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Ok, an albino just walked pass me as I was going through this thread. So he immediately caught my attention.

I stared at him till he was out of sight. The guy be like half cast.m spotless. Very handsome. Only problem is he seems shaky, like a lil bit unstable (not gallant like a man).

And I remember one girl like that in my faculty....everybody just dey trip for her. I can't flaw albinos. They didn't ask to be born.

I LOVE THEM.

The NEPA situation is very terrible in that axis of Lekki where Timi lives.

Why won't something be done quickly?

Even in this picture, it's obvious there's no light.

Omo, forget that yarn abeg. I like that kind of "poverty". Dem for come Nigeria na. The pikin for reason d matter differently.

Cutehector:
lmao... "Mans wisdom" do u think God looks at the number of people in d world as excess? Kai....

Can someone tell this guy to shut his mouth pls. I bet u already ate some food, oh yes u got a smartphone. And u have data on it. So, at least u could afford all that.

Some of us can't afford a day's meal.

U have no idea what people go through on a daily. U should take a trip to Niger Republic or the Asian world.

Ever heard the term Missionary? Not the ones u see on church buses o.

Those guys go to FEED hungry folks.

Ever heard of Mother Theresa?

Abeg, no make me vex o. GOD takes care of u.....good thing. But not everyone gets that lucky.

NB: Pls, nobody should quote me o, b4 I transfer aggression on top ur head this morning.

This world is a terrible place. I would probably assume it a mistake. Nothing works. Every thing just falls apart. This life is the real hell.

Was man created to suffer?

And let these atheists not come here and start lecturing me how man wasn't created o. Cos no be that one carry me come here.

I'm simply frustrated and angry and the way life turns out. I wish the world ends soonest, make all of us dey go back to wherever it is we came from.

The other day I almost hung myself, didn't have the liver to do it. Life is unbearable, yet death doesn't seem a better option.

Human creation was probably a mistake!

I rest my case.

Life is hard when you're black but it's much worse when you're African.

Mizblinks:
The number of zeros in my bank account.... *grin*

See the kind of kids we raise.....
U guys called GEJ corrupt, I guess he simply got lucky. Smh

Why make quotes as if those were the young girl's exact words.
I doubt she understands the meaning of most of the words used. Plus the sentences are almost faultless......coming from a 13 year old northern girl.

The black dude in that photo is gay.....

Someone once said the average Nigerian is more intelligent than the president.

Just like the game of football, spectators are quick to point fingers and throw stones. But if they step on the field of play themselves, they'll then realize how uneasy the game really is and learn to commend the efforts of the players.
As they say, uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.

I wonder if this is also true about politics. Will you perform any better if you occupied Aso Rock?

What would you hope to achieve if you were Nigeria's president?

kachai:
I pulled out a molar last year. Trust me, tooth ache is more painful than the pain from the extraction. In my own case, I begged the doctor to remove the tooth quickly before the pain from the tooth kills me.

Bro, my exact case. It's the last one on my left. I have stopped chewing with that side for months now. The right side has been doing all the work.

Only recently, d pain took a different dimension....unbearable.

How do u cope with d gap in there?
Cos that's what I'm worried abt....having a gap.

Mariojane:
What is the big deal with inviting Pasuma? Is it not a church? What right do they have to condemn human? Who knows maybe the Pasuma is holier than them. Afterall music is his source of livelihood, what if by inviting him he can change for good and change his style of music. That is, if he is not better than them.

People should stop condemn others cos through your condemnation your are sinning while the person you are condemning is living his life. He is invited to church he can't bring naked girls to dance there, he is wiser than that, you should have allow him come before condemning or suspending your pastor.
Nigerians Christians are acting more Catholic than the Pope.

In all honesty, I don't know what people are complaining abt. I don't see anything wrong with inviting Pasuma.
I may be wrong tho.
GOD can save any man. And Pasuma will draw many folks, whom GOD may just change....u never know.

I stand to be corrected tho, I may be very wrong abt this.

Mariojane:
What is the big deal with inviting Pasuma? Is it not a church? What right do they have to condemn human? Who knows maybe the Pasuma is holier than them. Afterall music is his source of livelihood, what if by inviting him he can change for good and change his style of music. That is, if he is not better than them.

People should stop condemn others cos through your condemnation your are sinning while the person you are condemning is living his life. He is invited to church he can't bring naked girls to dance there, he is wiser than that, you should have allow him come before condemning or suspending your pastor.
Nigerians Christians are acting more Catholic than the Pope.

In all honesty, I don't know what people are complaining abt. I don't see anything wrong with inviting Pasuma.
I may be wrong tho.
GOD can save any man. And Pasuma will bring folks, whom GOD may just change....u never know.

I stand to be corrected tho, I may be very wrong abt this.

I remember in 2013 in Benue state when a dog or some dogs ran after me.

I was holding my blackberry in my hand, I used it as a stone and threw it at the dog/dogs.

And I was screaming......running for my dear life.

eipreel:
The only painful aspects are the injection you'll be given on your gum.

Injection is painful on skin....talk more of gum!!!

kkjoy:
Pulling your tooth shldnt be a problem if you go to a well experience qualified dentist.. I've removed 2 teeth and believe me I eat anytin I want 2hrs after extraction..
Extraction is just the only way to end the pain

Molar? Do u still chew meat?

