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Hello Mr Vaseline
Mo Jarun meji lobo iya e
Mo fi kan, (lost the words)
Mo fikan to ku gba penarity
Thank you

I was going to say 'STOLEN' until i saw it was a prank

I have noticed that some people in this auto section are just gbeborun. They are in every 'car for sale' thread like they can buy every car from beetle to S class. Na wa o! Real buyers will get in touch with the seller and they,ll discuss. Cant you guys just appreciate something and move on?

funny as hell!!!

This guy looks like Mr Burns from the Simpsons.

The reason why it doesnt rain in Nollywood movies is because they tend not to shoot during the rainy season. I remember back in 2000 when I was still on my grind and was trying to sell some professional recording accessories to some producers, many of them didnt buy cause it was during the rainy season and they didnt want to lock money away buying stuff they werent going to use anytime soon.

HNIC:
Traore has been awesome so far!!!!!!!!

I dont know about awesome. There has only been a couple of moves going forward on his wing. Lets just say he has dealt with everything that has been thrown at him.

This guy is a self-servicer! The power cut he is talking about happend in July. Bloody RoosterDrinker!

Me and my missus share responsibilities. Although I may just edge her a bit in what I contribute. We split the mortgage 50-50 but assign other bills individually so I pay say council tax and she pays water rates. Women want to be equal with men in all other areas but do not want to share responsibility. My missus used to earn more than me for a longtime and there was a perriod I wasnt earning at all. I took out a loan so I could still meet my own commitments and i,lld expect her to do the same if she found herserlf in that situation. Unless you earn over £100,000 a year that old skool naija style of men doing everything cannot work.

Double sausage and egg muffin and a hash brown dipped in sweet chilli. Washed down with orange juice, sweet!!!

For once I am truly impressed with something from Naija. if that is Teslim Balogun stadium, the same one across the road from the national stadium, then it is a miracle

ahonohai:
http://www.sports7.net/02.html

I watched the Liverpool vs Man Utd game here. , they advertised that it would come up immediately after

Respect mate, the thing dey show well well

[quote author=~Gooner~ link=topic=341786.msg4797339#msg4797339 date=1256487175]The game is on Sky if that's what you mean otherwise the other link would do![/quote]Ur mans @ work plus even if I was at home I dont have Skysports, u smell me

any links to watch the match please UK peeps?

ahonohai:
I s Mannone our new number 1?

Good managers dont drop players who are playing well,

My day would have just been perefect if Manure and Spuds dropped points but at least we won so I am not complaining. Shame on all the externals wey dey dabaru our thread, shame to bad people. This is my first time participating in this in-game 'chat' and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Thanx to Follypimpi for the link and Edo for comic relief, See you guys next game. Peace

follypimpi:
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]3 points in the BAG.

Yes ooo they won Liverlose,a goal by Bent.[/font]

A goal by the ballon you mean

Arsenal are only 4 points behind united and 3 points behind Chelsea, with a game in hand, where are all the naysayers In Arsene we trust!

edoyad:
@folly,
mumsy don drag me go aunty house. Two of them downing stout com give amstel Malta can you believe it ?
To make matters worse they're watching one dreadful yoruba horror flick on Africa Magic

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

wey dem??

Good save but where was where was arsenal's defence?

Hmnn, Kevin Philips, Goal machine, Me i dey fear fear o

AWWWW Happy Birthday mine was last 2 weeks

Thanx for the wishes my broda and happy belated birthday to you too.

Follypimpi! More blessing!. You are the Man, U just complete my birthday.

follypimpi abeg gimme link make ur guy watch ball

any links for UK gunners?

Injury dey o!

Clichy, Vela and Bendtner out

'You dont just fit in. No matter what you say, it is not necessary, all you have to do is to understand what living in Nigeria is all about, you dont have to go thru the cold (heat and no light), the racism (ethnic hatred and oppression), the stereotype (same), the joblessness (same), the loneliness (friend for food), no family (to each his own), no relations kind of life, why do Nigerians do these (probably the reason you are jobless after 11 years sojourn in the Uk, You still cant spell)?'

its a shame that inspite of majority of lagosians suffering from poor road,shortage of water supply,puverty,lack of basic infrastructure and even health care,i see them trying to prove that lagos is a paradise and fashola some kind of demi-god.you guys should wake up and call a spade a spade.

I tire o. I have never known any politician have this much goodwill from the people even though he has done nothing tangible. even Marwa wey we see the thing wey e do no get this much hero worship, abi the man use juju? I heard so much about what Fashola had done and even saw pictures on the internet but when I went to Lagos, I was shocked. Absolutely nothing to write home about.
There must be a way to use Lagos states money to fix these roads and then subtract it from maybe taxes Lagos states collect on behalf of the Federal Govt. After all we have Federal police but Lagos state government acquires vehicles and radios for them when they are in short supply.

Not attending the UN session cannot be classified as a diplomatic snub of the US becuase it was UN event and not a US event. It just so happens that the UN HQ is in New York. Some Naija reps daft sha. Is it illiteracy or ignorance?

@texazzpete

You are into HTC phones as well? Thank God I finally meet another Nigerian who knows the real deal (WM). Everyone I talk to is on about the iphone or some other wack sh@t like that. I have the Touch Pro 2 and is amazing. You must get it bro!