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ijebabe: Even with all the glam and shine, it is safe to say that Denrele and Prince Uzoegwu stole the show!

FIERCE for those two ladies.. I mean GUYS. *Snap snap*

LMAO

50calibre: God! See music. Nigeria is finished.

ed23bello: its official Olamide featuring D'banj in First Of All Remix "What is the website of NSCDC" hehehe, Oya Oya click download sharp sharp .

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A mess, why is the boy trying to pull an accent "FURst" of all? I preferred it raz and dbanj keeps falling lower and lower I see

Ugly duckling: Lately we've been having complaints from guys about fake ladies with fake hair, eyelashes, buttocks, breast(using foam bra) etc. Well they've been expose too on how they deceive ladies using fake abs and fake chest to be forming six pack boys. I guess the tables are levelled now and both sexes are guilty of deceiving the opposite sex.

This one na money opportunity, please where can I 'import' in wholesale to sell?? Link, connects, oso oso

joel lala: The Kano State Hisbah Command has arrested nine beggars for engaging in homosexuality. The deputy commander in charge of Operations and Special Duties,
Nabahani Usman, said the operation was conducted by the Tarauni Local Government command of the agency at Unguwa Uku Motor Park. He said the operatives of the agency succeeded in the arrest of nine teenagers and three adults who engaged in homosexuality at the park. “This operation is part of our commitment to reform the act of street begging in the state based on several reports we received on social vices associated with the act of begging,” he said. He said: “The command conducted an operation and succeeded in the apprehension of nine beggars who came from neighbouring states of Jigawa, Sokoto, Borno and other states, and three adults that engaged in homosexuality in Unguwa Uku motor park.” Usman told journalists: “I appeal to the people of this state to remove negative perception on street begging. Our command is committed to free the society of social vices associated with begging. We do this with pure mind in order to provide a good and peaceful society.” According to him, “The arrest of these teens has motivated us to assign our men to be operating in the parks while in mufti. We also appeal to the Governor, Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, to give us an approval to employ more personnel to strengthen our operations.” One of the beggars Usman, 11, said: “My name is Yusuf, I am from Sokoto State. I came here to study in my brother’s Koranic school. I was lured by this deaf man who said he would give me N150 to sleep with me.” THISDAY in Kano recalled that the state Hisbah command had recently forwarded a proposal on banning the street begging in the state.

Source: http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/kano-hisbah-arrests-nine-beggars-for-sodomy/150844/

N150? that guy cheap

kcreal: I vote for Abpatrick.

here's how I picture this.

Ladies, if you DATE:

Laylow: He'll probably provide for you, protect you and still care for you. If he LIKES you then he would probably go ahead and marry you and you will both live happily ever after even though he is a sucker for runs type babes them and wants one who is homely as well.

Ekwah: he will want to treat you the way he THINKS you should be treated based off what every "big boy" is doing . He will buy you a phone if THAT's WHAT's EN VOGUE and do things based on what's popular at the moment, at the core of his personality you may find a very simple boy who lives life through an image - your choice if you can live with that.

Ghenghen - and are over 20, you need prayers.

Abpatrick - Maybe slightly like laylow AND you know if he doesn't he IS sleeping with someone else, guess what though, you won't let him go. If he likes you he will be 1005607% loyal and faithful to you and will got he extra mile for you. He is the husband you have and ladies will not let you or him rest, he keeps you on your toes before these "igbo" girls jiri ogwu snatch your husband.

Your pick - which one challeges you more?

Shollypopz: Please Sir, if there's anything we can do to encourage you to vote Ekwah, let me know.

Any questions, concerns, worries, will be attented to as soon as possible.

Campaign Manager,
Shollypopz.

Here's how I see it

Laylow - Mature, Simple, Original, Faithful, creative

Ekwah - trying to be a fine boy, poses to be a faithful gentleman, slightly vain but doesn't have the looks to "form fineboy" , sounds like a people pleaser and gives what he thinks people want to hear (I have a feeling if he let his real self shine through he would be the premier choice)

Ghenghen - no comment

Abpatrick - a combination of laylow with a face to match. <-------------- VOTER's CHOICE

HERE GOES MY VOTE

Rap maestro: *WALKS IN WITH STAFF MADE FROM OKIJA JUJU's NECK BONE* ME NKO? 987 years

The madam at the top is a creature also? ha

aburo7: Media personality and Channels TV‘s “Rubbin’ Minds” host Ebuka Obi-Uchendu Wants Prostitution to be Legalized in Nigeria.
The TV Host got very verbal on Twitter about his views on certain moral debates in Nigeria on 20th June, 2013 as he took on the topic of ‘prostitution’ and with few tweets, Ebuka gave few reasons he believed Prostitution should be legalized.

