₦airaland Forum

if i talk now some over educated people go come here dey criticize, imagine that happening in the days of our fathers and grandfathers? its not possible but now we say women shouldnt be touched because they are women, being a woman doesnt make you stupid,as for me i am a traditional nigerian man, i will warn her several times and one day i will slap her and beat the Bleep out of her, we are about to make love ! for christsake you leave my hardon to answer another man's call in my matrimonial home where i married you, you will go to the man that night cause you wont sleep in my house.Some of us come on nairaland here and will quote one dumbshyte or the other to show how educated or reserved they are even when most of them will never take this in their home , they will say sit her down and talk to her blah blah blah, IF SHE RESPECTS YOU,SHE WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU IN SUCH A MOOD TO ANSWER THAT CALL UNLESS ITS HER MOTHER ,FATHER OR SIBLINGS AND ITS AN EMERGENCY, EVEN IF NA PASTOR, I WILL KINDLY PICK THE CALL AND TELL THE PASTOR NEVER EVER CALL MY WIFE AT NIGHT ! thats why before i get married i will date very well so the lady can know what i will take and wont take so she can decide if i am an animal or not before we make it official, no come dey form rubbish when i marry u put for house, i go beat madness comot for yah head, university degree or all dose books no make me stupid, i be correct sharp bariga boy!

its all about the money money money ! dump her , if you have a range rover she will wish you happy birthday everyday, look the girl that is meant for you will complement your life not downgrade you kapeech ?

forgive what if i hear , look the other guy has fucckkked her for her to be able to compare you and him and also tell you she doesnt feel anything for you anymore, thats a damn insult ! if you forgive her , anytime you make love to her , just remember that another dyke has been there !

una too dey talk. she is a bittccchh , repeat after me , biitttttcch, she simply fuccked the other guy cause you didnt have money and she didnt believe in the future with you , simple !!! if you were driving a range rover , your sight wont irritant her oo , it will turn her on and your car will make her cumm, naija girls with their bullshyte, let her go , !!! dammit i am so pissed ! she wont even let you kiss her ? just thank God oo , cause you will be kissing the lips that just left the other guys cockk!!!

I STUDY IN EKITI AND SOME OF MY LECTURERS LECTURE IN CU, MY LECTURER  CAME TO CLASS ONE DAY AND TOLD US THAT THE STUDENTS OF CU ARE BEING FORCED TO LEARN LIKE PRISONERS,HE SAID IF HE WERE TO TAKE OUR STUDENTS TO CU THEY WILL COME OUT WITH FIRST CLASS , THE POSTER SHOULD CALM DOWN, MOST OF THE LEGENDS IN NIGERIA WERE PRODUCED FROM THESE SAME UNIS YOU DONT RESPECT NOW, BRING YOUR BEST STUDENT IN YOUR FAC OF LAW , PUT HIM OR HER AND A STUDENT OF LAW FROM UI, he will be inspired !

go and marry her and let me help you set her up, i will fuuuck her in just one week with my ride

my dad ignored his family advice and went to uyo to marry my mother, if she cant join yours then leave her, when she no see correct man marry for her church she go vex comot dia come dey find u, leave her abeg abi sugar dey her toto?

at post, listen to me , you must be mad ! yes i repeat mad to propose to that girl , youre in Nigeria and she even told you she has no feelings for you anymore, guy be grateful she even told you otherwise she will be sucking another mans dyke and kiss you with the same lips , my dear move the fuchk on ! are you crippled or damn too ugly, get you some money and you will get any girl you like easily! fhuck love! get some MONEY ! SHE WILL TELL YOU THE FEELINGS SUDDENLY RUSHED BACK ! ask yourself this , will she tell me she has no more feelings if you were driving an aston martin ?

It is Ado Ekiti, very messed up state capital , trust me i school there, go to dia GRA , you go laugh tire .So sad for them . There is no major factory in the whole of EKITI state!

miss lagos can go naked and i wont feel aroused abeg they are all normal girls nothing fine about them , miss imo with huge jubs? abi there is something else the judges are looking for maybe intelligence cause they arent fine , GO TO ONIRU OR ELEGUSI BEACH and if your gf no fine , you go hate am

once you dip your hands into your pockets and give her your sweat then yes you are a mugu , mumu, by the way i am currently a mugu !

25pairs of shoes and yes i am a guy , once i like it , i buy it ,

wana wana INSPIRATION FM 92.3, She helps me through lagos traffic and then hands over to chaz b real life issues, you go just forget say na hold up you dey, INSPIRATION FAMILY MEMBER

Ekiti GRA? lmao , u will laugh tire

I school in EKITI and yes it is the most backward state,imagine no good road anywhere except road to govt office and bank road? imagine a university with no electricity, we read with candles and hardly iron our clothes except you stay off school and the indigenes can dig up a corpse to win an argument. Yes they have the highest number of professors in Nigeria but believe me they are the dumbest bunch of people you will ever come across, all the fountain of knowledge is full of sadistic minds , before i go ,the highest population of their citizens ride okada for a living , all the youths ride okadas , i have never seen so much able bodied men riding okada as a result of no meaningful means of employment .

