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Adejuwon26:
Nigerian Investigative journalist, Kemi Olunloyo has claimed that the burial rites done for the late Chief of Staff, Abba Kyari was an arranged plot.
The controversial news breaker asserts that Mallam Kyari died in Ikoyi and was cremated -A time period was not specified. Kemi further revealed that the corpse that was buried today was one Dauda, an inner aide of the late Abba Kyari.

Read her tweets below:

Was the Dauda killed for this purpose or his dead body was used as a decoy?

Beremx:
Whether he was cremated, thrown into the evil forest of fed to wild animals, he’s dead and gone.

Make pesin hear word abeg

Do we have evil forest in the north?

RealSolution001:
Which one should we believe now?

The choice is absolutely yours.

Aidlyfe:
Madam, why did you not inform us when he was cremated?

I believe you were busy that time giving your phone number for free airtime.

okomile:
U don wake up

Madam, why did you not inform us when he was cremated?

Do we have a crematorium here in Lagos?

They may just arrange firewood (pyre) and the deed is done.

sagir1994:
true love of course

Of course!!!

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
I'm bored out of my mind and I need sensible friends, preferably female. I need to start building my own squad because from the way things are looking, I might not have any bridesmaids at my wedding

if you are interested, let me know I'd PM you

A little about me:

Core introvert but like to do stuff once in a while
Socially awkward
love to laugh (at people)
weird as fucc
annoying as hell too

we can get to hang if I'm ever in your vicinity and vice versa


apply within

1. Are you dropping your OLD friends and pick new ones just like you change your wardrobe?
2. You should pick your friends and not vice versa.
3. You want friends that will make your bridesmaids and not friends that you would want assist.
Good luck.

Papertrails:
Let the will of the sky man be done, that's all I have got to say.

You have said it all in few words.

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
me na

Rich mama, hello. Anything for the NOT SO RICH?

Papertrails:
What can I say?......

What do you have to say?

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
Because we've had it all before

Who is WE?

sagir1994:
I used to be scared dating girls from rich homes thinking they will be too entitled and ungrateful. I was wrong, I realized this now that I am engaged with a girl from a very rich family.

Are you there for their money or true love?

faithugo64:
If you have not been in a relationship with at least 100 women, then your assumption is wrong.

100 women? Man no go expire before his time so?

Coronavirus1:
What is wrong with such move is married man not having same dick like you.

Even better exercised dick than his.

josen16322:
Let d man pay u out am talking about money dat will change yo lock down life 4eva since u said he is very rich like dis proverb said about women-fish no dey finish inside river

Do you want him to TRADE his babe for money?

dobrinswizzy:
Hello nairalanders

A married man is woeing my babe o
Saying all sweet things to her, promising her different things, although the man is quite wealthy, he said he want her to be his wife

Guys what should we do?

Do for your babe ALL the things the man PROMISED your babe. The marriage inclusive.

[quote author=dipopooo post=88569505]God no be man.. God pass man... I know some people are extremely happy about his death but they would pretend as if it's painful..

Unfortunately and fortunately, he died at the exact time and date I was born...

My people wish me happy birthday[/quote] When the country is mourning? Read Ecclesiastes :7:2

Mrchukwudi01:
Make they sha no use their own affect us.

Don't worry, you're covered.

gibzzhd:
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when I was like 7yrs I saw my uncle's on his current wife then they were not married.[b]I was just wondering why he would be lying on her.[/b]I never knew they where exhibiting youthful strength.

Maybe they were just arguing if she could carry him or not, and you met them in the act.

megareal:
Yes, but I still wonder why?

Maybe he sees you as a potential member of their group.

chariisGRACE:
I am very sure of what I am saying.
His family told me about it.

Ok o, who am I to argue with you at this level?

Sundrus:
yes ooo...bring ur gfs make i donate something special for them.

Nah Nah Nah, they don't need your donation. It's something they will get by just snapping their fingers.

Martinez39s:
The remaining 1% who wouldn't chase consist of the following:
1) Crippled women,
2) Women with amputated legs,
3) Women with any handicaps or restraint that stops them running,
4) Heavily pregnant women,
5) Add yours

What are you waiting for? Use my tip to get that pretty girl's attention and let her chase you.

And those that will just shout ole, barawo.

chariisGRACE:
No be child spacing issue be this one oo.
The man na tight womanizer hence the plenty condom.

You can't be sure about that. Maybe he has a chemist or intends to have one, hence the quantity.

donbachi:
Growing up..my mother will use dat same groundnut oil to fry meat,fish,akara,potato and plantain...when the oil don settle,u go dey see all manners of particles for the bottom...she go later sey make we throway am,sey the oil don condemn....some of dis girls be like dat oil.

People sieve the oil these days to remove the particles, so that the oil can be used again and again; just like the girls that use potash to feel tight.

Sundrus:
My sperm..the thing don too much. Any sperm bankers available?

Is your name Mr. Donatus?

BrilliantGigolo:
Simp!
Just a letter of employment?? You never see salary and you don propose.

Your mama carry you for 9 months still come feed you. Your papa hustle , suffer so that you go fit see University.

Your Local Government Chairman work Npower Slot give you make hunger no kill you that time.

Baba God come pick your call and the only thing you remember is to propose and invite a liability into your life?

Not even a year of savings and planning?

May God not give us Kids like Op who will disgrace us over the internet.

Tueh

Plenty sense.

ElasticStone:
Recently, I got a job with an oil company....of which my girlfriend of 7 months does not know of, even though I will start documentation next month. In her mind, she still thinks I work with Npower.

The thing is, I asked her if she will marry me and she said YESSS. This girl is fvcken pretty. I mean very pretty and she sings. She is currently in her penultimate year and I think am convinced she likes me for real. Isn't God wonderful?

Arise and shine man, na your time.