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A black person with blue eyes is the most beautiful thing ever. My God that man is a condensed mumu. Look at d rare opportunity he has to put the blue eyes genes into his bloodline that he wanna throw away to d dustbin. Even among white people, blue eyes no common. Blue eyes is d rarest.

deepwater:
Did you know that the real niggar guy have never smoked a weed or banged a pussy ever before ?

Kikikiki, me dat am just barely keepin body an soul togeda, d way dis post cum make me laff ehn , ur not a real niggar, ur a wicked niggar

....... anyways, Nairaland pipu, my earlier decision still stands, I wee neva comment on 9ja politics again, i kanut cum an keeee masef for nutin. Na only int'l politics I go dey deezcost now. I don tire to dey carry Nigeria mata for head like gala. I still like dis country though an wish every good person out dia d best. May good luck fall on us and may God pick awa call on time.

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God bless d Sanwo Olu govt for this policy. We need more like this. May Governor Sanwo continue to dey handsome an fresh more an more

Murketeer:
And they will fail las las ...We thank God that we in the South totally hates everything called Terrorism and anything that has to do with it ...at First ...they will think they are winning ...but then we will follow them with total onslaught ...If the southerners in the west like,..they should handle them with kid gloves as usual...but the NigerDeltans don't take shit if fight start

The South is the easiest place to conquer. The North is the most difficult. By the time they succeed in conquering the North, they will already have all the experience and expertise needed, and the South will be an easy work in the park. How many structures do they have in the North, do they have densely population zones like the South? Do they have dense marktets and hangout zones that will be soft targets for suicide bombings or car parked bombings etc? Do they have sea access like the South, that makes an easy entry and exit point for terrorists (just like militants and pirates have been almost impossible for your govt to handle because of this multifaceted nature of southern terrain)? Do they have more dense jungles than the South? Ordinary Sambisa forest that is a vegetation suffering from desertification, they can't take over the place from terrorists, how much more the more dense and more thick and rich jungles of the South that are evergreen all year round. Ordinary bandits inside forests by the highways are giving them serious headache and they haven't been able to end the menace. What will happen when those ones now camp is the rich vegetation jungles of the South with better lush vegetation cover, so dense and thick that no aerial or drone surveillance will be able to see the ground.... So don't over play your hand at all. The South is an easy prey for them to conquer. Imagine 3rd mainland bridge being blown up on a early Monday morning with d usual standstill traffic? Imagine terrorists highjacking fuel tankers and driving it to crash and explode at major markets or economic hubs like Marina where you have major finance HQ. The terror possibilities are endless. If such things happen (God forbid, God forbid, I reject it and pray it never does), the govt elites and extremely wealthy civilians will escape themselves first on the first flight abroad, if our cities turns to a battle field like the North East. They won't stay and fight. They will run and leave d poor people to their fate at the mercy of evil terrorists and the govt forces who are overstretched overstressed and over-demoralized and under equipped will not be able to save everybody cuz dey will be too busy fighting to save their own lives too from a very evil enemy. Af u ever watched their videos of when dey execute soldiers? U go fear. Imagine cutting of someone's head while d person is still alive Devils in human skin. We cannot leave dis enemy to chance at all. D south has to over protect itself now. A United South shall stand but...Divided we will surely fall one by one, d terrorists will conquer west, east and south of the South

Oh God, I juz dunt know why am so passionate about Nigeria so much like this. A country dat doesn't even give one 1 Kobo shit about me . May God safe me from my stupidity. Why I carry Nigeria mata for head like gala, i juz dunt understand again, weda dem take am swear for me. I wana keep shut most times, but before u say Jack, I don chook mouth for Nigeria mata. Nawa oh, I don tire for myself ..............pls i dey sell I intelligent dispenser, intelligent solar lights, electric mosquito killer etc. Abeg cum follow me buy. Check my signature

Darlingboy4sure:
Attacking d south is easy, but it comes with dire consequences of which they are very much aware.

Unless they really want d nation to seceed. Coz the kind of attack all northerns will receive, especially from d south south, will be unprecedented!

