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otipoju:
You are sounding so bullish about something you have not thought deeply about.

Please for starters, tell me why Jesus had to spit in the ground, made a paste of mud and rub it on Blind Bartimeaus face before telling him to go to the pool of Siloam to wash, but only spoke the word in the Centurions case.

With all your so called advanced knowledge, kindly explain.

If you succed in that, kindly tell me the correlation between the Israelites prevailing over their enemies in that battle when his hands were raised to the sky and their being dominated when his hands were down.

If you are able to do that, tell me why the prophet chided the King for not hitting the ground at least five to seven times instead of the three to ensure that the enemies of Israel were completely defeated.

Tell me the correlation betwee the isrealites warriors led by Gideon holding touches and breaking pots in their victory against their enemies.

One simple explanation runs througj all these events if you can identify it, say it.....its the mystery and beauty of Celestial Church of Christ.

I was born one over three decades ago, I am one now, will marry one, my children will be raised as one and I will die and be buried as one.

congrats! I'm not amased, people like you behave as if cele is a cult! U can't be born a cele, every man apart from Jesus is born a sinner! You have accepted cele and not jesus! When u get to heave go and tell ur God you are cele , you shall be told you a terrestrian! All those things u reffered to never justified the facts that ur people use candles atimes to hynotised women into marriages...and some shameful things not found in the bible and osofa never even did himself.

mrBlunt:
Oyetunder, your level of ignorance and obvious lack of right judgement reeks to the heavens. May be you should start by telling us the biblical basis for believing that all the things you mentioned are contrary to the Bible or are inconsistent with what Jesus did in healing the blind man whom, according to the leading of the Holy Spirit,, directed to have a stream bath after he had first sealed his eyes with a mixture of clay. You cannot rationalize the ways of God by your crooked and deficient human understanding. Modern churches today have invented certain practices too that are not specifically practised in the Bible by the early Christians. That does not mean we should condemn them, but we must test whether or not they are consistent with the teachings of the Bible. Lo ba tan. Get a life friend.

you yourself! The white people who brought the gospel to you had never in their churches allowed such evils, but you africans who merged magics with church. Jesus spit on the mud! Yes! Tell me the correlation btw that and breaking of pots and killing of ducks for irapada? Well, your eyes go open soon!

davbravo:
na u know......mayb you're d one that makes d charms for them....everything celestians do are in d bible

. Okay dr Bible, show us where the Bible allows you to use coconut...where the bible allows you to break pot...where the bible talk about apata michael...where the bible talk about ida...where the bible talk about akanse ise? That's is how you people will not open bible and still be proving what you don't know! People like you only remembers bible when you want to insert a picture inside... And show us where the bible teaches you how to tie seven cindles together with threads!

kallmemrB:
firstly I respect ur point of view and May God continue to empower you...but the same way they teach you abt God at ur church is also the same way am taught abt God but our difference is I hear Gods voice louder and clearly at my church Celestial..all denomination in the wold have fake pastors but that doesn't mean good doesn't exist...you said 99% are fake ,well am not against ur view but I believe that the prophets in my own Parish are in that Honest 1%....no hanky panky I honestly believe In the Only True God and I follow his ways so pls stop generalizing Celestial as a whole

Now I am happy with your reply! But honestly, people like you need to do more in telling your people the pure truth. As a person, I've boldly proclaimed the truth across ccc parishes and even their elders! Many things need to be corrected! The bible needs to be placed above ilana! And let those who have gifts of prophecy stop claiming to be prophets! Also the rituals being called akanse ise is enough!!! Oshofa was a great man, but his followers are doing too much damages! Agreed, other denominations have fake and useless ministers like judas, but there are means of punishing them in those places, but impunity reigns in ccc! Peole have a popular saying, cele n tan e! Which means cele is deceiving you! Why cele alone in dat proverb! The evil impression should be worked against.

kallmemrB:
May God save us all,May God remove all the bad seed from his great Fold in Jesus name...

Note:am not saying the prophet is fake or original or whether he uses charm or not,Who am I to judge!!...all am saying is Know and understand the God you serve...


Am proud to be a Celestial

! I respect your view! But u had better be proud to know Christ! All this habit of equating salvation to denominational membership is a sure way to missing it all. I noticed that most cele members have so much belief in their membership of celestial as if becoming a member is a sure way to God and heaven! Also cele people hate the truth so much...they enjoy protecting an already battered image. Tell celes the truth, and they will think you persecuting them! Soon they will know that they are terrestrials. Which prophets? 99 percent of cele prophets are herbalists in white as they engage in activities even herbalists are afraid of. Majority exhibit total disregard of God's words.

evy1:
Na wa o..i see nothing wrong in what he did,4 months after or 4 years later all na the same thing.

