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EducationRe: Humble Advice To Nigerian Students, Pls, Pls Read!!!... by oraclefemi(m): 1:51am On Oct 10, 2012
In the name of living a discipline and sensible life, when you see your right dont fight for it..once you get used to it for the rest of your life you will be pushed around like a biytch, not that i support cultism and the likes but there is nothing wrong with ALUTA and co, if none of these civil liberties existed we wont have a system to demand our civic rights from any establishment...that doesnt mean we wont get to our destination in life, even those who behaved well in uni are out there looking for jobs likewise those who were rough so please people cut me that mr nice guy crap 1
EducationRe: Humble Advice To Nigerian Students, Pls, Pls Read!!!... by oraclefemi(m): 9:19pm On Oct 09, 2012
youre advicing students to be biytches..yeah right..stand up for your right or be labelled a biytch, Martin Luther King once said a man who cant die for anything isnt worth living ...mess with my rights and see if i will listen to any advice not to fight for it.
EducationRe: World Teachers' Day: Share Your Experiences About Your Teachers by oraclefemi(m): 10:53am On Oct 05, 2012
To my primary school teacher mr thompson ..i am still looking for you.,.watch your back, to the rest of them thanks for impacting my life..MR THOMPSON I AM LOOKING FOR YOU !
PoliticsRe: A Picture Of President Jonathan In His Office by oraclefemi(m): 11:14am On Sep 21, 2012
fagamite: His pose is better than covering his face with dirty black clothes like a camel jockey
Maybe he should whip his dyke out with a smile pose
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Wins ICT State Govt Of The Year Award by oraclefemi(m): 10:16am On Sep 21, 2012
afam4eva: That's why the award is not for the entire state but for the state Government.
the state government owns the school and generates income from there, come to ekiti state when the school is on holiday and it will be a ghost town !
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Wins ICT State Govt Of The Year Award by oraclefemi(m): 10:08am On Sep 21, 2012
that award if useless if ekiti state university doesn't have a comprehensive computer science lab to teach its student , i am a graduate of that school and for the 4yrs i was there studying computer science i was never taught with a computer or with anything being displayed on a computer ...i finished last year and i am serving , my degree is total rubbish because i was taught programming on a writing board so we don't have an idea if they will run or not ..so please that award makes no sense to me ..the university website is a total eye sore and most of the work done in the school that should have been computerized are still be done with huge files and paperwork ...dare me and ask ..80% percent of the lecturers in that school can't open an email address...
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo And Husband At Her Shoe Line Launch (Pictures) by oraclefemi(m): 9:44am On Sep 21, 2012
A chinese company probably gave her the shoes to sell using her star image, i am sure she didn't play any role in the design .I am sure most nlders dress worse than this but hey we are all behind our pcs acting mr and mrs perfect. She didn't dress well doesn't make her all terrible all of a sudden just bad choices ...
AutosRe: 2009 TOYOTA CAMRY, PRICE REDUCED N3. MIL by oraclefemi(m): 6:31pm On Sep 11, 2012
liar liar
CultureRe: Share Your Experiences of Racism by oraclefemi(m): 2:23pm On Sep 11, 2012
i opened the thread to read about experiences and all i can see is little kids exchanging words and derailing the topic WTF PICK A LOCATION AND BEAT EACH OTHER AND LET US ENJOY THE FORUM ABEG!!!
CultureRe: The Social And Cultural Implications Of Living In The West by oraclefemi(m): 5:54pm On Sep 09, 2012
I think it is mandatory to have a bit of your culture embedded inside you no matter where you find yourself but you can then decide if you want to showcase it to the world by your actions or just let it lay sublime .
AutosRe: 2009 TOYOTA CAMRY, PRICE REDUCED N3. MIL by oraclefemi(m): 4:56pm On Sep 09, 2012
post the pic on naija soil come hard you like this haba!
Music/RadioPlease Humble Me And Criticize This Tracks For Me Before I Sign This Guy On! by oraclefemi(op): 12:52pm On Sep 09, 2012
http://www.hulkshare.com/gy6x0exiiwhs

