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Career / Re: Stand Out In The Job Market: Get A Tailored Cv/resume Today by Oyindamsax(m): 1:30pm On Mar 11
Oyindamsax:
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Career / Stand Out In The Job Market: Get A Tailored Cv/resume Today by Oyindamsax(m): 1:26pm On Mar 11
Are you tired of blending into the crowd of job applicants? Do you want to catch the eye of recruiters and land that dream job? Look no further! A tailored CV/Resume service is here to help you shine bright in the competitive job market.

Why choose a good CV/Resume writer?

1. Tailored for You: We understand that one size doesn't fit all when it comes to CV/Resumes. Our experienced professionals will craft a customized document that highlights your unique skills, experiences, and accomplishments.

2. Beat the Bots: With the rise of Applicant Tracking Systems (ATS), it's crucial to have a CV/Resume optimized for these systems. We know the tricks to ensure your CV/Resume gets past the bots and into the hands of human recruiters.

3. Stand Out from the Crowd: Recruiters often spend mere seconds scanning through CVs/Resumes. Our expertly crafted documents are designed to grab attention quickly and leave a lasting impression.

4. Highlight Your Achievements: Many applicants simply list their job duties, but we go above and beyond by showcasing your achievements and quantifiable results. This sets you apart as a high-achiever and valuable asset to any employer.

5. Stay Relevant: Whether you're switching industries or aiming for a promotion, we tailor your CV/Resume to align with your career goals and the specific job you're targeting.

Don't let your CV/Resume hold you back from reaching your full potential. Invest in yourself and let us help you stand out in the job market!

Car Talk / Re: Break Failure Experience ( Pix ) by Oyindamsax(m): 10:02pm On Jul 25, 2023
nurey:
2020 my work requires you learn to ride Okada I still be learner. My new Okada never ready nah so my colleague give me one aprokah bike to be managing, decending down a hill, the brake flat pata pata, it was all this red soil.and rain had drenched it and super slippery, the rear wheels slipped, bike faced a gully by the side, I dropped both legs, braced for impact grin, front went in first, rear followed while still on the bike, slammed my right leg in the gully, okada crushed my leg against the road sha, i left the okada in the gully, limped home and told my workers to go get the okada. I was wearing safety sha reason I didn't break my legs or head.

Nah next day I know say something happened, felt pain for 2 weeks. Now I be mini expert, if brake fail for bike nah to jump off with my 2 left legs raised like Lui Kang no time grin and I don't speed pass 100km now tongue on Okada

Chaiiiii you Sabi work still Nash, na 2 different times I carried no brake along Abeokuta express, with a bike that belongs to our quarry company where we are working. Jumping off is a very life saving idea sha but that time we are 2 on a bike , as the bike brake hitted a bump with force of speed na so d thing hook. E remain how I go take dey apply brake, na so I dey use gear on, immediately from g3 nonstop to g2 then immediately to g1 na so d machine off light oo omo e no funny that day
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Your Experiences With Chinese Bosses As Nigerians by Oyindamsax(m): 5:43pm On Jun 30, 2023
[quote author=FalseProphet1 post=124121081]They are very stingy. One promised to send me his tithes after I prayed for him. Till date he didn't send anything.

I prefer European and American members, they're the best.

This I have seen.

Kabieshi Olodumare

Wongbe pastor ni handicap grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Am I On The Right Track Dating A Girl Above Me? by Oyindamsax(m): 4:44am On Apr 03, 2023
I met this fine babe, earlier this year so kind, generous, and caring. She is God fearing, i learnt to know that she is three (3) years older than me.

Although we do have quarrels most of the time, i kept on studying her everyday she seems to be the perfect match though.

But am concerned about the future, make she no go dey feel bossy or some what embarassed
Politics / Re: Dino: Oshiomole Patronizes Benin Prostitutes; Tinubu Has 5 Children From 4 Women by Oyindamsax(m): 10:59pm On Dec 01, 2022
Oshey èkíní, olomo idi marun otooto grin.


