₦airaland Forum

This election is slated for Nov 2015. The world is expected to shake in Sept. Should we be concerned with politics or with impending doom.?

sukkot:
yup but who is Jesus ? the bible is a very complex book to understand. it is written in allegory. Jesus is the word of God. the spirit of God. the return of Jesus is a return of the spirit of God on earth. the ressurection of certain men who are the saints who are on earth now. the return of the earth to righteousness and a reversal of fortune. the first shall be the last and the last shall be the first. africa is getting ready to be the first. the saints of God are black men. if you read the bible well you will see this fact. the white man has had his turn to enjoy now its ours

Whoa! Slow down, bro. Didn't Jesus say all eyes shall behold HIM coming in the sky? And how is GOD's saints the black race? Was not the black race cursed by Noah?

sukkot:
perilous times bro. but the good news is that the sun will start to shine on africa. one is lifted up while another is destroyed

Sun shines on Africa? What does that mean? Isn't Jesus supposed to return?

JESU!!!!!!!!!!!

idris4r83:
Sokoto Ko maiduguri ni.

but cost of living is considerable lower there o.

PRINCENWAEZE:
Farewell for the applicants

nobody wan die o. Job of death. Make the abokis apply.

Op, hope say u don get work now o. Cos na job hunting u been dey come from.

But u get mind sha. Really funny. That guy must not catch u ever....otherwise, u go sabi d odour wey dey commot from ur yarnsh. I swear down!

They say never look into a woman's bag. But what's really in there?

Whoever wrote this is either a rapper or has good knowledge of poetry. That's a punchline. #creative

School is a fucking waste of time. I swear down, once u can read, write n speak good English, u're good to go.

4 years in the university is not a ticket to success. Find ur passion and chase it early.

My friends who didn't go to school are already breaking into the music industry, while I sit daily and watch my career/talent drown. I hate school.

The other day, my friend who started a car wash was showing me his acc balance. 1.4million. Plus 3 land properties. And a Hummer bus. I almost ran mad. He's just 22. Me, dey here dey pursue degree.

Abeg, school is a fucking waste of time!

My dad was the best in sch. Todat, he's struggling. That man is a gifted artist. At his old age, he's just chasing his dreams. Going to stage exhibitions in his late 50s. Yet, they force us to sch. I've got passion for other things. But, sch wastes ur time, by d time u're finally out, all u can think of is gettin a job. No more abt chasing ur dream.

Holl'upn holl'up. Holl'op.
Gerara here mehn......shiiiii

I swear down, she's only able to get away with this cos she's rich. If one hungry girl tries this ehnn.....

SSGUniport:
So the Contestants In APC like Preye Aganaba and Timipre Sylva are not Ijaw because they are in APC

So,Jimi Agbaje is not Lagosian cos he belongs to PDP? Even Ambode is not a Lagosian.
Wasn't it Tununbu that said we shouldn't vote for Agbaje that he's an old man n would be sleeping in the office.
Yet endorsed elderly Buhari....72. So, Buhari won't be sleeping in office, shey?

I'm amazed that u still vouch for politicians. Both APC n PDP are criminals. Politicians are all abt themselves. U're mistaken when u think they love u.

Light never stable o

JESUS IS MERCIFUL, JESUS WILL SAVE.

AngryNigerian:
since itz coming from Tony Silva...den I take it with a pinch of salt!

AngryNigerian, why art thou upset? With whom art thou mad?

creebhills:
lol as i can see you are hausa abi

That's YQ, bro. Had a hit track with Dagrin then.

I swear Enyeanma has lost his slot.

Politicians and their deadly lies...

dougivilla:
So you still believe that scam. You still trust politicians?

GEJ: I had no shoes

PMB: I have no foreign bank account.

Na Who be mumu?

Guy, ur head dey there. I don't support any fvking body. All of them are mofos.

But folks would turn blind eyes at their "hero's" lapses. It's 2015 and people still get decieved by politicians.

tola9ja:
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PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI ( 2015 - 2023)



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How are u so decieved? I love Buhari too. But stop letting politicians fool u, bro.
Even the common man onn the streets has more than one bank acc. Talk more of a president.

I like Buhari tho, but don't be a fool and be foolish. No politician is a saint. They're just like lawyers.

That man sitting on the Emir's left in the second picture....is that his abobaku?

They should watch him closely o
Cos the Emir looks fragile

Seun:
That's awful but its still nothing compared to what's been going on in the north east.

Abeg na the Seun Osewa be this?
So, im sef dey bookspace.

First time wey I go see am post for thread live.

Abeg na joke I dey o.....

phemiteb1:
YOUR BOSS nko ?

For real o. Don't mess with ur boss. U never know what kinda trouble his wife gave him at home.

PREPARE TO MEET THE LORD!

The guys within
I don tire for these kine news

Whatever u do, just don't have sex with him. Niqqa ain't urs no more!

Whether u die for Florida or u die for Abeokuta, all na die.
I'm not sorry. They've been chopping money since. People are out on the streets suffering daily.

They be like "retuen our money"

Likewise, someday Nairaland too would be history.
Even facebook doesn't pull as much weight as it did b4.

Anyone remembers Myspace? Hi5? Eskimi?

In other news....I met my current girlfriend on 2go way back in 2011. And the thing is looking serious. We seem to be heading for the altar.

2 things are involved here.

1) It's most certainly a marriage of convenience. Trust me, this lady would be gone once Osho stops being relevant.

2) She's definely having some young, handsome fresh dude somewhere doing all the extra work for her "down below".

This looks like child abuse