Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,812 members, 7,820,872 topics. Date: Tuesday, 07 May 2024 at 11:51 PM

Osaeti's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Osaeti's Profile / Osaeti's Posts

(1) (2) (of 2 pages)

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Fire Service 2023/2024 Recruitment by osaeti(f): 11:24am On Jan 11
Mchearan:

Nobody asked you to download any guarantor form


That's why is important to read instructions before starting anything, it was actually stated in the instructions
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Fire Service 2023/2024 Recruitment by osaeti(f): 11:51pm On Jan 10
Please where will I see referee/guarantor's form to download
Religion / Re: What Is Your Favourite Gospel Song? by osaeti(f): 1:23pm On Jul 10, 2022
Maverick all the way. They sing and create songs to move and shake

1 Like

Romance / Re: Who Is Your Celebrity Crush? by osaeti(f): 1:36pm On Mar 18, 2022
Chris Evans
Career / Re: Have You Hawked Before? by osaeti(f): 3:32pm On Feb 10, 2022
That year, I hawk groundnut ooo dat yr dat yr
Food / Re: Cake Baked For A Civil Engineer By Ibadan Baker (Photos) by osaeti(f): 11:00pm On Jan 13, 2022
medexico:
It is a good start, but those items lack proportion, I am not rubbishing her work but I have seen better. I know she will get better with time.



They have come ooo, show us the one u did better
Food / Re: Cake Baked For A Civil Engineer By Ibadan Baker (Photos) by osaeti(f): 10:59pm On Jan 13, 2022
Omo dis cake will cost a fortune
Religion / Re: Oyedepo: Criticizing Men Of God Can Cause Leprosy by osaeti(f): 5:31pm On Jan 10, 2022
adenigga:

Yeeee, don't kill person o.......



Ain't killing anybody, just try to slit some already opened throats

1 Like

Religion / Re: Oyedepo: Criticizing Men Of God Can Cause Leprosy by osaeti(f): 4:44pm On Jan 09, 2022
But dey lie against God everyday, and say thins God did not say, y did God not remove their eyes? Even Jesus that was the holy only truth son of God pple talk against and about him and nothing happened to dem. So who are sir Rate yourself with Jesus on a scale of 1 to 10 do u even reach 0.5

1 Like

Celebrities / Re: Top Ten Most Rugged Looking Nigerian Musicians by osaeti(f): 8:35pm On Jan 04, 2022
One and only portable

7 Likes

Religion / Re: I Have Slept With Two Reverend Fathers - Nigerian Preacher Confesses (video) by osaeti(f): 4:50pm On Dec 29, 2021
Make I no lie u, her matter done turn comedy to me, her and the other slim lady. They funny no b small.
But until dey arrest them before dey will kno the devil is powerful.
Romance / Re: Close Eyes And Marry Her With Her Past by osaeti(f): 3:17am On Dec 29, 2021
hedonido:


This particular thread is about women's past. Open a separate thread on men's past; I'm sure you'll get appropriate responses there.

All these yeye 'woke' open eye, clever-by-half girls making stupid comparisons between men and women make me sick.




The truth really hurt, sorry my post caused u severe pains in your hrt. Clever by half boy who see true comparison as a threat.
Romance / Re: Close Eyes And Marry Her With Her Past by osaeti(f): 1:38pm On Dec 28, 2021
Y always her always I don't understand, wat about him, his past, how many ladies he dicked, how many guys dicked him join, how many ladies aborted or have a child for him. Pls check his past life too before husbanding him. Mak person no go marry curse instead of husband.
Romance / Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by osaeti(f): 9:03am On Dec 28, 2021
Adonis86:
A colleague took me and a few other colleagues on a Christmas Eve outing in the popular Abakaliki Street in Awka. I was pressured by them to place an order, which I normally don't do. I'm not just a teetotaler but also an introvert.
So requested for their menu catalog, as I was perusing through, I came across nonsense and ingredient as what they also offer.

I was stunned at the sight. I jokingly called the attention of the host colleague to see what I saw. He boldly looked into my face and asked me to place the order if that's what I want. I was kinda disappointed. I've sworn never to go out with him anymore.

He was busy spraying cash on other of my female colleagues, which I don't understand the meaning. Perhaps due to the Yahoo boys sitting behind us who initiated the money spinning game.

I never knew that the moral fabric of our society has been eaten up this bad. It was at the point of picking a can of malt that I noticed that all the waiters and waitresses there are prostitutes who do the wet pussying and mouth actions that contain in their menu cheat... Even the shawarma I took home from there I never felt myself enjoying.




Stop making mountain out of nothing actually, they are just name of mocktail or cocktail just to attract customers dats all.
Romance / Re: Lady Slaps Boy For Asking Her How Much She Charges For Hookup (Video) by osaeti(f): 11:01pm On Dec 27, 2021
Factfinder1:
Unless I ever put my self in a position were a babe will slap me which I know I will never do just like this foolish boy here if any babe ever slaps me in this manner....I'll slap her till she goes deaf,goes blind, vomit blood and eventually falls down and die


And u will b charge of murder, worst case b called a ritualist, dats the end for u
Family / Re: I Will Never Allow Peace To Reign In My Family by osaeti(f): 10:46pm On Dec 27, 2021
ThiagoKid:
"My girlfriend called me from office to come and fetch bathing water for her. I had to do it for peace to reign."

"I don't want any rancor between my wife, and i, so i had to beg her for sex. I did it to allow peace to reign."

"I had to watch all the dishes in the kitchen to allow peace to reign. I dont want my wife to wake up, and be shouting."


