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mastermaestro:...and chop assorted banana |
Gaddafi1:seven years! Fùck! You must be job's brother. If na me eee, within that period, she go done give me tiri pikin. |
MeghaneMorgane:whats funny? Talk to me, i like jokes |
Romanoff:women are like weather. You cant predict them |
MrBachelor:a married man is a happy man |
OkuFaba:catch them young. My future wife must not be above 24 |
I commiserate with tottenham straight win, double chance stakers |
The General Hospital, Ifako-ljaiye, has introduced the use of Electronic Medical Records (EMR) portal to capture patients’ medical records in order to facilitate workflow and improve the quality of patient care and safety in conformity with global norms and practices.https://lagosstate.gov.ng/blog/2021/09/11/general-hospital-ifako-ijaiye-commences-use-of-electronic-medical-records/
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The Ooni of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Ogunwusi, has urged the National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control (NAFDAC) to intensify campaigns against fake and counterfeit drugs in the country.https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2021/09/09/ooni-of-ife-sends-message-to-nafdac/
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Data obtained from the National Bureau of Statistics have indicated that Nigeria spent the sum of N123.8 billion and N16.8 billion fish and salt importation. The NBS in its foreign trade report released on Sunday stated that fishes worth N48.28 billion was imported in the first quarter and another N75.44 billion imported in the second quarter. The types of Fishes imported include Blue whitings, mackerel, Jack mackerels, Herrings. The fishes were brought into the country from Russia, Netherlands, Irelan, Poland, Faroe Islands, Chile, Ireland, Lithuania, Mauritania and Japan. Blue whiting worth N62.4 billion was imported, Herrings imports amount to N35.53 billion, and Mackerel fishes were imported for N25.75 billion in the first half of the year. The biggest import was recorded in Q1 when blue whiting fishes worth N27.23 billion was imported from Russia. https://www.blueprint.ng/fg-spends-n140-6bn-on-fish-salt-importation-in-h1-2021-nbs/ |
Bandits are criminals and therefore deserve no amnesty |
Femi Fani-Kayode, former Nigerian minister, has condemned a statement credited to Kaduna-based Islamic scholar, Sheikh Ahmad Gumi, demanding amnesty for bandits. Gumi in a Facebook post said bandits are going nowhere until the Nigerian Government grants them amnesty like it did to the Niger Delta militants. Fani-Kayode, reacting to the statement which has continued to generate controversy, told Sheik Gumi not to compare Niger Delta militants to bandits as the latter does not rape or abduct children from schools. According to him, Gumi’s demand is asinine and unacceptable. On his Twitter page, he wrote: “ For Gumi to say that the killer bandits & terrorists are not going anywhere unless and until they are given amnesty like the Niger Delta militants is asinine and unacceptable. “The Niger Delta militants did not target, rape, kill women and they did not abduct children from their schools.” https://dailypost.ng/2021/09/06/militants-dont-kidnap-children-fani-kayode-replies-sheikh-gumi-on-amnesty-for-bandits/ |
Anxiety and apprehension have gripped the judiciary in seven states as the Chief Justice of Nigeria and Chairman, National Judicial Council (CJN), Hon. Dr. Justice Ibrahim Tanko Muhammad, is set to quiz them on Monday over conflicting court orders.https://dailypost.ng/2021/09/05/cjn-to-quiz-six-chief-judges-over-conflicting-ex-parte-orders/
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Bayelsa State Government has restated its commitment to commencement of work on the Nembe-Brass Senatorial roadhttps://thenationonlineng.net/senatorial-road-project-bayelsa-woos-shell-agip-aiteo-with-tax-holiday/
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A very touching historical video by one Dumebi Kachikwu for ROOTS traced the history of women’s political participation and advocacy way beyond the popular Aba women Riot of 1929 that many erroneously credit as the first major intervention in political issues by women in a colonial Nigeria In what appears like a passionate plea to Nigeria and African women to do what they know how to do best, he traced history to 1910 in Agbaja in present day Kogi state when women collectively stayed away from their homes for a month based on the suspicion that some men had been secretly killing pregnant women. This action, according to history pushed the elders in the communities to address their concerns Again in1924, three thousand women