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Family / Re: I'm 23 Years Old While My Girlfriend Is 29 Years (Can We Get Married) by Osisie(m): 2:11pm On Oct 25, 2021
darkstar6971:
Hello fellow Nairalanders pls I'm here for a suggestion and let it be positive pls ain't need no insult... grin
I'm having a girlfriend which is 29yrs and I'm just 23 years, We both love each other to the extent that we don't even knew the time we start the relationship... pls I need your suggestions here...

Please moderators help me to move this thread to front page so as to get more positive suggestions.

why would you wanna do that to yourself tho?
when it comes to women, the younger the better.
Phones / Re: Screenshot Your Favorite Music Player With Your Favorite Song Playing by Osisie(m): 11:51am On Sep 30, 2021
ucsparks:




Please I'm sorry for quoting you guys, please how do you pay for Spotify premium, I've tried a lot of bank cards and it's not working. What bank card did you guys try?

i use stanbic ibtc naira Mastercard
works effortlessly.

i had tried other bank cards but none worked except stanbic
Romance / Re: How Can I Survive A Heartbreak? by Osisie(m): 11:14am On Dec 05, 2020
It's gonna hurt
It's gonna sting. You're gonna have to learn to live with the pain.

Do things you love, find a new hobby, focus on your career, Bleep other girls

Then get this book....The Rational Male
Take the red pill. You'll grow from there

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Osisie(m): 5:12pm On Nov 16, 2020
Hello,

please I need a car for weekly rental. If you have one for rent or know someone who needs a driver......please this is my contact 08103279299

Gracias
Romance / Re: Why Poor Guys Leave Their Longtime Girlfriends When They Become Rich by Osisie(m): 5:16am On Apr 18, 2019
Wayne4uall:
Most of the the long time gf once or more than twice cheated on the poor dude, the guy was only managing her because he was broke....

Ugly truth.

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Celebrities / Re: Man To Give Wizkid's Used Towel To His Children In Toronto - Wizkid Shares Photo by Osisie(m): 11:06am On Mar 31, 2019
In 2010 while I was doing my IT at a TV station in Lagos. Wizkid came for an interview that time he dropped Holla At Your Boy and was really popping.

The guy walked pass me on the stairs. We just look each other troway face.

But when Olamide came around he played with everyone at the studio....we even took pictures.
Celebrities / Re: Adetutu Alabi Blasts Simi For Degrading People With Tribal Marks by Osisie(m): 8:27pm On Mar 30, 2019
LordNapoleon:
I want you to know that you have the IQ of a lizard.

And you have the IQ of a dead cow.

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Celebrities / Re: Adetutu Alabi Blasts Simi For Degrading People With Tribal Marks by Osisie(m): 7:58pm On Mar 30, 2019
LordNapoleon:
She should channel her anger to the person that mutilated her face. That nonsense is not what someone should be proud of.

Bro, no vex but you no get sense.

It's like saying someone who is physically deformed and gets insulted should channel his anger towards the person who deformed him cos as far as we know, the physically deformed person and the person with tribal marks had no hand in their fate.

Abeg, dey think before you talk.

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Celebrities / Re: Adetutu Alabi Blasts Simi For Degrading People With Tribal Marks by Osisie(m): 7:52pm On Mar 30, 2019
Olalekank:
Simi just dey Bleep up lately sha

I once told a guy at petrol station, 'se mo jo eni ti o kola?" before I realized baba really had ila

Na so baba wan vex say "kilo se awon ti o kola?"

Me wey no wan continue the wahala just wave the ila topic away

It's actually offensive, sentiments aside.
I mean, it was never their choice to get tribal marks, they never gave their consent. So it shouldn't be used against them. It's like insulting someone for being physically deformed

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Romance / Re: How Do I Break Up With Her In A Polite Manner? by Osisie(m): 10:31am On Mar 30, 2019
aaronson:
There is no polite manner to break up but less hurting way. How? cease all form of contact, start by reducing the frequency by which you reply her till you gradually stop replying here. She would ask questions when she notices you been so elusive, still don't answer to her till she gets the memo.

Withdrawal method. This is the best. Don't say nothing, just vanish.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Osisie(m): 6:58pm On Mar 13, 2019
BillGoldberg:
Guys, why is nobody talkin about this company giving drivers money every week? I swear, them don dash me 5k 2 times because I signed up as first drivers. I have even done 2 trips with them. Do you know how much percentage they take? 7%!!! For the first month, its even 3% they take.

Last week I mentioned Intercab ti take over. A morron here carried it on his head like gala. Funny enough, I have been enjoying free money with them even without working.

