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I am simply lost for words on these ones

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These guys will love to exchange places with you in Naija

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You think say armed robber no dey there ?

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Sometimes innocent people just get stabbed for fun by lunatics like this
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And sometimes it is young helpless Nigerian kids who die unfortunately

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If you think Molue is bad try taking the Central line (London) at rush hours. Man , this is a hi-tech CATTLE TRAIN believe me.
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And it is not a localised problem .

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Note : If your leg miss and you fall inside track , na akara we go come chop for your house be dat

kadman:
@ TPIA

I couldn't have said it better myself !

FAMOUS QUOTES -

I hate Nigeria

I do not, I repeat, do not connect with Nigeria in any form

Applauding Thor who called Nigeria a shithole & worse than living in a toilet bowl

All this form the moderator on the biggest Nigerian forum. Na wa o

It even annoys me that i just wasted 4 minutes of my life posting on such a jerk !

I thought I was the only one that noticed. Anyone else ever heard of a man known as ‘Bag o’ Wire’ ? Man (Siena) if you had any honour left at all I think you should relinquish your position as moderator at least as most honourable people do in the UK ; you obviously don't belong here . But I am sure he will also sit tight just like all the Nigerians that he hates so much

If you think your house is not comfortable in Amukoko maybe you want to exchange with this bloke

When your friend writes you that he works for the council this is probably what he does there

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I am sure you think money can be found in the streets of London , this is the only way to find it


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sometimes you wonder if you are in heaven or actually going to hell

Area boys (UK style )

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I will return to UK photos shortly . Believe me these are petrol stations and jerry cans by the roadside in America too (Atlanta) less than 2 weeks ago.


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I also read the story and it is a very sad one. A hard working woman living abroad comes home with her children only to be murdered. Very sad , but fortunately not an everyday occurrence . Mistake people living abroad make when they visit is tp send a town crier ahead to announce their coming and possibly arrange for drummers and praise singers to tell the world that "they have arrived" and that they have come to oppress everyone else with their "success" . It will not be surprising however that men of the underworld will also mix up with the welcoming crowd.
Nigerians get robbed and killed abroad also anyway. The only difference is that there is a high probability that the murderers will be caught if done in a better equipped country , always too late in every case. If "good people" (like you) stay away and let the society get strangled by evil people who is to blame ? If you can't be in Nigeria and you truly love your country , find ways to assist efforts to make things work and not just stand at distance and curse the people living in Nigeria for their wickedness . Since when have you guys thought of forming pressure groups abroad to influence who gets voted into public office in your local government area , your local police , how your local hospitals are run , how local wealth generation programmes can be implemented ? But of course that is not your responsibility ; it is the job of the evil people in government.
We all get the country that we deserve , and in the end staying away in UK, US etc even if for fifty years doesn't make you British or American (when you get to places that matter they will certainly make you realise that fact) , it only makes you and your children dislocated Nigerians. If I were one of those unlucky bereaved children , instead of staying away I will rally friends and relations together and make it my life long duty to make sure that the people who killed my mother are caught and punished. This way, we can all change the country bit by bit in our own little way.
Many of us have lived abroad too for many years and surprisingly we see that the people most averse to returning home are those that have no business living abroad - typically having pitiful jobs, earning pitiful pays , living in pitiful house , wearing pitiful clothes and eating pitiful food. They probably have nothing to return home to and that is why they earn my pity , but they shouldn't on the other hand Knock those who chose to.

Omonla:
@Pafun:

Your pictures are duly noted.

However, take the idea behind your pictures i.e. Britain is not a paradise. Apply it to other nations -
That is what you will expect to find in some parts of the States, Canada, or any other country on the planet.
My point - There is no perfect place on Earth.

