₦airaland Forum

this your obsession with pataki and Sauron.
Biko pataki is spoken for

earTHMama:
The get belle system is no more attractive nowadays because they can still leave you dry after getting knocked up. Too risky, no wedding band, no belle.

I mean after the registry
as soon as they return,he should get to work!

Treetop20:
nah they just need to go to court and get married

and he should impregnate the girl immediately with twin boys
that way her tap root is deep in that family
If the mother likes she can go jump into the lagos lagoon

what church cancels a wedding at the persuasion of a 3rd party?

earTHMama:
She did all she could to stop her son from marrying the girl but when she failed, she threatened to stop the wedding and succeeded even though the grooms family are not members of Christ Embassy. How the church honored their request beats me. Shouldn't the church be sued by the bride?

Did he pay tithes over there?
I hope he kept records
I'll ask for all my money back

earTHMama:
Don't mind Nuzo and kobojunkie. They are secretelt admiring Nigeria but are too arrogant to accept they are tired of their current residence. Nuzo lives in the city of Xianhoung, the Jigawa state of China.

Chei!
all the way to China to go and live in Tudun wada
when we have ours?

In this camera issue,I join kobo to say LMAO

I still say the man is not man enough.Is that the only church around?
Maybe after he marries,he'll first ring up his mama for permission before consummating the marriage

The man should grow up

Is that the only Church in town?
do they have a means of transportation?
The man is obviously not mature enough to handle marriage
That's why his mother could act in this manner and get her way
If I were the bride,I'll leave him if he succumbs to her ways

4 Play:
No worry, I go send am tomorrow.

No mind these jealous spinsters/bachelors wey full NL. Na so dem dey look me with bitterness because they can't tie the knot.

which tommorow?
yeye man
Your container dey for high sea?
My dear tying the knot is nothing o
It's maintenance of the tied knot
na dat place wahala dey
If true true you don tie am for knot,congrats
brace yaself
It can be a bumpy ride at first

4 Play:
Osisi, wetin prompt this ? You didn't send any congratulatory messages for my recently concluded marriage. 

Did you marry for real abi na kwarangida? 
send me pictures at babyosisi@hotmail.com

debosky amd epiphany are perhaps the only Christians that have replied on this thread.The rest are either seat warmers or flat out ignorant.
What is wrong in a secretary scheduling appointments for members to see the pastor?
Must everything in Naija be chaotic
what's wrong with structure and time management?
No wonder our place is the way it is.
What makes anyone think it's Ok to just walk into a pastor's office anytime he/she wants ?
No wonder some of you folks carry your bags and bagagge and land at a relatives house unannounced and uninvited with no set time of departure.

I[b]slam[/b] is peace

berryhill:
Hello Nairalanders,
Please i am seriously in need of a new girlfriend.I don't need babes that will respond beacuse of my money.I posted an article similar to this in one Nigrian forum and scammers started sending me emails and at the end i felt so dissapointed.
I asked for information on how to start oil and gas business and i got the information i needed,i offered to help guys make money online for free by teaching them the free methods of making money and some are now making money now i need a babe.
I have made money trading forex,affiliate marketing and through H.Y.I.P investment so i am rich and i know most nairalanders know that;that is why sometimes i get funny scam emails.
I need serious babe for a relationship that may lead to marriage.
I[b] need a graduate in accounting or business administration so that she can manage my business properly and secondly she must be from Igbo or Yoruba tribe.If you are above 25 years,please do not respond[/b].
For girls that are intrested please call me on 0703-578-3910 or 0703-021-4102,no flashing please, my name is Tochukwu.

why the 2 tribes alone
so those of us from Adamawa state are out of luck?

texazzpete:
Where does Frizy get off using racist and abusive terms to describe Obama?

na ogbanje dey worry am
see im name na
Frizy
Im head correct so?

I remember those colorful rubber kettles back home
Ojigbijigbi
I wonder what they do to lefties

Is the governor drinking kai kai and smoking Igbo'
Are cameras a priority?
The man must be stopped immediately

With the current economic crunch,ladies should not expect too much.
If he buys you agbalumo(Udala) just lick the thing and give him a kiss.
Things is hard

what is valentine sef?
another trade gimmick
Frankly I'll appreciate flowers and a card better on a non valentine day than on feb 14th.
I like spontaneity
Even wife beaters buy their punching bags flowers on valentines day to appease them.

@osisi
bia kedu  Next friday I go come carry you go Jumat for you to see how wonderful God is
Meanwhile, you are free to fall in love with ourn imam no vex alaja OSISI

na wa o
mukina and ayinba nko?
Let me pass on that "good thing" and "manage" the man of the books by my side

jamace:
What are all those musicians going to do there. The task ahead of Obama is more than an OWAMBE PARTY . Ceremony should have more serious issues on its agenda/itinery.

It's a celebration duh!
and it's done at every inaugural
do you people want to kill the man?

Why is shakira in the line up?
all she does is shake her hips in sexual ways.
abeg we don't want Obama salivating.
Shakira needs to be gone from that list jo
He may not be there anyway.
There are many Inaugural balls hosted by different groups.

The rasta Christian also chooses what the Bible says to suit him
na wa.

I wonder what she does about the part where Christ says "I am the way,the truth and the life,no one can come to the father,except through me"
Confused woman.
did someone say episcopalian priest?
she's probably gay too

I love them all but TD is my man!
I could listen to him for hours on end.
I remember his old jingle on TV when he was in West Virginia followed by
Get Ready! Get Ready!! Get ready!!!
Love me some preachers with annointing

*Hauwa*:
Nice now dream on o but careful so you don't call Obama out in your dream or during

haba hauwa!
you and your dirty mind
It was just an innocent asexual dream abeg
We were fully clothed the whole time