in present day Calabar took to the streets to protest the tolls imposed on markets by the colonial authorities. In the South West, women organizations like the Lagos Market Women Association, Nigeria’s Women’s Party and the Abeokuta Women’s Union were pressure groups that actively took action to stop the colonial administration in their tracks. He recalled too that the Aba Women Riot of 1929 was a collective action that defied tribes and religion. The women pushed for justice and equity and even though some of them were killed in the process, they still won as they achieved some of the aims of their protest. In tracing the history of women’s standing up to the colonial administration in Nigeria, Ukachukwu is beckoning on women to remember that the they have always been active participants in the political sphere. He therefore wants women to stand up and own their positions in both the country and continent. At the Roundtable Conversation however, we realize that the fact that Rwanda presently has the global highest number of women in parliament at 61.1% does not erase the fact that women seem to have taken a back seat in African political issues. Understandably, the 1994 genocide is a contributory factor there is a clarion call on women to intervene in the development of the country and continent. The female power is still unmistakably valid at all times and now is no different. The Roundtable Conversation for long has identified the effects of the lack of gender parity in Nigerian political space seeing that Nigeria with a population of more than two hundred million has one of the lowest gender representations in parliament with a paltry 6.9%. What this portends is thatthe Nigerian political space still excludes women as a carryover of the colonial mono governance structure that reordered the traditional African complimentary leadership that existed before the white men came to, in Achebe’s words, put a knife to that which held us together as a people and things have fallen apart. The Roundtable Conversation sat down with the Senate Minority leader, Senator Enyinnaya Abaribe who had penultimate week delivered a Keynote speech at the inaugural annual conference of Nkata Ndi Inyom Igbo with the theme, “Enhancing Women’s Participation and Partnership in governance and Development”. The Socio-Cultural Group of professional women believes that we all must join in the conversation to find a solution to the leadership question in ways that gender should not be a barrier for competent and willing women to win elections in a democracy. The Senator startled everyone when he pointedly declared that, ‘If nothing is done and urgently too, there will soon be no woman in the Senate”. He should know, he is in a Senate of 109 members with a paltry seven female senators! A House of Representatives with 360 members has only 22 women. Most state houses of assembly have no woman at all and those that have do not make up to 5% of the total number. No woman in Nigeria has won a governorship seat since 1999. According to the Senator, the reality is that the number of women has been on the decrease since 1999. He said Nigeria must take decisive actions to make the political space more inclusive of women. However, modern politics according to him requires education and the literacy rate especially for women across some regions is still very low. So first things first, education of all our children, males and females must be a priority if we must get ahead in a world ruled by ideas and technology. The leaders in parts of the country where the literacy rate for women is very low according to the statistics of UNICEF, UNESCO and WHO must make education of the people a priority just like they make that of their children. Asked what he has done as a legislator to bring his fears to the fore and get his colleagues to act, he said that he had always advocated that we have to increase the number in the federal system to bring in more women. If certain appointments are based on Federal character, can Nigerians not realize that there is no gender parity in the Nigerian political space? Is the sense of justice limited to appointments in a country in dire straits that desperately needs the input of women in a complimentary leadership style? He also has been pushing for a renewed legislative agenda in changing the laws to reflect the current realities in global politics. However, it is often a herculean task to get the majority to see the real danger in playing the ostrich. Some would often quote the constitution as it concerns federal character but see advocacy for political inclusiveness in another light. So if we can balance appointments, why not revisit our laws for gender balance? While we acknowledge the