http://www.hulkshare.com/vt6a7dvimygw

http://www.hulkshare.com/4pjszxui94jk

He goes by the name Mickey Jaguar and i intend to sign him on and shoot a couple of videos for him ..please kindly listen to these few songs and criticize it for me .Thanks
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson & Mzbel Fight For Ice-Prince by oraclefemi(m): 1:20pm On Sep 08, 2012
smoothcrim2090: It is in the Ghanaian genes to be tall that is why Ghanaians in the West tend to be tall. With a diet switch watch out. The same way Koreans were considered short and now the average Korean man is 5'11 compared to 5'4 for Nigeria!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin

The two tallest players on Great Britians basketball team are Ghanaian... Boateng is 7 feet and Mensah-Bonsu is 6'11....


Ghanaians have always been taller than you midgets though!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


That is besides the point! A 5 foot Ghanaian will dominate a 7 foot Nigerian!

Welcome to the Ghanaman era!!

STFU ...THERE IS A BAG STILL CALLED GHANA MUST GO..YEAH DO YOU WANT TO GO DOWN THERE WITH ME?

You will NEVER be on our level.
CrimeRe: Gunmen Invade RCCG Corpers' Lodge In Taraba State by oraclefemi(m): 6:20pm On Sep 07, 2012
Esss: Biitch A'rse Corpers.. angry

They should be expelled.. angry

They are para-military for Bleep sakes.. angry So you mean they couldnt disarm them?!

When I served, I was a strong brutal Corper.. We learnt martial arts, weapons training, survival skills, espionage, infilteration and extraction..

Anyways, they are christians. Instead of fighting back, they would be praying for a miracle. angry I dare those robbers to attack the Muslim lodge.. Those Muslim Corper dudes are mean SOBs. .

guy shut up and go suck a dyke
RomanceRe: Refusing A Marriage Proposal Based On Religion? by oraclefemi(m): 5:32pm On Sep 04, 2012
dasparrow: It depends on how strong your walk with Christ Jesus is. Religion is not just a belief. It is a way of life or a way of living. The Islamic faith permits a man to marry up to 4 wives. Can you bear sharing your husband and home with other women? I personally cannot be joined one with someone who is not a believer of Christ Jesus. My bible tells me not to be unequally yoked with unbelievers.

No matter how much he pesters you, say no. Marraige is for better for worse. Depending on how strong of a believer he is in his faith, he might demand that the children be raised muslims or that you convert to Islam. If you don't, that might be the beginning of the end of your marraige. Is that what you want? You think marraige is like boyfriend - girlfriend relationship? Marraige is not a joke and definately not for the faint hearted. Change your phone number and move to another city if possible so that the pestering stops. In the western world, what he is doing would have been considered harrassment and he could go to jail for that. However, in Nigeria, anything and everything goes.
no matter how he pesters she should say no..i hope you're married otherwise when she comes here to say i am single and desperate on a new topic, you should be the first to comment. Religion has existed for so long and it is now that we are segregating ourselves and saying i can't do this with another human..does his religion make him evil? there are some terrible christians out there that will hide their characters and even your pastor will support the marriage ..then he starts showing his real self. fear go catch you. My eldest sister was actually in your shoes but she knew this guy as a friend for some years back and after many bad relationships with different christian guys whom my mom liked ...it never worked for her until this guy came from an old friend to the level that they fell in love..my mom went crazy( being a strong woman in rccg)she opposed it like a plague, even quoting the scriptures above but my sister was adamant and went ahead..got pregnant and had a kid for this muslim guy..now they are happy, the guy is really really nice and my mom now likes him but the deal they had was that she should allow her worship as a christian and not interfere which they agreed ...now they're so happy together and this guy even comes to camp with her and my mom..he says his prayers can get answered anywhere ....so poster don't allow some laws that were made without considering peoples emotions ruin your life !!
RomanceRe: Do You Believe Pastors Prediction On Life Partners by oraclefemi(m): 2:31pm On Sep 04, 2012
nzenze2: I have been in a very fruitful relationship with my girlfriend for the past 5yrs...she has been the best in everything,very special and a huge blessing to me and my loved ones...

