₦airaland Forum

BRMN:
Guys be careful oo

Yeah, you have nice hands. You could make tones of money given handjobs. Can I have your digits?

Sholah96:
Occupation: politician
Hobbies: attending meetings, playing pool/lotto, bathing
Presently on a break in the netherlands
Contact: +41742793222
My pinshure is attached below
I look forward 2 hearing from u soon

Oh Lord! Look at that, you want to suck the life out of that kid? No no nooo.

Colourich:
Where are those poverty stricken bastards that won't stop disturbing me on this forum? come and post your pictures. I'm waiting.

I just want a taste of your pussy, a handjob would be fine too. No blówjob though, no no no, those teeth look darn sharp.

mamaa88:
Sis what happened to you,sorry dear,trying to reach Nyenye

Who be Nyenye?

Happyfela:
how does it feel to be knocked out Cold,sweet Home sweet Chariot

Honestly, I don't know, but then how do you expect me to know when I have never been knocked out?

I heard you briefly see white paint then darkness.

Adanairaland:
That guy must be a Yoruba


Na Dem like to pull cloth fight

Fight Dem no sabi fight..
Just to make noise everywhere

Abi? The worst are PHD holders looking for wives on nairaland, these Yoruba guys no go kill me.

notoriousbabe:
I am a P H D holder I need a girl that is educational to Marriage if you are, call me on 0703 818 8230

dubylhover:
Fucking shiiiit

I have watched the first 2 episodes of season one which I found somewhat slow at the time, is this show good? Should download and watch the rest?

What is all this about backsides, e get any woman way no get nyach?

Nyach full everywhere na, you want big one e dey, you want mosquito size e dey, you want kpotokpoto e dey nah.

Why all this hullabaloo over a readily available item?

Nnamz:
You are not making any sense. When did Zina imply in any way that he was against women making money? If anything he even attacked someone for airing their views that women should not make money but rather be submissive to their husbands and only be useful in "the other room". So I repeat, you sir are not making any sense

I believe this is a T.bills thread, let's stick to the point.

needful:
Abeg, what did you qualified?. African men killing their wives in US, so may I know what you qualified?. I repeat, I didnt know where you get the statistics of African men killing their wives in the US. Or is it because I didnt put African. Pls research before writing abeg. Dont come here and tanish the image of African men in the state. Get your statistics well and do not use one incident to generalize.

Are you single?

"You know everybody's looking for that something, one thing that makes it all complete. You could find it in the strangest places, places you never knew it could be ..."

I heard these three countries; America, Russia and Saudi Arabia produce more barrels per day than other OPEC countries combined.

Does it mean these 3 countries now control crude prices? What are the implications on the Nigerian economy going forward? T.bills nko?

zinaunreal:
And there i thought superman wanted to drop something hot. My friend go one side

You really want a taste of my cocoma, be guided or ...

zinaunreal:
Bring it on chicken. No be only bazooka. Why dont you and the feminist join hands together and make yourselves happy. Sober dude.

I am not wasting any of my rockets on you, chicken.

In this age, power is no longer measured by physical strength, but by financial aptitude - who makes the most money gets to wear the pants.

I know it scares you, but as time goes on smarter women will be making more money than their partners, that is capitalism my friend, suck it up.

zinaunreal:
lonely feminist.

Be nice my friend before I open my bazooka on you. Trust me, you don't want that.

People dey post porn on front page freely, wonders shall never seize.

Nairaland bot no dey spot that abi, if na to correct shít to poo he go quick.

Charmerbeautylooks:
Where are my big gods? Make una come show small girl love with one of this SUV oo

You dey find person way go show you love, see your twisted nyach.

Do you realize that some people will smoke pot whether it is legal or not?

Is it not better buying it safely of stores than from drug peddlers?