Oga attacking the South won't have any dire consequences other than war. And right now, your army couldn't defeat the local version of them in over 10 years of battle. Now imagine how it will be when their main int'l war veterans and expert fighters from Yemen, Syria, Iraq, Libya, Lebanon and other terrorists zones join in the war for a takeover. Once there is a breakdown of things into war, those ones will surely show up. The prize to be won (Nigeria) is huge. Nigeria will be a huge ATM for them to take over the West Africa region and expand further into Africa. The more they expand, the more difficult it is for the coalition of civilized forces to keep up with engaging them in all fronts. They will eventually have to withdraw and limit their counter attack operations to critical areas only. America has nothing to lose again if the Nigeria crude oil market goes, because as of now, they have their own shale oil and they are the largest producers of oil in the world today, so that time that America needs our oil by all means is over. Nigeria is of little economic value to them now. The only value left is politcal for the stability of Africa, but worst come to worst, Nigeria is 100% dispensable. If they could abandon Libya to terrorists, Nigeria won't be any different. We need to wake up and tell ourselves the hard truth. "Winter" is here and the terrorists are coming for the South. Now is the time to unite and build a well trained and well armed regional security special forces army that can repel and defend our southern region. The enemy is brutal and doesn't play by any rules other than to conquer by any means necessary. Look at America, do you think the largest army in America is the US military? No, it is their civilian population. They maintain an abundantly armed civilian force that can defend themselves from any external terrorists, and even defend themselves from their own government should the govt go rogue. And they are backed by their Constitution to have such a civilian force on ground. Every time the new world order political puppets in the US try to amend the Constitution or sponsor mass shootings so people can agree for the Constitution to be changed but they keep failing. Self defense is the best form of defense. Like Americans will say, A gun at hand is better than a cop on the phone. Because before the 911 call help can arrive, d attacker has already finished the victims. But an armed civilian still has a good chance to defend and protect himself and ward off or neutralize the attacker. I still remember wen 9ja comedians will mock d Arab countries and make jokes dat der can never be suicide bombers in Nigeria, but look at where we are today, such things have turned to d norm. 250 people killed, 100 soldiers died etc, such news are no longer alien to us. In fact people dont get triggered about it anymore, it has gotten so common, and that bad that d society has adjusted to it, even d useless govt will be saying things like it's not only in Nigeria terrorists are killing people. If we fail to take this threat seriously and act accordingly, it will do d south like film. Go and read the history of Asia. Most Asian countries today that are Muslim countries, 95% of them were not Muslim countries from the beginning. They were conquered by advancing terrorists militias both locally groomed and foreign added. Whether it is Malaysia, Indonesia etc, go and read their history. You will know that Nigeria is just one step away from final conquering.

SmartPolician:
Boko Haram has made it abundantly clear that its mission is to islamize Nigeria's north. To date, they have never gone contrary to that long-term plan. We all know that Nigeria has no security. If they want to bomb the south, it's as easy as ABC.

I just hope that they don't bring their madness to the south because the day a bomb goes off in the south, the entire south will tag northerners Boko Haram terrorists. Of course, there will be dire consequences.

If the South West and other southern states could blunt the police to form their security networks because of the herders, imagine what would happen when Boko Haram terrorists start carrying out their suicide missions in Nigeria's south.

Story! Nothing will happen when they bomb because ur foolish southern leaders that have sold their region away for a plate of chin chin will be the first people to escape with first class private jets with their families out of the South and live in exile abroad while the entire south is overrun by terrorists. While the terrorists are teaching their followers and children how to handle Ak-47s, gun trucks, armored tanks and RPGs, teaching them how to behead, maim and slit people's throats, giving them practical demonstration by destroying army bases and civilian settlements, but southerners are busy arguing whether Laycon will smash Erica and whether man u will go to next season champions league. When we should be training on self defense and counter terrorism as a region. It will do the South like film. You think these evil terrorists want the North alone? The North is not their main target, the North has always been home to them. Their main target is the South. Because it is when they conquer the South that they have truly conquered Nigeria and its resources. And Nigeria will become another extra ATM for their other global terrorists missions. If they take Nigeria, they will take West Africa too. Let the South continue to think this threat is child's play. America won't come and save us. They will just come to evacuate their people, same as other civilized countries. After all they already predicted the separation (or destruction) of Nigeria before.

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dayoige:
Real quick!
I have a uncle in the UK who is a citizen and he assured me that if I can change my surname to his, he will fly me over to the UK.

I'm a 300L student studying economics here in Nigeria, and my name is .... ( This is the name I have in all my documents) and the surname my uncle want me to change to is 'Richard' so after changing my name it will look like this "Dayo Richard".

I want to apply for a change of name (to address the surname)

After doing the change of name I want to also apply for my National Identification Registration with (NIMC) which definitely I will have to do a new Birth Certificate with my new name.

Now my problem is this :
Will the change of surname affect my travelling documents if I want to apply for a visa, since the surname I have on my academic documents is different from my new surname?

What do you think I can do to balance everything?

Thanks

Oga u berra goan change ur surname fast fast, even sef, change ur name from Kunta Kunte to Denzel Washington...an escape dis hellhole of a country. Dey dia dey ask Jamb questions wen Nigeria might soon turn to another Afghanistan in a few years. Be like u neva c the news on Nairaland of Boko Haram soldiers praying in Niger state. Der r Fulani herdsmen militias scattered in jungles all round dis country too. Only a mata of time before action film starts an d govt is still as useless as crude oil in Mars. Beta get out now while u can and escape d evil dark times dat are coming.

Nadaken:
Abuja peeps maiduguiri don reach una domot o

Mtchwwwwwww, good morning. Pipu wey don dey asshole rock tey tey.

Mehnnn, dis tin is not funny @ all. Many people's businesses have collapsed for apapa due to d abominable hellish roads. Many landlords no get tenants again. No market again. Na only soft drinks and beer still dey sell

Mtchwwwwwww. Waz Buhari's aim for releasing Boko terrorists back into society?

adecz:



Buhari is the biggest mistake
of this country..


We never realized that Ibrahim Babngida
& crew did the nation a great service
when they toppled Buhari from power
in 1985.

IBB face supposed to b on d N1,000 note for overthrowing the worst military regime in Nigeria history. God really used IBB to save Nigeria from General Bókohari. May God save us again

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