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Amorprincesa24:
[b]The state government should take over running the operations.[/b]Nigeria is not at trade wars with the US, so that means we can export the cocoa products. But Shocked clueless Buhari and his cohorts would not see that opportunity. Bunch of criminals! Tueh

Lmao are u joking or what? Govt should run it? Has any govt in Nigeria ever run anything successfully? They can't even run a govt properly. Any business they touch sinks to the bottom of the ocean no matter how big it is, even the country is sinking and would have sunk completely by now if not for the wealth of resources it has that's propping it up like a life jacket. I mean, it should be obvious as the Sun for everyone to see by now that d Nigerian governments have the hand of MIDAS Corruption curse. Anything they touch, turns to GOLD corruption......and dust, only a matter of time. Even if they spend all the trillions of naira budget from the nation's wealth trying to cover up things and patch things up and keep it afloat for a while, all the money will still be a waste and it will eventually die. Whether its refinery, electricity, airline, security, infrastructure.......name it. They have all turned to dust under the hand of 9ja govt, they just keep pumping trillions of naira year in year out to postpone the burial and cover up their fundamental incapacitations.

They invested $6,000,000 USD, yet see how some people are talking as if they didn't put money into the venture at all, as if they just came with empty hand, used govt property for free and left with stolen property. Mtchwwwwwww. $6m USD is almost N3 billion, is that a small money to invest? See as they demonized Chinese investors on top investment as if $6m is coins. Is it not their own loss if the factory isn't producing and selling products? Can any investor be happy if he pumps nearly N3 billion into a business and then let it sink for decoration. No be say wata pass garri? C their mate in America are giving businesses palliative to survive trying times, these ones are demonizing investors. Later they will run to China for another loan, rubbish!

pharmagba:
Nowadays don't try to unearth a ladies previous sexcapade please
Just check her character, devotion to God, loyalty and love for you, your love and believe in her, check her HIV and hepatitis status and that the womb is still intact.
Cefene!

I pity any guy that follows this advice. Knowing your "marital partner's" sexual history IS A non-negotiable MUST, to understand your level of sexual compatibility and also level of "depravity". You just gotta know how low your partner can go. If you and your marital partner (spouse to be) can't trust yourselves on knowing your sexual history, then imagine the kinds of secrets you guys will be keeping from one another in marriage. What kinda marriage is that? D kind that the couple bond is weak and anything goes. As a man, I don't hide my sexual history from any girl I date. Unless we not dating and prolly a one-time, one-off fling. I will tell u about it plain and clear. Nothing to hide. If you're compatible with that, stay. If u ain't, u can leave, no problem. No need for deceptions and cover ups. I can't just be in a "relationship" and not know what has gone down before me. I don't wanna know cuz I wanna judge u or condemn u for sleeping with 3,000 men. Daz not my aim. But I wanna know so I can understand your character mindset, ur sexual mindset and the kind of "do's" and "don't do's" u have in sexual matters. I'm sorry I can't marry a woman that I'm not sexually compatible with, NEVER EVER! We can be friends but it won't go beyond that. So knowing sexual history is important. A lady ABC that slept with 3,000 guys on her own choice and terms cuz she had bills to pay IS DIFFERENT FROM a lady XYZ who slept with 3,000 guys cuz she was naive and stupid and easily deceived by guys to get laid. So it's not just about body count matter. A lady that was gangraped by thieves who broke into her house is different from d lady that was gangraped at an initiation ceremony of d cult she went to join. A lady that has a body count of 5 cuz she was cheating and had sex with 4 other guys while engaged to her fiancee, is different from a lady that has a body count of 5 cuz she has been in 5 relationships with 5 different boyfriends at different times. So sexual history helps u gain a deeper understanding of some aspects of the kind of character d person ur dealing with has. If na casual relationship now, u can do anyhow u like, good luck to u. But for a serious relationship, sexual history is a must

Fidelismaria:
Na I dey wait for you she wan type

Of cuz na, she dey wait for him to make d right move

Just reply, "are u sure u can handle it if it is hard?"

Dis text alone has finish d job for u chaiii, God have mercy on me. Check my signature to buy intelligent dispenser for soap and sanitizer

awhybliss:
Most Pentecostal pastors are theologists they just study and learn the Bible (which is good).but they are too theoritical and solely believe in science instead of God.
Sam adeyemi is indirectly limiting the power of God and exhorting science

"having a form of godliness BUT DENYING THE POWER THEREOF" ....so it is written. Every metal is just a metal until you throw them into the extremely hot fire. That's when you will know the real value of the metal, that's when you will really know which metal is gold and which metal is copper

Saifulah:
Nigerian journalists will no kill us. The article mentioned 3 main challenges that triggered this industrial action by NUPENG, what are the details of these 3 challenges, Nigerian journalists didn't deem it necessary to tell us.

