₦airaland Forum

LadyBeee:
marriage is not the ultimate thing in life, u uncultured son of a bitch

I had sex with a pregnant girl, does this count as a threesóme?

godsfin:
Hot looking sexy lady; if you are warned that she's HIV positive and carrier of STDs will you still go in?

Hell yeah!!! I am 60 years, I don't think I would be getting that many opportunities to dick a young gorgeous girl like that.

Yeah, you can call me a dirty old man, because I am a senior doesn't mean I don't get thirsty.

alezzy13:
Is THAT the way you look? I'm not like that ooo

Hit the streets and see for your self.

WaffenSS:
Union Bank is primitive

In a nation prone to theft and illicit dollar transactions including money laundering, you still went ahead and engaged scruffy looking civilians to move around millions of dollars so casually.

If the transaction was not dubious the EFCC would've been well informed.

This is election season. We all remember how a certain minister moved billions in 2 airplanefull flights to Ekiti.

There has to be a better way of moving cash, not this caveman and suspicious approach.

That is the problem with you people, what has the way they look have to do with the situation at hand? It was very clear EFCC was lazy in the way the went about it. Last time I checked most Nigerians look like that.

MrBrownJay1:
When some women out there have chop your food at the restaurant, gotten gifts and recharge cards, and have asked/received money from you, you really do think that some men give a damn wether she is wet or not?!?!?! The only sure thing here is that someone is gonna get bleeped!

I bet you treat your white woman like that, nigga is she a hoe?

MannieA:
my dear,I thought I was the only one angry at how confused he is. Don't waste your energy again.He should believe whatever he wants.One day, he will come to Nairaland and confess that THERE IS GOD.

MannieA my sweet tomato, if you are here then who is running heaven! Your Daddy must have been a thief, he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes.

I hope you got bandaid because I bruised my knee falling for you.

Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza!!!

Ladies in the house, buy a rim job get one free. Merry Christmas.

khiaa:
You are so cute, are you going to cook a holiday meal for me?

Oh yeah, nothing fancy just rice and stew, a bottle of coke. You and me at my place, we could watch a couple of movies afterwards. How about that?

khiaa:
Well, Yahuwah (The Most High) said not to put any God before him, not to make any engraving images of the earth nor the ocean, so according to the word, he is telling us to only worship him. Thank Yahuwah you are not of a one-track mind.

So, what are you going to do this holiday? You can hang out with me.

khiaa:
The Bible was written to show us the wrongs and rights of man, it was meant to be an example of how we should live our lives, what to do and what not to do but man turned it into a religion. Most people worship the bible (a book)more than they do Yahuwah.

I see, but I don't believe God wants to be worshipped, sounds like God craving for attention, is that not condescending?

MissRaine69:
Well all I can say is your optimism is rather endearing all the best in finding an orifice for you to nut in. Pray it is a human one.

I like you, you are clever. I don't know about orifices, I am strictly for vaginas but I can give a rim job on demand, my CV is pretty impressive, hu?

khiaa:
None, I worship the Most High spiritually (from my heart and soul) not from a building made by man. You do realize that the church is within you so you worship Yahuwah no matter where you are.

That is reasonable, I have always had doubts about God as described in the Bible and some other religions as well.

MissRaine69:
Maybe it’s time to become a priest.

Not really, I am positive I will keep going, you know the law of large numbers, the more the number of trials the more likely a random event is going to happen. Probability says so.

Come 2019, I am going to nut in one of you girls.

MissRaine69:
Do you need bail money? A lawyer?

I joined nairaland early January to get my dick wet, guess what, it's mid December and I am still a virgin. I cried my self to sleep last night, I can't do this anymore.

khiaa:
I don't celebrate Xmas.

What church do you attend?

khiaa:
Whatever.

I just told Santa I want to have you for Christmas, do you think Santa can make it happen?

You can see I am on a first-name basis with Santa, he is like my homie back in the days, i am really looking forward

MannieA:
sorry to say...but I hope you know u don't have too much sense like DAT? I asked u a question.. why are u scared of hell...answer my question..instead you are bringing another thing inside....why are u scared of hell

MannieA how are you holding up?

