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Christianity Etc › Re: How Could A Loving God Send Me To Hell? by Osisie(m): 7:04am On Sep 05, 2015

I am a Christian. But I don't like the idea of GOD punishing sinners.
I'm sorry, its just my opinion. And I think GOD may disagree with me.

Take a clue from Time. Have u noticed how it heals all our wounds and hurts?
Even if someone killed your mother, opver time, you'll eventually come to have to let go.

The agony of hell is too much for humans. Why create them only to suffer them for eternity huh

I mean non-stop everlasting.
Even I can't do that to my worst enemy.

If I could see GOD, I'll ask HIM destroy hell.

I know my Christian brethren would start lashing me now and saying how I'm not born-again or how I'm decieved. It's cool.

Some of u witness road accidents where people's brains are shattered and u can't even stand the sight of it. Imagine doing that to men for all eternity!!!

People say things like "no one can question GOD". And I wonder. If it's so, then why does the bible call HIM "Our Father"? Really, u can't question your father? Then ur father must be Idi Amin.

As for me, as long as GOD is my Father, HE has questions to answer.

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Romance › Re: My Boss Is Sleeping With My Girlfriend by Osisie(m): 11:45pm On Sep 04, 2015

Hazardd:
This is story look like a super story from Wale adenuga.... op, you forget to add something "we are nothing but pencil in the hands of the creator"

I swear down, u're high on some expired weed

Phones › Re: 6 Categories Of Mobile Network Customers. Where Do You Belong? by Osisie(op): 11:08pm On Sep 04, 2015

NwaAnambra:
chaiiiiiiiii op made my evening!!! absolutely hilarious.

Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe’s Daughter, Michelle, Gets First Modelling Job (Photos) by Osisie(m): 5:51pm On Sep 04, 2015

The colours are madt.

Ehen, that reminds me. People are actually out there in the real world doing stuffs and accomplishing things.

What are Nairalanders doing? Cos all I see here is constant daily competition for FTCs.

And then when someone gets to be FTC, they start doing "Thanksgiving Service" and shout outs.

Shey aiye le n se ba yen?

Crime › Re: Mother Of Three In NDLEA Net For Drug Trafficking by Osisie(m): 5:43pm On Sep 04, 2015

Mtcheeeew.
No Pinshure!

Go chop ur story, I no dey read.

Food › Re: A Big Snake Killed In My Compound Today (PIX) by Osisie(m): 5:24pm On Sep 04, 2015

TheHeGoat:
It squeezed the life out of the useless dog. It was probably about to swallow it before the useless people found it

U're a "useless" He Goat. lipsrsealed

No be me talk am o

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Food › Re: A Big Snake Killed In My Compound Today (PIX) by Osisie(m): 5:21pm On Sep 04, 2015

Eyop:
Heart attack I guess

I think it was Cardiac Arrest. cheesy

Career › Re: Urgent!!! Please which of the Federal Government Jobs Should I Take? by Osisie(m): 5:07pm On Sep 04, 2015

SpotlezDonald25:
Be contented with what you have!
Stick with ur current Job, and pay for ur promotions.

#itspotlez

U're the "stay safe" "play safe", "don't take a risk" kinda guy.

@op, explore. Take risks. Do something differently if u want a different result. Whichever moves u closer to ur dreams.

Career › Re: Urgent!!! Please which of the Federal Government Jobs Should I Take? by Osisie(m): 5:02pm On Sep 04, 2015

mrphysics:
God, I almost made FTC, I pray even as it pays ntn to d Dere, Holy Father just help me to b there so dat INTROVERT ND HER RELATIONS WILL KNOW DAT what dey can do, I can also do it in Jesus Name.... Amen:::::::::::::: @ op Go for University job, u will hav more time, better future nd job security Dere. remember BUHARI z in office so dey z no more awoof in d Federal works job. tink well brother, if I grow up I will like to b like u.

This poster is high on some holy weed... cheesy

Plus, he's probably unemployed lipsrsealed

Family › Re: Male TV Presenter Screams In Agony After Trying Child Birth Stimulator by Osisie(m): 4:49pm On Sep 04, 2015

HungerBAD:
Funny man.

There is a reason God created women to be women, you as a man cannot machine your way into feeling the pains of child birth.

Just like a woman cannot machine her way, into getting the discomfort in between the legs of a man in the morning.

Men should stick to manly things.

