₦airaland Forum

chariisGRACE:
I went to my aunt's house when her husband passed away.
I was told he is a chronic womanizer, but I never believed it.
Since he has died, the children were checking his properties to separate the valuable ones when they stumble on Gold Circle condoms (Over 20 packs).

I found it weird because he is a very active member of MFM.

MFM no dey do child spacing or birth control?

khiaa:
Never. I was wondering what those women saw in them that would make them give up their money.

Sometimes it's not ordinary, these guys can go diabolical to hynotise their potential victims.

khiaa:
It's always Nigerians. They aren't even good looking.

You for marry one of them?

Mrchukwudi01:
How did God join us with this people, they need their own world

Who go fit answer this question now? It's just like asking, how did God create you?

emeijeh:
Some cows live in Northern Nigeria

Most cows dey live for where?

Godfullsam:
The north is the main problem we have in this country.

They don't believe anything until their religious leaders comfirm it.

Never seen a backward set of people like the north

Their immune system is very high.

chii8:
Mummy will soon reload, that's the implication...

Myth or fact?

Jamesbiodun:
Boko Haram believe Nigerian Army are weakling

Boko haram dey get leakage of our military attacks among the soldiers.

Hades2016:
BH should kill that useless man

You mean shekau?

Fidelismaria:


Na only jollof rice buratai sabi fight

Na So so press up Buratai and his boys sabi.

Holyvurgin17:
This country has many problems. Oh God I want to relocate to Morocco, Egypt or Ireland. I feel sick each time I realize that I'm still a Nigerian.

Is it not better you stay in your father's house as a bonafide son and drink garri than eating pounded yam as a slave in somebody's house?

REDshouse:
Stage play to collect more money ..a ko yen je.... mafo...all na stage play

You don see their script finish.

Antichristus:
As clueless as Buhari the moving skeleton.

Are you referring to the war veteran?

StreetFight:
Good. Buratai s now leading from the war front. That's one of the qualities of a good leader.

The world is waiting to see results.

Iyiataata92:
I didn't celebrate when government brought down the price of petrol to 125 cos I knew that a shocker was in the offing.
But they should just allow us to face one problem before another cos any scarcity of fuel now will only fuel the scarcity of food already imposed on us.

No Pun Intended though

Let the problems keep emerging, the smaller ones will be swallowed by the bigger ones.

Adex2442:
North is the real Nigeria. . Other states are just there to occupy the space

Even in ANIMALS' kingdom, some animals are more ANIMALISTIC than others.

daddytime:
Poor people anger, bitterness and wickedness no dey get part 2.

. Most times, poverty and anger are like twins.

Wow, from all indications, Buhari is receiving more insults than GEJ did during his tenure.

Trailblazer1:
Funke Akindele Bello is not hot



She has every other things but hotness

Do you want to use her hotness to roast yam?

Yuceeluv:
words indeed! this government sounds worse than a broken record.

Since they cannot blame PDP on this, they're looking for a survival strategy; talk, talk and more talk.

DonMustafa:
This man might win people over with his transparency. He is better than the cabal in aso rock

He has been seen going about in the town, instead of isolating himself. Talking of the cabal, they're all feathers of the same bird.

Blackfire:
This life ehhh...


Lagos is now considered accursed.

Not really, just being cautious.

Azmanaty:
Are security personnel not humans?

He said security, not maigadi. Pick no offence.

uruba23:
I hope we all get a good laugh when this Corona episode is over.......see social distance phographying....100 years later a different President would be looking at this picture wondering kilode.

That time, they wouldn't need to physically attend meetings, it'd be something like video conferencing, perhaps.

Veryfoolishboy:
Massive general cleaning is going on.

This one na cleansing sef. Maybe coronavirus was found in the building.

Descorts:
We started as friends. We were so close she could do anything for me and I could do anything for her.

She had a boyfriend who was a serial cheat and treated her like trash. It got to a point they broke up and he left. She was heartbroken.

I gave her my shoulders to lean on. I was there for her throughout those turbulent times and made sure she was never sad again.

She moved on. 2 months on we started dating. It was all fun and rosy. I'm not the type to fall deeply in love or should I say, women don't tickle my fantasy, I'd rather be with my goons than be with any girl.

But this girl came into my life and I don't know what she did to me to make me so in love with her. I loved her, she loved me. It was a heaven made match and a relationship anyone would wish for. On my birthday she got me a really expensive gift and I fell even more for her.

3 months on, her birthday was close and I was planning to make it special for her. Then I heard her ex came back in town, I wasn't troubled, "she loves me so much and she won't bat an eyelid for him anymore" I thought.

And then it happened. She left me for her ex who came back for her. I heard from a reliable source that before he came back, they'd been communicating online and the guy told her he's coming to take her back and he did take her from me.....

I am broken.....
I shall rise again in no time, and when I rise... I AM GOING TO BE A HEARTLESS MONSTER.
These hoes... non virgins or virgins, young or old, I shall toy with their emotions and break them....

GAME ON

It is always dangerous to BEFRIEND somebody who is on the rebound.

Be careful what you wish for, so that you go from frying pan to fire.

Naughtysite:
Una leader is the epitome of stupidity.

Who is still talking of chibok girls ?

E be like say the man brain dey on isolation or quarantine.

He recognizes the leadership and structure of Boko Haram and knows there is leadership tussle.

So he cannot instruct army to wipe them out like IPOB ?

Na their boys na.

Factfinder1:
Lies and more lies

But come to think of it how does Buhari has first hand knowledge about what is happening in the camp of boko haram and their commanders

Are you by any chance asking the grand patron?

GOFRONT:
I bet my two oblong balls that Bokoharam has 10 of this in their weaponry....

NA has the same financial strenght to acquire Hundreds if this, but Hell No!!

They won't. They prefer to Build mansions and buy cars for their girlfriends with the Bar.

If anything goes wrong with those balls, I am telling you; you will chop shit in the hands of your wife.

GOFRONT:
I bet my two oblong balls that Bokoharam has 10 of this in their weaponry....

NA has the same financial strenght to acquire Hundreds if this, but Hell No!!

They won't. They prefer to Build mansions and buy cars for their girlfriends with the Bar.

They wouldn't like the war to end because it is their ATM. Wasting the lives of the innocent soldiers.

Digitiminimi:
thank you so much. I never mind if I can reach you on WhatsApp Sir

080

Digitiminimi:
please, try and delete my account number from the forum. Just edit where you quote me. Thanks

It's done, I believe.