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we have artiste with potentials that could , i mean could reach somewhere
Age Beeka,
Asa if she plays more like India Arie
Etcetera

not all them dbanj , nice and the rest of them , cuz grammy aint got no category for them!

Where do we pass our shait before ? no be bush ? Abeg leave oyinbo ideas alone , just joking . We need a change ! ok i will still pee anywhere if i dont see a clean public toilet nearby !

Everytime : britney spears
can u feel the love tonite: elton john
immortality: celine dione

Hello Vanessa can you help me get a 1995 HONDA CIVIC HATCH and in get it into Lagos pls? how much will that cost? please let me know asap. Thanks

Please it wasnt sent to my address , i am very worried about this, if i dont have means i cant claim my money back right can i take the slip to the bank i bought it from it claim it ? please help !!!

has anyone gotten their first bank share certificate please has anyone gotten their first bank share certificate from their last sale?? arent they supposed to post it to the address i gave them ? please if any one has gotten theirs let me know and if there is any way i can go to them and ask thank you

Hello Nairalanders , I am using this medium to let every Nigerian know that we can make a difference by showing that we care for all that is happening in the Niger Delta Region of our beloved country , the suffering, rape,oil spills,violence and neglect so please take a few minutes and sign here for peace , lets show that we care., Nigerians from all over the diaspora lets show some love  .Here i go first :
I am oracle

That is all it takes, Target is one million signatures and i know we can do it !!!

Hello Nairalanders , I am using this medium to let every Nigerian know that we can make a difference by showing that we care for all that is happening in the Niger Delta Region of our beloved country , the suffering, despoil,oil spills,violence and neglect so please take a few minutes and sign here for peace , lets show that we care., Nigerians from all over the diaspora lets show some love  .Here i go first :


My name is O.  from Ondo State .
I sign for peace in Niger Delta 2008.

That is all it takes, Target is one million signatures and i know we can do it !!!

I need a Clean Tokunbo Honda Halla with full options asap,the mileage must be ok. I will pay cash !!!!

Hi. Is this car still available? What's the mileage? What year is it ? Hope the price is negotiable? Please respond as soon as possible cause i have 550k for it ,

[b][/b] PLEASE I NEED INFORMATION FOR LASU PART TIME FORM , PLEASE WHEN WILL IT BE OUT FOR 2008 SESSION? THANK YOU NAIRALANDERS,

Ladies !!!!!!! How to Handle a Break UpWithout Looking Desperate, Read the article below
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Your whole world can suddenly seem turned upside down when you learn the sad reality that the love you thought was forever is now over. It's like unexpectedly being doused with an icy cold bucket of water. You're instantly forced to look at everything differently and realize your day to day life will no longer include the one you love. However, the key to holding onto any type of future relationship with this person is keeping your dignity and grace during your time of discomfort and pain.

You may not be thinking about it now, but a great friendship could still develop out of this relationship. You cared for them enough to enter into a romantic relationship, so it stands to reason they just might make a great friend in the future. The way you react or act during this period will determine the likelihood of this.

If in fact, you are going through a break up right now, keep in mind these tips for keeping a level head.

1. Don't initiate contact for at least two weeks. If they call you, keep the conversation short and do NOT rehash what went wrong.

2. If you feel you must say something to them; go buy a journal and write down everything you are feeling and want to say. Even go so far as to address the letter to them, however, do NOT mail it. This is just a vessel for getting your thoughts out. Trust me; you'll be glad you kept your thoughts to yourself someday!

3. Make sure to express your gratitude about having the opportunity to share so many pleasant memories with them. Wish them well with whatever future may be in store for them.

4. Do not spend hours upon hours deliberating by yourself or with friends about what could have gone wrong. It isn't healthy to dwell on the past or the negative. If you need to powwow with friends, focus on doing creative or action-oriented things to keep your mind busy.

5. As soon as you are able to start shifting your focus to your new life. You've just been given a new opportunity to start on a new path. What will it be? Take this time to do something you've always wanted, but just didn't get to while you were with your ex.

6. Accept responsibility that you contributed to the demise of the relationship, however, that it was also a two-way street. There's no need to dwell on what each person "did" or "did not" do. Assess for yourself what relationship areas you could probably address for future relationships and make a commitment to do something about it.

7. If your ex wants to give the relationship another chance, don't say yes immediately. Take some time to really gauge whether the original problems have been handled. If they haven't, it will only be a matter of time before you're going through all of this again.