Guys, sign up now that they are still giving drivers money every week to promote them. Its real. Trust me.


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Office: 19b Adeyemi Lawson street off bourdillon road Ikoyi Lagos.

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Customer Care line: 070020162016

Android

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Apple

https://itunes.apple.com/ng/app/intercab-driver/id1436682212?mt=8

LETS US ALL SUPPORT�� OUR VERY OWN.

I signed up yesterday because someone told me about them and that he got 5k. I went to their office and they did all they had to do.

Bottom line, I didn't get any 5k.

And I dey vex because na wetin carry me go there in the first place.
I wish them all the best tho.

They gats work on their app. App is shitty.
And I thought Bolt's app was the worst.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Osisie(m): 8:20pm On Mar 11, 2019
BillGoldberg:


Tgiirl, you shouldn't have given that animal a response. In this life, there are those God created to remain sub humans and slaves for lives. There are those whose imbeccility is in there bloodline and they are meant to be doomed through all generations. Fact.

Do you know why I didn't respond to that imbeccile and another iddiot on this thread who keep on heckling me? Animals like them don't have a life outside social media. They are always lonely and dying. Thats why you see them attackin people at the slightest opportunity. The best thing is always to leave them to die in silence. They feel they can make friends by always subjugating people and bullyin people. In there minds, they need to have me as a friend or me talk to them. Thats why you see them always offering to buy me a drink after every attack. They don't even know they are risking themselves because: ONLY GOD FORGIVES; I DON'T!

The morron will not see where I said Intercab has been sending me money for free because they expect me to be happy being online even when there is no work. Even if you dont like them, why not go and claim free 10k by registering? This was the same gutter slave who attacked me when I said Intercab or any other app should be promoted because there is need for freedom on drivers by breaking Uber and Taxify dominance. The guy attacked me by saying how can I betray my source of daily bread. Can you imagine? Who told this gay Buhari cow that driving is my major source of income? Am a big business man on this forum with other monikers oo. Am not here to do an expose though.

If you ask that basstard who he voted, you will discover that it is Buhari. They are always happy poor ans broke. But na dem beg pass. Check well, you will notice that the useless cretin still lives with his parents and can't talk to me in real life.

He is of the opinion that I think through my anus but if I start showing my cars and house and businesses here with evidence, you will discover that he doesn't have an anus not to talk of thinking with it. But what do I know? Social media has made everybody a warrior.

If you check well, you will see that they are the ones attacking me always before I attack back.

People would say; why not ignore and be a gentle man. My answer is simple. Till when? I have this God given talent of defeating bullies even if it means killing them. If you leave them, they metamorphose into something more terrible.

If you are observant, there are those I never respond anyhow to on this forum or thread. Gazzuzz and you being some of them.


Bastard is single 's', sir.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Uber driver stabbed to death in New York by Osisie(m): 6:10am On Mar 05, 2019
wetdick:
why didnt he come and do uber in nigeria, he would have not been stabbed.... crying

Are you kidding me? I'm an Uber driver in Lagos but if I get the slightest opportunity to go do Uber in the States, I don japa be that. No go even think am twice.

It's more lucrative over there. They're slaving us down here.

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Family / Re: I Bought My Mum A Convertible Sport (pics,vid) by Osisie(m): 10:18am On Mar 04, 2019
Very funny.
What's she gonna do with a sports car?

grin grin grin

But this is a very kind gesture.
God bless you bro

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Romance / Re: Spending On Girls: My Little Advice To Guys by Osisie(m): 8:47am On Mar 02, 2019
lilmax:
when you see through breast,yansh, pretty face, sex, you will be in control of your life

Kindly explain.
Car Talk / Re: Ford Cars Quite Explicit by Osisie(m): 11:50am On Mar 01, 2019
Guys, I'm about getingba 2008 Ford Focus, but everyone is discouraging me concerning maintenance costs and spare parts availability.

Is this a reasonable fear? Shild I hold back?
How accessible are the parts and what maintenance costs should I expect?

Like, if my shocks get bad, will I be able to get a replacement in time in Lagos?
Romance / Re: She Broke Up With Me And Told Me I Am Destined To Be Poor by Osisie(m): 11:28am On Feb 28, 2019
Divay22:
PROVE HER WRONG !


*Modified*
Don't make her words taunt you into doing bad things or using illegal means to make money.. Follow the right way. It might be long or short but trust you'll surely get there.