1) BAD destroyed hellish bottomless pit roads
2) port congestion. Loading that should take few hours may take 2 to 3 weeks before they are able to get in and load product
3) horrific traffic. Journey of 30 ~ 40 mins taking 4 days. And they still have to bribe their way heavily

donbrowser:
That's obviously not what happened. The other guy gives her a head before a good bang. The head makes her more relax and the guy is also good in bed too.

You missed it. This is not just about who made her relax more in bed or who gave her good bang etc. This is about the woman cummin. The cummin is different, they are not d same. Cummin from the clit and cummin from hitting d G-sport are not the same. The cummin from the clit is GREATER than the cummin from the g-sport. So even without penetration, a guy with a good head game has the slightly higher advantage than all the penetration game can give. That's why a woman can stay 1 year, 2 years without single penetration from any man, and be getting all the explosive mind-blowing brain-scattering cummin from her C-spot alone, and never even gettin any penetration activity to her G-sport. Check most of those so-called "celibate" girls, they discovered this fact and that's why they can conveniently cut off guys for so long and be touching themselves to derive all the cummin pleasure they want. That's the same idea and "secret", the vibrators are built on. And all that vibration on the C-spot does the magic without even needing to get to the G-sport. The C-spot is the greatest sexual pleasure point in the female sexual anatomy, it's greater than the G-sport.

illicit:
I don't lick fat girls


ayanma

It's easy na, juz sniff her panties from a "safe" distance; and if her undies smell funny, just abort mission straight . But most importantly, head is only for loyal girls that you have confirmed her medical history with medical tests, not girls hopping from small letter d to capital letter D. Throat cancer is real, and saliva disease and infections exchange is real. Only clean disease-free women are worthy of head.

paulolee:
jokers...if u lyk straff better than Johnny sins and make you be good header like cr7 come sabi scatter nunu as lewa take de pieces net......bea wey wan leave u go still leave u go meet learner..

u no sabi anytin. Let me not go into deep explanation about the connection between a woman's anatomy and sex. I will just drop a simple hint that a woman's body is literally a sex machine. Their anatomy is set up and configured for ultimate sexual pleasure. However only few women reach the peak of the mountain of pleasure and once they reach there, no going back. It's like a drugs they are hooked on. But I won't go into full details before insecurity pops up in the mind of many men reading this because the information exposes a fundamental vulnerability in the woman's sexual configuration that can break her firewall anytime if exploited. Na market I come sell for Nairaland, no be woman matter I find come here. But a man with a good head game will leave a woman coming back for more even more than an anaconda. Even a woman's self-service fingers pleasuring herself right on the clit is no match for a slobbery wet sticky rough-surfaced warm flexible sloppy soft gentle ticklish flip-flopping flicking tip of the tongue dancing all around on her C spot PLUS your warm fluffy pomo lips brushing back and forth, biting, gripping, slobbering around her wide and slimy snail legs poohsee lips and firing thousands of millions of nuclear explosions straight to her brain at once. Even a vibrator can't match it 100%. Let me juz stop right err. Am a virgin abeg

So na only dis secular female musicians change 9ja music fah? Mtchwwwwwww, dis indomie generation no dey surprise me again

She might not be pregnant, women red visitor don't always cum at d normal time, d red visitor dey fluctuate regularly, daz y dey use like a chart wit period ranges to monitor and predict d time d guy go show up. But it could also b pregnancy, when d sperm has swim and cross d finish line. Since she is a novice, she might not understand her body hormone changes well enuf to make an educated guess dat will b correct. So first tin u shul do is go to a proper pharmacy an buy PT strip, costs 100 or less I think. Buy 2. Let her use it early in d morning, when she wanna take her first pee after waking up. Her hormones don settle by den, so results will be likely 99.999999999% accurate. Let her pee on it or dip it in her warm acid smelly colored morning pee, not pee dat looks like pure water ohhh. Wait a couple minutes, results will show. To be double sure, let her repeat d test d next day morning, same way. If u see double lines on it, dat are parallel and close to each other like twins, den all I have to say is .................... Congratulations papa David , may God bless ur baby

He has only 13% shares an he is worth over $100 billion. Imagine if he had like 70% of d shares

Misyarn:
My padi lost his babe to one guy cos of the guy heading ability...
My padi with big gbola oo the thing shock me

yes it's possible cuz wit good head, a woman clit is always engaged and daz d HQ of getting her brain to scatter not d G sport. But no mata wot, she wee still run back to d guy wit big gbola later cuz nutin can replace d breathless feelin of big gbola feeling every space an corner of her cookie jar, and d stretchy expansion as it slides back an forth making her pleasure fountain to flow like a waterfall an her volcano of bliss to erupt. Bottom line, she will keep both guys, but once d big gbola guy can add a good head game to his CV, she is dumpin d oda guy wit head skills alone and clinging to d big gbola guy like super glue.

