hoopLA:
Wow.

So in spite of that shít show from last night, these Glazers are still rewarding this shortcake face for his gross incompetence and general ineptitude.

Honestly I don't know how mediocrity is being appreciated.

Sigh.

We ain't going NOWHERE until this reverse suit clown leaves the technical helm.

I just don't see it.

When I say Glazers out people think I'm joking
Ole shouldn't be there in the first place but look who's keeping him there? Yap the Glazers.


People shouting Ole out are just wasting their time this man will be there for the foreseeable future.

hoopLA:
Good morning.

This is to bring to your notice the general meeting scheduled to hold this of the OlePhobes/OleOuters.

Chairman: Joe.zinho

Agenda:
1Dragging of Ole and his OleSexuals.
2.Resumption of hostilities with the OleInners
Sub-agenda: what to do with fencists.

A joint communique will be issued at the end of the meeting.

Please note that there will be no room allowed for defections/cross carpeting and no views from Olesexuals will be entertained,having spurned our ceasefire treaty three days ago.

Signed.
Treble.Champ
Nan.i667
Ill.imitable
Central working committee, olePhobes

Please note,attendance is mandatory for all OleOuters.

where does this place the #Glazersouters?
I need to relay the information back to my camp

patrickmuf:
They won't, they're the enemies within...

How those guys couldn't see that Ole was and is out of his depths at United is beyond me...

Even senior man like Elampiro fell for scam...Baba go shine teeth dey talk about comeback as if it's something to celebrate...To come back, you must be a goal behind and it is not something that should be happening often but here it's the norm every matchday...I knew it will come back to bite us, we couldn't comeback today and we paid the heavy price...

[/b]I am so angry[b]...Imagine fans of Manchester United talking about a useless away unbeaten streak that doesn't come with a trophy...Those bunch in that whatsapp group are no different from Ole.

I don't get why you are angry you know Ole isn't good enough, were you expecting a trophy cos I'm confused o

I lowered my expectations since last season.

I thought there was a ceasefire? Why all these bashing or disguised(sarcastic banter).

Amoto94:
Havertz10

Unfortunately the last time we heard from Satoshi was 2011.

Mrviktor:
Hmmm

These stats don't tell the whole story. Not all the defending that a player does is tangible and the meaurable output that can be counted is often biased on a team style. Logically if a team has less possession they have more opportunities to defend and vice versa for that reason tackle and interceptions are better indicators of a team's defensive style i.e is the player active or passive not necessarily the defensive quality of a player for example VVD attempts 0.76 tackles/90mins yet no one would make a case that makes a poor defender.

Expert17:


Kimpembe ahead of Laporte? Impossible.

Calm down Laporte wants to change his nationality to Spain.

GloryIsaac:


Some things can’t just be blamed on others. Players ‘smaller’ than him have made their mark in this regard.

They head the ball with intent, heck, even some strikers do it. Maguire heads anyhow hoping it goes in, and most times, it doesn’t.

Cavani has changed the dimension of United’s attack with his heading ability. Wonder how it’ll be if teams were scared to concede corners against United because chances are Maguire would score.

But this guy scored goals for England in the world cup from set pieces or am I wrong?

afrodoc:


This is not about set piece coach. We are creating the chances and he is winning the headers, just that he heads rubbish most of the time. He just needs to work on his heading during practice.

Maybe but that doesn't explain why we concede so many goals from set pieces.
As for Maguire his head is so big and he keeps nodding the ball upwards isn't that madness?

afrodoc:


If he was allowed to go forward for corners maybe he would score more. Maguire is actually a very poor offensive header of the ball in case you don’t know.
Winning headers is different from being a good header of the ball. He wins a lot of headers but as per quality heading he is thrash.

Maguire that heads the ball skywards almost every time he is in the opposition box. That is how you head when defending not when you are trying to score.
He should watch clips of Gullit, Casiraghi, Bierhoff etc to see how it is done.

Set piece coach Doc we need a set piece coach. Amaka can't teach him these things!

BARAJ92:
You na wey go dey troll chelshit, hope you na go dey available if Chelshit won the champions league and man Utd lose the Europa League.

If wishes were horses beggars would ride

Illimitable:


£15m at least.

£10m for Tuanzebe; £5m for Jones.

Any of the newly promoted clubs will sign Tuanzebe and Sheffield United can make use of Phil Jones.

But Tuanzebe has the DNA of the club

Joezinho:


How do you support the fraud for so long?

Illimitable:


Sell Jones and Tuanzebe to pay off Ole.

His severance package can’t be more than £10m.

How much do you think Jones and Tuanzebe are worth?

Illimitable:


Just get rid of the fraud and his entire coaching crew.

Guy don't kill me
Well that's a good solution but Amaka has one year left on his contract.

Illimitable:


It’s Ole’s fault. He’s so clueless. Put the same Fred in Man City and Pep would have figured out how to use Fred by now.

In 17/18 - the last time we finished 2nd, Mourinho conceded only 9 league goals at Old Trafford in 19 home games.

