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What's he coming to do? Being in an American prison is better than being a free man in Nigeria, black Africa.

Oh! I forgot, he's Gowon's son.

I hope I'll also make front page when I drop my album.

We don hear

deeswagger:
If you truly wanted him to win, you for no just campaign for votes nah...

shey u dey mind d padi ni? E no just serious. Lawma carry dem go.....

Everything. U'll end up having more ex's that the Alphabets.

Mzdivacious:
as per this very interesting topic..weird things happen to me everynight in form of nightmares..like masquerades chasing me n terrible stuffs happening.im tired of praying

traplord,should we go to derailers paradise.im very interested in that 6th book of moses

Tired of praying? Haven't u heard of MFM? U better start praying for ur dear life. You're in deep trouble. And do urself a favour, forget about that Book of Moses.

I saw an owl stare at me at night. I thought it was a sign I was gonna die that night. I was so scared.

ihatebuhari:

I wanted to talk about your moniker and signature, buh, after seeing your dp, ama just keep my mouth shut.

The human body is amazing. Here are few things I have come to realize about it. Read and learn.
HAPPY NEW YEAR.


1) By merely seeing someone yawn, you also feel like yawning. Yeah, it's that contagious.

2) Almost the entire world population can't recognize their own butt if they saw a picture of it.

3) Your tongue never touches your nose.

4) About 90% of the world population have never seen their butt.

5) If you cut your fingers and toe nails short regularly by yourself, then you're most likely God-fearing, caring, emotional and very organized.

6) You can take out gas from your stomach by bowing with your head and raising your butt in the air.

7) Your ear is the only part of your body that never stops growing.


If you work out in the early morning, you will fart alot during the exercise. This is good, as it forces out gas and makes you light.

9) What have you noticed about the human body, add yours.

And they ended the beef while the show has only just started.

These guyz have messed up. Conflicts makes drama. They shouldn't have reconciled, its lame. Their conflict would have kept making headlines. Rubbish! Wetin dem kuku sabi?

My mum makes yam and fried eggs. But I'm not a fan of it.
I prefer yam and palm oil to yam and fried eggs.
Anybody relate? Lalasticlala abeg, make folks yarn

Any meeting with an ex u still have feelings for is a disaster. Op, be very worried. But if ur wife is a "Christian", u should probably relax, she won't wanna offend GOD.

Sunnypar:
Is there anything wrong with dating a younger man?

My gf is older than me with almost 3yrs, and we're thinking of marriage. My ex is older than me same margin. The lady I first made love with is older than me with about 6yrs. If she doesn't question ur authority, go ahead. If she does, take a walk. She must let u be the senior.

TEN ELEVEN

dammywapes:
Shey make ino lie? As a good n sharp 9ja guy i will go for option D

U can't withdraw it, bro. U'll be questioned at the bank. Plus, the bank can block your account when they notice. ATM doesn't pay out more than #150k per day.
Just give back the money and stay out of trouble.

I G N O R E !

Nomzylicious:
Drinking a chilled of coke after treking home in d hot sun. Nepa bringing light just when your phone battery is 5%.. Seeing yur previous semesta result nd ur performance was superb

So on point. I was staring at my result and feeling like I won a jackpot. I escaped carry over in a course I hated and did not ever understand.

1. Getting to the gates of Heaven and finding your name in The Book of Life.

2. Finally extracting that tooth that had been troubling you.

Be careful with a babymama........because she's a babymama.

Unionised:
Cool.

If she's really passionate about it.

That's the main motivation.

That's the word, bro. She says she'll have to run a PGD b4 she can proceed. What are the opportunities? What do u do?

Unionised:
Nope.
A psychologist by training...

Was Smith Wigglesworth a philosopher?

Nope! I have this friend who just finished her 1st degree in Micro Biology. But she wants to go back to study Psychology.

Unionised:
Here I am.
For a fee....

U study Philosophy? I study Philosophy, 200L.

Thanks for coming in. Do you know Smith Wigglesworth? Google him. But really I'd like to have some friends.

sickstars:
When over here we dying criosly to have a man who is nt cheating

Oluwa dash dat b*tch sense

what's wrong, dear?

dominique:
All I can say is WOW!
She disrespects you, she cheats on you and almost tried to kill you and you're still asking what to do Seems jazz aka black magic truely does exist

For a woman to completely overwhelm her husband to the point of calling her in-laws and threatening to kill their son. It's safe to conclude that she has a very strong back-up she's relying on. You need to keep a very far distance from such woman.

Then go for deliverance.

It's a daughter. Good Evening.

Mankind is better-off without women. From them all our problems began.

The Rapture just happened. You'll have to remain calm. You still got a chance to be saved. Whatever you do, DON'T TAKE THE MARK, I repeat, DO NOT TAKE THE MARK.

Hopefully, this page will be updated soon with the tips you'll be needing for your survival.

Meanwhile, unless you intend to be around after the rapture, you can actually accept Jesus NOW and be saved.