nuances of culture and religion we continue to push and persuade them to see the current dynamics as not very intrusive in that regard. We continue to knock on the doors hoping it works someday. We must continue to push for implementation. Asked whether women in politics are doing enough to help their gender, he said the same acculturation men are exposed to are the same for women too because you often see women not supporting fellow women seeking elective positions. So women in politics often have to work twice as hard as the men before they get results. Women must learn to sustain the unity they have at the rural community levels in party politics. They can work better with the sense of team unity that guides their interactions at the community levels nationally. Unfortunately it does seem they do not seize those moments. Fundamentally, Nigerians must take stock. We can look around and see that the chicken has come home to roost. When women are uneducated, there is likelihood of early marriage and with marriage as a child bride, many things might follow. There are chances of the child-bride dying in pregnancy or labour due to reproductive issues which increases the maternal mortality, some might get the almost disabling condition of Vestico Vaginal Fistula (VVF) which subsequently makes them unproductive. An illiterate mother has less chances of raising well balanced kids nutritionally and mentally. The numbers of uneducated and unskilled youths that cause most of the social ills that affect all of us are all products of a system that relegate women to the background. Ironically, most of the political elites understand the implication because their own kids neither miss education nor do they become child brides. Nigerians must begin to think beyond today. The idea of focusing on the short term is a huge problem in any nation that desires development. Our short term plans are very destructive to any nation. Nations have fifty, hundred and fifty years strategic development plans. It seems we are a country of here and now. The earlier we begin to address gender parity in the country the better for everyone. We have to be more discerning and make better choices. The senator believes that political parties must begin to do intra party re-strategizing to chat a better political culture that can bring a change. The essence is for political parties to begin to create the template that can engender more inclusiveness and with it the development we all seek. We must as a nation agree that democracy that must be viable must stop seeing women in leadership as ‘kind gesture or mere tokenism’ to the female gender. There must be a reorientation for us all to realize that development in the twenty first century works better with complimentary leadership with women who have shown capacity and readiness to serve. The serious issue of the decreasing number elected women across the country since the return of democracy in 1999 is an ill-wind that blows no one or region any good. It is a global truth that most countries including Nigeria with fewer women in leadership are not doing too well developmentally. The recent pandemic across the globe has also shown the capacity of women leaders in other climes as most of the countries with female leaders statistically have done better at containing the spread of the virus and subsequently its effect on their economies. It is wrong to assume that gender parity is a favour to women. No, it is not, it is a way of life that dates back to pre-colonial and colonial periods. The Amazons of Dahomey – present day Benin Republic got their title from their leadership gallantry against the French colonialists. Queen Amina, Idia, Moremi and a number of other historical women leaders are legends today that have earned prime historical positions even better than most men of their era. The myopia of the political leaderships in all regions must give way to better long term vision and plans. The divine that made us men and women thought of partnerships in more things than reproduction and home keeping. The dialogue continues… https://thenationonlineng.net/there-will-soon-be-no-woman-in-the-senate/ |