Freecocoa, how are u?

Atheism rests on a very solid ground and I respect that. Plus, I love it when people reason properly and not just follow like zombies.

The problem is no one can really prove the existence of GOD.
You don't PROVE it, you FEEL it.

If u've ever been in love, u'll agree with me that feelings is not something one can easily explain.

I hope this helps.

What is this thing with Atheists and God?

Apparently, without GOD there'll be no atheists. Atheists need something to disprove - GOD.

So, Atheists need GOD to stay relevant....of course for all the wrong reasons.

*In 2face Idibia's voice*
One Love, Nothing dey Happen

Have u ever pulled out a tooth?

What's the best remedy for tooth wahala?

What is it like after removing a tooth? Are u still able to chew properly?

Pls, help! I'm about pulling out mine.

myopinion2011:
If APC used corruption as one of their points to campaign against Jonathan/PDP, it confirms that they knew all that before elections and yet promised all that. I guess they shld av prepared on Hw to fulfill all those promises. Lai Mohamed still campaigning and lieing after elections.

Pls, is it Lieing Mohamed or Lie Mohamed?

johnydon22:
I like this

Ok, even Yemi Alade's Johny admits!

Good reasoning.

5minsmadness:
Its amazing how you atheists lap up stories from your white masters without questioning them. On one hand you laugh at the black man for not questioning the faith the white folk brought to Africa's shores, calling it made up, illogical and silly. On the other hand you still follow this same white man without question, rejoicing in the stupidity of his shallow thinking and biased reasoning.



Are you saying in the whole army of the isrealites there wasn't a single slinger? If the slingshot was so deadly as your white shallow atheist says, why didn't one of the so called skilled stingers simply approach Goliath and put an end to the fight? Why let an inexperienced little Shepherd boy who had little to no known experience using said sling for warfare in the first place?

Unless you are saying there were no slingers in the isrealites army(which cancels Ted's reasoning) then you have to admit that Goliath was so formidable even the slingers were afraid of him(thus also cancelling Ted's illogical reasoning).



You don't chose your opponents weapon in a war. So if a slinger came forth from the isrealites army would Goliath had turned tail and run cos he wasn't carrying a slingshot as well? Also if Goliath wanted "hand-to-hand" combat, he wouldn't have come with his shield and spear.
And don't dare mention his shield and spear being too heavy for him; if it was, why would he carry it to battle in the first place. Do you think he became the Philistine champion by measuring height and weight? No! He did it by becoming one of the most deadly, ferocious and unconquerable foes the enemy could face. So lying that Goliath was simply a clumsy oaf with acromegaly is a lie straight from the pit if he'll and illogical to boot.

I know you will be in a hurry to respond. Be patient. I'll be right back. Perhaps this will be a good time to think of sine logical excuses to cover your asses in believing this nonsense cooked up by an atheist nobody.

Damn!
GOD Bless u real good, bro.
Wonderful reasoning. Me sef no even think go that side.
It's ok to be an apologist.

You no longer just worry about which religion is false and which is true.

You now also worry if religion itself is true.

Toks2008:
Well it might come as a surprise to you that you wiill do all the skating you can imagine and ofcourse there are all kinds of sports in heaven except violent sports like boxing wrestling and the likes.

I know some will ask me if i have been there but just as John was caught up to see heaven,there have been other people who have been there and their stories are the same.

U sure? Games and sport are man made inventions. What makes u think any man made stuff gonna be in Heaven?

I know nothing is worth the price of my soul but I can't but admit I'll miss basketball, skates and ewa agoyin. (Local beans).

Who Will Judge The World?

The Christian God or The Muslim Allah?

johnydon22:
Aaaaaaah finally someone who loves basketball...

but wait imagine doing the same thing for 100, 500, 100,10000, 1000000,10000000,10000000000, 10000000000000, 10000000000000 years keep counting none stop and tell me if it makes any sense to you!

Ehen....u must be one of those Black Atheists....
I no fit shout o

BigElEddy:
I pray, then I go out and answer my own prayers by myself with hard work. I am the "master key"

Are u kidding

U must be joking.

*Modified*
I want a mansion in Heaven.
Pls, Live A Holy Life.
THE KING SOON RETURNS....

Toks2008 , we make a thread in August, it makes fp in December. NL mods, I HAIL UNA!

ladyF:
True.....I seriously hope I am found worthy on my day of judgement undeserving as I am.

I hope there is chocolate in heaven sha

What happened to "It's LadyF again"?

Kano Pillars.....

Nothing for u guys this season sha.
Eyimba has the league locked down.

Pillars won't even make it to the CAF Champions League.

Like Kano Pillars, like Chelsea.

If you are a Nigerian, there's a huge chance you referred/refer to all beef rolls as "gala".

Gala is actually the name of a brand of beef roll.


UAC Foods must at this point step up their game.
Only recently somebody asked me to buy him sausages and then he said "pls, buy me anyone but gala.

I thought I was the only one who had started avoiding the product. All these new brands seem to be offering better quality while UAC remains adamant.

So, guys, what's your favorite brand of beef rolls? And have u also noticed the decline in quality of gala of late?

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funlord:


An accurate pont blank shot to your face from a sawed off 12 gauge shot gun will do nicely! I hope you have enjoyed the attention you so desired!

U think it is attention I seek? May u never experience what I'm going tru.
Many thanks.