KoiceReloaded:
Not even close. On television alone, as sinister as he was, he's nowhere as dangerous as Killgrave from Jessica Jones, or Kingpin from Daredevil, or the trinity killer from Dexter, or Gustav Frings from Breaking Bad, or Marlo Stanfield from The Wire, or Hannibal Lecter from Hannibal.

When you include movies, The thing from The Thing, Jigsaw from SAW, Mr Death from Final Destination, Terminator from Terminator 2, Thanos from Infinity War, and Hans Landa from Inglorious Basterds.


He's a learner compared to this iconic villains.

I haven't seen some of those shows I must admit, he
may not be a master strategist but the dude is pretty impressive, read this excerpt from Wikipedia;

"Bullseye has an innate ability to throw virtually any object as a projectile with incredible accuracy and with enough force to be lethal. Some of his accomplishments include lacerating a person’s throat with a thrown playing card, spitting his own tooth through a human skull, tossing a paper airplane to a distant rooftop, and killing a person with a toothpick thrown through a window from a hundred yards away. Aside from his ability to throw projectiles with lethal accuracy, Bullseye is also an expert martial artist and is extremely talented in the use of edged/throwing weapons and conventional firearms. Bullseye has exceptional physical conditioning, with the agility, reflexes, stamina, and speed of a professional athlete."

JulietteO:
No season 1 just 8 and 9

Bad, the other option I know is to get them through torrents, but that will consume your data.

Is Pointdexter aka Bullseye the most dangerous villain ever?

JulietteO:
I would like to get started on blue bloods but I can't find season 1 on both o2tvseries and toxicwap. Please guys, what other sites can I download from?

Have you tried o2tvseries . co . za (without gaps)

sod09:
he can't even see a beautiful firm boobs even if he touch them
He can dig without having idea how it's look like
Na joke oo

You are right, but, he can pleasure a woman far better by listening in to her heart bit, pulse and smell her sweet scented pheromones sipping out of her womanliness while auto-correcting for maximum sensuality.

Picture having sex and some how be able to feel things from both points of view, ... mind blowing right?

KoiceReloaded:
You've to understand that Matt Murdoch is not a full time vigilante like the Punisher. He has a very conspicuous day job, and thus, very imperative he hide his secret identity from the general public. It will kinda defeat the purpose if people see a supposedly "blind" lawyer smartly navigating the traffic behind a steering wheel, no?

Add to the fact that he also lives in an environment with perpetual traffic jams and tall buildings, driving would have posed more of an hinderance than an aid. Nobody really drives in New York or the tristate area anyway. Taxis and trains are the principal and preferred mode of transportation.

On a second thought Daredevild powers could be more of burden, that is, if he took it all in without some form of discrimination.

Imagine the horrors with being able to smell everything within one's own environment; bad breath, blood, BOs, various chemicals, dirty vaginas and stinking anuses with shitty leftovers. Ewu disgusting!!!

Edodefender:
Hey guys, I just started watching Riverdale(damn the film is good).

The problem is that the film I bought isn't complete, I missed some epistles, you know all these road sides vendors and pirated discs.

Do you have any idea where I can watch in online? Except this Netflix

What is an epistles ?

Kaycee7:
He can't drive and, to the best of my knowledge, can't play a PS4. I'll keep my sight bruv

He can echolocate, he can smell things far away. Driving would be nothing to him, ... PS4 is not the only or even the most fun activity out there.

Guys, of all the powers possessed by super heroes Daredevils is the dopest, none of those super strength or flying shít.

I wish I had my 4 senses turned up like that, I did be invincible. oh shít!

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autoposh:
mayb u lack wisdom afterall. a matter as grave as this, this is the best ur brain can deliver?
think deeply, ur brain really failed u.

But why won't the wife satisfy his wish? Plus, this story is one sided, we don't know the full account.

None, the world is essentially stochastic. You can increase your chances by doing those.

This place is fast escalating into a free for all, me sef dey look for person way I go fit beat, Sapeleboy911 maybe...