I am glad that someone at last sees what I am driving at , as a lot of Nigerians will sell their mother for a visa to UK and as this thread as shown many will defend UK to death and condemn their own country to death and then they wonder why Nigeria commands no respect abroad . And typically a lot of Nigerians know the name of all the football clubs in Europe but not the name of their local government chairman. A lot of places in the places where we rush to are as bad as the worst places we have in Nigeria, and the people are no better than us too.
Okay I confess :
1. that boy is a Nigeria albino boy from ajegunle
2. those policemen are Nigeria police in disguise beating up some white miscreant
3. those thugs beating up each other are Unilag cult member students
4 those drunks are commonplace Lagos occurrence.
I am sure this will make a lot of Nigerians feel a lot better.

GOODNIGHT !!!!

manmustwac:
be careful about what pictures u post because theres no evidence to prove that your last pic was taken in england

It is easy if you know how to use computer. Right click on the picture with your mouse and you can find where the photo came from.

Sorry i no go school o . Is Ireland part of UK ? Please see the story here for the first police picture that you did not like

http://www.indymedia.ie/article/4717

And some more from the page

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manmustwac:
pafun that feyenoord boy sticking his finger up too you is defineatly not english and the police beating up the helpless man are not english too.

OK if I were in your position I would also safely stick to the defending your host especially as your IP may be tagged.
Safely enjoy your stay in UK sir

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JJYOU:
youcan say that again. i can't understand why people lie. the police photo he showed can never be british police because that is not their uniform. he probably is bored.

1.Library pictures they are OK . but as they say pictures don't lie. Do you say these pictures are fake or someone manufactured them ?
2. Have you never seen a Nigerian wearing Arsenal t-shirt in osodi market ? Does that prove that he is in UK ? Why do you have same problem believing a British boy could be wearing the jersey of a foreign team.
3. Police "uniform" depends on weather and occasion. High visibility vests and jackets like they are wearing are routine.
4. I have seen worse places in UK than are in the pics .The unfortunate lesson of all this is that most people prefer to applaud horrible pictures of Nigeria shown in the UK press (you probably believe also that you are an animal and your parents raised you to become a thief ) , but cower at similar pictures showing same things in UK (ol boy that place na heaven o God fit vex !!)
My brother this does not show that you are patriotic to either side only that you are shallow and unsure of yourself. It is not my intention to lose UK any tourist revenue (little me ?), but primarily to make a lot of Nigerians come face to face with their bootlicking self. That is why black man dey suffer today.

PS : As a matter of fact two of the pictures posted have disappeared since yesterday. I rest my case

Football hooligans : they certainly catch them young

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Practical advanced training for adults at the football hooligan boot camp
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So you thought the police is nice , think again .



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JJYOU:
you are funny. praying the tourist authorities don't come accross this. if you are in the UK be very careful because they will hound you like you can never believe because you know this can never be a typical council flat but more likely an abandoned flat

Obviously you've never lived in the UK and you certainly give "the authorities" more credit than they are worth. this is not meant to be a smear campaign , but to let "the authorities " face up to their own inadequacies , and correct them. Anyway I am legitimate , no one can touch me.

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Well , seems like not everyone gets a council flat afterall

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Typical state of East End and South East London

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Rubbish left in the street are common occurrence in most parts of London

Hi all; I am preparing a sort of reverse tourist guide for UK . This will show only the UGLY sides of living and life in the UK. Does anyone have any photos that I can use ?
If the picture that you submit is used you will get a free copy of the guide. Thanks

Sample pictures : (drunks)
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Drunk naked girl in public park



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See what your daughter becomes when you send her to school in UK !!


F**king drunk a**hole in public toilet

I want business name registration . Also I want to incorporate a very low capital company . Email me please.

You know you have arrived in Lagos when :

1. the traffic policeman is carrying a baseball bat.
2 and in VI a madman and a cripple are directing traffic while the traffic police watch without interest


How you know say you done arrive naija ?