I want to reason with you a little beat, the idea of hell and evil seem to pose a serious problem to the existence of God. Except God is not all the things the Bible claim God to be, I find it hard to reconcile these suggestions; I have loved before, I know the feeling. You can't be loving and have hell out there for people to get grilled indefinitely, not when you have taken your time to put such beautiful creatures together. Talking about beautiful creatures, you are hot, can I get your number?

Valerie47:
And who are you again? You see Nigeria is better off without senseless people like you.

Is that a cartoon version of you? In my Vaseline days I would have busted a nut or two just looking at that.

MariaLavina:
Lol... Let me ask you this? When you were little didn't your mum or dad have a specific tool of punishment hung in a place no one must touch? Were you given the same punishment for all offenses? The greater the trespass the higher the punishment, the older the offender is the most severe the punishment is I believe was the case then. Equate it to what happened in heaven.

Hell wasn't originally created for Man.It was created for Lucifer and the fallen angels. He was created when one of the arch angels ( Lucifer) rose against God. And I believe even in earthly kingdoms there is no offense greater than treason. We Lucifer lost his glory and was sent down to earth , he began to carry out his failed mission in heaven on earth. He went after Humans. He knows God loves them so much and forgive them a lot, this hurts him so much. That is why he kills , steal and destroy. He wants Humans for himself, he wants to take as much as possible to hell with him. Then God sent Jesus to save us. Christ has died, defeated the devil for us, and rose to heaven to prepare a place for us. It is our choice to either accept him and be saved or to reject him and be condemned. It is a choice. But he is coming back for his own.

Btw Lucifer doesn't have a soul. He is a spirit

Why are we going cycles here, according to the Bible God designed hell, true or not?

According to the Bible he created humans, true or not?

According to the Bible God is omnipotent(unlimited power), omniscient (knowing everything), true or not?

According to the Bible God is love, true or not?

According to the Bible hell is a place of never ending torment and damnation, true or not?

Do you see the problem here, if you are all knowing how can you make a faulty creation? Why would you punish your creation for your mistakes? How can you be love and yet subject your failed creation to never ending damnation?

That is stone-hearted and chilling to me. Makes no sense, of course it doesn't because it's all crap or at least most of it is.

Please, come up with intelligent arguments.

MariaLavina:
It hurts me to say this : God should never have created Man. Most of you are bunch of ingrates.

God created human differently from other creatures, isn't he loving?
He gave man dominion over all creatures, isn't that love?
He placed them in paradise, a beautiful garden with all things going well. Isn't that love?
He came down to fellowship with Man, Is that not love.
How did man repay him? Disobedience!
Still he clothed them and still guide them even outside the garden.
He came to Abraham, No be love? But how did man repay him? They turned to Baal and worship Satan.
Even at that, he sent his only begotten son to bring us back to him. Which love wan pass this?

The hell was made for the fallen angels and Lucifer,and humans who chose to follow Lucifer. This same God that made hell, made heaven even sent his son down to earth to rescue humans. For all have sinned and fall short the glory of God. God sacrificed his son for us. isn't that loving?

One thing you ungrateful lots should know is God is God. It takes him nothing to wipe us all out of this earth and raise stones to worship him. No one will question him. But for his eternal love he spared us and gave us a way to salvation. If you so much distaste hell, follow Jesus Christ and be saved.

Do you understand what is hell? You can't have love in you and still conceive a place as terrible as hell, not when you are omnipotent and omniscient. As dumb as I am, I can come up with several effective punishments for disobedience. To cast a soul into eternal fire is stone-hearted and chilling.

chiommy123:
where did you meet all the Igbo's to arrive at this your conclusion?

That's​ right sis, she's​ not met me yet, my cóck does not discriminate.

Ilamina:
Igbos suck

I am Igbo and if you are a girl I will still fúck your pussy with my cóck, your tribe doesn't matter to me. Are you down for a life changing fúck?

MariaLavina:
If you don't believe in God, heaven or Christ isn't it better if you don't blaspheme so you won't ruin your grace of salvation if their existence turn out to be true.

God is love, right? Why would a Loving God, an omnipotent one at that, create hell?

Allaboutkatiee:
Wrong section for this your nonsense post.

I always knew it didn't make sense, the whole Bible story is bullshít. Even the worst person ever would not design a place like hell, where souls are supposedly damned to burn endlessly, talk less of a loving God.