We started having problems late 2010 and it degenerated into something last year...to the extent that i have beaten her twice...with the help of my family members and friends i was able o win her back and we started dating again.

I proposed to her in june this year and she accepted,now she returned my ring last 3weeks with the excuse that her mom's pastor told her that i am not her destined husband...i have been soo devastated and emotionally down. I have sent gifts,begged,even my boss has called her..she has not been picking my calls and returning my pings...during the last public holidays,i managed to convince her to hangout with me so we can discuss...i picked a nice restaurant and sent her the directions..she promised she was on her way and didn't show up at the end of the day...i was just sitting at the restaurant like a fool...

This is a girl that cannot stay a day without hearing my voice...she used to be so crazy about me...now she has stayed a whooping 2 weeks without hearing my voice...am down..it is
affecting my job and my studies...i really appreciate this girl,she stood by me when i had virtually nothing..please what do i do?? do i move on or continue to beg with the hope that she will change her mind?moreover i don't even think it will be easy for me to move on..
Dude she is using that as an excuse to dump you, someone probably advised her against the marriage because you beat her, which means she believes you can still do it within the comforts of marriage...i have heard my friends use that excuse on girls they want to dump but can't find a good excuse so they come up with the stories of pastors advising against the relationship. Bro if she is meant for you she will be , don't force it...marriage to anyone happens naturally , she feels something is not right forget the pastor's part
FamilyRe: Why Deny Your Husband Food After A Fight? by oraclefemi(m): 2:17pm On Sep 04, 2012
Deny me food i will cook for myself and i am a great cook too , deny me sex and i will Bleep and leave evidence....what else can you deny me ? thats all your cards? wait till i deny you just 2 things,, you're gone !
Christianity EtcRe: Helen Ukpabio Blasts T.B Josua, Says Demons Give Him Money by oraclefemi(m): 1:39pm On Sep 04, 2012
SEUN STOP DRAGGING TRAFFIC TO NAIRALAND WITH TOPICS LIKE THESE , TB JOSHUA,GEJ,CHRIS OYAKILOME,ADEBOYE AND THE REST OF THEM . you know these names have huge followers so any dirty thing you make a topic of about them will trigger their followers to reply and also trigger those who hate them to reply...i know this game anyways its your site..smart move
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Is Not Hospitalized - Abati by oraclefemi(m): 1:36pm On Sep 04, 2012
dedeike: I can't believe that we are splitting our hairs over the First lady's trip abroad. For whatever it's worth, it's none of our business. She is not an elected officer or an appointee of the Federal government. Our constitution does not recognize a First lady and she has no constitutional role to execute that will warrant this level of anxiety over her absence.

Please let's redirect our discussions to more topical issues affecting the nation and leave the first lady alone. If she likes she can head to Fiji islands, it's none of our business.
I have even seen some useless comments advising her on where to go. One said its better for her to rest at Otuoke and not Germany. Then i begin to wonder when Nlanders have turned into the first lady's advicers on tourism. What is our business in her destination?
I DONT CARE ALSO..WHATS NIGERIANS BUSINESS WITH HER?? LEAVE HER ALONE, thanks for this ..you are on point
FoodRe: What Food Is Your Town Or State Known For? by oraclefemi(m): 1:22pm On Sep 04, 2012
baby.me:
Afang kiss

Edikang Ikong kiss

Atama kiss

Editan kiss

Ekpang Nkukwo kiss

Afia Efere Ebot kiss


my dad is from ondo and my mom is from akwa ibom so i have eaten all that ..i enjoy the atama more on the next day and the afia efere is for special occasions..thank God my mom is alive , when all these girls fried rice don tire me , fiam i don go my mama house go chop
Etc
Car TalkRe: Nigerian Man Builds Working Helicopters From Junk by oraclefemi(m): 1:08pm On Sep 04, 2012
pDude: Do I look like a mechanic? huh
no you don't look like a mechanics but you look like the kind of person that destroys other peoples dreams...
TravelRe: Weirdest Ways To Identify A Nigerian Abroad by oraclefemi(m): 9:22pm On Sep 03, 2012
acidtalk: Most times it is the odour of the luggage.

