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Whats with the blue color
Dem be marine people or Cele people ni?

We have lots of vacancy at ARM LIFE PLC
if you really are ready to work, dm me
Cus many lazy people full outside claiming there isnt any work

lexy2014:
Congratulations on ur achievements but I didn't ask 4 ur achievements. Y would I not quote d constitution? U are a Nigerian because d constitution says so. Buhari is president because d constitution says so. So what is wrong in highlighting what d govt is supposed 2do 4 its citizens as enshrined in d constitution?

If u read my post well, I said "if u so choose to learn a skill or a trade as a graduate, so b it". Which part of that didn't u understand? If u decide to hustle on ur own, it doesn't negate d govts responsibility of providing jobs 4 its people. In ur words "d earlier u realise, d better".

Even as great as AMERICA is there is saying which goes like this
IT ISNT WHAT THE COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, ITS WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY!
so i stand by my words, if u wait for FG to create jobs, u go wait tire

Ass licker has started again

This is what i call OTEDOLA FOR THE MONEY
The girl parents either are stinking rich or the guy just likes them big

lexy2014:
No sir. He is wrong. It is d duty of d govt 2 ensure that its citizens have jobs according 2 section 14(2b) of d constitution. If u so choose to learn a skil or a trade as a graduate, so b it. But u must have an equal chance of getting a job just as their children have

Keep quoting
The earlier u realise the better
I took was like this, 9yrs ago after i finished uni
But i had to come to a realisation, it isnt what ur country can do for u but what u can do for yourself.
Today, to God be the glory, i am a unit manager in my place of work, married, roof over my head, car for mobility etc
One just got to take his or her destiny into his or her own hands.

Till someone breaks bottle on your head on the road somewhere in lagos, u will understand everything isnt for social media ode!

For registered cars, i believe shouldnt be a crime
However when u drive around tokunbo cars claiming its for marketing whereas u dey codedly use am to cruise around them ur car needs to be impounded
Yall need to come to ibadan to see how people drive around unregistered cars about, even the ones with European plates come dey claim say for now sell
After them don drive the engine tire, na still tokunbo because dem no register am abi
Nonsense

He is right!
The first job i got was with my skill
As a graduate, before i got an office job, i drove a school bus. Obalande to lekki every freaking day except weekends.
If i no struggle learn to drive at my teenage years, where i for see the opportunity
Not everyone can be begging for money, if u have a skill, use it to earn a living atleast till a better job comes along

When ur father built his house with no drainages what do u expect.
By now the son for don dey see how stupid him be
So FG should help ur palee abi
U that has time to come online, u cant help ur palee financially

Shoprite is part of the problem.
The way these guys give u polythene bags eh
Sometimes i have to complain that cant everything fit into one bag?
Even in Uk u pay for it
So its better u use the ones u have already

Biafrans are caught from time to time not nigerians

Kudos
EFCC
arrest them all
Fvcking baggars, giving us a bad name

Ehen!
When u dey yarn like mumu
Efcc don catch u, ruggedman don snitch u

Prepare your family
However if you did before then, na ur rapture be that

All for the camera
Baba u no win UEFA

Overzealous lagos state road maintenance officers fixing potholes during the day and causing unnecessary traffic

Was he living above his means?
Some people want to impress by all means
Not saying he is one of them o
But if u cant pay for the present house rent
Move to a place u can
Suicide isnt the way
The devil will definitely have a field day with his soul

U sef come dey advert am

Ibadan people need this

Drop out, go do mechanic jare

We need leaders not rulers so go and sit down

No go read ns fail get u

Ur step dad probably married her to get closer to u
Lets not hear he tried to nack u o

If u like deactivate all, Naija networks go still suck am sharp sharp
Dem be winch

The idea is for the CCTV to still be seeing the cars but the tyres don dey market

It was on safety
Let them try again with the safety off

Guess the plan is to spoil the name of nigeria till they are given biafruad

When you have watched too many superman movies and listen to I believe i can fly alot
Igbo AMAKA
see his head like predator own

Cus of all the things worrying a man, na woman be ur wahala
No go collect ur destiny for mammmy water hand
Ode

IvarTheBoneless:


I remember being stuck in one...on a mission in Tokyo.

I was a secret agent trailing Izichiro Kagawa.

He was a traitor selling nuclear secrets to the Chinese.

Why the top echelon of Japanese Intelligence unintelligently chose a Black assassin is a story for another day...

He ran towards the nearest cabinet close to these giant ass fridge. He was going for the alarm!


The moment i sneaked into the basement of the Hiroshima Memorial Military Laboratories (HMML) i felt a sense of foreboding.


Just how do i cross 500meters of a heavily guarded lab ? Kagawa's office was straight ahead. No turns.

My make-up was already failing... i was sweating heavily despite the ACs.

Imagine how foundation runs down the faces of these our slayqueens.

I kept my face-cap down and muttered in Yoruba at every single greeting. All you had to do was add "chiwa" and " orensoshi" to the end of each word.

400 m.......250m................70m.........10m.

I was making up my mind to use the garotte. He deserved a painful but noiseless death.


He was seated backing the door and alone.... showtime!

He was turning when our eyes met in the mirrors.

I was a terrible sight! I saw a nasty demon staring back at me.

Black showing in big patches under the white make-up. Reverse vitiligo just like Michael Jackson!

I cut off his route of escape halfway to the alarm, and then....

He slammed the release of the fridge and pushed me inside!

Luckily i grabbed him by the neck as we both fell inside the fridge. The latch closed automatically sealing us in! WTF!

First thing i noticed, my balls were freezing.... next my blood was turning to ice in my veins.....

I knew i had to postpone killing him. I needed his body for as warm as possible.

We both hugged each other....killer and would-be victim for warmth.....

To be continued!

Fvck! I am late for office, AGAIN!

Oshogbo weed