If possible, get a carbon paper write her name and her surname boldly E.G
Blessing okeke (Her name and surname)
I (write your name and surname)
Will prove you wrong.
And place it on the wall. (Her words are likely gonna cause a lot of damages to you, most especially if you are thinking about it and things seems to be going slow, even if not often but you will subconsciously)



Don't let anybody's version of your life make you feel that's how your life should be.. (it's your life, you owe it, you rule it and you decide)
You're are the Architect of your life!



And Hey
Good news is that, she'll come back grin cheesy

SHE KNOWS THE NOW BUT YOU DECIDE THE FUTURE

I read this post and was screaming....who's this guyyyy??
Then I scrolled up to check the name and saw the female gender.

So girls wey get sense still dey this world
Na wa o
Romance / Re: Can You Date A Lady Who Cannot Cook? by Osisie(m): 8:31am On Feb 28, 2019
mickeyenglish:


Look at you.Better dont deceive yourself.I also had this your your notion.Right now,i'm in a relationship with a lady who doesn't know how to prepare the core yoruba traditional meals such as amala,semo,wheat etc apart from rice and spaghetti.Worst of all,she's also a Yoruba corp member like me and,in her mid 20s.Generally,i think its just sheer laziness on their part.Most of them with mobile devices won'teven view some Youtube tutorials on cooking but,wont relent to waste their data on instagram and snapchat.It's not as if some of them even have something to compesate their deficiencies as you still discover majority are still very shallow in thoughts and knowledge.That her good character you pointed out wont count when the time comes because,i dont see the use of a good character,when you cant cook,have no knowledge of the world or could arrive at very intuitive and logical conclusions in times that matter.

Post No Bill.

Bro, nothing bothers me more than a woman who has nothing to offer intellectually. That stuff scares me to death. I don't want to be married to a woman who has nothing upstairs, but the intelligent ones are either scarce or unattractive.

Sadly, all these girls know is makeup, Instagram, Twitter, Fashion. Nothing more. You can't have an important decision to make and seek their opinion, they'll just be looking at you like dummies.

Really sad. But they're pretty, wahala dey o
Romance / Re: Can You Date A Lady Who Cannot Cook? by Osisie(m): 8:27am On Feb 28, 2019
MRsoftapple:
Cooking is no longer a big deal.
There are YouTube videos and small books that teaches everyone how to cook different delicacies.

If she is willing to learn or not, it does not matter, there are women that knows how to cook but still employs chefs because of work and busy schedule.

Beyonce is worth almost half a billion dollar and she dont know how to cook, she is succesfully married with kids for more than a decade now.

Those female celebs that can win tournaments in cooking, some of them are divorced now, some are mere baby mamas.

How do you know Beyonce doesn't know how to cook??
You and her don stay same house before?
Or did Jayz complain his wife can't cook?
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Osisie(m): 2:03pm On Feb 26, 2019
nitigriti:


Exactly sir, the hustle has cast; especially for drivers under rentals

Lol, same gist wey una talk this time last year....."the hustle has cast". Fast forward 2019, some people don buy car.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Osisie(m): 1:39pm On Feb 26, 2019
sholmz:
Please can i use 2000 baby boy for uber and how much will i collect as rental?

Yes. Uber only.
10k weekly.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Osisie(m): 11:11pm On Jan 11, 2019
My name is Samuel Olabayo.

I need a car for weekly rental.
I'm actually looking forward to a long term mutually benefiting work relationship, as long as the car is sound enough.

There's enough experience under my belt.

07033333974.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Osisie(m): 3:16am On Dec 17, 2018
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Politics / Re: List Your Achievements, Agbaje Tells Sanwo-olu by Osisie(m): 9:41am On Dec 05, 2018
rEinCarNaTeD1:
PDP can never rule Lagos as long as Tinubu is alive - that's a fact.

You'd be surprised.....You'll be very surprised.

It doesn't cost God anything to take Tinubu's life, be careful what you wish for.

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Romance / Re: My Long Distance Relationship Of One Week Just... by Osisie(m): 9:20am On Nov 26, 2018
farano:
Smh..Everybody shouting it's too early for her to ask for money.. There's no right time to ask for money or sex in a relationship. I once dated a guy, I started dating him in the afternoon and that same evening, I asked for some money and he gave me. He was even happy I asked him for something..

That guy wanted to smash. And he was trying to hurry it up. undecided

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-olu Adjusts Campaign Structure, Appoints Ambode’s Aide As Director by Osisie(m): 9:02am On Nov 26, 2018
Jimi Agbaje for Governor.

Lagosians need to be honest with themselves.

Is Lagos beter off than it was 4 years ago?

