₦airaland Forum

eddyslim:
Zombie spotted

. Well, it shows you are from a generation of morons! Parental failure over your life clearly defined the way you think you can spot a zombie. An online pedestrian speaker like you! Surely you are from the generation of fools. Well, you can brag online, you are just an untrustworthy domestic cat.

NaijaEfcc:
Oya after all said and done, after your vituperation which is not surprising considering that you are a ZOMBIE, just answer this question since the hullabaloo about the war on corruption and insane amounts being brandished about by Apc government, how many people have been convicted or sent to jail and how much have been recovered ??

so they shuld be thrown to jail instantly? Even in other advance climes, it takes years to convict corrupt individuals. The amount recovered is all over for you to read! You are an example of what is wrong with Nigeria.

eddyslim:
APC face your work and stop all these propagandas. Every day same f*cking stories, just come up with something new

.. It is a pity we have so many people like you in this country! I knw ure either blinded by tribal, religion or party loyalism virus. The thieves are not denying, but people like you are protecting them with many useless reasons. Why are we in this mess, corruption! So they should be allowed to go even they stole! Which work did you give APC that does not including exposing, arresting and prosecuting corrupt individuals? I know you can't display what you don't have, but try and be reasonable for once!!!

See how they are attacking the ministry for having such a found! They did not bother to knw the mentioned ministry is an affliate of american missionaries established for mission purposes. Many are busy shouting against churches, they don't know that some local and foreign missionaries are still bust changing lives silently. An average thief themselves...they rather speak against the owner than the thief

Africans and dance. All you need to do is strike two sticks together, and an average african man/woman is ready to dance. A man who should at least be sober either guilty or not. Yes, to be accused innocently of stealing even commands a little shame from the subject. Nigeria, a nation where convicted robbers always dance home after serving their fragile terms to enjoy their loots. Keep dancing Saraki...and let others like you dance as well... Samuel Doe was a good dancer...Idi amin...and Mobutu all danced. But let every scientist know that he/she is part of the experiments he/she is carrying out in the laboratories of chemicals.

Africa! When shall you produced worthy leaders? When shall your 'rulers' stop dancing naked in the open market?

Lafin in chinese! After many of them used corrupt styles to graduate...and even to get posted to the state of their choice.

donbenedict:
do u expect the governor to donate one bag of rice to each person with 200,000 naira? At least he gave out something... we are talking of a mammoth crowd here. If you multiply 200 naira times 5000 people or above, u can see the amt being spent to feed his people..


So dnt tell me that! I'm impressed with what he is doing and it will go a long way to make someone who is malnourished to eat that day.

just like empty heads like you were impressed with Hitler, Mobutu, Idi Amin, Abacha... No society lack fools, but our main prayer is for the 'wise ones' to be more than the fools.

Anyone who embarks on a dangerous experiment inside the holes of laboratory should also remember that he himself is part of the experiment. Every 'man' is also made of chemical materials which are capable of reacting to other external chemical compounds.

Yes

Nigeria: A nation without celebrities!

kennyman2000:
Hahahaha.. Make u na continue to dey enjoy the change. Shey no be u na want change? The change has come. Make u na dey enjoy am berekete.

I wonder the kind slap or heavy beating anybody wey mistakenly say ''sai buhari'' go recieve.

. People like you are just blinded by tribal and political affiliation! Is buhari responsible for this now? Who hurriedly did a useless privatisation of Nepa and allowed smarter people to mortgage his brains? Nigerians once eagerly voted for Jonathan, and they too felt he did a bad job and voted against him again! So why the needless bitterness? Expecting Buhari to fail is not a virtue, but a sign of mental weakness.

Nigerians don't know how to fight back! Let them in one voice reject the services of such power provider! Let each house disconnect the 'wire' from the pole! Within one week, such an evil provider shall learn.

Pascal181:
A real grassroot politician. God bless those that bless u and do otherwise to those dat say otherwise.

. Well, and people like you want a Nigerian we can all be proud of? So far we have many with this type of reasoning in Nigeria, it shall take an uncommon miracle for this country to move forward.

Paperwhite:
The granny must be wise I tell ya unlike the foolish one who donate her precious #1m to a useless cause & later died of regret/ frustration or like the other silly one that donated her hard-earned #10000 pension to a president that never care she exist.