See dem condemning d OP dat he is short, but nobody is saying dat d girl is short, shorter sef cuz d OP tall pass am. OP leave d girl alone. All dat excuse na wash. She is not into u, she has sumwan else she is chasing, dazz d real reason y, not all dis short excuse. U are juz her spare tire she is using to catch trips. Sumwan else is driving her engine, not u. Is

Most people advising d OP to ask d girl out, u guys are missing out d key details. From his write-up, u can tell that d OP and the girl are both teenagers, or max under 21 youths, and he just MET her only 1 month and he was crushing on her since day one, already drooling and infatuated about d girl....... D way I see it, dis infatuation of the OP is ONE-SIDED. To her he's just a normal friend, but OP is already carried away with puppy and Disney love and wanna start being a captain use gifts to win love hero, for a teenage girl dat just wanna start exploring life, kikikiki , it will end in premium tears. Best tin he can do is follow her to a repair shop or stand to fix at computer village, if she can't afford d moni by herself, she shul talk to her parents, if d parents won't or can't afford it, and he wanna be a good friend if he like and can afford it without killing his own pocket, den he can add some moni to her moni to meet up in repairing it.

It's not a strange position to me. Use it once in a while, cuz it's not really a position I like like that, and it is limited in function and convenience. It's only good for slow thrusts, but energy wasting position for fast pounding, and ur neck and side will ache if u lie in down position too long.

I can't even remember the last time I asked any girl out. Because I have been there, done that, been in and out of "boot--y camp" and paid my dues. Wooing is like a solitaire game, if you know how to arrange your cards well, everything else will work in your favor without stress. Forget about the timer, even if you get the highest score possible, Microsoft won't pay you for it. Same thing with women, stay calm, no need to rush, there's no medal for being the first to date her or the last to eat her cookie jar. Just be yourself, have normal conversations like you would with any of your guys, fun and witty convos with a pinch of friendly insults here and there and an occasional mix of gtfoh gfy whenever needed. Be firm, be flexible, be sensitive but NO ass licking. Be scarce from time to time leave her message hanging. Read don't reply, and when she asks why tell her I had other important stuff to do. Yes ooo, learn to vex her from time to time. Don't be like those mumu guys that are always stressing their lives trying to make her happy 24/7. Stress her life, vex her, annoy her, drive her crazy with your i don't care attitude, make her feel like she wanna bite your head off, be the guy that is her naughty troublemaker and favorite happy hour at the same time. That back and forth swing from nice and mean, nice and mean is what gets her hooked to you like drugs. Women like excitement and nothing is as exciting to a woman as having mood swings, they just don't like staying on one energy level for too long, they like to swing from one mood to another; and if you know how to push her mood swings, you have won her already. And always have it in mind before you engage any girl that you can't date every woman, you can't win them all, no matter how smart, funny, cute, rich, handsome, eloquent or whatever, you can't date all of them. So don't put pressure on yourself. Ticket wey go cut go cut, ticket wey go cash out go cash out. Just do you and let the natural energy of your positivity filter out which girl is worth your attention and desire, and you won't have to suffocate your life juz u wana get laid or have a trophy girlfriend to show off with. Nobody cares mehnnn. Just b yourself and the right girl for you will like u for who u are. Any other way, na trade by barter, money in exchange for sex, stress and pain in exchange for fake love. My hand no dey dah wan ohhhh...

And one more thing guys, when chatting with a woman u wanna woo, pls an plsssssssss, dunt be one of those mumu guys that treat her like an angel from heaven oh!!! U have lost be war before u even enta d battle field be dat. U know those guys na, Mr complimentary, abi na complimenter..... always complimenting, always saying nice tins, ur fine, ur too pretty, everytime abou u is perfect, I like ur smile, I like ur shoes, l like dis, I like dat, hope u slept well, hope ur dream was lovely etc, d mumu guy dat always agrees wit her on everything. Lemme tell u, u don push ursef enta friendzone automatically b dat, in fact from friendzone, u go enta ghosting zone where she wee start avoiding u, ur calls and ur chat. She will read and reply 2 days afta or not reply at all. And when u lick her ass more and more, u wee finally enta Blockedzone, as d Mumu in Chief she wants nutin to do with . So don't follow dat way at all. If u must compliment her, neva do it directly. instead of telling her she is smart or intelligent, tell her ur own grandmother was a very smart woman and she reminds u of her once in a while, and watch how she wee be vibrating upandan to show an proof to u how smart she is , na d simple trick be dat. Then most importantly, u be a mirror ohhhh wen texting. If she reply with short texts, reply her with a shorter text. If she drops K, drop ur own ohhhh. Don't be d mumu guy dat has a convo with her like dis:

Guy: baby good morning, how was your night, hope u slept well. Just wanna check up on u. What are you doing to day?

