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corozy:hmmm! End time beatings indeed! So it is true that even Jet Lee cannot dare to fight agberos! With all the NYSC camp trainings, I thought the guy would have engaged them force for force...behold ceremonial training is not enough in the face of khakilized blows! Naija askaris...a case study. |
naijanaso:truth? Many people just wish that Buhari fails based on needless hatred! Where was the same FFK when for 16 years the PDP were destroying the country? He was part of them. Buhari met a crumbled economy saddled with oil price slump. We should all be reasonable and stop issues out of everything in negative manners! This is not like we are supporting football clubs! The failure of buhari won't put testimony in anybody's mouth in the end. |
porrigeyam:thank you! What happened was wrong! But she too lacked basics decency. Our 'fake' advance ladies should stop their unguided love for bling bling things! Yes! I am sure godly, humble and decent guys must have asked her out, but nah lie, until they swim in the swimming pools full of crocodile located inside the mansions of rich dad's sons! Hmmm! Reminds me of my cool show 'Behind Mansion Wall'. |
what they did, if true is evil! But you yourself is not free from blames! Hmmm! Our ladies and bling bling guys! Are u telling me godly and decent humble guys never approached you then? But you must have said no! The hunter's dog always pretend not to hear the whistle of its master when it is destined to be lost in the jungle! O dabo-byeeee |
roymary:end time ebola micro finance virus. |
kingthreat:Are you sure? I doubt such in our continent of unrepentant looters. Don't be surprise if he recuperates only to repackage his modus operandi. |
When shall we unclad the big thieves? And some big national looters who are always healthy while in office would be claiming they are even too sick to stand trial when they are out of office and needed to face dignified trials in well furnished courts. Some good Naija-samaritans are busy telling us to pity them when they are sick...but look at this roadside thief now, who cares about his health? |
Pathetic...but at least the hen roost at home! It was not an innocent commuter. So many accidental expressions of bullets in that past n present! The police never acted, now the accidental ejection happened closer to them. Maybe...an eye-opener to how the pain feels |
lasisi69:end time megawatts |
Tragedy is a must when those who lack discipline are trying to enforce discipline on others. Examples:-naija police, lastma, over-zelous parents, sisters, brothers, agberos, judges, and politicians. |
God alone knows that... God is not a democrat anyway, He does not need human votes to decide...He is a theocrat. Ministers can be deceived . God cannot. Makes me to remind when Samuel saw the first child of Jesse and said 'surely he is God's choice', but God said NO! |
PDP and their crusades of resignation...when those who should disband are busy calling for others to resign. |
The wicked shall not have peace... Why stealing in the first place? When those who are entrusted with common wealth are like monkeys put in the garden of banana. |
Yes...not to talk of local and international prostitutes who are daily used as executive supplements...no wonder they are always sick after their tenures. |
lomprico:you see your life? The soldiers had been confirmed not to be missing. You have gutter-mouth and can spit insults so easily because you lack proper manners! I made my own view, you are free to make yours politely also! But so sad, you were not properly trained. And people like you always ruin their lives by their tongues! Which you have just done. |
Bring back their soldiers...and then send their boy-scouts to war? When there is war, casualties are expected-even the respected American marines. Those who lost in the last election are so bitter that they are even blaming buhari for our inability to erect our flag on the surface of the moon. |
Accuse any naija man/woman of stealing national cake...then he or she becomes sick and needs oversea's doctors. |
By rivers of power discos...we sat down, and we always wail whenever we receive our montly bills. |
A wise dog does bark all the time... Where was this apostle of political sainthood when PDP wrecked havoc? For 16 years? Was he not the one who built a poultry and rented 'hens' to deceive Obasanjo on opening day? O ga o! When has the Devil now become the preacher of holiness? |
The reasons why oduduwa, arewa, biafra, and ijaw rebulics are broke is always visible. |
Everything in life has limitations... When the warnings are ignored tragedies are sure. The road to sexual pleasures has signs also...when all corners, bumps, gallops and bends are approached with speeds...! Overtaking also... All leads to fatal ends. |
It is your personal head! But remember, Bible says there are things which are not sinful but are to be avoided! In the bible Absalom loved keeping his hair long, in fact, He used to cut it once a year! The hair killed him when he was running from the battle-field...it got stock in a tree and his enemy met him dia and killed him! Remember, your hair-style can put you in deep trouble with a trigger happy policeman. There are acceptable norms in every society. And many people on this tread cannot stand a dreadlock son-in-law! They can't imagine their governors/president in dreadlock or fearful hairstyles. |
A real human is someone who is able to boldly define what he wants despite the popularity of what he does not want! Thank God for those who refused to get tattoo when it became a plate number for so many others... We are also grateful for those who kept their trousers in normal places when others were busy revealing their boxers! And thank God for those parents who ensured that they raise decent humans. |
White! But I hope his soul will now change to white also. Hmm, look at how he became a live cartoon for the kids! The kids really had fun watching such a reality show raw before their innocent noses. |
It amuses when some African papas want to install the software of discipline that they don't even have in their own operating system into their kids by force. The same fathers are the ones you see in police uniforms stealing along the road, they are the ones lying as prophets, they are the ones into oil bunkering, they are the looters and the mendacious demons...only to get home and start using sticks and rods to design their kiddies bodies in the name of discipline. Just like when An african man cherish a male child to sustain the micro-surname he has to the extent of ejecting a wife for giving birth to only girls. Africa our Africa. |
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No 'ruler' in nigeria has ever admitted his or her blunders even when such 'blunders' are visible to those born without eyes. If our village 'headmasters' are always good as they love to claim, then why are we still in this mess? Correct any of them, and you will see cobra-like reactions- National geographic vipers. They are experts in displaying pancake projects...they will photograph themselves buying roasted yam, but they won't snap themselves stealing billions. No problems...it is only in Nigeria you will see shameless individuals parading themselves as elder 'statemen'... Help me ask them where is the 'state'? A failed state with 'statemen'? Such 'statemen' are baboons...Nay, they are elderly demons. |
PopeExplicit:. I have, my poem is ready, I will send it to ur email, so u kan submitt for us |
So u kan cain or beat them abi? Now it is time for you cry abi? Where were u all since? |
Now at least she knows the differences btw one's fathers house and boyfriend's shelter. Let a lady who is growing bigger breasts not rejoice too much, because such boobs end up sending one away from her parents abode. Let the birthday people also remember that age takes one closer to death. |
NCC should stop collecting fines on my behalf pls... Where is a true love between a chicken farmer and the chicks? Any fine should be paid back to we the direct customers in forms of credit or data. |
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