Na another story wey i just hear recently. Na true ?
I fear for una for Naija o !

dee02:
You still dey online this guy, NEPA never carry light abi u dey do overnight browsing, yahoo yahoo!!
jolly with your wife and your children bros pafun
no carry them go kuramo beach ooo
u sure say no be rechargeable lamp wey u dey take manage for there so?!
OBJ suppose don plug light comot from OTTA farm where them spend all the power project money
u tlk say u get generator but i sure say na the one wey dey comot toxic fumes, watch yourself oooo
u be one retarded person but i enjoy the yabis small!

me i no need worry for generator, gordon brown electricity dey jaburata
we no dey smuggle enter UK, we dey kampe just like BABA for OTTA farm
no shaking Virgin Atlantic smooth-flying, everly welcomed in London becoz we be omo ONILE
Free me make me and my sisi dey go gbaladun this weekend
easy

Softly softly for your sisi o or else olopa go come arrest you for noisemaking and attempted murder because he be like say you sabi about rapist small
and make you put fire for your room well well o or else you go become like oku eko fis before morning
here for naija we get natural heater 24/7 and even self mosquito dey sing for us everynight when we dey sleep
we no need to go spend money for sauna (you sabi wetin that one be ?) before we sweat well well , and na when we like we dey pay nepa . If them cut wire we go tie am by ourself chikena !! this na free country
make you go try that one for the place where you be and see if them no go forget you put for inside mental hospital wey them build inside maximum security prison
cheers my brother

dee02:
You don miss road,no be me u see, e be like say na taribo west
Thank God say i no dey d kind situation wey u dey describe
But person wey dey that situation for london here still better pass u
u never see light e don tey, sun dey hammer u, hunger dey blow ulcer for your belle, u waka about for lagos so tay your shoe cut into two, u dey sweat for night on top bed like rapist, my guy naija situation don run u down, u still dey yarn
Mumu like u prefer suffer suffer for head
i dey rub hands with big boys for highrise office buildings for london, u dey sell battery for Oshodi fufu like u! market dey tomorrow so go arrange your wheelbarrow ready!

See akamu . you go hear when today
Everybody come see o , I don remenber now no be for train I see am . He be like say na Taribo west true true. Dis one I see am dey do early morning cleaner for high rise office building for London. He wear woolen cap like baba olode nack jumper and coat like aluwe . he remain small make cold kill am. Na so him teeth they chatter like baboon

He be like say na from amukoko them smuggle you go london for inside crate of garri , so you no go know say some area dey for lagos where light dey and when light no dey we get backup generator.Poverty mentality no good o the thing go leave you so ?. I sorry for una well well
PS. I no go market tomorrow. I dey go enjoy with my wife and children for beach . make you no forget clean under the table o or else you don lose your job be that
PPS No be wheelbarow them they call that car (this poverty mentality sha) . Na Lincoln Navigator

dee02:
Who dey sweep road?!i have contributed already and i am just keeping puppets like u entertained
I only pity dum-dums like u wey dey suffer but still dey smile for naija
no be inside darkness wey u sleep yesterday and today sef na the same plus tomorrow!
Obasanjo don loot everything comot including your sense
If i watch roforofo fight, e no concern u, it is becoz i can afford to while stacking up £££'s @d same time
You need to work a million times harder dan me to ensure your continued sustainance u moronic idiot
Now go to bed inside darkness as usual!

Kai I don catch am
Last summer when I go London I see am dey collect litter for inside train at Kings Cross
I know you now. You tall small , black small, cold don tear your lips and you wear that green jacket wey dey shine for inside darkness so that people go think say you never die finish and you just be hungry black man from Naija. Na wa o !

dee02:
Any more OBJ paid defenders OR Any more OBJ basher

PLEASE TAKE YOUR TURN

I am loving this

Oga you na still dey here watch roforofo fight . You get work wey you dey do for England so ? Abi na road you self dey sweep ? If you no get better talk to contribute instead of all this foolish jazz why you no just mind your business dey look ? I tire for una o . Small time now you go say somebody dey mumu. The difference is clear