Girl: nothing! Thx

Guy. Ok, well, I saw your dp, u look so beautiful, I like ur smile. God really spent time to create u. You're so special

Girl: thank u

Guy: hhjjkkksklsppdpodmddbsislslsksolsmzjuzb hsjksoeoosooeodkmkddduud usiisoso suisidkididosososos (***another marathon message***)

Girl: K

Guy: iisoslppspdp idodoopddllddo isoeooekdkdhdu jsjsjskkkdl udodlppdpdp hsjsjdiododld usjsieoosdhdv
Jsjsiosod9do 8r90rpldo ud99epedl usual sud80e0dg ushsjsiisu usisslppsoshz hsus9osls ususidido

Girl: Yes


Mtchwwwwwww!!! Neva ever be dis mumu guy up here ok?
Never text or chat a woman like dis. U gotta text her like a mirror, tit for tat

Guy: hey, wassup?

Girl: nothing

Guy: and?

Girl: and what?

Guy: nothing

Girl: ok

Guy: get a job

Girl: huh?

Guy: lazy ass

Girl: am not lazy. Why would I call me lazy?

Guy: lazy people say "nothing" when u ask them wassup

Girl: lol, am actually reading a novel, bla bla bla, then I want to cook and yen yen yen, cho cho cho............

Daz aw u engage a convo! From der her mouth go turn to tap, na she go dey type long messages. Just b giving her short and witty, or simple and proportionate to d amount of text she is giving u, don't get carried away and start dropping long epistles or she will withdraw an start giving u K, yes, no short one word replies again, from der u go enta ghosting zone................. Daz all for d class

OP, asking her out is a wrong move. Just look at yourself, and be sincere with yourself. why do you want to ask her out? U wanna ask her out, with the hope she will say yes, then you can now start buying her things trying to win or keep her love with gifts, because you're already infatuated. Very wrong move. It will end in tears, u will cry and say she used and dumped u, whereas na u take ur hand do ursef. Shake off d infatuation. Never ask a woman out from d position of infatuation where your sexual emotions have clouded your mind completely. Continue ur normal chat closeness level, let her get deep into u to d point she herself will be throwing hints and suggestions to you from time to time, pushing u to ask her out. She will start calling u baby by herself, she will act jealous wen u bring up having attraction to oda girls she go threaten u, she will tell u stuff like ur d first person she talks to every morning and last person at night, she will ask u "HAVE YOU EATEN" 100 times a day , she don dey hook on u b dat, that's wen u ask a girl out, or u might not even need to do it and u guys will just start dating without u even asking her out when she really gets deep into u

Never buy phone for ur gf, never buy airtime for a gf. Let her buy it herself or let her other toasters buy for her and then she will use it to chat with you. But if you buy, she will use it to chat with other guys. Women don't respect men that give them free things. They will just keep using you till they are tired. If to spend money dey hungry u, go an spend on your mother and father or your siblings or your good male friends. Never ever spend money to try to impress woman, never ever do it. D fact that u didn't spend 1 kobo on her is what will even impress her say dis guy is different, upon on d forming sexiness, fine girl and packaging, d guy no even send me, d guy no even fall or drool dey chase me with gifts like oda guys. na from dia she go dey pursue u by herself. If her phone is bad, let her bill her other mumu toasters for money to fix her phone, afta she fix it, if it's true say una don dey flow well b4, na u she go first message when her phone is ok, she will ignore d mumu dat drop moni for her to fix it and continue chatting u up.. She go dey give d mumu wey pay to fix her fone 'K', yes, no, 'Kk" and oda short replies, while she cums chasing u everyday wit all kinds of long stories and gists, and dear dear msg upandan if u no u no

To marry girl wit blue eyes dey hungry me. Daz y me I dey target oyinbo woman wey get blue eyes. Ah neva kno say black woman sef dey wey get blue eyes, cum apin for my own backyard Nigeria again. Mehnnn, even d blue eyes cum fine for black person pass oyinbo own sef. If I jam black girl wey get blue eyes ehn, I go toast am straight Make me sef cum get descendants wey dia eyes dey blue na blue is d color of angels