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Jokes EtcRe: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by otiigba1(m): 10:43am On Dec 16, 2015
kazuna:
Likewise me, but funny enough I had sailed across the Atlantic to the Caymans In A Ship.

NOT AS STOWAWAY
shocked shocked shocked was it because it was cheaper or you just wanted to avoid nigerians? grin
Jokes EtcRe: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by otiigba1(m): 10:41am On Dec 16, 2015
All these is the main reason i board plane full of nigerians every time i am travelling to nigeria, i love their sense of humour, they are all a bunch of comical characters always makes my journey fun, and i love it. God bless nigerias grin grin grin

Europeans and Americans are boring embarassed
Jokes EtcRe: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by otiigba1(m): 10:35am On Dec 16, 2015
dabriggs:
Some people expect us to behave like Europeans.
but we are Africans. we are Nigerians.
There are so many reasons people behave the way they do. People line up before boarding so that they can find space to put their carry on bags. smiley smiley smiley
They rush out of the planes because of immigration wahala at the airport. The heat and queue alone. The stress of getting your luggage etc.
There are many reasons why we behave the way we do. And these things make us special. We must not always judge ourselves by silly European standards.

Here Someone asked me why I love signing anytime I pass by. The tradition is that they all put on head phones. I hate head phones and they are risky in traffic. Lots of accidents and near misses occur due to the use of earphones here. Despite the good traffic and pedestrian safety provisions.
I told him it is a thing I learnt from my parents. It is African. My mum sings when doing the lundry, my dad hums a tune. Infact at times they both sing the same song. It is not to impress anybody. Call it slave mentality bla bla bla. It is something that makes me happy. I sing songs that give me hope and encourage me. Besides I told him I see a lot of them sing out loud even with the ear phone on. So why should mine be different?
While I am learning to observe and respect their norms, I cannot wait to come home and sing to my hearts content.
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy. By the way my screen savers and desktop photos are only beautiful sites in Nigeria. Fellow students see it and ask ''Is this Nigeria? It is beautiful''.
Absolutely! All these is the only reason i board planes with nigerians in it, i love their sense of humour grin
CareerRe: What Kind Of Christmas Gift Can One Give To His Boss Who Has Almost Everything? by otiigba1(m): 10:13pm On Dec 15, 2015
Buy him a bottle of lacasera tongue
Jokes EtcRe: The Look Dasuki Gives When He Is About To Mention Your Name(Photo) by otiigba1(m): 8:42pm On Dec 15, 2015
Chai! I hope he don't mention my name O! Because of that one can of coca cola and gala wey him buy for me for under oshodi bridge angry
CrimeRe: How I Was Drugged, Raped, Fired From Air Force (photos) by otiigba1(m): 8:16pm On Dec 15, 2015
I thought that you nigerians knows how to do juju or african voodoo, maybe you guys should teach or show this woman how to, so she can deal with her rapists the juju way. As for me i think Amadioha is already dealing with those Animals who calls themselves Airforce men.

They will end up in the street nakid as mad men soon
CelebritiesRe: Hips Don’t Lie! The Hips On This Lady SPEAKS The TRUTH by otiigba1(m): 11:56am On Dec 15, 2015
Eeeeew! She looks abnormal,deformed perhaps even disable sad
CelebritiesRe: Korede Bello's Poll Shows That Yoruba Girls/Guys Are More Romantic - Do U Agree? by otiigba1(m): 11:27am On Dec 15, 2015
[quote author=ajuwarhodes post=41020742]yes! I agree! You Absolutely! Right! Animals like you do not need romance/romantic grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Korede Bello's Poll Shows That Yoruba Girls/Guys Are More Romantic - Do U Agree? by otiigba1(m): 10:57am On Dec 15, 2015
[quote author=ajuwarhodes post=41020742][/quote]thanks very much for the insult, am not surprised you must be very romantic grin
CelebritiesRe: Korede Bello's Poll Shows That Yoruba Girls/Guys Are More Romantic - Do U Agree? by otiigba1(m): 10:52am On Dec 15, 2015
Yes! Because Yoruba boys/girls are usually jobless, so would have time for romance/romantic.