Omodele Eletta, professor at the Department of Chemical Engineering, University of Ilorin, has discovered the use of eggshell, coconut shell, sawdust and croaker fish scales for the prevention of environmental pollution. In a lecture titled “Bad yet good: Rummaging and Combatting for Future Water and Land Security”, Ms Eletta also listed pawpaw leaf, coconut shell and cocoa pod, among agricultural wastes that could be used to combat environmental pollution. According to the don, the exploitation of agro-waste could achieve both a strategy for waste minimisation and a sustainable production of energy and chemicals. The expert warned that environmental pollution was an unfavourable alteration of the environment, adding that it was a global problem and Nigeria has its fair share due to the lack of strict monitoring of people’s activities. According to Ms Eletta, every farm activity, however, low leaves some wastes in the environment and these wastes end up in various sectors of the earth. Ms Eletta explained that different agricultural wastes have been optimised for the use of wastewater treatment prior to discharge to the environment. She observed that eggshell has beneficiation and thermal treatment, as it could be used as absorbent for the removal of heavy metal from the solution, and also as a bio-resource in a number of formulations. https://gazettengr.com/don-discovers-use-of-eggshell-to-tackle-environmental-pollution/ |
Former Vice-President Abubakar Atiku, chairman of the South-West Governors’ Forum, Arakunrin Rotimi Akeredolu and his Edo State counterpart, Governor Godwin Obaseki as well as the President of the Nigeria Football Federation, Amaju Pinnick, will join the Governor of Oyo State, ‘Seyi Makinde, to officially unveil the remodelled Lekan Salami Sports Complex, Adamasingba, Ibadan, on Wednesday. Other notable Nigerians expected at the event are a former Military Administrator of Oyo State during whose regime the Lekan Salami Stadium was initiated, General David Jemibewon (rtd), former governor of the state and the Osi Olubadan of Ibadanland, High Chief Rashidi Ladoja and a former Super Eagles coach, Chief Adegboye Onigbinde. A statement by the Chief Press Secretary to the governor, Mr Taiwo Adisa, indicated that the event will feature a novelty match between ex-Shooting Stars players 94/98 set and former Super Eagles players 94/96 set as well as a friendly match between the Shooting Stars Sports Club (3SC) and NK Tabor Sezana, a top Slovenian league side. The statement maintained that Teni, Taye Currency and QDot will perform live at the unveiling ceremony, adding that the remodelled Lekan Salami Stadium is coming to life exactly one year after it was awarded to Peculiar Ultimate Concerns Limited through the Alternative Project Funding Approach (APFA). According to Adisa, the project included the remodelling of the main bowl, construction of a state-of-the-art media centre and a FIFA-standard studio with equipment, construction of FIFA-standard mixed zone including changing rooms, wet rooms, match officials’ rooms, referees’ rooms, doping control room, youth centre/ball boys’ room, clinic and others. The new Lekan Salami Stadium is completed with modern floodlights, a remodelled Squash Hall, a new 50 metres by 30 metres multipurpose hall for Basketball, Volleyball, Handball and gymnasium as well as a Centre Court. Speaking during the award of the project, Governor Makinde had maintained that the remodelling of the stadium is targeted at repositioning the state to attract investments, especially in the lucrative sports sector. https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/08/atiku-serving-govs-ex-govs-arrive-ibadan-wednesday-as-makinde-unveils-lekan-salami-sports-complex/ |
The National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) in Katsina says everyone, including the camp officials, must undergo a COVID-19 test before being allowed into the camp for the 2021 Batch ‘B’ stream ll orientation exercise. The NYSC 2021 Batch ‘B’ Stream II Orientation Course is scheduled to begin on Wednesday. This is contained in a statement issued by the NYSC spokesperson in Katsina, Alex Obemeata. The NYSC state coordinator, Ahidjo Yahaya, gave the directive while meeting with the heads of all collaborating agencies for the exercise. Mr Yahaya emphasised the need to secure all corps members’ lives and property during the three-week orientation exercise, which begins on Wednesday. ”Adherence to COVID-19 non-pharmaceutical protocols is sacrosanct. Everybody must observe the safety measures, including the camp officials,” he said. A few weeks ago, Information minister Lai Mohammed accused the National Youth Service Corps of disobeying COVID-19 safety protocols, resulting in a surge of coronavirus cases in NYSC camps across the country. Mr Mohammed also claimed that more positive cases were reported because the federal government had increased COVID-19 testing. Lai Mohammed blames NYSC for COVID-19 surge (gazettengr.com) (NAN) https://gazettengr.com/covid-19-surge-nysc-to-test-all-corps-members-officials/ |