8. If your ex is already seeing someone new, try your best to avoid seeing them together. Take comfort in the knowledge that if they were interested enough to date someone else, they were never your Mr. or Ms. Right! That means your perfect someone is still out there waiting to be found.
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He came home late last nite didnt he ? yes i am talking to you !!! he came home past midnight and he wasnt wearing his ring !!! arrrgghhh come on girl he has just had a lot of fun and you were at home helping the kids with their homework , thats the truth , do this , take his phone into the toilet and check his contacts of course you know the old contacts there dont you ?? or dont you now look for new additions to this list and here is a new trick he may add his female contacts from last nite with male names , so baby dont be fooled NOW GO AND DO IT !!!! THERE IS A WARNING THOUGH!!!! DONT BE CAUGHT !!!! Let me know how it goes ok?

chiboyz thanks and thats very funny , see i am laughing , rolling on the floor and still laughing , yes very dumb of you .

Hello Nairaland members , please is there any one that can help me in acquiring a cyprus visa, i would like pots from Nigerian living there and also if they could tell me what the best procedure for getting the visa ? THANK YOU

pls let me have it for 500k and how much is the halla last price?

Can this car go for 450 k and how long has it been used in Nigeria ?
pls reply asap

pls do you still have it ? do you have it with its pack and manuals ? and how much can you sell it for last ? pls reply as soon as possible

Now i have an artiste to add to my list from 2pac, biggie, fela , jmj , easy e , aaliyah, left eye , awww may his soul rest in peace!!!!!

Its easy to issue 628 million naira contracts than to fly a hero abroad , i think i dont have a government because i govern myself. may his football heroic soul rest in peace

Listen to your heart : Roxette
Celine Dione ; Immortality
Celine Dione : Its all coming back to me now.
The list goes on !!!!!!!!!

I want to send $344 to a bank account in China , it is a business account anyone that can help pls let me know and also which bank in nigeria can do it for me .

How will you be able to help me ? i dont have a dom account

who wants to take me on , HYBRID YOURE A BIATCCCHHHHHH!! COME GET ME, REMEMBER ME ?

Hybrid x ,
I am going to take you on anytime , you talk about guns this, split that
You havent held one talk of busting a slug
So please join R-kelly because your heaven really needs a hug
I have a dream na mess it !!you can be Martin Luther King
I believe in reality so kneel and kiss the murafucking ring
youve got punchlines i admire that in you so keep it up
never let me see your as in my hood because i ma stick you up
you comin here asking people to battle because yo want to steal their punchlines
feel free to steal mine because i got loads of punchess to knock you offline
it aint no beef i am just doing my thing laying lowing in this forum
got pissed nigga named hybrid claiming fame while im still jamming Ether in the highest Volume


Dont praise me in your next post because i might be, hmm waiting to let the whole world know what you did last summer !
Please i didnt just tell Naira land that i caught him sucking a dudes privates just around the corner !!!!


KAPEECH !! LADIES , PIMPS, WHORES , PLAYAS , FEMI HAS JUST LEFT THE BUILDING!!!

Let me kick it off ( 1997 - 2003 set) my set were the last ones during the hand over of missionary schools back to the owners !! Can someone tell me if that crazy principal with the big swell on his forehead or is it cancer still there and that troublesome geography teacher
by the way yall my name is Femi SS 3A so you know who this is !!!Up school!! Up boys!!!!!!

f, king shot her and get it done with , next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hybrid x ,
I am going to take you on anytime , you talk about guns this, split that
You havent held one talk of busting a slug
So pls join R-kelly cuz your heaven really needs a hug
I have a dream na Bleep it !!you can be Martin Luther King
I believe in reality so kneel and kiss the murafucking ring
youve got punchlines i admire that in you so keep it up
never let me see your as in my hood cuz i ma stick you up
you comin here asking people to battle cuz yo wanna steal their punchlines
feel free to steal mine cuz i got loads of punchess to knock you offline
it aint no beef i am just doing my thing laying lowing in this forum
got pissed nigga named hybrid claiming fame while im still jamming Ether in the highest Volume


Dont praise me in your next post cuz i might be, hmm waiting to let the whole world know what you did last summer !
Pls i didnt just tell Naira land that i caught him sucking a dudes dick just around the corner !!!!


KAPEECH !! LADIES , PIMPS, WHORES , PLAYAS , FEMI HAS JUST LEFT THE BUILDING!!!!