[img]http://img1.nairaland.com/attachments/1165656_epile_JPG3da8d93c6c129b4906304d777a7e3530[/img]
https://twitter.com/Ebuka


Here’s What he Believe:

“Can you make a proper argument not based on religion, to explain why prostitution is illegal?
You would think that people earning money with their body parts (given by God, if you want to be religious) on their terms, would be fine.
Many jobs have deadly implications. Mining, being in the military, and even sitting in front of a desk and staring at a screen all day”

Do you agree with him? share your thoughts on this.


Source http://www.toniaodili.com/2013/06/tv-host-ebuka-obi-uchendu-wants.html?m=0

This boy is turning into an attention wh@re simply because of the 5 mins of tv time he's getting, someone tweet this to him so he knows his level

mmark12: I am planning to join the British Army, I have been invited for an interview in August after passing the Barb Test. I am applying to Information Technology career with Royal Signals.

I want to be join because of
(1) Pay
(2) Travel
(3) Education ( I have masters but want to learn IT skills that will be useful after service)

I am 1000% that the I may have to go to war and may die or be injured. I have peace with that reality so u dont have to mention it. I am a believer that they is more to life than sittng behind a computer (WORK FOR AN OIL COMPANY BUT NOT HAPPY), while life and events shapes the world.

what do you think ?

PLEASE LETS HAVE A CRITICAL DISCUSSION AND NO INSULTS AND ABUSEs, WE ARE ADULTS, SO LET US ACT LIKE ONE.

Well you'll be a naija representative in the Queen's Army. do us proud. Sho sir!

mukina2: http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/06/19/us-dolcegabbana-verdict-idUSBRE95I10F20130619?feedName=businessNews&feedType=RSS

Gucci and louis nko?

[quote author=A'Didi]The pictures of the completed project[/quote]Una dey there dey dull, this guy don use sense promote himself enter Governor of Zamfara state sharp sharp

Vanweed: My dating record has been mostly with whites and asian girls. Decided of late I want to try my roots and started hitting on the Nigerian hotties here in Vancouver. The ones I got were so cute and so innocent looking.  Being myself, I blunt my buddha without giving a damnn and before I know it, she tells me she would like to try. This has happened with about four different naija chicks!

Now, I'm the one asking her to only come to my house with clear brain cells. Always weeded up before coming but you see her outside, she looks so clean and innocent. What a mess!

Are all Nigerian girls like this? Please I need answer or I'll tell papa and mama, I aint getting a naija biatch no more!

Go get weed heads like yourself, naja girls tend to be more - what's the word - sophisticated? Your smoke filled brain gets that?

Dibiachukwu: But in retrospect, those people that called white people amosu were right! Because they are Amosu. Dude if you are gay, fight for your right and I will support you to the end. But leave things that you don't understand. Gay can also mean happy. We know all that ish. You need wisdom sir. Come to CHUKWU and let him make you wise. Don't follow white people, they are not and will never be your friend.

Nwokem, your speech is full of emotional sentiments vs logic. If i were gay I would actually speak up to understand why I would be the way I was and if I see ignorant bliss I would speak up to inform people. So I guess slaves who desired freedom and were medically AND religiously termed as Mentally ill, were? I am educated, and still acquiring education, wisdom is the PRACTICAL application of KNOWLEDGE through UNDERSTANDING, it is FREE of emotional subjectivity and this freedom allows it to be passed under OBJECTIVITY. At 20, I think I am speaking FACTUALLY enough (all my "claims" have proof). I feel bad for the gays that people persecute and lead to kill themselves as well as hate crimes. Justifying that should mean justifying killing blacks because "God didn't make black" - you must agree with that right?
Why is it that when someone decides to state facts, he must absolutely be that? Men who advocate women's rights must be women? Right? I don't like buses THEREFORE buses must be BANNED from allowing people ride them?

