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cooldood:
Hello good people,

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Cheers.

Hello, I'm interested. Pls is this offer still open?

Pls, who knows where or how I can get an IED?

This may sound weird, but please DO NOT GO TO A DENTIST! All they ever do is extract your tooth, one after the other. How old are you? How many more teeth would you extract?

Here's the thing, every time you extract a tooth, the worms move to the next tooth. Boom! Before you know it, you no longer have molars.

Toothache is caused by worms living in your teeth. Don't be deceived, every body has them. You feel pains because they have become excess and have started drilling your tooth.

I guess the logical thing to do here is to bring out the worms, right? RIGHT! But the Dentist doesn't do that, why? Because he can't. Yeah, that's right, HE CAN'T!

Good news is....... I CAN. it's just like deworming yourselves after every 3 months. My herbal treatment would bring out the worms and you would see them with your own eyes.
And Bingo! Your toothache becomes history.

I wanna help people everywhere to get out of toothache permanently because I also walked down that road....... and it wasn't funny at all. I was always skeptical about extracting my tooth. So I never did. Until I found this herbal magic that brought permanent healing. Now I wanna share it with everyone.

Pls, send me a mail at sammy_foster58@yahoo.com
or call 08056123313.

DO NOT EXTRACT YOUR TOOTH!

Cc lalasticlala

foolinlove:
YES.

We've all been broken at some point. But broken crayons still colour the same. You will love again. I promise.

HardMirror:
Very informative. Don't know why everyone is hyping wizkid, he is trying but he aint a legend yet. Being featured by american acts is fantastic for his career, but it's not a statement that he would be a music icon of academic or historical relevance.
Sunny ade,
Fela,
Sikiru adepoju,
Victor owiafo,
Raskimo,
Onyeka owenu
And maybe Tu face, are the real Nigerian icons.

Where's Asa?

Icemany:
You are re.tarded! Downright retarde.d!

I'll remind of this statement when the time comes.

Wait o, I don't understand. Sahara Reporters are in New York, and they're always reporting this and that about Nigeria. Are they jobless or what?

tosyne2much:
What I can deduce from the whole drama is that the girl doesn't want to date you but only heaping praises on you as a kind, gentle, intelligent, rich and loving person bla bla bla, so that you will not have the impression that she tampered with your self esteem by declining your proposition


So don't get so fly when a lady is heaping praises on you alongside stating reasons as to why she can't date you


Welcome to friendzone bro

Kikikikiki.....Guy u wicked.

post=46195404:
It seems the Governor does not appreciate the pout the artiste added to his face.......


What do you think?


http://www.newshelm.com/2016/06/caption-quizical-glare-on-gov-ambodes.html

Op, u are lying o. That painting at Salvation bus stop, Opebi. I used to work there, so I'm very familiar with the environment. And the background of Ambode is not Salvation bus stop o.

But, I guess u're the artiste or u're trying to promote the artiste.

That picture was taken in a boys hostel. Imho, though.
Those who stay or stayed in hostels can attest.

Op sure needs an English class.

Dauntless15

Op, I mentioned you to be double sure you'll read my post.

I just wanna say.............







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GOD BLESS THE WOMB THAT HELD YOU!!!






You just made my day with that Livestock thing.
My school is on strike(KSU) and I volunteered to teach in a secondary school where teachers were urgently needed. They gave me Animal Husbandary and Agricultural Science. Those are the subjects I teach. And it has opened my eyes to the money spinner called Livestock farming.

I think I wanna jump into it.

2015 first semester, we went on about 8 weeks strike.

2nd semester they said they were renovating.....(At least we all saw that was a scam, nothing special that was done that couldn't have been done while school was on session). They had us stay away for another 8 weeks.....I added 4 weeks personally though, man must hussle.

We ended up using a whole year for just one session, just one single freaking session.

This is 2016, the new VC, as rumour has it, said we were to run 3 semesters in a year.
We all got excited about that. But then, just as we were to commence our first semester exams, they struck again.

2015 is about to repeat itself this year.

My question is......what do they do with all that school fees we pay? That fund is more than enough to pay all the lecturers over and over and over and over again.