. You don't need all these pls. The Bible says we should honour old people! Not all must follow what we belief pls. This is about our nation, not about individuals in PDP and APC! Who told you that it is even better to romance a tiger than to hug a leopard? Both are killers pls... If PDP is that good, we won't be in this mess after their 16 years of useless adventures in power! If APC is good, they would have at least turned the states they govern to paradises. These politicians are like league players moving from one club to the other. Tribal and religion annoyance will always make one to use words anyhow please. And all because we are online is not a permission to be insultive at all

Philpham:
Where is your statistical proof, your comment sounds like the typical male disillusion, lots of noise but no common sense.

well, I will still be polite! I won't use vulgar words like you. Forget statistical proof! Are those women dating and marrying married women from planet Pluto? Where are married men getting women from? Venus? I hate polygamy with passion, I don't even keep polygamists as friends. But all I'm saying is that women-folks too are stakeholders in all these pls!

Philpham:
Are men not stupid creatures, they cannot even take care of 1 wife, they are thinking of taking a second one. They think with their di.ck, and the only thing they value in marriage is sex and to satify their libido period!, thats why they are advocating to marry as many as possible. Hope.less individuals.

Agreed! but are women not sillier...they still agree in millions to marry married men! Humans!!! Chai! Even in the climes where polygamy is not allowed, women still push married men to divorce and marry them.

Yes! On a funny mode! Female lawyers it seems don't joke with their husbands playing marital pranks! The case of the man in ibadan is still fresh...as the case is even in a Court of Law. Yap! The man died...and the wife who is a lawyer is the suspect! His crime...marital dribbling.

Misplaced anger! Not only Transformer but transformation. I fought Ikeja Disco to their senses on my own street without soliciting for any area supporter. If femi should decide to contest , such individuals will call him 'mad' and refuse to vote for him. Let him go and fight those who are busy collecting crazy bills from him. Imagine, an average african always looking for who to blame since 2000BC.

MAKING FORTUNES out of MADNESS:- Just last week, a prophet soaked a female worshipper with kerosene and set her ablaze. The woman got burnt badly. Reason: the prophet claimed God told him to do that in order to proof His presence during the sunday service. The same week, another prophet stabbed his pregnant wife, he too claimed God told and assured him that all shall be well.

Years ago, Nigerians heard how a prophet entered the Lions' Cage in Ibadan zoo to openly prove his 'Daniel' anointing. He was devoured. Our churches are now 'safe haven' for mentally 'unstable individuals' operating as prophets, marketing and even making fortunes out of their 'mental instability'.

Behold, in Nigeria today, those who should be seriously chained down in mental institutions are busy making fortunes in our sacred institutions with vision traceable to epileptic mental operations. Everything 'goes' now in most of our denominations, from men and women attributing their madness to heavenly vision.

Claims of angelic encounters...visits to heavens...dialogues with Jesus among others now cut across denominations. Many had predicted the day the world would end...many had declared themselves as the last prophet or as the black Moses...many claimed they are possessed by angel Gabriel...and many had even claimed to be the black 'Jesus'.

Those brought in chains to churches for deliverance easily become prophets after 6 months, only to be marketing the residue of their madness to desperate clients who are ever hungry for visions, magical works and rituals. It is true, many self-acclaimed prophets are just mad men making fortunes out of church-goers while relying on their dialogues with imaginary apparitions.

The Church need to wake up and test every spirit, prophetic claims should be compared with the word of God. Also, christians should learn to study their Bible instead of going about looking for spiritual short-cuts and extra-scriptural means. Revive us oh Lord...and deliver us from evil. Amen

The rate at which hooligans are busy wasting useful lives is becoming alarming. When some untrained human crocodiles targets are profitable individuals. Imagine! Some bunch of 'area boys' mother by 'area mums' now go about forceful demanding money from money from musicians, sportmen and other successful people...and when they are denied such rituals, they are ready to kill. Sad, the police that should handle these societal 'ebola carriers' are not mostly mere 'area officers' whose different police stations are also identified by Area A, B, C, G etc.

