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Cesclxg: Hahaha... Don't mind me jare; Just trying to relieve all the pent-up tension in the hux... Guys need to chilax a lil... This tread is funny sha. It seems nah egg business sure pass now!!!

Nothing do u sir, enjoy ya time

Cesclxg: It's just that the name of the project is kinda funny... Picture this: u want to take vengeance on an enemy and u've made so much threats on how u were going to deal with the enemy. Come the day when the battle was supposed to take place, the enemy was expecting to see u come with destroyers, armoured tanks, black hawks and the likes. Buh instead u came with catapults to take VENGENCE ON THE ENEMY!!! The enemy was like 'what the fvck'...

Funny....but u too dea talk, be like say u don get Ebola for mouth from too much egg laying

yuzedo: SWEET GOD OF ALL THINGS LEGIT!!!

This article hit all 12-corners of my triangular heart!! I meannnn!!!! Gaddemm!!!


I was at a Commemorative Lecture in 2013 with my former-almost girlfriend-and-100-yards-of-wife-material, the beautiful MOD brethreness *******, and (un)fortunately, Mrs. Miss Adichie was the guest of honor/chief speaker in a hall full of distinguished statesmen. My embarrassment knew no bounds when Madam was showered ALL the goddam adulation and effervescent worship for the 4hr duration of the lecture, by all, including the celebrant/convener, to the complete detriment of the one whom we were there to commemorate, the celebrant's late father.

Was madam abashed by all the fawning? Hell no! She exploited the occasion to the full, launching into yet another monotone on everything and nothing, and in utter confusion, I was forced to ask my date WHOM I HAD INVITED, Is this why we are here?

My honest albeit un-sought and perhaps irrelevant opinion of Madam Adichie is that she is a tad overrated and tremendously immodest. She enjoys the worship, but has not reached a stage where she can be humble and gracious about it, quite unlike the true masters (Achebe & Kongi). Luckily in this generation, very much different from theirs, it is unlikely to affect her trajectory of progress and recognition, simply because attention (deserved or not) is the currency we deal in today. (ask the talentless Kardashians if you doubt my words).

I hope she continues (for the sake of good literature) to deliver on her works, a quality to equal or surpass Half of a Yellow Sun (her tour de force, in my objective opinion).. Prior and Subsequent efforts have not measured up to this beautiful book, but I refuse to blame that on her loquacious and uber-skewered opinions that no-goddamn-body asked her about.

On a final note, pray, who or what wrote this article?? An 11/10 score does zero justice to literature so complete in logic, facts, presentation, validity and balance.

...... I bet a man wrote it. Women aren't this talented. (I kid!......... or do i?)

- Yuzedo is a part-time Pörn Collector & full-time fine boy , and writes from Banana Iceland, Ikoyi.

Yuzedo at his best. Chimama needs a man like you in her life to complete her balance. Problem is that she's not that gifted in the womanly body aspect like the Omosexy (ses)....

So many old layers in here. Guess i'm gonna go into egg distribution biz soon.

Zedric: 11) messing with oga's daughter

This is the one office rule i will always breach. How else can a hapless guy get bact at his over demanding nd insatiable foul mouthed boss than slamming d hell outta his screaming daughter? At least i can laugh at the boss in my own little way.

Yoney007: Na your opinion be that bros...You are entitled to it.

That's true....but u gotta be sure to drop the poor habit before packing in.

Yoney007: They said eating food from the fire directly makes one's temperamental.....Eating from fire is my specialty and guess what?? I use to have a silly temper till I started working on controlling it, still a work in progress and its better now. I still eat from the fire tho'

Eating from the fire ke? Hian! Poor glutton

Omexonomy: Methink junk food is cheap due to mass production.

Ya right.

nickz: women always cry for gender equality,but when you start treating them like male they start complaining

women sometimes confuse me more than calculus

Pls take it easy with them sir. Women are confused creature by nature, that explains their endless deman of give me this, give that, buy me this, buy me that. They are looking for some sense of satisfaction which they cannot find within themselves. Pity those poor emotional being. If u gat a gal that truly loves u, observe he well u will understand it better

Mynd44: His own time, yes. But school regulations........