We just wanna learn.

Those of you who would like to be poor and stay poor, here are 10 good tips to help you achieve that. On the other hand, avoid them if you intend to become rich....or at least comfortable.

1. Never wake up early. Keep stretching and
turning in bed until you get too hungry to
continue dozing. If there are no
bedbugs, why hurry to get up?

2. Never plan how to spend your money.
Whenever you get money, start spending it right
away and when it's finished,
you try to count and recall how you spent it.

3. Don't think of saving until you have real big
money. How can you save when you earn so
little? Those telling you to save are not
sympathetic to your burning needs.

4. Don't engage in activities usually reserved for
the "uneducated".
How can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade,
network marketing or homebased production?
That's for people who
never went to school!

5. Don't think of starting a business until an
angel comes from heaven and gives you capital.
How do they expect you
to invest before you get millions? Even though
more than half the businesses in your town were
started with little
capital, you as a smart person can only start
with millions.

6. Complain about everything except your own
attitude and laziness. Blame the system, the
government and the banks
that refused to lend you money. They are all bad
and do not want you to get rich.

7. Spend more than you earn. To achieve this,
buy consumer products on credit and keep
borrowing from friends and employers.

8. Compete in dressing. Make sure you're
wearing the latest clothes. Intimidate the
congregation with your trendy
fashions every Sunday. Whenever your neighbour
buys a new phone, you get one
that is more expensive.

9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs
more than three times your yearly salary.

10. Give your children everything they ask for
since you're such a loving parent. They should
not struggle for anything because you do not
want them to suffer that way, they will grow up
lazy and hence poor enough to ensure they can't
help you at old age

Pls, what does the thread say? I couldn't read it....no time.

I'm supposed to be reading my bible. But see me here going through these empty pages of the net. I need to wake me up.

lestat:
Get you facts straight you gender confused retardd . It's all over the web the show has been cancelled and that's why dstv pulled it.. the fact is even in America no one wants to watch a transgender host a show!!!

‘I Am Cait’ Low Ratings Lead To Caitlyn Jenner Show Cancellation

http://www.designntrend.com/articles/72734/20160325/cait-low-ratings-lead-caitlyn-jenner-show-cancellation-blames-kris.htm

Your signature bro, what does it really mean?

November 10.

stexsy:
I never knew she is a graduate
Nice one Tiwa

Dude, seriously

My papa naim teach me. Wasn't funny, mehn.

Hold up.....is he serious? I think ama be needing a wife asap.....
Hold up.....is he serious? I think ama be needing a wife asap.....

horsepower24:
Old gist...



BTW I have an issue I wish to bring to the attention of Nairalanders.

A mod banned me for 5days for using the word meagre to describe someone. I don't know how that is an abusive word.
Anways, as a reasonable fellow, I sent several mails to the mod explaining myself but got no response from them.

Now we blame our leaders for the misuse of power, yet it happens under our noses. (Cos the someone was a friend to the mod)

The reason for the 'ranting' is that I followed due process and mailed the mods severally which they ignored. So what's the essence of that option if it's as good as useless? Remember, power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Dude, I don't know you o. I don't know whatever transpired neither. But haven read ur post, I can tell u're really intelligent. I can almost smell it.

Go, and Be Single no more.

I was really sick and admitted to the hospital. I just got disvirgined, without a condom. *u should know, I regret this. Not the 'without a condom', I regret doing the act*

The doc ran a test without my conscent. He only told me after he had done it. My heart was in my mouth. He noticed my anxiety, but then he confirmed I was negative. I almost warned him never to try it with me again.

How often have we started new years hoping we'll become better, drop that bad habit, work on ourselves, quit social media, build better lives, quit pre-marital sex, get closer to GOD.

Have you ever made new year resolutions? How'd it go for you? Do you believe in it?
Share Your views.

Ghen ghen

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sukkot:
speak for yasef. some of us live in eko atlantis and banana icelan. we eat shawarma and chapman for brekfas

Doesn't still stop u from being a victim of "accidental discharge" from our trigger-happy police officers.

Ewo lo kan wa ba yi o?

Issokay

A