₦airaland Forum

pweetiedee:
Lmao!!!

He should go and sell electronics or Abba made cosmetics. That's what they know how to sell.

Which Yoruba will be carrying FSLC upandan?

I'm yoruba, and this is so stupid of you. Yorubas don't do this rubbish. You must be a bastard.

abiolaokenke30:
forget white collar jobs, start a small business-- Farming, poultry, buy and sell, etc

They should start with water? This advice is suitable for those who already have enough savings. There are so many graduates with not up to 20,000 naira 8n their accounts.

makydebbie:
Wow!
Beautiful.

Dear future husband, I don't want a wedding ceremony.

I wish my future wife can share this same wish of yours. Unfortunately na so so elaborate wedding all the girls wey I dey jam dey find. Shior. I hate noise ehn.

This China EHN. Chai!

Anything is possible in China. I fear those people.

Yet some ignorant dolts here on nairaland would be screaming "chinko, China poo" as if their country has started producing pencil or biro, even toothpick. Mtcheww

A statue is waiting for her.....


BTW, I heard rochas is planning to erect a statue of me, which will cost him 500million naira. Someone should pls tell him to give me the money instead, I will go and stand there myself.

olagoke157:
please if there is anyone here that knows someone that sells big size palm slippers/slip ons please just mssg me or quote ..and shoes please...preferably size 46

Why not locate a shoe maker that will make a nice one for you.

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Mimicole:
If you look up the word ignorant in any dictionary i'm pretty sure you will find your image there grinning ignorantly... ignoramus

The fact that you're a mother doesn't mean that you're a good one.

@op, I don't blame your daughter, she's way too small to be faulted, I'd rather put the blame on you for not seeing anything wrong in that conversation. You should have included the details from the start, you expected people to do the analysis on the conversation, so you should expect all round Pragmatic and stylistic analysis. And please don't listen to some people trying to smoothing your ego with their own bad attributes, a little scolding and correction would have done the trick in that situation.
Was the bowl a bad one? Did Mary place the bowl on the floor? For her to have chosen the bowl, it shows that you guys probably use that same bowl for drinking as well, so why the rejection? Possibly a new knowledge she recently acquired, intelligent kids do that. I don't blame those that reads arrogance to her statement, there'sa theory known as 'speech act theory', using words to act, and if deployed to your daughter's statement, then a little bit of arrogance can be spotted in it. At the same time, no dey carry ur matter come Internet biko, u no be daddy freeze.

Bobrisky can't go to hell because satan is tired of the type of people coming to hell this days.

Is that another way of saying that recession continues?
Let me quickly go and buy rice

Most bank robbery in Ondo and Ekiti be rest assured that the robbers are from edo.

The Indian and Canadian guys really cracked me up

Iran awon were

PrimadonnaO:
English department is like that in most federal universities.

Even State universities.

Its nice for a start

tossie101:
U have said it all... he found that love because his step dad is igbo.


Are u igbo?

No, he found that love because his step dad is human. Once you view others from the concept of humanism and individualism, your sense of judgement would improve greatly.

MillionDollars:
University keep producing first class, but the govt are not producing the jobs the follow up

I think it should be the other way round. This first class shouldnt be looking for jobs, but creating jobs out of their abundant intelligence. We produce tons of 1st class every giving year, how many invention which could create jobs have we recorded from these so 1st class products?
You should rather be asking the government to produce an enabling environment.

Pierohandsome:
What were u expecting him to do, to jump into the fire and drag the girl out?

Ask yourself that question again

BreezyCB:
One corner by patapaa

Penalty by small doctor

Your brain is filled with cold water starch

cristianisraeli:
where is atiku?

atiku for president 2019

I think Your brain is filled with cold water starch

Tinnytony24:
What a world we leaving in... I left akwa ibom coz of monkey pox... Came into port harcourt to have peace of mind... Nw one IDIOT!! is trying to bring it to dis side again??

LOL.. .. Biko run to another state, no peace for the wicked.

Mynd44:
We as a people have to stop body shamming. Itsis just silly.

Just because someone is not appealing to us does not give us the right to bully the person.

This is why sapio-sexualism is the truth. No time for nonsense headaches

I love reading your brilliant submissions on some issues. Keep it up.

This yomzzyblog dey quick remove picture wey him post. What is wrong with you.

visionex:
4 years I graduated FROM ABIA StAte UNIVERSITY economics dept. 2 and half years i resigned and started my own bbusiness I'm processing one land in mowe also have a tab on another in SHIMAWA around redemption camp new site
I'm planning to marry one thing those uncle them go query me be say if I don buy land they are not expectn a building now at least LAND whether n.a. qtr plot although not a prerequisite BUT SHA THEY WILL ask because they know I'm doing st th and should afford dat
I will buy it not because anyone may ask but me self see say e make self not prepared to be dashing person upwards of 250 k every yr when I can get a qtr plot with dat,use zinc do four corner shape and enter with my understanding wife.
It's just a cultural thing to we ibos dat we own and buy land every where we are
It backfires atimes when u see us marry late
Thank God I'm not dat late of course d lateness trend is changing gradually

Who ask this mumu all this him life history

Guy will be looking forward to a nice sex time that night.

IneedSugarMumy1:
You mean the lady that f**k managers








See as I take style make front page make I kukuma upload this pix





Me and my babe

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NtoAkwaIbom:
in yorubaland a fada cannot will his last living abode to anoda... it blongs to d firstborn...

Shut up and don't say what you don't know. Even if the man has just a house, the rooms will be divided equally among all the kids. And if they are too many, they most times rent out the house and share the proceeds.

Emotionless100:
So dat guy dat wipe 56 innocent soul and injured abt 400 in USA is a Christian

therefore all Christians are killer

FALLACY

Isis already claimed responsibility for the shooting. Last I checked, Isis is an Islamic group.

veekid:
This aunty that has no boobz

Eye dey pain u?

Junior66:
you are wrong. Kwara state has an Emir only because it was the only yoruba state to be conquered and ruled by the fulani empire. The fulanis installed an Emir anwhere they conquered, simple!

Do you know the difference between kwara and ilorin? Nawa o