Why are there so many heavy duty trucks on our roads, and the government does nothing about them?

Why do we still have fuel tankers plying the road at daytime?

Why is Lagos so dirty?

Why are our roads filled with so many ignored potholes?

What's really happening in Lagos?

How many hours do you spend in traffic daily due to the government's negligence and incompetence?
Does Tinubu use our roads? Or does he fly in a chopper?

Which road did Ambode take to LASU? Or he used a chopper as well?

Those guys that beg at the traffic lights in Lekki, is our government so blind that they do not see them? Is there nothing the government can do?

What are we doing about child labour? Out of school kids? What about employment? Crime rate.

Vote Jimi Agbaje, redeem Lagos!

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Politics / Re: Massive Crowd Turnout As Omoyele Sowore Campaign At Lagos Airport by Osisie(m): 7:48pm On Nov 23, 2018
princetom1:


Madam, hope u voting him too o, even if he doesn't win, lest send a clear message to the old hags, that we are awake and looking at them at a close distance... Long time, have u been the one missing or me... Don't be suprised u will see me in one of his campaign soon o, ah, wait o, u are not a Nigerian

Take It Back
Politics / Re: Massive Crowd Turnout As Omoyele Sowore Campaign At Lagos Airport by Osisie(m): 7:44pm On Nov 23, 2018
FBIL:

grin grin Some people reason with their anus. Sowora or whatever sounds Yoruba. He will divide SW votes, and not our SE/SS votes packaged for Atiku/Obi 2019.

With people like you, Nigeria may never get better.

By 2023, if Atiku eventually wins, APC will bring a strong opposition.....another old cargo. And by then of course, Atiku go don shit for church. And the circle continues......Nigeria is never free.

Guy, get sense na
Politics / Re: Massive Crowd Turnout As Omoyele Sowore Campaign At Lagos Airport by Osisie(m): 7:40pm On Nov 23, 2018
princetom1:


While u were sleeping, he already covered 30 states even before campaign start, go and watch NTA news tonight, maybe u will see his rally that went on in Kano today.... He can't win? Pls shift, talk another thing

Tell him.

I am just really surprised at how youths like us are downtalking someone who wants to lead a revolution.
It's not like the slowpoke will benefit anything from Atiku being President o.....

Una no dey watch American movies? Una no go like make Nigeria be develop like foreign countries?

Una never tire
Politics / Re: Massive Crowd Turnout As Omoyele Sowore Campaign At Lagos Airport by Osisie(m): 7:36pm On Nov 23, 2018
explorerwebs:
MY FEEDBACK TO #LETSGETNIGERIAWORKINGAGAIN.

Greetings to you HE Atiku Abubakar Atiku Abubakar, It is with admiration that I painstakingly read y(our) plans to #LetsGetNigeriaWorkingAgain. Permit me to commend the great job done sir.

Sir, just as you rightly said that “Access is not the only challenge facing the education sector: there are critical challenges with regards to quality, relevance and equity.” I will like to share my main points with you on the level of deterioration that our tertiary education curriculum is into now.

I grew up into the age of Internet, with so much joy as a little boy, I was tremendously glad to accompany my brothers to computer cafe centres to surf the internet. This opportunity enlightened and helped me see the possibilities of innovation in the computing world. I made the decision right from that age, that I would study Computer Science and also contribute my part to the development of Nigeria in terms of ICT Innovation.

I got admitted into the University with my dream high and lofty as I was lucky to be offered Computer Science. With so much enthusiasm, I was looking forward to getting my hands filled with IT skills that were in demand all over the world through my course modules. I never knew that I would be stuck with only theories and notes through out of my claimed “Computer Science Degree”.

In the twenty first century, it was PASCAL and some other “dead” programming languages that were taught in class with a blue moon practical class. It was frustrating, painful and absurd; it’s as if we were in step one while other developing and developed countries were in step 200.

Sir, to be candid, the state of our curriculum has rendered many of us subpar in comparison to our counterparts in developing and developed nations.

Education was to equip us with the right, current and practical knowledge not with out-dated knowledge. We paid for this education, via the sweat and sleepless night of our underpaid or unpaid parents, yet we were denied the right knowledge and skills that would position us as top talent in the IT world and other fields of study.

Many of us sold bread, sachet water on the streets just as you did sell firewood just to pay for our education, which we believed would make us better. It is unfair if we are still unemployable after graduation due to lack of hot skills in demand in the business world as we were never equipped with in school.

