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She really will be good for somebody

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@ bunmii

You are one hell of a pretty lady. wish I can get down with you.

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And I thought all girls are lesbians , one way or the other. Please, don't crucify me. It was only a thought and no offense meant.

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Is she?

Donzman:
Oh Boy Osegwu, your love for Radiant no dey go on vacation?. . .Ha!

Donzie my man, you are suppose to be encouraging me. Why are you not doing so? well, no problem, All is Well that ends well. The end will definitely justify the means

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I will never cheat on you my sweet loving Radiant
If you promised not to cheat on me.

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Radiant:
There are some things that aren't that serious in this life! That's all I can say

How are you my Love? I have missed you like hell. Well, I hope it will us to heaven. You and me

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The evil that women do will always remain with them. How true this saying is. If you do that which you contemplate, then be ready to take the consequence. Remember what goes around comes around and when you are married, your Husband will be sleeping with your best friends. Now if that will be okay with you then you can go ahead and Bleep your Bobo's best friend.

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I happened to be in a room where there was prayer going on. One of the Pastors came to me to deliver me. He started rubbing my eyes vigorously and was chanting, FEEL IT ,THE PEPPER OF THE HOLY SPIRIT and believe me it was really painful that I did not know when I blurted out DO YOU WANT TO BLIND ME? He looked at me and the others and said this one needs a special payer section. I looked at him and hissed and left the room before they will blind me.

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Is she really denying her?

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Those girls who find it difficult to trust are usually the ones who Haw skeletons in their closets. It has been profen beyond all reasonable doubt.

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What guys need on their first date is the same thing as what Ladies need on their first date. Its all in the mind and we all have minds, male or female. Its not restricted to male a lone.

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Can't marry one. Not for the world. Trust or no trust.

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There are flirts in every profession. It is not limited to Medical Doctors alone. Well, nurses? can't really say,know why? my mum is one

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I think i need to keep my Grand mother away from him

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Actually, most of that money is going to be used in feeding more than have of the extended family members who will come two, three weeks before the actual burial ceremony. You did the grave, rent Canopies, chairs and tables and of course the musicians and they are pretty expensive these days. These are most of the things that consume money during burial in Nigeria and it is a practice that should be stopped.

Man-eater:
you will have to cut all your hair off.

Learn not to bear false witness on anything because that thing never happen again so try and be current

LiquidMind:
If your brother or your father was a king you will need to look for seven heads

before you can bury your dead,

My God you guys are scary!!! We did not even grow up to meet such practice and here you are still mentioning them to someone who really needs a genuine advice? Man come of it. These things were mare tales and people should should stop bearing false tales if you get my drift.

And less i forgot, Burial is a money making machine all over the country so Burials in Nigeria generally are expensive.

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Why will she not cry? Do you think it is easy to catch a man? They cry because it has been a world of struggle to capture a man to take to the Alter short of kidnapping one. Cry my dear like tomorrow will never come and as for the make up, well, you can always add a wee bit of alcohol before you apply them. This way tears will not have enough power to remove except of course they are acid tears.

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Go ahead and Bleep like minks and if you even like raise rug Rats. What will be will be. Office Romance or no Office romance.

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Photo trick in the in the movie industry, true love is

ruescho:
This is why u joined Nairaland to make this your generalizing first posting

Honestly, I don't know what you guys think is in the UK. I was born and brought up in Bulgaria. I have my EU Passport. I always go to the UK for my professional trainings especially in Aberdeen and whenever I had  a choice of school I always choose another country like the US of A,  but the UK is the last place I will like to live so don't come sucking up to me with that you are not welcome in the UK threat.

@ topic,
If my generalization statistics is wrong then you proof it. If the Ladies in my immediate family do the things elaborated above I guess then that makes them Prostitutes and I am not going to force any man to marry a sister of mine who is a retired but not tired prostitute.

If not for pay check why would a Lady go into a relationsip with two or more men at the same period? In my opinion again we have prostitutes and professional prostitutes just like professional Footballers and home based.
Again I don't mean no disrespect for prostitutes but I would not be found dead marrying one.

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Are you there my Sweet Loving Radiant?

Like I always say, it is only the weak that need a whip to tame his Horse. It is only barbarians that  raise their hands against other people. It is cowards who want to prove they are men over their wives that beat or slap their wives. This is Husband inhumanity to wife

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Nollywood is full of shit

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Ladies shaking their dried ass in a tight fitting flair Pants!!!!

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You are a Lady why is your profile bearing Male pix?
Or is my mind playing tricks on me?

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