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Hello Nairalanders, Please i need a honda Odyssey 2001 model tokunbo, clean with full options ASAP please reply with pictures or links to one and please moderate price. Thank you, urgent need , cash ready

i am very serious, will 800k move it? say yes and that car is mine by weekend, asap

can 1m fly it ? really serious here

i have 1.3m cash ready let me knowand send me an email to femi_oracle@yahoo.com

@ Yizzurr how much do you have the tokunbo of the acura for ? please reply asap thanks i need this car but at the price here its too much

How much is the final price for it and can i pay asap?

Will 950k fly this? urgently

Can 850k fly it ? please text me o n and let me know as soon as possible i intend getting a car before this weekends and also post millieage and vine. Thank  you

M I has a new album so fast? im off to get it

Please i need financial advice, i have 200k that i want to invest till january, actually it is a combination of the fees i have to pay by january such as my school fees, house rent and all these will expire by january and since i have it now , i want to keep it somewhere i wont be able to touch it because no one can predict the future and keeping it in my savings wont work cause ill use it somehow cause i am a spendthrift. Please my talented nairalanders where can i invest this cash till january stockmarket or This is urgent please help.

Thank you

Mr President is an idiot, useless and a waste of my vote which i should have used to wipe my bum cause it didnt count! How can someone that doesnt know about defense be made minister of defense and when MEND blow up atlas cove thats when the idiot realised that the man is not specialised in that field , what is dora akunyili or whatever her name is doing in that sector instead of being minister for health? we were taught that closeness to raw materials helps a industry what d Bleep is kaduna receiving 15billion for ? is it to study their deserts and cow shit ? mr president is so dumb its annoying , i dont wish death for him but if he dies it will be good riddance to bad rubbish! just look at gov fashola, he is not a perfect man but i mean look at lagos in such a short time , with the little allocation the state gets its working towards a easy way of life . Nigeria is at its worst since i have known it , i dont support violence but if Niger delta people keep getting deprived they should go up north and bomb them bastards wherever they build anything worth 1billion from the federation account !

I am sorry to say this , you can never love her cause he is not  your heart desire and pls everyone stop criticizing this guy, we have all had unprotected sex at one point or the other in our lives, for my advice ooo, talk to her and let her know that it wont work and then move on .

Tranquil by lumog makes me day

MI is good very good id say but Naeto c is good is his own field too but lets be honest and practical i have listened to mode 9 and mode 9 is good but not someone i can listen to his tracks all day arrghh, but naeto c is good but i cant listen his album all day , but but MI gooshh i jam that guys album from beginning to end on repeat on my ipod, car , my pc and my beloved home theatre, nice concept , clear lyrics , rare idea from nigeria in a while, the beats are simple fruity loops beat but someone it makes u wanna sing along . Naeto c needs to make us hear what he says cause MI gives u punchlines and u be like yeah thats a nice one , anyways kini big deal, ?

What are the courses out there after graduation, in networking ??

Hi everyone , i am computer science undergraduate and need your help in making a decision in this field. I am currently in 200 level computer science in the UNI but right now i dont know which area to focus on, ok here are my flaws, i dont have a passion for programming but in mind i am thinking of networking so please what and how many certification course exists out there after graduation before i can get a good paying job out there? please i need to know how much does a graduate earn in this field in terms of the following?

Networking( What programme exist out there in this field)

Programmer( also what does an Oracle certified expert and Java earn?)


I am asking this because right now i dont think what i am being taught in school is what is going to fetch me money after school, i mean its total crap that i am studying this course and we dont even have a computer to practice anything on .

Please advice me .

and also about audio visuals ,  does anyone have a knowledge of this in relation to computer?

Please nairalanders help me .

Hold on everybody, i am yoruba, i am sniffing some coke into my brains as i type this shit and will start shooting everybody that disrespects my tribe! sniffs! Sniffs,

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He forgot he was a puppet and a puppet always have a master ,

emotions are sometimes crazy, women def can trust their feelings sometimes the hunt for a good dick backfires and they claim theyre in love, yeah right.

I think we are the cankerworm eating our own flesh in the name of greed and selfishness

I agree with the previous poster but does that mean we cant make our own decisions?

Western powers dont really work anymore as far as i am concerned, major countries in Africa dont allow such influence as least Nigeria doesnt, we impose leaders on ourselves then blame the same leaders when they mess up.

