₦airaland Forum

May 23 im handsome,independent,very stubborn and a go geta, girls just tend to like me

you dont know who da grin is?? ok il tell, this is the dude dat legalise omo ita slangs on the streets, made me feel real with my tribe, yoruba, mixed english with it and mad lyrics

aka lyrical were
aka efimile jo
aka ceo
aka omo ogun
aka barrack o grin
aka street obama

go and rest in fela's bossom, RIP !!

i am not yet a father oo but when i am and my daughter wants your heart as a gift for her wedding , just keep away from me cause i might just cut it out for her,

It is his money, if he hasnt been labled corrupt i believe he has a right to spend his money anyhow, if he feels like donating to charity causes fine but if he wants to wipe his butt with his cash then its his choice afterall who cares, go and get your own money and spend it anyhow!

He is not done with you yet, wait a few more years and my first child will be asking you why is aunty still a spinster

Hello NLers,
I am an undergraduate with a business idea which i have been thinking of,i am thinking of setting up an events company around my campus that will cater for student needs when it comes to setting up a small birthday or get together parties or seminars cause i discovered recently that there is a lack for these things around my school or limited availability of speakers,mic,dj equipment or what it takes to make a party happen,i witnessed some occasions where the sound equipment just wont work right at different parties or they had problems with mics or generator or even the dj. So i started marking a plan to create an avenue where students can rent this things cheaply bearing in mind that students dont like to spend so much anyways.

Pls NLers i need ideas on where i can get the following:

Good sound speakers and mic,
fancy party lightning bulbs for outdoor decors
neon lights
a small projector that can be rented out for seminars
a good sound engine or amplifier.

Any suggestions will be appreciated.

Thank you and God bless.

i was playing football yesterday with my landlords son,he is 12 and he asked me hey Nigeria is playing tomorrow and i hissed and he asked why , i told him my health is more important than Nigeria and he asked why , i told him Super Eagles dont deserve to get my blood pressure up , they aint worth it, he asked if i was going to watch and i replied, thats if the same Nigeria power holding gives us light and he laughed, ok today, luckily NEPA oops sorry PHCN brought power and the game starts, i am in the next room playing ps2 , didnt watch, suddenly i heard GOAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i jump up and ask whats up and they said we scored, nice shot from Obasi and the true Nigerian blood in me starts pumping and i decided to watch, ok lets see whats up, i am still watching , it gets boring and suddenyl GOAL!!!!!! OOPS not Nigeria, i start to feel nervous heck no ! they wont do this to me again , PICK UP MY PHONE , dial hey fellas , are you watching the games they say no, i got some weed and im coming over and they like hell yeah !!! Bleep AMODU AND HIS SHIYT BIRD!!

Nairalanders, please i need advice on hernia, doctors did a test on my brother and found her had hernia after he reported slight pains in his testicles, it hasnt showed signs outside yet but he was told he wont go for surgery that an intensive use of antiboitics can make it go away , please is this true and how can hernia be treated ? we were made to believe it is at its early stages and that it was good that he noticed the pains early, i need you advice and pleasseeee

i am very much interested, what information do you need to process it ? how much is it ? how long will it take? ho will you recieve your payment ? i need it before ASUU call of their strike pls respond

First time Nigerians will show sympathy for the dead without criticizing his doings in life, i guess he must have been a very great man!!

does the car have alloy rims,i am cancelling my fixed deposit today so that i can come for the car, please drop your number , and do u agree to bring it to mile 2?

thats my final price, the mileage is high and i repeat that am very serious ,

1.150m ill register myself

it is my brothers mechanic place and cash ready, no gimmicks

before maza maza that estate

can u bring the car to mile 2 ?

Where is the car located ?

do you have yahoo messenger? lets chat and do u agree on the price and, inspect on monday and let me pay on tuesday morning

ok 1.150m final price give me the link to the thread pls asap, am very serious

Post the vin history of the car and i will pay 1.1m cash cause the mileage is high

Is this avalon still available?

I am a UNADITE and id say thats a total waste of money when we need more lecture halls, the deans are well paid already, come see unadites fighting for hall space during exams !!

I just called you now , please post the vin for the car.

Please how much will get a toyota camry 2003 leather seat full options to Lagos with custom duty,  please reply as soon as possible cause cash is ready ,  pls reply fast

Please how much for 2003 toyota camry leather seat full options to Lagos please reply as soon as possible to my email femi_oracle@yahoo.com with details and how do you recieve your payment??

Can you please post the pictures or better still email it to my address femi_oracle@yahoo.com

I am sorry guys please i just read a review on the transmission of the odyssey and it is not worth the trouble , sorry i think i have changed my mind about getting the odyssey . Thank you for your links but its too expensive to repair the transmission and even honda company cant fix it, i just got that info on wikipedia

Please post the pictures of the honda odyssey and also the vin

Pls post the picture of the one in cotonou with its vin and can you deliver to lagos? Pls reply asap