Kogi State Government has procured the first hospital based Hyperbaric Oxygen Treatment (HBOT) chamber in Nigeria. With this development, Nigeria becomes the fifth country in Africa with such sophisticated medical equipment. According to a statement on Friday, signed by the Commissioner for Health in Kogi State, Dr Saka Haruna Audu, this is great news for Nigerian patients who hitherto had to travel abroad for such treatments. Audu said, “Whoever has been following the trend of achievments in Kogi State Health Sector must have now seen the purposeful move to turn the State to a choice destination for Health tourism. “This is only possible with much thanks to the determination of His Excellency Alh. Yahaya Bello, to revamp the State’s Health sector and change the old narrative of a moribund sector that supervised substandard services.” HBOT chamber is a very useful equipment that can help in healing people with both internal and external life threatening injuries as well as in health complications like air or gas embolism, brain and sinus infections, necrotizing soft tissue infections, arterial insufficiency or low blood flow in the arteries, radiation injury, especially as a result of cancer treatment, anaemia, osteomyelitis, gas gangrene, carbon monoxide poisoning, burns, skin grafts etc. “HBOT is becoming increasingly popular and mostly used as adjuvant therapy to conventional treatment/management of some life threatening conditions to minimise healing times,” the statement said. https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/08/kogi-procures-first-nigerias-hyperbaric-oxygen-treatment-chamber/ |
Lets buy hazard. He's up for sale |
Second offer for mbappe rejected |
Breaking: PSG rejects Real's second offer for mbappe |
BlueAngel444:who do you think will replace mbappe talentwise now that he's about to leave |
iamoyindamola:If penalty is the name of the game. Ronaldo would have usuped messi |
This transfer season is some else, strange. I'm waiting for Chelsea to sign airmark |
ororo is back |
Nigerian multiple award-winning artist Tiwa Savage returns with a brand new extended play “Water & Garri. This comes less than a year after the release of her critically acclaimed third studio album “Celia”. Water & Garri, a five-track body of work features Grammy Awards winner and veteran rapper, Nas, singer Brandy, the Nigerian underground artist Rich King and Alte singer and soul music stunner, Tay Iwar. Since her return to Nigeria in 2012, Tiwa Savage has raised the bar for female artists. She embodied the almost frowned on sex symbol attribute in the music industry, her music is filled with flirting words and expressions. No wonder when she called herself African bad gyal, no one disputed the assertion. Garri is a staple food among Nigerians, water is used to take or make Garri. The title as used in this context refers to her mashed style and global collaboration. She sticks to her heartfelt style in the course of making this album. Tiwa Savage infused Rnb/Soul with Afro-fusion. The end product is a 19 minutes run of music with themes detailing heartbreak, love, hard work, perseverance, etc. Nas and Rich King were on the opening track “Work Fada”, the pensive and reflective song preaches hard work and perseverance with Nas almost going preachy in his thought-provoking verse. The six minutes long track is the perfect opener to the avarde garde album, who opens an EP with this type of lengthy play? Only Tiwa Savage could do such, the theme is distinct and it’s a well-calculated risk. In 2016, Tiwa Savage’s marriage with talent manager Teebliz hit the rock. Five years later, she seems set to speak her truth. She reveals a little on the Interlude on her last album—Celia. On Water & Garri, Tiwa Savage dedicates two tracks to that ugly incident. Ade Ori is a soft-light take on past relationships/marriage. She is now independent while she is hopeful about future handling. The lyrics drip with pain and regretful lines. Tale by Moonlight was a popular weekly storied program on national television. Tiwa Savage details her fairy tale love expectations on this soulful 90s house music. Even though she flirts and gushing about the guy, she is cautious. Amaarae’s whispery vocals compliment Tiwa Savage’s flirt takes. Seven years ago, American artist Brandy visited Nigeria. At a press conference before her performance at Classic FM Valentine show, she revealed she loved Tiwa Savage’s vocals, she liked it to a 14-year-old. Unknown to her, Tiwa Savage considered the Grammy Winner her role model and one of the reasons she is into music. When they finally collaborate on “Somebody’s Son”, it is a perfect blend of two songstresses. They complement one another, Brandy even sings in Yoruba. This track is one of the up-tempo songs on the EP. Its production is filled with Drums and mellow strings. Somebody’s son retains the themes of Ade Ori: it pleads for reciprocal love. Tay Iwar and Tiwa Savage jointly closed the EP with a