The 'Dasuki' In Us:- As Boko Haram marauders were busy killing, abducting, raping and mocking fellow Nigerians, a man named 'Dasuki' was using the opportunity to scatter Billions of Naira under an executive umbrella. Monies meant for bullets, guns and other hardware were packaged into different sizes and posted to different hands. As helpless villagers were being killed...small girls being kidnapped and soldiers being disgraced by rag-tag terrorists, ATM Dasuki was busy dispensing 'cash' to those with excutive 'passwords'. Our soldiers were expected to fight with catapults...while Dasuki continues to stamp bags of money with the inks of blood. Many elders of our land, journalists of our society and elites of our communities took part in this unholy communion administered by Pope Bishop Imam Grandmaster Dasuki. Now...the Wind of Change is blowing, and the evil feathers of Vulture Dasuki are being exposed on the streets of Nigeria. Dasuki did not drop from heaven, he is just what an average Nigerian can be when saddled with the 'bag' of the common-wealth. From the Altars of Churches, pinnacles of mosques to the shrines of gods, Nigerians continue to dare even invisible powers when it comes to money. From Up North to the Down South...most Nigerians wake up daily looking for where to steal, to kill and to destroy. Alas, a Nation meant to be great has its inhabitants operating like cobras...the venom of corruption, the coil of embezzlement, and the total swallowing of monumental wealth. A nation at war within itself...where the main purpose of occupying a post is for the primary aim of stealing. The few who are closer to the 'cake' have made other Nigerians a group of helpless beggars who politicians canvass for their votes with key-holders and foodstuffs. The 'Dasuki' in all of us must die if we are to build a Nation...Yes, the 'Dasuki' in us must be crucified.

fammo:
Why is the boy always looking dirty

you observed well. Surely we need another good samaritan to get him sponge,soaps, creams and clothes. Infact, his pics background self nah wah! Well, He needs a samaritan that can totally relocate and resettle him.

Brugo:


Truth is bitter. Some guys end up underachieving because of the fear transfered to them by girlfriends and wives.

Corporate jobs and promotions are limited; entrepreneurial opportunities are not. Ladies, let that man take the risk. Support him and be proud of his small achievements.



Cc: Lalasticlala, Seun.

God bless you sir! Thank God someone like me never felt discouraged when two ladies hurt me all because I wanted to stand on my own as a man of vision! Even their parents didn't help. Esau lost his birthright all because of a lunch. No guy should ever allow any lady or her family to make him feel less human. A man of vision should know that it takes only a woman of vision to value vision also. For example:- a lady rejected David Oyedepo when he was a struggling preacher, also sam adeyemi was rejected by a lady all because he was a poor preacher then! Yes, a lady left Michael Bolton all because he was trying to pursue a musical passion and was poor then! We all know these men today. Amen

Sall:
If you take this ffk words serious you are on your own and foolish as well

, thank you! No thief is satisfied when other robbers are being punished! Fani or file or whatever is afraid of his own shadows. While was he not crying 'human right' on behalf of the masses when he was one of those treating Nigerians like rags.

cckris:
No one is guilty in Nigeria, unless the Judiciary so rules.
This is not a Republic of Sharialand.

yes! But be thanking the Lord that nigerians are religious people! If it were to be in other climes...for some individuals to be stealing and displaying such wealth would have caused the masses to mob such individuals openly. I'm not ready to cry human right for those who treated nigerians worst than their domestic dogs.

amaechi1:
Everyone is now talking about fundamental human right and rule of law but nobody is talking about human wrongs. When they were busy during the lootercracy nobody remembered democracy.

! Thank you! For how long shall we be polite to looters! We all know that the reason where in this mess is traceable to those who stole our wealth!!! And yet we are eager to protect and even fight for the rights of our economic 'Ebola' in forms individuals who never respect us a us a Nation! What! If all this were to be in china, they would all have been killed by now anyway. Even a slowpoke on the road knows that with proper judicial power, all these criminals should by now be enjoying trans-generational prison terms.

Acidosis:
funny

1 Police woman escorts 6 hefty criminals.

while;

Several hefty police men threatened Sophia, Davido's girlfriend, over her baby.

thank you! Who even told us the guy escape was not officially planned by rotten officers intoxicated by enough bribes.

Jelo4kul:
When I saw this pics, I started laughing after a while I began to cry.



Ask me why?

why?

bronzegoddess:
All those girls that go to alfas for soap and cream and powder....shey u know the contents of those stuff?

thank you very much! Imagine, she is 20 and already visiting an alfa in his 'resort' home to spend days! Where are the parents in all these limitless freedom being enjoyed by these very young ladies. Only God knows how many of such romantic adventurers had ended up being wasted.

kallmemrB:
when you understand that angels are real then u will understand all those things....

trash! Are u supposed to know and worship angels? Or Jesus? Keep on practicing your babylonian magic! Do u know how many olusos who had confessed after they herad me preach, they openly set magical books and other items on fire. Wetin concern angels with iwe odo!? Coconut...do angels use coconut to drink garri ni ? Wetin concern angels with candles?