₦airaland Forum

PunkyVeer:
Hihihi. You know my roll Natural born flirt is Ek I'm shifting gears & becoming more responsible now though. Tired of dudes jizzing all over my PM, thinking I mean all the things I say LMFAO

look who is still on here flirting, you biatch! (Jokes)

refiner:
nd y re laffin?....hope Ur planning nd putting down som savings for d wedding...cos u wont lik Ur child to be away Frm u.

nd Dnt fink of avin Anoder baby mama lik davido....its nt easy...

well best of luck to u....its Ur life,,,,do warever u wish wif It dear.....

i don't think its funny , you know? This things happen i can't reject the child he is mine.
And he is away from me i live in England and he lives in south africa with his mother and yes i have another child in England. I am doing every thing in my power to take care of them (even if it kills me) because they are very important to me. I am not a bad person i have made mistakes, am learning from it. Thanks, you seem like a Good girl, stay good let no one manipulate you. Good luck to you too.i hope you find a perfect man too

PunkyVeer:
Kikiki If I wasn't already taken, I'd take you up on that offer fo shizzle my nizzle Hope you're not just a sperm donor & are taking good care of "our" baby here. You don't wanna add Naija daddy anger issues to his inherent xenophobic gene IJS & IJJ

Anyway, it was nice talking to you. See ya

ve enjoyed the whole chat, Who ever that's already taken you? I hope he knows how lucky he is. See ya.

refiner:
funny u.....u nd who?Abeg count me out....I Wil mould my man wif my hands so dat he Wil be perfect... [

there ain't anything like a perfect man, we men behave almost the same way.

I wanted a perfect woman too, see were that got me, baby mama!

refiner:
u would av had a child or u already av one.....
well I Lov young couples,,,,Buh mine shuld be after my education.

yes! i already have a child, i began early so as to have even as more as possible.
No palaver when ever you are ready we can have more

PunkyVeer:
You got a baby mama. I don't do used goods

used goods? not to worry its as good as new.most guys have baby mama's nowadays, (celebrities included)but it will be different with me and you, we can make it official in the church . Am sure you would like to have more babies with me.

refiner:
bad.......Fank God for Nigeria
Buh by d way u re nw a baby daddy,,,,,,davido is nt alone in dis.......kudos ;

thanks, well.. i would have had a child/children eventually so why not begin early. and have as much as possible.

PunkyVeer:
*side eye*

why na? I thought you said he will definitely be English, Hot and no snaggle tooth? your wishes has come through.

refiner:
Hnmm Fank God......Buh u go arround wif gun or knife?

in S africa yes, every one carries or has a gun. You can buy them legally for 100 rands

PunkyVeer:
Make sure it's English, very hot with a good set of teeth Don't want some snaggle tooth bloke, as they're well known for their bad teeth the English

Where are you originally from anyway? Don't be shy now. I wanna know this perfect country of yours #eyeroll

i was born in england my father is nigerian. No biggie and yes he will be definitely English and no snaggle tooth

refiner:
so u re nw a murderer
scared oooo [

he did not die, besides he would have shot me , he gave me no choice, an sure you have heard of a thing called self defence

PunkyVeer:
And to that I say, good riddance to bad rubbish.

sorry to disappoint you, i will probably be down there soonest, can't get rid of me that easily even if you tried. Only i have gone legit no more dealing on kafifi for me

PunkyVeer:
No, stay away! I'll personally wait for you at any of the major airports. Just give me the date & time

i love your sense of humour, of course, in fact i will bring you a present from England too

PunkyVeer:
Don't care! Shithole or not, you still left your Canaan & came here. Tell me how that makes sense? As we speak, you're probably sitting somewhere is some foreign country other than your fatherland. Whatever South Africans do, they do it IN their own country, sorry you're caught in the crossfire...just stay home next time, better still, don't set your cracked heels here again

oh! I came there to feed them what they wanted, i made loads money doing that too, enjoyed every bit of it ( SA women).

PunkyVeer:
When in Rome.... I'm glad we brought out the thug in you, it was probably there all along anyway

well.. i suppose it probably was , me think you are gorgeous btw

Oh ! Did i also mention i have a son with a zulu girl in SA so i am kind of will never stay away from SA. Be going there soon to see him (i always do) one good thing i got out of the shit hole

PunkyVeer:
There's probably less crime in your little cocoon because unlike SA, it probably doesn't have as many penniless asylum seekers, who will then come here & start hustling on these streets looking for a quick buck

well.. you say you are not emotional but every word you have written on here reeks of emotion, any way it wont change my opinion about that shiite hole.