! I respect ur view! But that woman died carrying their baby! So the man lost 2 souls... And almost instantly he was toasting anoda woman!? Where is the pain, or respect for that late woman! But all is well...time. Is a good judge.

sukkot:
20 tubers of yam and cow. this priest wan eat correct for this christmas

yes o! Ure right! Africans say that Cobra's foods will always come to locate it... also they confess that Evil spirits lives in perpetual enjoyment...even as satan provides foods for dogs and vultures in forms or rituals. Very soon, gods shall start demanding ipad and ifone...even as evil birds had left iroko trees for MTN masts.

Bishopmayowa:
U for respect yourself. U have being told to buy any item she's selling, literally she's under contract of a company and won't sacrifice that for a "fan".

thank you jare. Not Fan alone, Ceiling Fan... There you are, a society which had lost the true definition of values. A nation without a hero has turned nigerians to make one out of singers and actors. Hmm. We have no living Mandela to snap pictures with. Hmmm, but those who are desperate can go snap pictures beside the tombs of Zik. Awo, Balewa, Okigbo...Fela and Saro Wiwa!

Alasi20:
Thanks God No Live Lost

thank God Jare... But he alarmed us by calling it FATAL Accident o! That's a wrong word please! The right word is 'Ghastly'...

madgoat:
The husband's mental status should be checked.

thanks, I like ur submission! The whole house needs care! The dog needs a Vet...the wife needs a vacation...the husby needs a bed space in yaba mental home.

DashMeYansh:
[size=18pt]They all have problems. It is wrong to hit a dog with a stick, and a man that beats a woman(Kinda Sexist) won't hesistate to beat a dog. Further more, the _Bitch's incessant barking speaks volume of the bad pet owner. Its wrong and I fail to see any justification for that shameless man...he should get a pussycat instead since he's a Pussy_ [/size]

thank you very much! Yoruba says you don't kill a dog for barking...also it is worse to beat one's wife. The dog messed up...the wife fumbled...the husband tumbled. Untrustworthy cat is better. Accumulated angers at work

They kept blaming colonial masters...now they are willingly selling themselves to the chinese who never once came to africa to snatch slaves. Mugabe the mungambo since inception has been the Ebola of his country...a monkey who only became a baboon despite having the best education in abroad. He has more than that 'enslavement amount' in his bank account for sure. He took the loan, ate the loan and now sold his country for it. Even in his old age, he remains a case study in the arena of stupidity. Chinese currency won't save his country...he has to go! But I pray death would allow him to pay for his sins before going to his miserable grave like others before him.

akoshanti:
why are all the contestant of miss universe from earth






_{since its miss universe its only fair to have contestants from other galaxies}

yes now! I won't be amased if fine demons as well as roaming spirits of the dead were secretly present.

sonOfLucifer:
ANd the story that a man that died for claiming nonsense 2000 years ago in some village in the Middle east is your saviour is not enslavement?

What if Jesus died in Africa
Born of a carpenter
Welcomed by three dibias
With cowries, yams and talismans

What if Jesus died in Africa
Faraway from Mecca
And closer to Abuja,
Aso Rock, his path on Passover

What if Jesus died in Africa
His cross made of rafia
Stoned with mounds of eba
Alomo passed to him as his soul crossed over

But Jesus didnt die in Africa
No eba was stoned at Golgotha
The son of David had no idea whatsoever
That there was a land called Africa.


God that didn't save himself from three nails 2000 years ago and hasn't come back since will save me from what?


HE didn't save all the Christians and Muslims Boko Haram killed in the North. HE didn't destroy the Boko Haram that was supposedly 'spoiling' His Name. Can you see how stupid your God is. Look at all the prayers and tithes and pilgrimage and time Nigerians spend on 'God' business every year and see where we are... Nansenz..

Your cars, your phones, your language, your books do not reflect you. You fight for the Gods of the Jews and Arabs. You kill yourself in the name of Allah and Yahweh. And destroy the temples of Chukwu, Olodumare. You insult Esu by calling Him Lucifer. You insult Ekwensu, the great god of war and craftiness, by equating him with Yahweh's archenemy Lucifer. You are deranged, your history is broken, that is why your present is a miserable existence.

who says Jesus knew nothing about Africa? He was brought to Egypt as a baby and grew there to his childhood!!!

Thank God some woman did not mother us. It is one thing to be born in an advance country, yet another thing to have a mentally advance mum! One's skin does not determine his/her mental stability and reasoning. Let her enjoy a lifetime of end-time sex now that she has no child.

brainbucks:
Last Days generosity

End time gang of looters! Like their Biblical fathers, they had crucified Nigeria...we now need the power of resurrection

alrahmanonline:
How dare you blame Buhari for fighting corruption? i can't believe we still have youths who supported corruption... SMH

thank you sir! Let him go and ask Bukari, why coming here to send us to buhari?

osemoses1234:
END TIME HUSBAND

end time relationships leading to endtime marriages everywhere and everyday. Relationships and marriages should not be built on useless materials as foundation.

fexti:
Signs of END TIMES

yes, end time injuries. Injury time

Haba! People who interprete bible like this are the problems of the church. Imagine! This story in the bible is clear enough to be understood with a plain mind, not to just manipulate to build a sinful doctrine please. As at then, It was permitted for brothers to re-marry their late brothers wife for the purpose of giving birth on behalf of the dead so their generation wont be wipe off. That was even before the Law of Moses was given. God here just judged that man for his evil thoughts. He was just sleeping with the widow and was not ready to impregnate her to have a child in the name of the late brother. This is just God's way of telling us that he rules in the affairs of men.