Ole has spent around £150m on that defence and he has conceded 27 league goals at Old Trafford. Only Ole spends money on a defence unit and have them playing worse than he met them.

United are the worst team in the league in percentage of goals conceded via set pieces. Why should anyone trust this fraud to take United to the glory days?

Speaking on set pieces United need to recruit a set piece and a throwing coach yeah we need to sign player XYZ but they won't magically stop us from conceding from set pieces.

Speak of throwing gosh we are awful at it, we are too slow and most times lose possession from throwing.


Amaka needs to recruit in staff wise.

handelex:
#mufc are set to make a £40m bid for Raphaël Varane this summer #mulive [@DiscoMirror]

Here we go again
Set FC

nitrogen:


Well continue to screw their finances. They will screw the club for you. Where will they get funds to buy players and run the club? Meanwhile, if you think that they will sell for peanuts, you are on your own.

That's the only way to hurt them besides the Glazers aren't interested in selling the club.

nitrogen:


It’s the pressure from fans and British press. They all want Utd to preserve her DNA. Hire a British manager, give him enough time so we can see long term success. They have forgotten that football is not the same again (like in the 80s and 90s).

If they want success they shouldn't blow to media pressure and all. United is too concerned about PR and how they look in the media than actual success.

handelex:
Atleast managers that can guarantee trophies and build teams. The two closest to that we approached in Pep and Klopp turned us down

I don't really think Pep turned us down we approached him a bit late If you read Pep confidential by Martí Perarnau Pep already said YES to Bayern before United approached him. It was lack of planning on Fergie's part.
For Klopp I don't know the exact reason why he turned us down.

handelex:
No one is arguing whether Fergie brought success or not, he's called the GOAT manager for a reason.

That doesn't change the fact that he made a decision because of his goddamn ego that has been costing the club for years. We don't even know when this will end. He'll forever be a legend but all this is on him. Only a manager of his ability can turn all these around but will they agree to come to United is the question

Do managers like him even exist again? That's the question.

KingTom:

Get me a form and a biro

Welcome to the club my brother.

Leyqute:


No o. I'm not about harming anybody. Just tyres. Pere.

oyinbo people no sabi use tyres be like say we go teach them

handelex:
He didn't just play a part, he played a mojor role and like they say, Wisdom is justified by her children.

We all are reaping the fruits now.

That's true but Fergie brought success, trophies after trophies. Let's forgive him.

Leyqute:


When are we going to the Lowry Hotel? We need to slash more tyres.

Abeg o let's not endanger the players they have nothing to do with this. The Glazers are the priorities na their finances we go hurt and scare commercial revenues away.

patrickmuf:
I like that model, Barcelona, Madrid, Bayern, Chelsea, Juve, PSG and the likes are firm believers of this model...Win or get the axe.

Koeman will likely be fired by Barcelona even though he is their club legend...Nothing like DNA whatsoever...

I also believe in this model, Nitrogen is also a preacher of this model but I keep telling him that the Ogas at the top can't implement such model.
As long as there is Champions league football there is nothing to worry about for them.

patrickmuf:
The Glazers didn't hesitate to fire Moyes, Van Gaal and Mourinho...They're only hesitant on Ole because he is a legend and the perfect yes-man...

That's what separates Abramovich from the Glazers, Abramovich didn't hesitate to fire the greatest player in Chelsea's history. Man did it without remorse .

Joezinho:


I think i belong here too. You want to kill a snake ? Cut off its head. To sack Ole gollum? Glazers needs to gtfo!!

GlazersOut##
OleGollumOut##

Welcome to the group my man.
#Glazersout

patrickmuf:
Abramovich was Chelsea owner when they hired Scolari and AVB...I didn't see Chelsea fans calling for his head...

The Glazers have their fault though...

Really? You want to compare Abramovich with the Glazers?
Chelsea is nothing without that Russian Oligarch, he literally brought success to the club and you can see his desire to win trophies.

Scolari AVB? Really, Abramovich didn't hesitate to fire them, baba doesn't accept mediocrity

But some people dividends na their trophy

Leyqute:


I identify with this group

My guy, we want people like you you are welcome.

#Glazersouters

handelex:
Since we are talking about the root cause of our problem... Why don't we pay Fergie some visit. He started this whole debicle because of some race horse.

Yeah Fergie had a part to play with that horse race but the Glazers buying the club was inevitable besides baba has brought success to the club we can't really fault him.

#Glazersouters

afrodoc2:


Nah sorry. We don't need 5th columnists like you. Deckers is an august body of impartial fans with a pristine reputation.

Ahhhh, looks like I will form a new group then and I will call it Glazersouters.
Here in the Glazersout we choose to blame not the players or coaches but the Glazers as we believe they are responsible for all our misfortunes.

Glazers appointed Woodward that appointed amaka and amaka plays Mcfred

Tracing the origin of the problem you find out it is the Glazers.



#Glazersouters