No one asked you not to be Christian, they just don't want religious stuff in school.

I guess u are not really giving a thought to ur logic.

Those villagers are darn funny menh. Screaming Ebola Ebola at the sight of a white man....gotta try it here this week.

abokiigbo: The state house of assembly cannot be a law unto itself, it has played its part by asking the cheif judge to set up, it must now allow "democracy" take its course. House has no such powers to direct the cj to disband the panel, cherry picking happens only in a banquet or buffet, this is neither, PDP smell the coffee Almakura is totally different from Nyako, almakura is a performing gov u cant impeach him just like dat. Tell ur thug master to try other things perhaps deploy the cheif of army staff to set up the panel himself or perhaps just direct the military to drag him out of office after all u are the commander in chief. Hopeless, clueless PDP!!!!

Are u saying d CJ can just pick whoever he likes?

seanet02: Not possible. He cannot disband them. There is no provision in the constitution that empowers a chief judge to disband a panel on an impeachment notice once he has set it up and inaugurated it. Al-Makura has won this.

The authority that gave him the directive to set up d panel can also direct him to disband it...it's simple

frankben: evening bro

Bless u boss.

All hail Okpu Uzu Igbo nile!

frankben: Please how does this help in eradicating EBOLA that's threatening the existence of mankind ?

Ask him o!

Nairalanders pls help a brother, is the passport to be in black and white, red or yellow background?

Poo thread. Are u trying to belittle us ( real intros)? What has ur idiatic sense of popoolacrazy got to do with introversion?......

manny4life: You're right, he never said it flipped, but I'm just speculating. I have seen too many crash scenes to know that a reckless driver at a high speed is more likely to flip if they have poor control of their vehicle. Most especially, if it's speculated the driver is under the influence of alcohol or even drugs.

I think ur theory could be true. They are probably trying to hide the lads inresponsibility to save the father from public criticism by blaiming d crash on a stationery car.

manny4life: That car more likely flipped several times before hitting the second car, and that was at a high speed. Perhaps he flipped over the road barricade.

Maybe...but the op never said it flipped, he said it was 'involved with a stationery volks sharon'...... Anyway, RIP to the dead lad.

BarryX: Hmmm, The wreckage leaves much to be desired though

Kind of a pre-arranged Hollywood car stunt !

Hope this stunt was NOT directed by a "Nollywood director" sha

Honestly the crash site looks too clean for such an impact.... Wanted to keep it to maslf but sometin is wrong here.

Infamous: Oh PSG. How is it that u keep sending people packing? There is GOD o

I thought u said u are getting em laid?? Fvck d hell outta em till they dead.

Babaji111: If a leader is good to his people, it is his people that will protect him, cover him and even pray for him out of love and admiration. What results to less than these deserves no explanation.

You really have a lovely soul. I really like ur naivity.

PoshGuy: @op Please stop oversimplifying the matter. When you fail to really think about what you want to invest your time in, you would have graver challenges that would discourage you faster and that is a major reason most nigerian businesses face and collapse under within few months/years.

To be a successful entrepreneur who believes in his/her cause, you must do your home work properly and that requires time, planning and real mental work... That is hard work but it can be fun if you are passionate about your idea.

Do your proper research, SWOT analysis and have realistic projections... We need real business springing up not ill conceived ideas that start up with some razmataz and dissappears in a short while.

Abeg no spoil person market o!

softsparkyy: I hv been thinking too much. So much afraid of failure.

Stop being afraid to fail.... I will suggest u get this book.... The Master Key System by Charles F Haanel. Last bullet, No gut; no Glory.

erad: I'm the OP and I can't see anywhere I've asked for what you are saying.

The source of the article is there. Kindly stop with the bogus claims.

Some of us just want to share what we read with others instead of benefiting alone.

My bad! Didn't realise u are d op. So Oga what is the price? I'm sending u a pm pronto.

erad: I'm trying to see where your accusations apply in the whole article and I can't find any.

Maybe I missed it, kindly point it out.

I will send u a pm for the price of.....

erad: Where's the advert?

Oga are u a learner? Send d op a pm for more info nd get d price of d ebook.

Thread to rip off newbies nd cronic procastinators. Op gudluck with ya........ Exist thread!