Nigerians don't believe in colognes, roll-ons and body sprays, Air-fresheners, canfos and cupboard sprays.
The prefer moving around with the "dusty and damp smell" that emanates from their closets.
WOW i guess we don't bath too..if you're a nigerian and you're spitting this then you just insulted yourself and you're entire generation.
FashionRe: Accessories You Hate Seeing On Guys by oraclefemi(m): 9:19pm On Sep 03, 2012
i wear a real gold chain on my neck, 1 cause i like it and if you don't like it on me then its either you can't afford it or you just don't like good things of life..joking but seriously if you're looking at me like i am useless or clueless or less intelligent because i am wearing a gold chain then you have issues....i don't like the long ones though, just something to go with my native attires and also to the proud gay guy on here please keep your sexuality to yourself , no one cares about what goes into your behind..the pain or pleasure that you enjoy from it might disgust the rest of us sane peeps. thank you
RomanceRe: Does Looks Matter In A Relationship by oraclefemi(m): 11:13am On Sep 03, 2012
Yes it does even if we fail to admit the truth sometimes , how did you notice your partner in the first place?
Christianity EtcRe: Why TB Joshua Must Be Respected by oraclefemi(m): 11:06am On Sep 03, 2012
Must be respected? MUST? come off it OP , you can't tell me who i must respect, go back and rearrange your statement...in this age miracle workers need to be viewed with a sense of doubt , religion is the opium of the masses , i am a christian so don't think i don't have an understanding of religion but God has given us a sense , if something or someone is doing something not right, your common sense will tell you its just that these Pastors try to do away with your common sense and feed you with what they want you to believe without giving you a chance to question or decide what to believe in..if you're a member of his church and you go there and things work for you then you should respect him but since i have no experience with him or his ways then i have no opinion about him
FashionRe: Tom Ford Black Orchid 50ml EDP by oraclefemi(m): 12:13am On Jul 25, 2012
for men , i use one and i recently saw the female version..check essensa at shop rite
CelebritiesRe: Your "Goodbye" Or "Welcome Back" Message To Goldie. . . by oraclefemi(m): 7:45pm On Jul 16, 2012
WHO SEND YOU MAKE YOU WRITE NOVEL...ITS CALLED BBA FOR Bleep SAKE NOT BB LOVE ...
exxell: And to all of you arse's dissing this girl, WHAT DO YOU ALL KNOW ABOUT TRUE LOVE? Yes granted that she went their for the money but I can vouch for her that she met the man of her life there. Ileke-idi or whatever you call yourself, have you bothered to ask yourself if this girl has suffered so many heart break ups in the hands of the so called rich, handsome guys. She might have been searching for true love all her life. Goldie has already made her money. Maybe her heart skipped when she met prezzo. She fell in love. WHO ARE YOU ALL TO JUDGE HER? You want money to bypass her feelings? What is 300,000 dollars for crying out loud? You want her to sacrifice the love of her life (eternal happiness) for money abi? This is same money a corrupt senator from this evil country spends on a single night with hookers in Caesar's Palace, Las Vegas. You know one thing, when you are not informed, you become automatically deformed. You can call prezzo a monkey or whatever but where is that theory that love is blind? Does true love see handsome or beauty, rich or poor, healthy or sick? I have been opportuned to travel out and saw REAL PEOPLE IN REAL LOVE. Each time I come back to Nigeria from Houston, the story changes about ladies and guys. When shall we begin to seperate LUST, LOVE ND INFATUATION? All these hype about Nigerian Babes this, Nigerian Babes that, how many of them have truely fallen in love? From experiences friends told me about Naija girls, A nigerian girl only falls in love because of this four things; Has Money, Handsome, Intelligent, Good in Bed. The implication