Who get time for romantic ? angry
PoliticsRe: Fuel Subsidy To Go Next Year. FG To Sell Petrol At 97 by otiigba1(m): 10:48am On Dec 15, 2015
mescapee:
Operation Show Your Tax Receipt is about to start!!
Absolutely! I bet nigerians didn't see it coming grin
PoliticsRe: Fuel Subsidy To Go Next Year. FG To Sell Petrol At 97 by otiigba1(m): 10:47am On Dec 15, 2015
THis is becoming interesting grin
CrimeRe: Houseboy Leads Gang To Kidnap Boss’ Son In Edo by otiigba1(m): 10:35am On Dec 15, 2015
I guess, its pay back time for Oga for all that bad treatments on house boy. Moral of the story, be nice to your house boys to avoid shit like this grin
CelebritiesRe: Shella-B Timaya's Rape Is Accuser To Wed ( See Photos Of Her Fiance) by otiigba1(m): 10:22am On Dec 15, 2015
All these money displayed foolishly on here by these morons is not up to £2000, pocket money for people. Chai! See foolishness grin the wine is also about £1:50 per bottle, the cheapest
CelebritiesRe: Shella-B Timaya's Rape Is Accuser To Wed ( See Photos Of Her Fiance) by otiigba1(m): 10:13am On Dec 15, 2015
Juvenile Delinquency! angry
CelebritiesRe: Shella-B Timaya's Rape Is Accuser To Wed ( See Photos Of Her Fiance) by otiigba1(m): 10:11am On Dec 15, 2015
Only poor rats shows off bundles of 1 dollar and very dirty looking naira bills on social media. I ve never seen donald trump, mark zukerberg, dangote and bill gates showing off money on social media for us to see.
This ugly girl and her very ugly niggga should go and hide under olumo rock.