The abovementioned phrases are nonsensical and insha allah! Wtf?
See bro, if your wife doesn't want peace herself, why don't you take the vawulence back to her? Abi iro palapala wo niyen?

Why can't she allow peace to reign by compromising on her stand? Why must it be you? Osheeey, peacesetter.

See, i already preinformed my wife that:
If she nag, i'm sending her back to her father's house.
If she cheat, to her father's house
If she discomfort my mom/siblings, to her father's house.

I'm doing you a favour getting married to you. So?

Peace ko, wee-wee ni!




Who is doing who a favour here?? She go carry belle for nine good months for like 2 or 3 times or more, she goes through emotional, psychological and physical changes because of u, she drops her father's name to take up yours. Here u are saying u are doing somebody favour when is the other way round. Oga see u have to do whatever is needed of u for that peace to reign, even if it makes u act like a simp u own your wife your wife owns u.
Family / Re: What I Witnessed Last Night! by osaeti(f): 10:32pm On Dec 27, 2021
Princeadebayo11:
Sometimes age matters in relationship, for me o I need to senior my wife with at least 3 or 4 years. I can't marry someone we will be arguing and you can't tell her to shut up



Y will u tell your wife to shut up, dats an abusive language to use instead u say keep quiet. Shutting her up means u married a senseless woman in d first place.
Food / Re: Nairalanders Post Your Christmas Food Here. by osaeti(f): 11:07am On Dec 27, 2021
Limassol:
What on God earth is Eko?



Solidify pap, solidify corn starch, thank God u kno milk
Food / Re: Nairalanders Post Your Christmas Food Here. by osaeti(f): 10:07pm On Dec 25, 2021
Eko and milk

11 Likes 2 Shares

Celebrities / Re: Olamide Is A Member Of Illuminati – Prophetess Alleges (video) by osaeti(f): 12:20pm On Dec 22, 2021
Until dey arrest dis woman she won't stop saying rubbish in her mouth, charge her to court mak she bring prove of all dis she is saying. Then she will kno Satan is really powerful
Religion / Re: Before And Now Pictures Of Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin Was Shared Online. by osaeti(f): 6:14pm On Dec 17, 2021
God is the greatest
Family / Re: My Dad Still Treats Me Like A Kid Despite My Age by osaeti(f): 5:34pm On Dec 13, 2021
How do u expect somebody that lost probably the only love of his life at that age to behave. Now the only kid that the only love of his life gave to him how do expect him to treat the child.

If care is not taken dat university sef u will b going from his house, he loves u too much to see u b liked by other pple dats Wat is happening.
Health / Re: Man Survives Colon Cancer, Weds Lady Who Stood By Him by osaeti(f): 12:07pm On Nov 22, 2021
Indeed our GOD IS GREAT
Family / Re: Her Family Says I Can't Marry Her Because I'm An SSCE Holder by osaeti(f): 12:00pm On Oct 19, 2021
GraciousGod190:

no bro, am a business man.
finishing Ssce is enough, am 36 years old I should upgrade myself because her family refused to accept me for who I am.
if this is the end of our relationship, so be it.



Wether u Go back to skul or not u will still clock 40 and more, so just do it for your sef not for her or her family

1 Like

Health / Re: Help!! Fungi Is Spoiling My Face And Neck by osaeti(f): 10:41am On Oct 18, 2021
I had dis infection too after using a particular water for 3 weeks, I used different vitamin supplement, rubbed different creams and all. At a time I was worried and confused. But now is clearing off little by little without using anything, I just change my water dats all
Family / Re: My Dad Has Refused To Rest In Peace Because Of His Monetary Vow In Church by osaeti(f): 2:57pm On Sep 13, 2021
Since your papa fit beat u for dream, he is suppose to b able to bring riches for u ooo, or else u beat back for drm
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by osaeti(f): 2:22pm On Aug 27, 2021
Crazeworld:
Is deployment letter out?



Yes
Romance / Re: 4 Reasons Some People Think Double Dating Is Fun And Adventurous? by osaeti(f): 11:15am On Aug 07, 2021
MaziGburugburu:
I can't marry any Lady except a virgin, I hate badly used of fairly used things, it disgust me to know the lady I want to marry has performed all kind of sexual stunts and later bring a used thing to me. God forbid.




Like u yourself u are not an over used thing abegi

11 Likes

Religion / Re: TB Joshua Returns From Prayer Mountain With 2021 Prophecies by osaeti(f): 11:45am On Dec 30, 2020
So many people still believe in these prophets abi, meanwhile the Bible has dished out all d prophecies finish of the past the present and the future.
Politics / Re: Lagos Government Orders Investigation Into The Shooting At Lekki Toll Gate by osaeti(f): 11:33pm On Oct 20, 2020
Whosoever gave the order, may your remain few days on earth be miserable.

2 Likes

Politics / Re: Lagos Government Orders Investigation Into The Shooting At Lekki Toll Gate by osaeti(f): 11:27pm On Oct 20, 2020
Adakintroy:
White man say no matter how bad things are they can get worst.

You will wish you can go back in time 2weeks before now.

R.i.p to the dead.




They must not rest in peace ooo, they shuld fight in death

1 Like

Technology Market / Re: Ondo/akure Phones/gadgets Sale/swap Centre by osaeti(f): 3:24pm On May 06, 2019
greenglobestore:
#Trashstore we buy dead phones.... (dead board panel but working screens) send your messages to our contact 08146469277... SAMSUNG dead phones or dead iphones.





I have a working Nokia Lumia 520 wit broken screen for sale

(1) (2) (of 2 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 41
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.