₦airaland Forum

Easy come easy go.

Use the spare tyre to hit it.

It is the petty criminals that are always made to face the music, while the heavy weight criminals go unpunished. Nigeria we hail thee.

ISMM:
UBA is trash, especially on MTN. Don't go near..

Very true. Even on Etisalat or Airtel, it does not work. I even went to their office, no show. Diamond and Ecobank na baba.

bukkielee:
I thought Benue state was the "food basket of the nation"

It's just the basket for the food.

Next2Bezee:
Such a shameless decision. Instead of the government to find way to get the beggers of the streets they want to be collecting tax from them

Very soon they will start taxing those that live at IDP camps. Useless Government with an even more useless leader.

They may even start taxing the kidnapped victims.

Sugarcious:
FTC!! I made it! Back to the topic.

I've used almost every tip outlined above but my worry is that most people use sophisticated mobile phones and surprisingly they ask very dumb questions. Its common with ladies. I don't know why.

U own a smartphone but u aint smart. Isn't waste of resources?

Dat one na PACKAGING!!!!!

I would try it on mount KILIMANJARO to assess it's performance.

Thunderdick:
What D Bleep! Look At The Last pic. By The Right, that Man Dick Don Stand... How? Why?...

That thing na his bele o, and not what you're thinking.

XXLDICK:
Anybody who doesn't know all these, should go back to primary School

We have them here on NL, using AM in place of I'M.

What would she be doing outside at that time?
9:45pm is rather late for an innocent girl like that, unless if the op wanted to say 9:45am.

I don't know why ugly people are always WICKED.
Is it the WICKEDNESS that is making them look UGLY or vice-versa?

dingbang:
What will be the name of the baby?

The baby's name will be BuRaTai.

PapiSmith:
Everytime I see a great-grandmother, they are always squeezing their face. Why?

Don't worry, you'll know when you get there.

I love RANGE ROVER. I pray one day I own one. Amen

Is he holier than Jesus Christ who was arrested and crucified?

goldedprince:
as an agnostic, i must say too much demonic symbols on the buildings

Can you identify them for us please, so that we can flow along?

I think they only came to find out for the herdsmen if there are weapons kept to repel the herdsmen in case they come to attack.

Maybe because they're running an UNGODLY business!!!

borednhorny:
I was opportuned to meet the lady selling packers and other plastic items beside the canteen where the soup is always pepperish. She told me i would be the one to disvirgin her if i left my cunny ways behind. On my way to her place there was go slow and her incessant flashing on my phone made me hit the van in front of me when the driver did not trafficate before turning. I promised to pay for the repair of the van installmentally and i shifted my appointment with the lady to next tomorrow.

Typically Nigerian, I love it!!

fatymore:
I need a 1 month job.. Any job would do... Before I go back to school.. Just a semester left before I become a graduate.. Please I need the money for my fees

Would you like to be a SUGAR GIRL?

SINZ:
If her husband doesn't see nothing wrong with it, then why should I?

But the society does.

joe4christ:
She's not ugly facially, just seems as if the face was photoped into another persons body. I don't wanna believe this is real

I agree with you!!

Maybe her ex boyfriend resurfaced.

DickDastardly:
If at some point Ghana-must-go .... then its logical for Nigeria-to-go too.

Lets develop our house

. Will our greedy politicians allow this country to develop?

Women and fashion.

This babe na pounded egg with egg stew she dey chop. See how she fresh!!!

Is it actually RECOVERY or DISCOVERY? I don't know if the goverment reported of any missing JEWELRY that were now recovered.

This country is well endowed. Even David Cameron confirmed it!!!

DEATHisKNOCKING:
The president is not around and the governor was busy looking for a tough car.

Say hey while the Sun shines!

You can clearly notice that the seats are reserved.