is that should the guy in question become poor, suffers from celebral malaria, has an accident that dents his good looks or has operation done to his manhood, THE NAIJA GIRL TEARS RACE! Ask yourself this question Nigerian girls. If I should remove the above points from your boyfriend or husband, will you still love him? DONT LIE. Just tell yourself the truth. If you will still love him truely, then what you are into is the real thing. TRUE LOVE IS FOR BETTER, FOR WORSE. As for the trumped up guys commenting here, how many girls have you effed up in this country after promising them real love or marriage? The fact is that most Nigerian guys especially the yoruba ones are too promiscous. One girl is never enough for us. We jump from one girl to another. We suffer from infatuation and lust and call it LOVE. But after seeing the girls pants, the next thing is to tear race. THE BOTTOM LINE OF WHAT AM SAYING IS THAT GOLDIE MAY HAVE FALLEN INTO TRUE LOVE. I SAID "MAY" COZ AM NOT SURE. Do not rush to judge people. Thats just too bad. When you meet the true ROMEO/JULIET of your life, he/she may command you to kill yourself and you may think about it. The half-baked eediots here will curse me. But the real people whom I wrote this for and whom have fallen in real love will understand my points. I REST MY CASE!
FamilyRe: See What My Children Did To Me by oraclefemi(m): 7:42pm On Jun 23, 2012
sadyeek: [size=16pt]go through my profile, I have never created a topic before!
Its not rage and it do have to be a tragedy that makes front page!
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DONT LET THE WHOLE NIGERIA KNOW YOURE ON YOUR PERIOD..GO AND KILL SOMEONE AND IT WILL MAKE FRONT PAGE FOR NOW WE WANT TO LAUGH AND HAVE FUN WITH ALL THESE TRAGEDIES HAPPENING~!1!!!
RomanceRe: I Impregnated Our Maid Because My Banker Wife Was Never Around. by oraclefemi(m): 3:13pm On Jun 23, 2012
when a man is Hot nothing will stop him unless inner will, its very easy to tell her to leave him but lets be honest do you know what it takes to stay married. SEX is in our genes and no career or selfishness can curb that. She should go ahead and focus on her career , become a spinster, later a cougar then a sugar mommmy when she has made all the money in the world. SORT YOUR MARRIAGE FIRST , THEN MONEY ISSUES WILL BE SOLVED IN DUE TIME
PoliticsRe: How FG Funnelled N155B To Phony Companies - Premium Times Report by oraclefemi(m): 6:44pm On Jun 22, 2012
WE DONT CARE ....KEEP LOOTING WE DONT CARE AS LONG AS WE ARE ALIVE BUT INSTEAD YOU BOMB US FOR POLITICAL REASONS !
RomanceRe: Men/is It Love Or Acts? by oraclefemi(m): 8:58am On Jun 21, 2012
bukatyne: @OP: if a man loves a woman, he ll do anything to please her and any little effort from d woman to please him is highly appreciated. on the other hand, if a man doesn't love a woman, nothing she does ever pleases him and wouldn't make him love her more. however, when a man loves a woman n d woman takes him for granted, after a long while, the love starts depreciating and after a while, the guy starts losing interest. love can increase/decrease depending on actions. a man in love ll always show by his actions
this is perfect
RomanceRe: My Fiance Is A Virgin by oraclefemi(m): 5:55pm On Jun 18, 2012
DSB: I don't understand why most of u find it hard to believe someone is a virgin. If people can brag about the no. of girls or guys they get laid in a week then virgins have equal rights to do the same. It is a fallacy to think everyone wants to have sexx in a blink of an eye like you do.

I am 27 and a virgin. FYI, I am good looking and I socialize (but I carefully choose my friends). I have chosen this way of life because that's what God commands. Ofcourse temptation arises and if i have been able stay pure till now, then I can wait till the end. *I'm definitely looking fwd to my wedding nite*

I sometimes joke that Jesus should not come before I marry so that I can experience what sexx feels like.
SHUT UP, YOURE A self-servicer...MESSING WITH JOY SOAP .

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