If you didn't get it�
Science/Technology / Re: Man Builds Toilet That Generates Gas For Cooking & Electricity by Oyindamsax(m): 10:56pm On Dec 01, 2022
HarlequinLekex:


https://www.legit.ng/people/1506956-poo-cooking-photos-nigerian-man-builds-toilet-generates-gas-cooking-electricity/

Kudos, it was also done in China, but when you poo you get payed as something which could get you a coffee and pie. 9ja wake up.

Imagine having this at home, so no to buying petrol for gen again niyen. I will just create public toilet at the front of my house grin
Celebrities / Re: Sir Balo Weds In Benin (Photos) by Oyindamsax(m): 10:48pm On Dec 01, 2022
Chijeep:
happy married life my man.
LET THOSE PEOPLE SHOUTING MARRIAGE NA SCAM UPANDAN REMAIN SINGLE TILL THEY ENTER 75YRS. Na dat time dem go understand.
dem go even feel like make dem see pson wey go borrow dem der grand daughter to take care of them

What about those running baby mama level?
Take the mic grin

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Politics / Re: Programme For Ademola Adeleke's Swearing-In Ceremony As Osun Governor (Photo) by Oyindamsax(m): 12:04pm On Nov 26, 2022
9jahotblog:
Congratulations to the 6th executive Governor of Osun State, Senator Ademola Nurudeen Jackson Adeleke. Imole de Okunkun Parada ni gbogbo ipinle Osun.

Oporh grin, Osun state's right man
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Welcomes Friends To England Ahead Of Her Church Wedding (video) by Oyindamsax(m): 12:01pm On Nov 26, 2022
Vipro:
Please is business education a good course to study in Nigeria university?

Yes by 50/50 chances, not *really* applicable for gov jobs, but you can start you personal org and also work in LGA sectors.
Sports / Re: Netherlands Vs Ecuador: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (1 - 0) - Live by Oyindamsax(m): 4:23pm On Nov 25, 2022
shiki:
cheesy Netherlands 2-1 Ecuador

Awòràwọ̀ grin, what if Ecuador wins?
Properties / Re: My Plumber Failed, See How A Female Nairalander Fixed Dripping Tap (Pics,Video) by Oyindamsax(m): 10:49am On Nov 25, 2022
And àṣáró pots grin
Properties / Re: Waterproof Wall Screeding Material In Nigeria by Oyindamsax(m): 6:25pm On Nov 24, 2022
1. What's the price per paint bucket now?

2. Do you apply for pay on delivery?

3. What's your delivery hour from your location to Ogbomoso, Oyo State.?

WhatsApp: 08122296309.
Politics / Re: Governor Makinde Runs Half Marathon With Daughter In US (Photos) by Oyindamsax(m): 12:26pm On Nov 14, 2022
Yankee101:
Why is she not enjoying ASUU strike in nigeria too?

Imagine your comment, even if his children schools here it has nothing to do, only if those kids didn't disclose there identity for security purposes.

No one will likes to even school in Nigeria including you grin, so what are you pointing out about this?
Family / Re: My Kid Sister Ran Away From Home, What Do I Do? by Oyindamsax(m): 12:02pm On Nov 14, 2022
Sope otilo angry
Family / Re: My Elder Brother Doesn't Send Me Money Except I Lie by Oyindamsax(m): 7:20pm On Nov 10, 2022
captainzee4life:
I'm so confused now as I pen down this.


During the long strike, I worked at a bread factory to raise money for my upkeep in school in school.

Now, my department has a compulsory excursion and it way expensive. I called him and told him and he said, "He doesn't have the money."

I used the money I saved to pay for the compulsory excursion. I will be down with nothing for upkeep.

I don't want to lie or keep lying about my health to get money from him.

Please senior and mature sirs/ma in the house what should I do? I have run out of options.