It takes someone who is social-networktically disabled to fall for all these cheap pranks. Well, common sense is not common.

sirTesco:
Just lost my uncle about few hours ago.
God rest his soul.
The life of the dead lives in the memories of the living.
I will always remember him for his meekness.
Sleep on Mr. Christopher Ojo.


Pls help pray for the happy repose of his soul.

. Sorry we share your feelings! But we would rather pray for the living! The dead does not need our prayers anymore.

sod09:
Too long
Make una learn to reduce space nd summarize jo..
Abeg who Dan read am
Explain pls

the joblessness of abati is now the beginning of needless epistles.

Confessng:
Actually true.
See a smart woman thinks she knows too much and finds it difficult to put her smartness aside to be submissive and there cant be two captains in a ship
Modified
There is a difference btw smart ,smarter and smartest they are gradations of the same word,no one is asking for a dunce,smart women can be submissive ,smarter women may try probably read up on how to be in a relationship and not be sandpaper to your partner but very smart women? They believe they know it all and want to play the what a man can do a woman can do better card.....

I'm which case they forget that their roles male female roles are different and the power of a woman lies in her being a woman not in struggling for head with a man , no be where neck turn head go go ?

Meanwhile Oga Seun when are we converting our Nairaland likes and shares to Nairaland shares ooh less than a month old with this moniker and am running on 680 likes
Jus kiddn
Salute Boss

thank you! You are so right! I've met many women who thought thay are 'smart'...but in truth, they are not! It is one thing to be smart, yet another to be wisely smart. Most of these ladies claiming to be smart are just trying to photocopy others. Many of such they see on tv as far as people like Ophrah in america. To me, to be smart is to actually know how to properly relate and do things. It is not about going about showcasing principles which are good theories but useless practicals. Even in churches you will find them messing things up and claiming to be smart. But the moment the resultant effect manifest...you will them recoiling like an ant eater.

Flashh:
Some pathetic fellows, even without reading the article, so far Fayose is tagged as the speaker, they will start saying he's always on point.

Fools!

abi o! Thank you! Why is buhari not victimising you and I? Even the best system cannot arrest all criminals..but the few arrested ones so far they are guilty must be punished! The fact that other thieves are roaming free is not an excuse at all.

dammytosh:
Shut the crap up.

You have history of supporting thieves and crooks.

So NSA will pay 2.1 billion to ait for wat ? NSA campaign ?

Shukuudi, can u do me a favour ? Gerrarahia

thank you! Why are we in this mess as a nation then when all the looters are claiming to be innocent, and their supporters are singing the songs of victimisation? Haba! Hmm, no wonder we keep producing thieves as leaders, they are just examples of what an average nigerian is.

alabi484:
when the economy is not favorable... what do you expect?

You are right...but if all who are facing hardship see crimes as paths to keep living, then our society will be a war zone. Also, even in countries where the economies are good, many are still deliberately into crime. Making others to cry is surely not the best way to escape poverty or unemployment! Even when such guys eventually get proceeds from their terrible works, what do they do except partying, drinking and patronising prostitutes? Which shows that they are mainly victims of mental poverty.

Ipad, shoee plus fun...baits used to lure the mugun to his arrest! I'm laughing...such a foolish criminal going about showcasing his stupidity. Empty brains looking for emptier brains to dupe..,ow he ment those who revealed how stupid he truly is

Ipad, shoee plus fun...baits used to lure the mugun to his arrest! I'm laughing...such a foolish criminal going about showcasing his stupidity. Empty brains looking for emptier brains to dupe..,ow he ment those who revealed how stupid he truly is.

henrimoto:
see remote reasoning... I am not sure you read through the story very well.

hope uve now realised the imporatnce of balancing your reasoning...hope ure following the story? Well, considering the gutter-education many like you had access to, sound reasoning and mental analyses would be hard anyway.

It seems many cannot see anything good again all in their bids to criticise. The more we complain blindly, the more we show we are not even ready to move forward a bit. Some die-hard supporters had suddenly turned to gangs of attackers looking for every chance to draw blood. But where were these champions of integrity when for 16 years PDP embarked on open destructive political missions and allowed boko haram killers to fully matured? All such people are keeping a collective 'blind eye' to the realities on ground.

corozy:
Endtime brutalizing....

hmmm! End time beatings indeed! So it is true that even Jet Lee cannot dare to fight agberos! With all the NYSC camp trainings, I thought the guy would have engaged them force for force...behold ceremonial training is not enough in the face of khakilized blows! Naija askaris...a case study. I hope they have not blinded that particular eye sha!