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I think the directors and Producers need to contract me
to teach them a bit if kissing and believe me i will be happy
to oblige

Still me

frankiriri:
I have gone through the article.
However I'll still do it and with God on my side nothing will happen to my kids to make me want to reverse my decision.

Amen.

If you were a lady I would have volunteered to cut you myself
But alas, I only treat female patients.

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@ myPeace,

Am I yours?

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You guys are still discussing this issue when the child
by now has started calling the mother's lovers uncle

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I am a Medical Doctor that treats only femake patients.
Please, feel free to talk to me. the worst I can do is get
you pregnant and beleive me I will.

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We talk of Channel O, Supersport and other foreign Station as been
nice so also do the foreigners who watch Silverbird, AIT and BCI see
as  them been nice too, so lets be proud of what we have.

Still me

ZuluNation:
Most 4 cylinder vehicles are Gas efficient if the preventive maintenance is done regularly.

1. Change your oil and oil filter every three thousand miles.

2. Service your Fuel injectors every year and change out the filters too.

3. Make sure your wheel and tire alignment is up to per at all times

4. Your tire pressure should always meet the OEM of the manufacturer of the vehicle.

5. Never let your vehicle idle for long periods of time.

6. Excess load on your Vehicle is never good for your engine.

You said it all
but I use VW Jetta myself and have no regret.

The problem is not in the churches but in the people.
Nobody want to attend a church where the pastor
is not flashy or flamboyant. And the world like the sound of prosperity
especially Nigerians. So very wise and crimally brilliant Pastors took
advantage of these and get richer and in the proccess send many to hell.
Thank God I de shine my eye well.

The problem is not in the churches but in the people.
Nobody want to attend a church where there paster
is not flashy or flamboyant. And The world like the sound of prosperity
especially Nigerians.

But I thought Doctors and WHO has been singing and shouting it
that Ladies should not be wearing Bra to Bed and Guys should not
be wearing pant to sleep. This was based on the fact the male testes needs
air and that is why it is outside the body and that constant wearing of Bra
can course itches and Breast Cancer. Of all these I said of WHO but this I said of myself.
I love the sight of Ladies without Bra so would be very gratefull if Ladies stop
wearing Bra at all. CROSS MY HEART[b][/b]

Ronke baby,
I am not going to tell you i sympathize with you cos i know already you have
learned your lessons. but i love what is going on here so that others will not fall prey.
The Devil is let loose but the strategy he is using now is through the church. So the
easiest way to get deceived is no longer in the Hotels, clubs or others but in the church.
You know why? The Devil is ordaining his own Pastors. So know the church you attend
and the pastors that lay hands on your head cos they are ordained to possess the
people. As many as the can get.

EVERY ONE BEWARE FALLS PROPHETS ABOUND

Still me

You guys are funny. You don't like Home movies yet you
always watch? I don't have any comment to make ccos
I don't watch Home movies. I hate them with a passion.
God have mercy on me.

Still me

I don't particularly watch Yoruba or Nollywood movies for that matter.
But I do know that more money are paid to the Nollywood actors cos
they have more viewership. Only the Yoruba understanding viewers
watch Yoruba movies while every other tribes including the Yoruba's
watch Nollywood movies. I think i personally respect Yoruba actors
like Papiluwe, Oga bello and a couple of others like Baba Suwe.
But all in all the local dialect movies are better than Nollywood movies
cos they are more inspirational,educating and entertaining. I believe the
this thread is about local dialects movies are better than Nollywood movies
and not just Yoruba movies.

ronkebaby:
well, what could i have done. i think this born again stuff especially if you go to the wrong pentecostal church always brings out a kind of pretense that is not really you. you are most of the time taught how you have to be submissive to God's will concerning your life and how His thoughts are different from ours in short how you must be dead to your own feelings as you are no longer of this world.  some of us took this kind of preaching hook and sinker then and in the process made very costly mistakes like the one i just told you about. this could be very confusing and misleading especially to young xtians, you know. hence the reason why you see xtians mostimes portray a trait different to their real selves. i think the pretentious aspect of wanting to conform to most of the doctrines including the ones you don't fully understand causes this mistake, most especially in falling pray for all these prophetic courtships/relationships

