₦airaland Forum

Dinho20:
"HMMMM"

Abi?

Olalan:
Really what makes men to jump from skirt to skirt when it's not that the female anatomy is different

Ask those jumping from skirt to skirt, they will tell you the difference.

bestabigaelever:
Lol....don't mind me

It's ok, if you say so.

Openbusiness:
Nigeria government is so fake, that China had to send 12 of their best scientists to learn about how a fake government operates

Softly Softly, abeg.

STREETSAN:
Ffk sharp shooter

Is she pregnant already?

adewumiopeyemi:
So who fair pass this woman and
ojukwu wife

I think people are too bored and hungry to notice the difference.

Openbusiness:
Bro d phone crash oh, I just dey reboot. D geh yansh too big even d phone dey feel am.... Ah dey hide d pix injsde invisble folder may dis ma bastard gf no com dey enta depression cuz mehn 9ja gehs na learner dem be where dia Tanzanian, Ugandan, Burundi babes dey. Even South African gehs no reach. E hard may i see 9ja babe yansh weh go move me...If u know wetin ma eyes don see for outside

It's about time you get your eyes circumcised, for real!!!!!!

Openbusiness:
Boss I dey Nigeria I'm already used to handling fake, that wan na small matter, even the Nigerian government is fake

No wonder, dem rush go bring Chinese come Nigeria. Because this government na China made. I can now see the light.

She doesn't know that I am rich, because I always pretend to be poor.

Openbusiness:
See flat tummy...........100% legit natural..........God when!!! When ah go get babe wey set dieeeeeee like dis

Just keep searching, you'll see them. But remember, most of them are fake from the head to the toes.

Phenomenal16:
M not hating on any gal as m also naturally thick .....but how this silicon moves guys is what I don't understand
The butt was almost falling out
Different strokes for different folks
Tueh

Can we see your silicon-free endowment?

bestabigaelever:
Lol... I'm not lazy and I was actually shooting my shot
Don't spoil it for me

Make we see de shots wey you don shoot.

ogwoliun:
I dey come Make I eat the food first

You wan take style lose customers. People wan buy your recipe, you say you dey chop first.

Nggs121:
Who be this one?
Mr man me and you get alignment?

Maybe Na alliance una get.

Abiadetobi:
I like cooking alot



Purchase ur microwave from us
08185234951

Use of microwave has been banned, aren't you aware?

alllffy:
But FG ask you to stay at home... How did you then manage to grand the beans...

Grind

oladele239:
Looks like a rejected sacrifice

Learn to appreciate little efforts.

calabaman:
Mine.

Looks sumptuous, congratulations.

fatymore:
No disease shall visit your household.
Stay safe!
Happy Easter Nairalanders!



This Easter is dry here oooo.

I.never see any easter food from.my Christians neighbor.. Not even one.

Nobody knows how long this stay at home will last, we're all managing the little we have, that's why.

scarwiz:
if you look at a woman lust fully you commit adultery is in the Bible

You're derailing, The topic says MASTURBATION not LUST Or ADULTERY.

MelesZenawi:
Exactly.

What you have today is scripted version of NtA.

Wow

Seetto:
Welcome development, I pray boko boys no collect am...

Na de army dey go dash de boko boys.

MelesZenawi:
For you not to see NTA means human being should avoid them entirely.

Everything them looks scripted and not real.

Not the NTA of Kalu otisi as newscaster or Cyril Stober...

Na so NTA spoil reach?

MelesZenawi:
Avoid these newspaper, they peddle fake news alot.



Newspaper always peddling fake news include


Punch newspaper
Nation's newspaper
Tribune newspaper
Dailytrust
Sahara reporters ( Though gives sound info sometimes)
TVC



Legit and sound newspapers

Vanguard newspaper
Sun newspaper
AIT
Leadership newspaper
Herald newspaper



Confused Station
Channels TV

You did not mention NTA on the legit list

Winners25:
Please fellow nairalanders someone should put me through this I need to post something reasonable

Are you no longer a winner?

whyteteeth:
Eversince this lockdown I have been home with my parents and there is a way my dad looks at one particular lady whenever she comes around to buy things in my mother's shop which I think is inappropriate. He teases her and calls her sweet names also. As a guy I have tried not to take it serious since it's one thing a lot of men do but I am beginning to suspect my dad for trying to have an extramarital affair with this said woman. She is beautiful though and she is still a young woman while my dad is in his fifties.

Now today, My father asked this same woman who happens to be a female tailor and makes female clothes to help him fix a zip in one of his trousers, which has possibly gone bad.

The woman blushed and didn't really give him much attention or any reasonable answer while he was busy saying it repeatedly till the woman left. I find this a little bit disturbing and inappropriate and possibly giving wrong signals. I mean it's not like it's a new clothe the woman was making for him or something. .

Another reason why I find this inappropriate and indecent is that, the zip can actually be fixed by any of these aboki people that mend clothes. Aboki do pass around my area every now and then, even yesterday they passed. So I want to know if my dad is up to something? And if he is, well i will just know for knowing sake.

You want to take paracetamol for somebody's headache. Why should you even listen to their conversation? This is immaturity.

omowolewa:
What wrong in giving double pardon?

Even the dead?

dukeprince50:
I really don't like FFK even if he's saying the truth he still disgust me.

I think wen u loose ur sanity and respect, its difficult getting it back.
That goes to almost every politician too. I can't like them no matter how I try

Even if you hate the messenger, please don't ignore the message.

cRobo:
how can one distinguish human blood from animal blood


I won't say a word

Very easy. Just get 2 bowls, fill one with your blood and the other with an animal's blood. Check and confirm the difference.

safetyzone:
And have you received or heard from any one who has been credited. This government has no meaningful plan for its citizens.

You'll have to manage till 2023, or till God intervenes.

kunleweb:
Aren't we in LAGOS. Let's wait and see

You wan get high BP, abi?

Jacobx007:
You always look down on the NORTH, and yet we have been in power n will remain in power for a very long time, right from the military era; we don't make mouth, we make things HAPPEN

Yes o. Things are really happening, I must confess.