Early morning discomforts? What yhu talkin' 'bout, bruh huh

Phones › 6 Categories Of Mobile Network Customers. Where Do You Belong? by Osisie(op): 4:41pm On Sep 04, 2015

Straight to business......

1) A-Class: These guys are super duper rich. They never know how much credit they have cos they never have to recharge. All they do is make calls. Someone is employed to ensure their phones never run outta air time. They are folks like CEOs, Chairmen, and other big company owners or government company heads.

2) B-Class: These guys are also stinkingly rich, but are slightly lesser in power than the A-Class. They connect their bank accounts with their mobile network service providers. They too almost never keep track of their credit. The bank just keeps recharging for them.

3) C-Class: These guys are big boys too. But they buy recharge cards from retailers. They can buy like 10k air time at a go. Some even buy more. They are big spenders when it comes to recharging their phones. Only difference is they keep record of their credit and buy from retailers.

4) D-Class: Ok, you got the regular guys here. They also buy from retailers, but not so much. They buy like 1k or 1k5 at most. But hey, they do that very often. They too are almost never outta air time.

5) E-Class: You might wanna call this Economy Class cheesy

. These guys buy 100 naira or at most 200 naira airtime, only on fairly good days do they buy 400 naira or 500 naira worth. But just like D-Class, they do it regularly. And they monitor their credit a lot. Infact, they're record keepers.

6) F-Class: I don't know what to call these guys. They hardly ever recharge up to 200 naira. cheesy

It's steady 100 naira. Then when they buy credit for 200 naira and mistakenly scratch off a number, they will disturb customer care till forever. One other thing they do is borrow credit from the network. Then when it's time to pay, they'll refuse to recharge their phones. cheesy

BURSTED!

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Education › Re: Single Rotor-Helicopter Built By 6 Students Of CRUTECH (photos) by Osisie(m): 3:51pm On Sep 04, 2015

MadCow1:
CRUTECH must be the new UNIBEN. in terms of useless Universities.

That helicopter must be for Witches to fly with as I don't see how you want to steer a Helicopter without the tail rotor.

Plus did they fly it or is this like that UNIBEN car that never moved.

What does Cross Rivers (CRUTECH) and Benin (UNIBEN) have in common? - Witches and Wizards.

Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Kikiikaakakiikikakakikikaa
cheesy

This poster iyaf finish me o.
cheesy

Travel › Re: Another Container Falls In Lagos This Morning (Photos) by Osisie(m): 12:01pm On Sep 04, 2015

allanphash7:
Soroniyen

O ya mi lenu o

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Politics › Re: Helen Mukoro Is Presidential Candidate In Spain (Photo) by Osisie(m): 5:52am On Sep 04, 2015

She doesn't stand a chance.

Politics › Re: Helen Mukoro Is Presidential Candidate In Spain (Photo) by Osisie(m): 5:50am On Sep 04, 2015

She doesn't stand a chance.

She's black.

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Health › Re: Fake Female Medical Doctor Apprehended In Abuja (Photo) by Osisie(m): 2:29pm On Sep 03, 2015

Richie0974:
Chai!! Women.... Imagine the damage she would have done to people in the hospitals she had worked...

It wasn't stated that she did any damage. And I don't think she did looking from her resume.
If she's exceptionally good at what she does, she should be pardoned.

Christianity Etc › Re: Does God Exist? Reasons To Believe. by Osisie(m): 2:21pm On Sep 03, 2015

krattoss:
So because u cant explain all these , then u then attributed it to a god?

There are some things in life u'll never fanthom, bro. Not even science can explain.

Christianity Etc › Re: Does God Exist? Reasons To Believe. by Osisie(m): 2:15pm On Sep 03, 2015

Gejpresident:
Op may u die in this ember month

U will not see year 2016 for doubting almighty God

If men were God, for truth, there'll be no rain.

Why would u wish ur fellow man dead huh

Are u GOD?

Career › Re: Why I Love Marketing (selling) Jobs by Osisie(m): 9:46am On Sep 03, 2015

BULL.........................SHIT.

Business › Re: Shoprite Ibadan Imports Banana And Watermelon From Ghana And SA by Osisie(m): 9:43am On Sep 03, 2015

kinglekan:

Shoroniyen?

O ya mi lenu o.

