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PAstor driving porsche members riding on molue,

I think its time i open my own church business

Alanjeffy:
Lol. my bro in d end time ministry. I thought yu v quit our ministry. we v a lot of unregistered members now.

that guy is end time himself hence hard to quit the ministry

Its only a greedy person that will fall prey to them.like
Greedy people who wants to reap were they didn't sow

Sijo01:
Where you dey serve sef?

na now you come dey serious? Abi you think say na lie i dey lie before say my guy na police? Him no dey take bribe o!

@sijoO, na now you come dey serious? Abi you tink say na lie i dey lie before say my guy na police.
No give am bribe o

SUPOL:
U dont like it?

no. They do not look smart like the old black/blue ones.

But really? Are those camours the new nigerian police uniform like my dad said?

Sijo01:
This one cannot be stollen. I go hide am inside my shoe

inside shoe ke? They may cut your feet off too trying to steal it, this are nigerians we are talking about.they did manage to steal from your pocket without you noticing talk more of inside shoe,

Try hiding it inside your pant, who knows it might be safe

SUPOL:
Which uniform is dat?

nigerian police uniform, the new camourflage colour uniform i saw them wearing it last time i was in nigeria (last easter). i must have mistaken the local gate men for nigerian police. Perhaps

But my father said it is the new police uniform.

Sijo01:
I will only respond to your last paragraph. Abeg quick send the money. At all at all na winch.

i thought as much, no wahala! Or better still, I will be there this christmas and i will give you in person, knowing nigerians its typical of them, they may steal the £20 too while on transit to you.

SUPOL:
if u hav spent one year in Nigeria, ur a thief, a potential one

well.. if you put it like that i suppose i am, i must have learnt from the best. Nigerians!. Come o what kind of rubbish uniform (the new uniform) you guy are wearing nowadays? They look like gate man (security guard) uniform, looks very cheap too abi una (NPA)no get money to buy better one?

Sijo01:
I'll pass, thanks.

police is asking you to come and report you refused, how do you expect them to arrest the thief, recover your money, or prevent the thief from stealing from another person?

After now you will say police no be ya friend
Tell you what! i will send you £20 to make up for it

SUPOL:
Nigerians are, dasuki, dokpesi n ursef

but i am not a nigerian not by birth anyway, my father is, i was born in the UK, so i am not a thief like you lot

I don't get it? They pleaded not guilty even though they ve confessed and promised to pay the money
Contradictory or what?

SUPOL:
O boy see beef ooo

yes! Abi some of una no be thief? Oya! arrest me

If i beat my wife every time she insults me, i woul ve been a murderer and in jail long time ago.

Women are weak the only power they have is their ability to be rude. (Mouth) besides she is preggas ( homornal)
Never take them serious.

SUPOL:
come to adesuwa police station, u will c me there lets make entry.

Rubbish! As if the police will do any thing, some of them are thieves themselves

pri3stess:
He has diabetes, sugar is the last thing he needs.

precisely! every body claims to know on nairaland, that poster keep going on about life food, he even got it wrong, am assuming he meant fresh food. Anyway shows how less he knows.

You! Are right! if he is diabetic he does not need more sugar. hence no fruits, vegetables? Most definitely! A lot of veg. Might help.

Well just tell him to take his cloths off so you can see.

This car is no were near $300,000.

This man looks like he don't give a shiite, he has nothing to lose.

Look! Humans were born nak!ed, when did humans even discovered cloths? In some countries men and women are all walking around butt nak'ed, nothing wrong with nake'd body, some time i was in germany i saw some nake'd nice looking women riding on a bicycle butt nake'd. Hypocrites are on here judging even though they having sex every day with their so called boy friends while not married to him. (Ashewo) nigerians with hypocrisy. Some may be even jealous.

Well.. they used to it, its in their immune system is like every one is waiting for their turn one day.

If he had wanted a phone why not ask? I would have bought one for him, ordinary phone!

Damn! That's too harsh man! Over here man only gets caution or community service.

And reduce alcohol and smoking otherwise you can eat a whole lorry load of banana or garlic it wont work.

You forgot to add garri, wheat, Akpu, nni oka, abacha, kpomo and roasted cocoa yam. . Look! If its empty its empty not matter what one eats it will still be empty (impotence i mean)

for those who are not married your advice is irrelevant.
Because he who wears the shoes knows were it hurts.
Ka chineke mesie okwu!

Op Amadioha will help you, you just need to buy gworo and cow leg for Amadioha,

On a serious note, go see a mad peoples doctor.

EasternActivist:
Come, I will personally provide job for you.. No biggie.

if you provide job for her? What about the others are you going to provide jobs for all of them?

Who are these people? Are they aliens?

Iceyquincy:
Here in Jigawa state is winter, most mornings, zero visibility, hollowing winds, hales falling from d sky.. I bet Abj harmattan is a learner compare to this.....

yea? but you still manage to look this pretty

End time urinating!