Before we can justify anything lets look at this picture,go to maryland and you will see little children in traffic selling pure water and they will be chasing huge buses , still lets not justify anything and look at Bode George who stole billions and came out to be celebrated in a church, NOTE church where we are supposed to have spiritual leaders? lets not justify anything yet. Look no one cares for the youth, i repeat no one cares for the youth in this country, how are you supposed to survive when you cant get something tangible to do, most of us educated people come on here and say this and that just because we arent in these young guys shoes. Poverty is a bad beaatccchh , GUY ADVICE YOUR BROTHER ON HOW TO SPEND HIS CASH, OPPORTUNITY came his way and he made the best of it , CAN any one of you give this guy 2 million to set him up with a good business ? How many of the young guys you see in your hood smoking igbo and hustling have you called aside and help with cash or in order ways .This yahoo of a thing has taken people out of the poverty line . If i were to be this guy and my brother reports me to efcc or cops once i sort them and come out, i will buy a gun and shoot him in the leg,why? cause he wants me to be poor INFACT try going empty stomach for 3 days with little to eat and see the kind of thoughts you will develop. I have been down that road , i have seen things,no one will give you kobo, even the church wont give you kobo , the politicians wont give you kobo,nl people wont give you kobo.Nigerian youths are leaving for malaysia to do runs.Has anyone noticed that recently all the past governors loot has always been in the BILLIONS?? WE GO COME HERE COME DEY TALK LIKE SAINTS!

Help him invest the money and make him go legit. trust me , if you snitch on him and he finds out , he will treat your phuck up badly.What if you got a report that he is a kidnapper? guy help the dude out by investing his cash, oya go and report the corrupt guvnors and senators stealing the billions that were meant to help your brother and the society in general !

Just keep asking the man , baby do i still look good for you? what should i change about my looks? wear what the young girls of nowadays are wearing,be hardworking and trust me , dont nag, even satan hates nagging

for 10yrs ? a man you sleep with everyday and have kids for ? 10yrs?? hes working hard to pay for the rent i suppose, you know how many sleepless nights we men go through when we have bills to pay ? and she claims to be my wife , the idea is very sick. Once they are married and took the oath , they become one , she shouldnt keep such secrets for a decade. I know many people will justify this case because they arent in such shoes but to me thats deception of the highest order! I dont think i will be normal with her after i hear that,obviously she puts money above everything to the point she is cool with taking mine too! I will plan for her Bleep up,an eye for an eye !

I have thought about this too, i dont believe anything they tell me , its simple, they are stupid ! look , its just common sense , condom is cheap so they should stfu and be wise . I suffered a lot so i can tell you what poverty tastes like and no amount of how sweet sex is will make me wanna have more kids when i cant afford my own meals . COMMON SENSE !

A fat check ,no girl will mind

I had this chat with a female friend i have known since my 100 level days,we were gisting and i asked her,D we will be graduating soon , whats next ? She replied confidently that she wants to get married and rest that the uni life is too stressful for her, i was like WTF you dont want to work ni ? and she said nope ,she doesnt want to , she is just going to hang up her statistics degree and become a house wife. It pissed me off so bad that i pitied the hardworking Ahole that will marry this burden ! like come on , house wife bullcrap doesnt work anymore, hell no for any woman that wants to sit at home and burn my money in the name of house wife ? My mom did it , not at her wish, my dad didnt want her to work because he thought he could do it all, but sadly he got murdered when we were very young and my mom was devastated but thank God she had been secretly selling clothes without my dad knowing and she took it up and was able to do all my dad did for years and made sure all her kids got what will get us somewhere in life . One of the things i look for in any girl i am dating is her ability to sustain herself,i break up very easily with any canker worm of a girl that wants whats in my wallet, i be like get yours beaaattccch !

I feel like slapping you

I repeat,set traps for ur girl,u go shock wetin u go find out

green snake

Here we go again , look no matter your level of education and civilization you should always remember that we have our traditions even if you choose to practice western ways dont forget they colonised us with their way of life and we had something before they came! Kneeling wont cut your life short or make you less human, it is a sign of respect which is the way we were brought up. You shake hands dont you? isnt that someone elses tradition? even the royals bow to their kings and queens in those so called western world , Nigerians always acting fake and denying their roots! A woman that kneels down to give me food or welcome me home will always win my heart,i am from Ondo state and it is tradition , i am not ready to marry all those educated , ego minded women out there these days , i saw how my mom treated my dad and he respected her and couldnt make any decision without her ! my mom wont eat till my dad is back home so they can eat together, seriously how many of so called modern day family do this? read this and tell me how many times you had to get your food from the cooler cause she is too tired to serve your ass, yet you say youre the man?? i will tear your degree and beat the hell and kick her out of my house any woman that tries that bullcrap with me .I am from Ondo state and not London or America, feed your views to people over there cause when your cross the atlantic ocean and step into africa this his how we do.

Nigerians ! when topics like this arise we act as if we are too educated and we just reply anyhow, damn the word trust, we have facebook and blackberry these days and women can do and undo ! Personally i know of my friends that have furcked up to 8 girls each through facebook and these girls have their status as in a relationship , some even use the guys pic as their dp. Yes it is very good to set traps for a girl, i repeat in these current nigerian system it is the right thing to do. Dont trust those ones that claim good girl,they are the worst ! I dont want to brag about my personal exploits. Women have weak emotions , if you cant lay her it means youre not touching that part of her emotions so dont be surprised if someone else discovers it and lay her in 5mins when youve been struggling for years to even see her boobs ! Trap the beeaacttccchh ! I am a traditional Nigerian man , i dont really believe in all thsee western civilization crap most of us all do, i am the type of guy that would slap a woman that is stupid enough to insult me , i dont believe in dont hit a woman crap ! i will check your emails , bb chats and facebook emails of any woman i marry, infact if i can set a gps tracker on her i will.

yes it can , come to ekiti state university and see big girls cooking with just 300, and u will lick ur fingers, mostly girls from ilesha , they just go into the bush and come back with vegetables and before you know it, kaboom food don ready and it will blow ur taste buds.

My school cms grammar school is the first,dare art alade,9ice,ernest shonekan attended this school!