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When the money was flowing no be u carry ur two leg go marry oyinbo
That one carry all ur money go u wan come kill urself

See this fuckery o
Thinks lagos is SE where u act like barbarians

Even if he is a pauper, the severance pay he would get for just been a lagos gov is enough to feed him his entire life

Nbote:
Patapaa is got zero dress sense, zero style, zero lyrical ability and his looks? Scary!!! But somehow dat German lady feel for him

Na carnival for the girl eyes she go seen tire

xtivin2:
These toyota buses get burnt at slight accidents, toyota got to investigate this claims. RIP to the departed.

Of what condition are the busses?
Are the same with the way toyota built them or they have been remodeled by our mechs
When dem go pass petrol from tank to keg, wire her wire there

When driver go dey speed 160/180km per hour and nobody go tell am say driver sufri sufri
Na so i wan enter one bus from zamfara to lagos during my swrvice years. I tell driver abeg no over speed o
The idiot bin tell me say na God dey promote if e happen na God cause am.
I tell the mumu say na God dey follow u press throttle ni
Wereey somebody

When would you celebrate Enyimba or Kano pillars

Just like their tenants they come to south west to rent houses only to leave it like something animals lived in

All the crazy hair styles didnt help afterall

Thats if the house is still of value to the kid when he grows and build his
Best legacy for any child is education
When a child knows he has inheritance he tends to misbehave

After a whole week of gbola u come return when hunger wire u.
Gbola no be food na

Something with this name called BOB

AIT sef, una no get lawyers ni
Why air a case that is in court
Yall should have known better
Well no one will miss una
Na una staff i pity cus no salary for dem

Coverup
Na mammy water dey cause am

The drake effect

5yrs from now he will wish he hadnt

Alhaji what?
Asari or Akpari u be scammer

When you see the enormous corruption in the position, u sef go resign. Make EFCC no come dey find u later

Ibadan people need strong hands to be wiped in shape.
If it takes sacking for them to receive sense, ride on bro

Awon rooftop MCs
Lightning strike una der

Iyadunni Amala joint (near mobil fuel station ring road)
Amala Akinyemi (Surulere)
Amala Babalola (ilasa)

When u af chop belleful

Womb watchers everywhere kilode

Dont let those maloo cart pushers see this o
Dem go steal am go sell am
Sharperly

An autopsy would have determined her caise of death but this bori bori people would rather bury her immediately

Make money
Before everyone else start disrespecting u

sheffy87:
bro, I just don't want to disclose what that's has transpired,buh briefly this dude does not rely only on his academics brilliance, as a matter of fact he's the last person to study during examination period, he's has done his preparation right from the beginning of new semester he goes on Google to search for difficult questions to practice with,with Little or no support from home throughout his stay in campus...!!!!you should KNOW how stressful to make a good grade in a citadels of learning like LAUTECH ......!!now this guy is into hip hop music, he do write project for undergraduate and post graduate students both in sciences and management!!!! part of the skills he got is that is also a data analyst, uses spss, E-VIEW AND ACCOUNTING SOFTWARE PACKAGES, U can count on him..!!! there are some stuff I wouldn't like to disclose here about and what that has happened to him, Buh in all we thank God for his life right now!!! depression is Real!!!!!!!!!

If he has all this, then he has a fighting chance, why give up?
If ur friend resides in lagos, have him send his cv to Olufunke.rotimi@armlife.com.ng
Lets see if indeed hes looking for a job

sheffy87:
chai, Korede matter don enter Nairaland......!!!!! it is for real, No faking, the guy is fucking genius graduated with a fantastic result any one can think of, Buh e get the way life go take hit person that one cannot comprehend....!times are indeed hard....! ,ppl will say Alot of things here, Buh you do not know what goes on under the water, it is beyond what u guys saw from the video, thank God is recovering back....!!!! we are indeed in a shit hole country!!!!!

Thats life
Even the best from uni are finding it hard, and the ones u thought would not succeed in life, are top shots in offices.
When life gives u lemons, make lemonades
The problem with humans is that we expect everything to go as planned, sometimes life plays a trick on us and waits to see how we adjust.
5yrs no work, yet he couldnt think out of the box?
Ur friend is too one way directed.
In life, have plan A to Z

ogbeniTafa:
Baba I've sent you a dm
I dey find work abeg

Replied u

Niggar say him drop number mske dem text am

ogbeniTafa:
Baba I've sent you a dm
I dey find work abeg

Have seen it.
Replied u already

Snow02:
done

Send your cv to Olufunke.rotimi@armlife.com.ng