You, need a course on objective reasoning. Pulling stupid strings like "the white man" is not an excuse you should be riding in 2013. The Most powerful man in the Free world is BLACK.

[quote author=Cori_corde]But at the same time, this issue of gay rights is causing people to doubt their sexuality. I mean, more children are increasingly becoming transgender.[/quote

do pedophiles claim they are predisposed genetically - doubt it

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]https://www.sandrarose.com/images2/cb-proactiv2.jpg?42e305[/quote]LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ishilove: ‎​​PSALM 23 IN PIDGIN ENGLISH
1. The Lord na mai Shepherd, I dey kampKe
2. He make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me next to stream make mai bodi Thermacool.
3. He panel beat my soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness for sake of Hin Name.
4. Walahi! If I waka pass where arm robber, 419, and juju people borku, come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko? Na so them dey like back bone dey comfort me.
5.You don prepare Banga and starch make I chop. All my enemies dey look anyaya. You rob me for head wit Vaseline Intensive Lotion. My cup na Ogunpa River wey come overflow hin bank.
6. True, true, betta life & mercy go gum my back till I quench. And man go tanda for God house sotey sotey from Lai lai to lai lai. GOD ALMIGHTY, NA YOU BIKO. AMIN!!

Vaseline Intensive lotion? -________________________________________________- DEAD

ogugua88: [color=#000030][font=tempus sans itc][size=11pt] Contestant Number 28 is <<|Dr Nairalov|>>.
MR NAIRALAND

All the Igbo boys espcieally the ekwoh and ab patrick guy

pazienza: Haha! It's really a comedy show, you visit romance section and see how people(africans) talk and celebrate fornication,but you would look for all these jesus lovers and gospel preachers and you won't see them,but put up any gay right topic and watch the hypocrites crawl out from their dungeons and start throwing bible passages up and down.

There was a topic in political section where a prominent man was lamenting that nigerian politicians loves women more than their duties,you need to have seen the replies of these hypocrites,i kept laughing while going through the thread.

Seriously, once it's same sex issue they spring up with bible verses and point fingers on disgusting people YET they are ...

olire: at least that is natural, dick inside yansh is so unnatural. Chech the first chapter of romans. gays are deluded. They are demons form hell. You gays out there the devil is using you. Why woulf you want to go against the natural ordr of thing. Its going against the natural orders that is causing natural disasters. Now some madmen inthe name of liberalism are goin against the natural order of sexuality. There will be consequences i tell ya. We have opposite sex for a reason. Do not go against the natural ordr you will pay the price!!!!!

TRY and read what you wrote, you sound retarded. I'm not in preference of gays, yet seriously YOU are the one who sounds deluded and FULL of hate. Why HATE so much if you're not gay and it has nothing to do with you. The natural order? You made this order? Why is it nigerians are so empty barrel headed?

ositadima1: I don't know what I am doing... I'm ugly enough to kill myself. For the horrible structure of my face alone. My nose is ugly and large enough to smash privately...if I break my own nose, can I have an immediate nose job? Also, I'm thinking of smashing my cheek bones so I can have large ones implanted. Wdf, I'm ugly; I'm gross and I know it.

Woh wh

Antivirus92: You can imagine a situation whereby so many people have testified that there was nothing like gay in igbo culture but one gay keep opposing them. Ozo emeka is a fool @ 90. I know that gays must have twisted many cultures including igbo to suit their evil act.

Nigg@ u gon need to shut the fu@k up little boy, just because your dad is a gay doesn't make a MAN reasoning From FACTS gay, you still class things as Evil and Good - you reason like a fool. (which clearly you are). I will not argue with a fool, you will win me with experience. Go read a book, RESEARCH (look up the meaning of that word) and LEARN. Only backward people call things they do not understand as "EVIL" and only FOOLS refuse to LEARN. If the likes of Achebe and Soyinka called everything they encountered EVIL, including when people like you at the time termed the white skinned man - an "Amosu" then we would not have had prodigies who understood that the "WHITE" man was ONLY white because of the climate he came from. We would have been stuck thinking like you calling them "EVIL SPIRITS" and of course, because Achebe wrote FACTS about whites, he must BE A WHITE man, right? Fool.