Sports › Re: Vincent Enyeama Loses Mother To Death, Apologises For Missing Tanzania Game by Osisie(m): 9:07am On Sep 03, 2015

Damn! I just saw the news on Complete Sport frontpage as I was heading to work.
I shouted.

I don't even know what to say. I feel so bad abt this.

Politics › Re: Okorocha Lavishes Imo Magistrates With Car Gifts (Photos) by Osisie(m): 8:38am On Sep 03, 2015

ToyozzieTohBad:
K

U dey book space! Get sense na. Even ur signature dey betray u.

"I've Been Pretty Since Day One"

Take note and effect correction immediately.

Politics › Re: Okorocha Lavishes Imo Magistrates With Car Gifts (Photos) by Osisie(m): 8:34am On Sep 03, 2015

Holuwakemmy16:
The car suppose to be for those that cannot buy car not someone that can afford it,I don't know how some people do reason.

Most reasonable comment.

Politics › Re: Okorocha Lavishes Imo Magistrates With Car Gifts (Photos) by Osisie(m): 8:31am On Sep 03, 2015

Na that APC broom go sweep all these APCriminals.....AMEN.

God punish APC n PDP together.

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Nairaland General › Re: Buhari To Give Primary School Pupils Free Meals. by Osisie(m): 8:25am On Sep 03, 2015

ibolomo:
and why should they eat food that the common nigerian when their father dedicated almost 25 years of his life to the the nigerian cause staking his life and rising to the rank of General... Even if he isn't the president, his children don't deserve to eat normal food.

I wonder if u think b4 u type. Silly Biafran!

Nairaland General › Re: Buhari To Give Primary School Pupils Free Meals. by Osisie(m): 8:20am On Sep 03, 2015

How does one meal a day improve our economy?

See the kind of "food" they serve at NYSC camps. And that of IDP camps. I swear down, it's gonna be same with the school peeps.

Are school children now refugees? That a federal govt now makes it a national duty to feed them. How did we get to this point?

A govt that is supposed to be attending to more relevant issues are talking abt feeding primary sch kids!!!

I don tire for this country o. And some pple voted these mofos in. Smh

Business › Re: Shoprite Ibadan Imports Banana And Watermelon From Ghana And SA by Osisie(m): 7:27am On Sep 03, 2015

GOD said we should pray for our leaders.
So I pray for all Nigerian leaders/politicians, may GOD punish them severely for every pain they have caused this country.

May they reap heavily what they have sown.

They make me hate my own country and regret being born here.
Later, some mor.ons will be campaigning for these same politicians. Smh.

Nigeria is a hundred and one steps backward!!!

God punish APC and PDP together.

Rogues!!!

Business › Re: Shoprite Ibadan Imports Banana And Watermelon From Ghana And SA by Osisie(m): 7:13am On Sep 03, 2015

Shoprite and MTN should be driven out of Nigeria. Yes, quote me!!!

Travel › Re: The Shame Called Nigerian Embassy In Johannesburg, SA by Osisie(m): 6:02am On Sep 03, 2015

Wetin this op still dey do for SA? undecided

Niggaaa, u wan die? lipsrsealed

Come house b4 dem finish u o. angry

Health › Re: Share Your Toothache Experience by Osisie(op): 9:01pm On Sep 02, 2015

hopilo4life:
My guy na govt hospital oh,that is why i have not remove my.

Na wa o. So, if u extract 2, na 10k be dat. Hmmm. In Benue, it's 3k. U should do a search quickly so u remove that thing on time b4 it contaminates the others. Cos this one in my mouth is already bad, I can feel it.

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Health › Re: Share Your Toothache Experience by Osisie(op): 8:51pm On Sep 02, 2015

hopilo4life:
Please which state are u and which of th teeth did u remove? Over here in Benin X ray is like #1500 then to remove ur molar or premolar teeth is like #5000 for one,even after doing x ray.

Those people should fear GOD na. Is that price for a private hospital? If yes, u should go to a govt hospital.

Health › Re: Share Your Toothache Experience by Osisie(op): 8:47pm On Sep 02, 2015

salveoP:
It actually depends on d health institution. Mine was abt 1,700 per tooth excluding x ray and hospital card charges...I think it should b less in federal hospitals...

There's this private dental clinic close to me in Ikoyi, but I refused going there cos I assume their charges would be super high. I'll be ready for the extraction by the weekend.

Which hospital in Lagos is best? In terms of price, experience & expertise of the dentist.

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