We are not the inferior race, i disagree with that please.How do one describe a superior race? To me i believe no race is greater than the other but what strikes the difference is the amount of resources that a particular race has !

Why is Africa behind?

My fellow Nairaland users,no matter where we are;we have an African History we need to sit down for second and think about our Great Mother Africa,where we spring from,where our great grandfather's placenta was buried,let us sit at Mother Africa's feet and offer solutions to her and help her rise again.It would be our pride to raise our heads as men from a proud continent rather than keep accepting AID RELIEF from countries that loot our resources and uniqueness of our ancestry and murdering our fellow blood brothers in the search for Power and self righteousness .

I have been pondering about this for a while now , i mean Africa is blessed with a lot of natural resources , please make a comment in regards to development,culture,politics,religious and economic factors to support your point in reference to any country of your choice  . Let us also try to come up with solutions to these factors, we don't know who might be reading this . For Instance i am taking Sudan as a reference point . There is a mass genocide happening there and the world do not seem to notice because they don't have oil as much as Iraq and other countries in the Middle East.

I have pictures attached.

Please nairalanders i have been having problems with my ACER(WINDOWS VISTA) i cant access the disk drive and even my flash drive on it anymore, it put a red circle on it and i cant play anything on my drive neither can i access my flash drive on it . It has a red circle like a stop sign on both DVD DRIVE AND MY FLASH, PLEASE WHAT CAN I DO ? I HAVE AN URGENT PROJECT THAT I NEED TO DO PLS HELP ME !!!

Lets be honest we are just under one name Nigeria and not at heart, come on lets think , how many times have u said hey look at this Nigerian man rather we say look at the hausa man and igbo woman , we are different! Nigeria is just a name to cloud our judgements of being equal when we know we are not! Things like this will continue to happen till end of time because we have religious differences and tribal differences , ok for example i dont trust igbos in business matters, does that make me a racist or tribalist or whatever? lets just tolerate one another .

Yes we lost so what, we win some lose some, if we arent worth champions why the fuss about a win? i just dont get along with Scolari for now , he cant allow such low teams beat us like that but i guess he knows best. Make una dey shout now , chelsea will always stand the test of time!!

Yes i can cook and very well too, can cook most soups and my gf gets jealous when she cooks something and messes it up , then i go enta like a master and tel her how to do am propa , my mama teach me well well

The state is a total mess, i mean i am student in UNAD and believe me the school surrounding does not see electricity for 6 months stretch and when it eventually a candle is better.

The road leading from the school to town is so bad and it is the same road the governor plies from his home town to his state office

There is no basic amenities at all , i mean no pipe born water, students survive on well water and sachet water .

The radio stations are just pure comedy , the only thing worth listening to is 20 mins sports news after that the only thing you will hear is praise songs for their governor, i mean they even composed a song to praise him and they will make sure they play it all day !!!

The state can not boast of anything interesting and recently they opened a FAJUYI PARK and lol they publicised it as if they wanted to open an airport and this park is not even as big as silverbirds cinema's park !!!!

AND THE SAME STATE BOASTS OF SO MANY PROFESSORS AND DOCTORS I MAKES YOU WONDER WHAT THEY ARE USING THEIR BRAINS FOR !

Who doesnt like money? i regret a lot when i read about the new magic our leaders do everytime, do they just waltz into central bank and pack money no ! I really wish we didnt gain independence till maybe 1990 that way we will have allowed the English to help our stupid black asses develop better but as always them Azikwes , Awos and the rest of them couldnt wait to exploit NIGERIA. SHAME ON YOU ALL !

By the way what do them senators do in the house sef to get such pay ? TALK TALK AND MORE USELESS TALK AND THEY GET PAID FOR IT ! EVEN DOCTORS THAT WILL SAVE THEIR ASSES FROM OVERFEEDING ON OUR MONEY ARENT PAID THAT MUCH. TO ALL DOCTORS IF ANY POLITICIAN COME FOR SERIOUS TREATMENT , TELL HIM OR HER THAT YOU ARE CHARGING HIM 100,000 PER HOUR IMMEDIATELY THEY SIT THEIR ASSES ON YOUR HOSPITAL BED CAUSE THEY WILL PAY!