SweetBuns:
I don't give a shit to what guys think. Most of you here live fake lives anyway. Dearie don't trouble yourself, most of the things guys post here are either lies or what they don't really practice.
Take lefulefu as an example, he may be a Playboy admiring every ass he sees but in reality, he might be a faithful man

What about you? Would you like a guy who's never done it?

khiaa:
You have lost your mind.

Help me find it, only you can. Here is a fun fact; when I was younger, if I had a boner I would cover it with a small length of tissue paper and pretend it was a ghost lol.

khiaa:
LMAO Boy I tell you, the minds of some Nairalanders are really damaged.

You don't want to fúck, don't want to make out, don't want to cuddle, what kind of girl are you?

When ever I see your moniker, khiaa, my mind gets flooded with images of you, pretty, pointed tits and a phat booty, I get hórny as hell.

Babe I want to fertilize those eggs.

khiaa:
What are you talking about, I'm not suggesting some kind of relationship, I wás only offering an apology?

oh ok, I thought you wanted to fúck me. What is the apology for?

khiaa:
I am sorry for defending Alezy because he doesn't give a damn about me, all he cares about is women who present their bodies for the world to see.

I am not easy on the eye, is that a deal breaker?

140k

Is this the must thug life beat? Enjoy the lyrics below.


[lil fame]
Take minks off! Take things off!
Take chains off! Take rings off!
Braclets is yapped, fame came off!
[ante up!] everything off!
Fool what you want, we stiflin fools
Fool what you want? Your life or your jewels?
The rules, [back 'em down], next thing [clap 'em down]
Respect mine we brooklyn bound, [bound!] now, [now!]


[billy danze]
Brownsville, home of the brave
Put in work in the street like a slave
Keep a rugged dress code, always in this stress mode
[that shit will send you to your grave] so?!
You think I don't know that? [blow!]
Nigga hold that! [blow!] nigga hold that! [blow!] nigga hold that!
From the street cousin, you know the drill
I'm nine hundred and ninety nine thou short of a mil

[chorus: M. O. P.]
Ante up! Yap that fool!
Ante up! Kidnap that fool!
It's the perfect timin, you see the man shinin
Get up off them god damn diamonds! Huh!
Ante up! Oh! Yap that fool! Oh!
Ante up! Oh! Kidnap that fool!
Get him (get him) get him! Hit him (hit him) hit him!
Yap him! (zap him!) yap him! (zap him!)

[lil' fame]
Them thugs you know, aint friendly
Them jewels you rock, make 'em envy
You thinkin it's all good, you creep through a small hood
Goons comin up outta a cut for your goods and they all should
Ante up! Yap that fool!
You want big money, kidnap that fool!
If you up in the club, back out your pis-tal money
Catch them fools at the bar for that cristal money

[billy danze]
The '87 stick up kids, [what you niggas sayin?]
Get the Bleep up out that 740 shorty I ain't playin
It's flash that thang time, [bang] bang time
Ante up! Nigga, it's game time
Hand over the ring, take over the chain
Gimme the fuckin watch before I pop one in your brain
Stop playin these childish games with me
Representin 1-7-1-8, dangerously, nigga!

[Chorus:] with variations

[lil' fame]
I'ma, street regulator, true playa hater
Get back down, make your ass a mack spraya hater
Things that we need, money, clothes, weed indeed
Hats, food, booze, essentials, credentials
Code of the streets, owners who creep
Slow when you sleep, holdin the heat
Put holes in your jeep, respect the streets
It's the l-i l-f a-m, [m!] e, [e!]

[billy danze]
Yeah nigga danze, gave you a chance
Cuz I blazed your man, I'm in the wrong
He said he was strong
I had reason to believe he had some shit up his sleeve all along
[so?] Bleep you your honor! Check my persona!
I'm strong enough for old gold and marijuana!
I'ma do what I wanna, quiet as kept
[raise hell!] til I was tired of stress, yes lord!

[Chorus:] with variations

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...
The Bleep, the Bleep, the Bleep...
Nigga!
What the Bleep, what the Bleep, what the Bleep...
Ha, what
First family, first family...
Brooklyn...
Yeah!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=jqPxJp5OJW0