Go find Lions teeth and crocodiles fore teeth with squarell tail, dry it up and ground it together with honey and speak to him, give us update later grin
Health / Re: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by Oyindamsax(m): 7:14pm On Nov 10, 2022
lordsterlin:
Dear Nairalanders,

My name is Preston and I am 36yrs this year. I really need help. For the past 35yrs of my life I have never bleeped a girl or woman. The only thing I've done in the past was just to kiss, kiss and kiss. Another thing I do is to help myself through wanking.

Recently, I've got a girlfriend (actually my first). She loves me obviously from her actions. Because I feared I may not be able to satisfy her, I went to buy a drug from a drugstore. The Man told me to take it atleast 10-15mins before the actual sex. I did as instructed but it didn't work as just few thrust, and my yogurts were out. Another day she came when I least expected her. I attempted to do it with her this time. I allowed myself lie while she mounted my rod. Again, just few thrusts, and I was done. This is becoming quite embarrassing.

What can I do to solve this problem?


I no suppose tell you but I have to help this comrade �, just eat ordinary garri without water for like 2hrs before the coming time I give us update after grin
Science/Technology / Re: Scientists Say Earth Needs To Prepare For An Alien Encounter NOW Before Its Late by Oyindamsax(m): 11:06pm On Nov 09, 2022
EdmundDantes:

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What is the higlighted?

A Yoruba word, a set of powerful idol.
Science/Technology / Re: Scientists Say Earth Needs To Prepare For An Alien Encounter NOW Before Its Late by Oyindamsax(m): 10:54pm On Nov 09, 2022
Jeromejnr:
Saw the update earlier.

There has been a lot of UFO/UAP sightings lately.

Remember seeing some in one night back in 2003 in boarding school.

Those you saw back then @boarding school are alujannu, I even witnessed different types of them back in FGC boarding school.
Romance / Re: I Told Her Straight Up, I Want To Marry Her by Oyindamsax(m): 10:42pm On Nov 09, 2022
And which University she dey grin, so that we can help you monitor her grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Man Shoots Neighbour Dead While Aiming At Wife’s Lover In Kwara by Oyindamsax(m): 3:40pm On Nov 04, 2022
Them suppose castrate the guy and even cut the preek hang inside glass for museum grin, onikorokopun isonu cheesy.
Food / Re: See The Plate Of Rice I Bought For #400 by Oyindamsax(m): 3:35pm On Nov 04, 2022
bigcee:

grin grin grin

You don see am finish, patapata

Phones / Re: Elon Musk Fires Twitter Employees Worldwide by Oyindamsax(m): 3:30pm On Nov 04, 2022
Kaiii cry, imagine



This people will be passing through Earth and hell before securing a good job which can at least sustain there family for living
Politics / Re: If You Are Hungry, Go To The Farm - President Buhari Tells Nigerians by Oyindamsax(m): 3:23pm On Nov 04, 2022
Na cattle farm I dey target for now. Make I enter one Kara/sabo carry two cows commit, make military carry my matter for gov grin
Romance / Re: My Mum Caught Me And My Girlfriend by Oyindamsax(m): 9:39pm On Nov 01, 2022
Mama don ask this niggar on Sunday if e get like 5k B4 oo, him talk say him no get, now your kasala don busrt grin

Bro just forget about it, and pack out for selfcon 1st thing 2mrw morning smiley grin
Celebrities / Re: Ifa Priestess Suggests Cause Of Death Of Davido, Chioma’s Son by Oyindamsax(m): 9:25pm On Nov 01, 2022
Humm, nawa oo
Business / Re: CBN Redesigns 200, 500 & 1000 Naira Notes by Oyindamsax(m): 2:48pm On Oct 26, 2022
Make them do 5k odidi naa

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Pets / Re: This Pussycat Was Killed By My Electric Transformer by Oyindamsax(m): 12:41pm On Oct 26, 2022
grin mummy Sikira lo meeting won o, wale mon óò�� grin

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Romance / Re: Young Nigerian Man Shows Off His Old German Sugar Mummy In Wheelchair (Video) by Oyindamsax(m): 12:00pm On Oct 26, 2022
grin comrade that mama no fit get joy underneath again�

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