and oh! THem wrist watch and chain are not real you can buy them so cheap under the bridge in oshodi tongue
FoodRe: If You Are Given This Type Of Food By Your Inlaws (picture) by otiigba1(m): 9:55am On Dec 15, 2015
Chineke mie! Of course, atleast they have food to offer and they offered it grin grin grin so i will manage it
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Borno School Needs 5000 Teachers by otiigba1(m): 9:48am On Dec 15, 2015
adjoviomole:
I wwill need 20,000 bazooka's one T29 armoured tank and I must b allowed to teach frm inside d armoured tank.....salary 200million naira per day I am good to go grin
shocked shocked with all these requirements when wiĺl you have time to teach the students? grin grin you might as well create an army because with all that you can have your own battalion
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Borno School Needs 5000 Teachers by otiigba1(m): 9:44am On Dec 15, 2015
johnsonjosbles:
smileyyou dont no how to use them,those that were trained and equiped to use them were overan by bh! ur case will be like mosquito and otapiapia
grin grin grin grin very funny, guy! you are so right. Make dem keep their bojing job!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Borno School Needs 5000 Teachers by otiigba1(m): 9:26am On Dec 15, 2015
I will apply if they wiĺl supply me with AK 47 and some bombs to protect me self grin
BusinessRe: Why Are Banks Not Opened Today? by otiigba1(m): 9:19am On Dec 15, 2015
Bank did not open because linda ikeji and dasuki have ran away with your money o! grin
BusinessRe: Why Are Banks Not Opened Today? by otiigba1(m): 9:05am On Dec 15, 2015
tete7000:
You see why that social media bill should be passed now? People like you would have been picked up for defamation of character. Leave aunty linda out of Dasuki's case cheesy
and you would have been pick up for accusing him of character defamation and for supporting linda, oya let de arrest began grin
BusinessRe: Why Are Banks Not Opened Today? by otiigba1(m): 9:02am On Dec 15, 2015
Confession time, a man wearing agbada bought me pure water yesterday near oshodi bridge, i hope its not dasuki money o! grin
BusinessRe: Why Are Banks Not Opened Today? by otiigba1(m): 8:58am On Dec 15, 2015
ngoziama:
Leave linda ikeji out of these. She is just a smart business woman .did she steal the money.she was paid for her services .linda dont mind them.
you sound like you are linda's business partner. Were you there when the contract was signed? How well do you know linda and her business dealings?. Abeg say what you know, don't be fooled
BusinessRe: Why Are Banks Not Opened Today? by otiigba1(m): 8:50am On Dec 15, 2015
njays24:
Don't forget to also add that fashola is going to announce the increase in electricity tarrifs today thereby adding to the sufferings of nigerians. I'm not against the increase but only after you've installed pre-paid meters in every home so that nigerians won't have to keep paying for power not consumed and which doesn't even reflect on the bills. Very insensitive leaders.
yes o! Nigerians are being taking for a ride by their leaders and nigerians are either too ignorant to notice or they are more interested in Davido, d banj, linda ikeji and tuface, because those are a distractions from the real problems
BusinessRe: Why Are Banks Not Opened Today? by otiigba1(m): 8:44am On Dec 15, 2015
Op. i the bank may have run away with your money o!,
YOu better go and knock on their door because they may be hiding inside, just like. Linda ikeji grin
PoliticsRe: Social Media Bill Must Be Passed – Davido by otiigba1(m): 10:07pm On Dec 14, 2015
What an idiota!, pass that bill yea? Until one day you will have some thing to say through the social media and the bill won't allow you, that's when your opinion will change, who is this guy? anyway, is he an alien?
PoliticsRe: Popular Female Blogger Recieved N240 Million From ‪#‎Dasukigate‬ ? SEE by otiigba1(m): 8:58pm On Dec 14, 2015
sketcherJ:
did you know when she started blogging? If even she received it...there is no case...why? The banners of the party she displayed during the campaign is the evidence she needed... Stop hating
i ve not even mentioned any names in my post..seems you have some one already in mind undecided oya tell me who you have in mind, and what does stop hating means anyway? Because guys like you use that word hating when ever any one says their opinion tongue
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Soldier, Fake Naval Personnel For Robbery In Lagos (photo) by otiigba1(m): 8:51pm On Dec 14, 2015
How can any one be so desperate to fake being a police or naval officer. (The most hated jobs in nigeria )If they really want to serve their country why not apply through the right channels? ... oh! I forgot they will never have been employed because they do not have a God father in the force.
PoliticsRe: Popular Female Blogger Recieved N240 Million From ‪#‎Dasukigate‬ ? SEE by otiigba1(m): 8:39pm On Dec 14, 2015
Yeeee! I ve always wondered how can an ordinary blogger earn so much money as to buy a multimillion naira mansion huh. Wetin them dey blogg sef?
Looks like fowl nyash has open. lipsrsealed
People wey get news cooperations and news paper company never even afford mansion.
PoliticsRe: Why We Are Buying N4.7billion Worth Of Cars- Nigeria Senate. by otiigba1(m): 8:20pm On Dec 14, 2015
The sad thing is, the PDP and ApC make masses believe/think that PDP and APc hates each other.
The truth is, they don't hate each other because when its time to loot/spend our money both parties comes together and agree to steal/spend our money.
They make nigerians poorer, hungrier,Sicker and uneducated because its. Easier to control nigerians that way
ANd we still sing praise of them even though the are wasting and spending our fund.
CelebritiesRe: Davido And Wizkid Performed Together At Rémy Martin Allstar Grand Finale In LAG by otiigba1(m): 5:23pm On Dec 14, 2015
vickyO:
I don't give two hoot whether they're best friends or enemies. They've got our youths washed up in illusions and unrealistic ideals. I thank them though for putting Nigeria out there but it's a pity kids and adults of these days can't get good content in songs and music videos.

The day SoundCity played In My Bed by Wizkid, I had to change the channel when the ass zooming became too much to bear - note that my 9year old brother was right beside me.

Our artists should get innovative and stop being Nigerian Two Chains - just recording songs while being high on whatever is highable. See Vector ma sef - his latest video will leave you in a place close to the brothel and not to far from a harlequin novel.
Absolutely! Meanwhile our leaders are looting the future youths funds while youths are busy watching ass and boobs shaking videos and following them so called nigerian musicians/rappers grin

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