DerideGull: My post refers to the era of my grandmother. It is unfortunate that Ogbodu seems to talk about sacrificial ingredients in masquerade rituals with Odukwu.

You should ask your grandmother then to correct your myopic reasoning, perhaps she could point you in the direction of a real life "woman husband"

[quote author=shine-eye]Who is this annointed apostle of depravity? When you encounter the powers manipulating you, you will know better.[/quote]So when facts enter the equation, it becomes a matters of powers manipulating huh? We should go on rambling in empty facts while ignoring the FACT? You then, are an anointed apostle of all things False and Foolish

Castos: www.vanguardngr.com/2013/06/sss-parades-poly-student-for-impersonating-uduaghan/

naija hustle

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]nice information ozo emeka! especially that video. it looks more like a ritualized thing though in Papua New Guniea. btw they are not Africans. it doesnt matter. but I get your point. [/quote]I know, similar ritual takes place in Kenya, Congo, Asante tribe in Ghana and the Oyo part of Nigeria (these are the ones that can be researched fairly easily, I am sure they exist in other places as well)

DerideGull: It is unfortunate that a character is trying very hard to twist facts to suit a selfish end. In Igbo land, fact is a woman cannot embark on a journey of marital matters with a jar of palm wine on her head.

what your post should say is " In Modern day Igbo land....

Stegomiah: Before you get married please read...

1. Once you are hooked to the wrong person the battle is over, you will either be managing or patching till you die. If a goat marries a fish, how would they live or where would they be meeting each other? It is only
when the goat is thirsty and goes to the river to drink water that they will only see briefly as the fish will jump out to greet the goat and swim away. Any marriage where both partners see each other once in a long while is likened to the goat and fish illustration above. Marriage does not make marriage. It is the people in marriage that make marriage.

2 .Compatibility is worked out, of course you may never get a perfect person. But with dedication,knowledge and wisdom compatibility will start building, that is if he or she is the right person.

3. But the major challenge in getting married is choosing the right person. You don't choose a person because he or she is available or eligible. You choose a person because that person is the right for you.

4. Run away from any man or woman that is easily angered by nature; that is getting angry easily is he or she's lifestyle. It is difficult to change that person. But if someone gets angry by mistake, that person can be corrected but if it is his or her nature, you have to think twice.

5. It is possible to mis-marry. It is possible to be living with the wrong man or woman. It is possible to be dating the wrong person or be in courtship with the wrong person.

6. Once your choice is right then you are on the right track. How can a lion be married to a goat? what now
happens when the lion is hungry? Any man that beats his wife is likened to the above illustration. Any woman that oppresses her husband is also likened to this scenario.

7. There are some people that are highly inflamable, please do not take a box of matches near them. What this means is that these people's hearts are made of stone, giving them your soft heart in love is a mistake. They will not value it.

8. Love may be blind to many, but marriage will definitely open their eyes. Love in reality is not blind when you start seeing those unchangeable signs during courtship please keep off. When a man starts cheating on you when dating, it is a sign that he will do much more when he is married to you. He or she may legally begin to cheat on you because he is now married legally to you.

9. Dating is not for outing alone, dating is for knowing, watching and examining. Watch out for negative signs to see if it can be dealt with, if it cannot be dealt with in courtship it may not change in marriage.

10. To get the right person, try to be the right person. Work on yourself, work on your flaws.

11 America and the western world is plagued with divorce today because they marry without paying attention to these facts listed above. They marry without knowing the person they are marrying at least to a large extent.

12. Don't practice divorce before you get married. That is when you are breaking relationships over and over
again, your emotion is also affected in the process. Wait for the right person.

13. Don't marry because you cannot enjoy your singlehood. If you are happy being single, then you will be happy being married and if you are not happy while still single....

14. Marriage is not an escape from singlehood but marriage is actually a graduation from singlehood...moving
from writing simple exams of life to writing another hard exams.

15. Do not rush into marriage because you are under pressure or you are feeling you are the odd one out. When you are feeling everyone is getting married except you then you are making yourself becoming a wrong person.

true

SLIDE waxie: so, we shld start condoning and campaigning for gays jes cos a low lifer was so 'coward' and took his own life?
This is Nigeria, we kill gays! Ok?

Just wow. https://www.facebook.com/n.chidi