rollercoaster of deep expressive expressions. The horn-filled disco makes it sounds like a potential track for a Friday night out. Veteran producer Pharell Williams called this project a classic but the fans failed to realize his caveat of it not becoming commercially viable. Tiwa Savage is unbothered if her recent promotional talks are anything to go by. Water & Garri explores Tiwa Savage Rnb/Soul forte with an infusion of Afro-fusion, the EP is a dart between hope and despair. The production is pristine, however, the songwriting is underwhelming. The featured artists almost overshadowed her. Although it’s obvious that this project is destined for the international market, the collaborations could have been lesser. Emmanuel Daraloye is a music journalist. Goggle the name for additional information. https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/08/a-review-of-tiwa-savages-water-garri-ep/ |
Google Trends, the search tool providing insights into what netizens are searching for at any given moment, turned 15 on August 11. To commemorate the occasion, it released an interesting list of what Nigerians have searched for the most over the past decade and a half. In Nigeria, football clubs like “Man U”, “Real Madrid” and “ Chelsea FC ” have taken the top spots in Google Searches in the past 15 years. Nigerians are also entertainment enthusiasts who love their celebrity personalities. It was not surprising, therefore, that Nollywood actors like Mercy Johnson” and Odunlade Adekola and favourite acts like “Burna Boy” ranked as some of the most searched personalities in Nigeria over this period alongside the likes of Cardi B and Kanye West. Google processes more than 40,000 search queries every second. This translates to more than a billion searches per day and 1.2 trillion searches per year worldwide. Google Search trends information is gleaned from data based on what Nigerians have been searching for. Google said: ‘‘Over the past 15 years, Nigerians have relied on Search to get the answers they require. They have also shown consistent interest in news and current affairs. This is revealed in the top questions that Nigerians have asked, their top political topics and media platforms that they follow for news stories’’. Below is a list that unpacks the interests of Nigerians on Google Search over the last 15 years: Top searched questions in the past 15 years in Nigeria What is love? How to make money online? What is a computer? How much is the dollar to naira? How to make love? What is sex? What is biology? How to write an application letter? What is a noun? How to check BVN Top searched “lyrics” in the past 15 years in Nigeria Xxxtentacion Bad Vibes Forever lyrics In Christ Alone lyrics Brown Skin Girl lyrics All Of Me lyrics Onise Iyanu lyrics Reckless Love lyrics Despacito lyrics Silent Night lyrics Great Is Thy Faithfulness lyrics Ancient Words lyrics Top searched “Nollywood celebrities” in the past 15 years in Nigeria Mercy Johnson Funke Akindele Ini Edo Odunlade Adekola Adam A Zango Iyabo Ojo Rita Dominic Angela Okorie Juliet Ibrahim Adunni Ade Top searched “Nigerian Music Artists”, past 15 years in Nigeria Burna Boy Omah Lay Adekunle Gold Tope Alabi Small Doctor Reekado Banks Banky W Frank Edward 2Face Idibia Yinka Ayefele Top searched “Artists (Non-Nigerian)”, past 15 years in Nigeria Nicki Minaj Chris Brown Cardi B Ariana Grande Kanye West Celine Dion Meek Mill Bob Marley Whitney Houston August Alsina Top searches recipes, past 15 years in Nigeria IndecentStar martini cocktail recipe Cake recipe Pancake recipe Meat pie recipe Puff puff recipe Chocolate cake recipe Doughnut recipe Chin chin recipe Fried rice recipe Red velvet cake recipe Top Searched “movies” past 15 years in Nigeria Sex and the city movie The BFG movie Titanic movie Black panther full movie Moana Frozen 2 Kesari Yoruba movie Half of a Yellow Sun movie War room movie Fifty Shades of Grey movie Top searched “Diet”, past 15 years in Nigeria Ketogenic diet Cambridge diet Hallelujah diet Dash diet Atkins diet Paleo diet Diabetic diet Mediterranean diet Vegan diet Ulcer diet Top searched “Football clubs”, past 15 years in Nigeria Man U Real Madrid Chelsea FC Arsenal FC Man City FC Barcelona Liverpool FC AC Milan https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/481229-how-to-make-love-mercy-johnson-man-u-among-nigerias-top-google-searches-in-past-decade.html |
Four hundred and fifty thousand graduates will receive N30,000 each month as President Muhammadu Buhari’s regime ramps up its poverty programme’s efforts to lift millions of Nigerians out of poverty.https://gazettengr.com/450000-graduates-to-get-n30000-monthly-under-buharis-poverty-programme/
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