We were told to produce a project as requirement for graduation with emphasis on its contribution to the Academic body. We thought by working on projects like: Development of a record keeping system or Design and Implementation of student voting system will pave way for us in the corporate world, we never knew what we did and many are still doing is obsolete and has no significance to the corporate world.

Also, some of us were able to develop novel solutions that might have been awarded GRADE A in school and recommended for immediate journal publication for adoption by the concerned body, yet there is no light showing at the end of this tunnel - A case study of O.S Obaniyi, who developed a solution that can curb the incessant vices that has eaten deep in our education system such as cultism, malpractices etc. and put Nigeria as pioneer in using tech to curb vices in the academic space over other Africa nations.

Sir, without mincing words, there is a great gap between the acceptable in the education space and the “in demand” solutions of the corporate world.

Ordinarily, upon graduation students are supposed to hit the corporate world with their solutions and with right funding, become employer of labour if they chose to be, not with obsolete developed project work that many cannot even remember upon graduation.

After years upon years to attain a degree certificate in Nigeria – following the 6-6-4 education system. We never knew that to succeed again we have to start another school in the corporate world called “Internship” – where many employers don’t mind paying graduates N20, 000 per month. They say – you know you don’t have any skills, we will train you.

Without doubt, many young Nigerians dream has been thwarted by the result of poor academic curriculum, which in turn has rendered them unemployable. Most grow up with beautiful career dreams but it is painful to see that upon graduation many have become the opposite of what their dreams. Imagine dreaming to become a Pilot then becoming a Social Media Influencer or Natural hair seller or buy your MTN 1GB for N500 just to make ends meet.

It is very painful and if our education system were to stay the train, I’m afraid we will never be the giant; as the rightful empowerment of students with modern knowledge in their field of study will pave way for innovations that will make Nigeria work.

My resolutions:
• Let there be a total revamp of our education curriculum all over tertiary institutions, to make it match that of developed countries with readily available infrastructure for practical classes and well knowledgeable lecturers to teach and also who knows what they are teaching.

• In support of the above mentioned, let industry stakeholders (those who have deep knowledge on the present and future skills that will be in demand - the future jobs) be involved in the new curriculum development.

• Let students be mandated to start developing industry specific or business world solutions rather than ordinary academic fulfilment projects.

• Let industry stakeholders and Federal Parastatals be invited for final year project defence to pick brilliant solutions for mentoring and funding for growth and launch.

• Let all faculties/departments in the tertiary institution have a taste of Industrial Training/SIWES experience – not just science students alone. This will help to give every students a feel of working experience upon graduation and alleviate the no work experience, no job frustration.

• Let NITDA and all related bodies be evaluated using KPIs of impacts they are making among Nigerians, channel of communication to people and how effective, how many people gets to know about their initiatives (a case study of OIIE - Office of ICT Innovation & Entrepreneurship) etc.

• Let universities give people the courses they ask for, in as much they meet the requirements. This will put passion to proper use as most Nigerians are frustrated via the medium of reading courses they have no passion for, doing jobs they never dreamt of hence the lackadaisical attitude to work and innovation.

Let us save the future of Nigeria. Let us make our education system right, so frustrated graduates will not turn to the alternative of “Japaa” - the most trending decision among Nigerians now to run away to other countries to seek greener pasture. In so doing, we are losing our best brains with potentials to other nations.

This is just a clue of pains in the mind of Nigerian youths.

Let us get Nigeria working sir. Sincerely, I cannot wait.

Oluwajuwon Obaniyi.
A Concerned Nigerian youth.

Bro, you should be ashamed of yourself o.
Youth supporting Atiku.
Politics / Re: Massive Crowd Turnout As Omoyele Sowore Campaign At Lagos Airport by Osisie(m): 11:45am On Nov 23, 2018
EmirAbj:
Sowore My Guy Stop Wasting Your Money

Mumu, you obviously haven't been following.
He started a GoFundMe account to raise $2m. People donated the money he's using to campaign. People who want to see a revolution take place.

Not pessimists like you who would rather sabotage the future of your unborn kids and the next generation.

From your comment, I believe your candidate is either Buhari or Atiku......and you call yourself a youth.

You should be ashamed my nigga. You should be very ashamed!

*spits*

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Politics / Re: Massive Crowd Turnout As Omoyele Sowore Campaign At Lagos Airport by Osisie(m): 11:39am On Nov 23, 2018
postemail:


I am part of the rest of Nigeria. And I don't think we-the-rest should vote for Atiku or Buhari. There are other better aspirants. Enough of these old geezers!!!!

Pls can you raise your voice.....we at the back cannot hear you

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