I thought the Bible is always there to guide us and certainly not
the words of the Pastor? Look, in the days of ignorance God overlook but these days
that people are educated? Why should we allow  a fellow man to indoctrinate us
simply cos we want to be called spiritual? Born again? Men, this is totally unacceptable
both in my sight and in the sight of God. We should always allow the words of God to
guide us and not that of man. Lets stop this pretense. A pastor once told me that God
revealled to him that i was running after girls and trust me, I told him it was a lie.
He looked shocked but but intention was to let him know that i know he was fake and a few
weeks later was accused by female church member of impregnating her. IMAGINE THAT.
I refused to be deceived and so should you. i could have kept coll and let him robbed it in on me

Radiant:
A good laugh huh?

Anyway, as for the shit cleaning biznes, your wife is now in-charge. I've been promoted!!!

That was a good one, lol

What I don't understand is, why someone would want to take his own life
cos a girl jilted him. Personally i will advice that you commit suicide at a convenient
place where nobody will be held responsible over your demise. Honestly, people
like you don't deserve to live cos i don't know what you intend to prove by
dying? Or you want to form Romeo and Juliet? My brother grow up and find yourself a dashing
babe that is worthy of you. That is if you decide to become worthy.

frankiriri:
@ Osegwu
Its not immediate . . I'm not even married.
I'm just saying that I'll do it when I'm good n ready. ( Say in the next 10 years)

My very good friend, 10 years big o!
You sure say you no go change your mind before then?

ThiefOfMyHeart.

I think I get what you mean.
No offence intended.

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One of the things i love Nairaland for is that it is not only entertaining it
is also educating. I am sure there are some people who just heard of vasectomy
for the first time in this thread, NO DISRESPECT. Personally i am not for it, i hate anything
operations and i have asked God to remove anything that will make me under go an
operation. But this is my own choice and other people have theirs. Whatever you
think is good for you, go for it. That is what i normally do. don't waste my time considering
other people's opinion.

Still me

divinemmy:
hello naija4life,
I am da best kisser in Nairaland, want to try?

i think i'm interested if really you want to try! here is me contact. 08051036025.

Do you want to represent drogba in this thread?

Really? You think we are? I will advice that you go through the thread and read comments.
If the kissings are real then majority would have said so. They just susu
their mouths thats all,

Radiant:
Kissing too is film trick? you guys are mean lmao

as if both of them have bad mouth odour.

Well,I like the sound of xtain dating but what is the other one called?
i beleive if you must marry somebody then you must have to know the
person real well to make sure she or he is not a pretender after all every one
of us know that 90% of our so called xtains are hypocrites. a friend of mine said
he would rather marry an unbeliever at least he will be sure of what she is.
I have nothing against xtain dating but the reason why it is difficult is cos
the parties involved are not honest to themselve. I am saying this cos i
know that xtain daring can be the most fulfilling if and only if the couple are
true to themselves. But in this Naija that is truely difficult to acchieve.

Methinks mw is going to write another Nove
OBJ goes to school[b][/b][i][/i]

That funny President of yours cannot do anything without a motive.
I think there must be something funny about this. Lets keep our
fingers crossed and our lips sealed.

Everything they do is film trick.
Can't do nothing right, even common KISSING.[b][/b][i][/i]

The few I have KISSED KISS HORRIBLY.
HAD NIGHTMARES AFTERWARDS.

They are danm compromising.
Well, ofcourse they have to remain in business
Don't want uncle sege to run them out of business.

texazzpete:
not really. zune cornered only 9% of the sales chart when it came out. guess which other iconic mp3 player has the biggest portionof the sales? the ipod!

i agree with you, apple products are overpriced, and i hate it when apple fanboys come crowing about the beauty of they devices, not caring that they paid far more than they're supposed to.
i mean, i love my ipod video but apple not allowing you cahnge the ipod battery is criminal. from what i hear, the battery performance is seriously degraded over time, and when it dies, you gotta buy another ipod. that sucks

texazzpete


I agree with you completely. Couldn't have putting it any better

I think this is a great challenge and i am accepting it whole heartedly
Got to get me some serious write- up me .