And oh! Believe it or not there are more asylum seekers in England than SA. Then again its easier for you to blame foreigners unlike me.

PunkyVeer:
I'm not denying that, but when cases like this happen, people usually point fingers at South Africans, whilst forgetting that South Africa is also home to criminals from all over Africa & abroad

am glad you recognise this, so did i as i asserted earlier it was a ZIM guy who tried to rob me as i also asserted luckily i shot him first, am not proud i shot him SA turned me into a thug almost

PunkyVeer:
Not an ounce of emotion, I am South African after all But surely you didn't expect me to twirl & skip when you just called my country a shithole, as if yours is some kind of Eden.

i am not even a nigerian if that's what you are suggesting yes! There are no crime were am from surely not as bad as in SA. Were i almost lost me life because some addict wanted my shopping

PunkyVeer:
Good & never come back. Stay in your little haven where there is zero crime- Shangri la.

Oh & I'm glad you admit that it is mostly other foreigners committing these crimes against foreigners. Just putting it out there

south africans are also violent. Lets be honest.

PunkyVeer:
Good & never come back. Stay in your little haven where there is zero crime- Shangri la.

there is no need to be emotional, its just my opinion ,

South africa is a rubbish and very unsafe country to live is one of the reasons i left that shit hole of a country.
Some idiota drug addict pulled a hand gun on me and tried to shoot me just to rob me of my shopping on my way back from SPAR supermarket in hillbrow jo 'burg.
Luckily for me i shot him first.
These people do not care they can kill for just a packet of craven A, (cigarette) .

Who in their right mind still want to live in SA?
A lot of nigerians i know were shot a killed by mostly zimbabwean thugs. One of them was my best friend. I left that shiit hole 12 years ago. I hear nigerians are even bringing up their children in that shiite hole
If nigerian women like let them pray and fast for 10 years it won't make any differends SAns have been killin nigerians since 18 bc

Why do these folks go to all this rubbish countries to have their weddings? Is there any thing wrong with having it in nigeria? What might they be running away from?

Damn! She is very ugly, my Goodness! One of the ugliest person i ve ever seen , any one who disagree can bite

Another gender segregating topic on nairaland.
Anyway men have suffered, now we seem to be begging women to marry us regardless of how old and wrinkled we are or how empty our pocket is in the name of love.

I wouldn't even want to marry any woman unless i am able to look after them financially and otherwise no matter how much she may claim she loves me. Love can not put food on the table or pay the bills.

I think were they get their guns, grenades and bombs need to be ascertained, who is their sponsors? Were do they get funds from? These people needs to be dealt with fundamentally, otherwise nothing will ever be achieved.

It seems like the dragon heads cut it off another grows.
It does not matter how many are killed there thousand more waiting to reappear the worrying thing is, they are prepared to die, how do you deal with people who believe death is a thing of joy? That if they are killed that they will be going straight to heaven to claim 72 virgins in fact they could not wait to die so as to claim their 72 virgins before virgins run out. And to meet allah (who ever that is)

Humans are really really becoming dumber and dumber.
How did this make news?

This is because nigerians are normally heartless, horrible and unkind to their fellow nigerians thus why Op and all other nigerians are surprised seen this happen

Right! I suspect divorce later in life then, when your eyes finally clears.

You mean you pregnant the girl and her families threatened to ruin your life. And you hard no choice.
Egbe! Kwuo kwa gi n'isi! . Anu mpam!

[quote author=Lexxy84 post=40931040][/quote]abeg go give the owner of this pikin back , e be like say you see person pikin for una back yard, you rush go carry am tie for ya back. To show us for nairaland abi? De pikin no even resemble you *sarcasm*
Well done o!

Jolllyjoy:
and how is that your business?

na you him dey ask? Let the gyal speak for herself, chai!
But wait o! Na you get all this fine body? chineke mie!, nice looking! I must say.

Occipital:
Is it that fair girl that I activated her hypothalamo-hypophyseal-gonadal axis sending her to cloud 9 as she screamed turaya!!!?

I just want to know bro.

well.. if you put it like this . I suppose it is fair