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Maybe he meant to say:

I met my new wife in Virginia, USA.

Takbir!

Julius Berger is a Nigerian company with a foreign name. They have no presence anywhere outside Nigeria.

PZ Cussons is another one. It makes 75% of its revenue from sales in Nigeria.

nwaanambra1:
ROKI THAT UR PROFILE PIX IS DISGUSTING AND QUITE UNLIKE YOU.


PLS CHANGE IT. NO OFFENSE.

STILL A DIEHARD FAN OF YOUR PERSON.

I HOPE U HAV SEEN THIS POST CAUSE AM GOING TO WIPE IT IN THE NEXT MOMENT.

Nna bros

Abeg make she leave that picture. I dom download am sef incase she take ya advice. Obatala gave her that ukwu for us to see. Please amadioha no go pour sand sand for ya garri. Abeg lef Roki make she dey advertise go.

Roki sweery.... Can you please oblige us with one that shows u standing with a cup balanced unaided on the ukwu?

Thanking you in advance of honouring this scientific request.

Yall know niccas be getting high of helium these days?

I am not saying that's what this young man was doing.

The police say the death is not being treated as suspicious which makes it more than likely that he was experimenting with helium legal high.

A sad case of ''afowo fa''

'.

If Nairaland is a representation of the population of Nigeria, it is quite understandable why so many of us fall mugu.

Majority of the posters on here believe the BS that this 2 seater can fly from Nigeria to Jamaica. Is it ignorance or illiteracy?

Can a pastor work in the following places:

Jolly Friends Hotel
Reckitt Benckiser (manufactyrers of KY Jelly and Durex)
NairaBet

It was the opposite for me. Wifey bought her wedding dress for £1000 (could have been less, cant remember) and I rented my suit for £150.

Fcuuk biyatchies, get money instead

Thats not an SA accent. Its East African

feelamong:
speak to your bankers...it will be discounted for you asap!

Thanks.

I was getting a bit worried as I emailed them in the morning and no response since. Fingers crossed.

I have some Tbills which I bought through GT in December at 15% if I remember correctly. I now urgently need to cash it in before term (3½ months in). How do I go about this and how quickly can this be done?

Need the cash pronto!

Just came across this thread that I started as Mr J (who is my father) sadly (really) passed away last month and I was searching the web for the next steps to take.

Update of the original thread

1. I wrote several e-mails to anyone and everyone that mattered at CSCS & NSE and made as much noise as possible
2. I involved a lawyer and after forcing Mr J who was very poorly at the time to appear at the CSCS, they instructed B broker to buy back shares
3. The shares were bought back in full and transfered back to A stockbroker
4. I registered for the CSCS online account and now view the shares portfollio on a weekly basis to ensure no magic has taken place
5. CSCS never sanctioned B stockbroker. The CSCS is not a very professional organisation because at the meeting held with Mr J, they were begging the MD of B stockbroker to buy back the shares and they never even mentioned anything about sanctioning him.

£1 = N295. Selling at Eko Hotel on Tuesday 14 April

ololufemi:
Why will you take pictures of soldiers openly during a pensive mood as this election period. We hate our pictures being taken openly during such assignments. Such pictures have been photoshopped, altered and have been deceptively used for ulterior motives. This has gotten a lot of soldiers stern warnings.

Nigerians especially the youths should have decorum in dealing with the military. The fact that you are in a democracy does not mean you can go about displaying your ignorance.

He should thank them for not arresting him and handing him over to the military police. He would have spent the weekend in the guard room.

Be peaceful and adhere to decorum especially in your conduct openly.

May Nigerians come out great and victorious .

I hope your are not a soldier because you sound like an illiterate.

Hand him over to military police for committing which crime?

chymystique:
In as much as it was wrong for the guy to take their pix, Am wondering the differenCe between these particular Soldiers and Thugs? Intimidating Citizens all in the name of superiority. Thats unfair

Sorry but you sound like an illiterate. With people like you already conditioned to think this way, there is little hope for true redemption for Nigeria

It isnt illegal or 'wrong' to take pictures of people in a public place.

I used to buy a lot of rap CDs from Alaba back in the day and this 'marketer' guy called DJ Kev D was so brave he put his picture on the pirated CD sleeve. Every pirated rap CD I bought had his picture on it

Does anyone want to guess of which extraction DJ Kev D was?

Hope they finish this rubbish today o. I have a flight to catch at 0955 tomorrow morning abeg.

£1 = N320

Selling @ Aiport Hotel on Wednesday 25 March

This was not a random act of violence, it was planned. I was in Oshodi ankara market yesterday and whilst there, a town crier went round with his bell informing shop keepers the market will be closed today.

I am arriving in Naija at 6am on Saturday 11 April. So I am expected to sit down in the airport till 5pm?

The most annoying thing is I just changed the ticket date today for £100! As I am not prepared to spend another £100 changing it, I go siddon wait dey look.

There goes one Ambode vote.

I am arriving in Naija at 6am on Saturday 11 April. So I am expected to sit down in the airport till 5pm?

andromida:
Anytime a woman sleeps with a man who is not worthy of her i believe it is o.k if she asks for payment. She knows she has not done right by herself and getting paid at least makes the act right on some levels within her mind.

Ashawo tinz

For the SaTANists wey never enter plane before

https://i59.tinypic.com/2ujp9ut.png

Lucky him. My headgirl in secondary school was killed by robbers on that same bridge in January 2007

http://www.dipotepede.org/2007/01/26/o%E2%80%99-death-where-is-thy-sting/

£1 = N318.5

0800 Tuesday 3 March

Is your surname Anikulapo-Kuti?

Is Burkina Faso abroad? How much dem money be to naira?

£1 = N321.5

GT Bank at cash machine at 0800 this morning

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/watch-restaurant-boss-hit-1800-7908213

Abimbola Sonde has form. She runs a Nigerian restaurant called Crystal Lounge in Salford. She was convicted of a criminal offence in October 2014 by Salford Magistrates Court

No way is she 31 . Must be her immigration/football age

At least 40. See her face na.

She is an Edo woman who ended up in the UK after several years in Italy selling her wares

Her real age can be found on the internet from when she used to live in Shipley, West Yorkshire.

She has now taken down her Facebook account Pweetie Goldie

Her instagram @crystalloungemanchester is still active

Her Twitter @Crystals_Lounge is still active

Let her know what you all think.

Geeman74:
Yes its obviously the same woman but the fact remains that the rented crowd by gej supporters are as clueless as their sponsor. Is there anything wrong in she asking questions from this area boys and girls who knows nothing about what I'm facing at home, no phcn power for over SEVEN days.

Its not the same woman. The woman holding the pro-Buhari poster is the interviewer and the other lady is the 'anti-Buhari' demonstrator fron Manchester.

They look different and talk different. They do have similar hairstyles. The interviewer must have some serious special EFX mobile phone if she is able to interview herself and make it seem like 2 different people.