mariahAngel:


Na your mind.

Nor be mind my sister.

That puff puff get nipple na. Hahaha.

Solofresh2:
Why the Puff Puff come get nipple like this

Werey!! Hehehe

letristian:
We are teaching Peter Obi a bitter lesson on the beat.

Anyway those teaching Peter Obi a lesson how far, shebi una go fit comfortably afford am without complaints?

Calm down. The election is over and lets move on. How long are you going to ride this horse?

Most importantly they should slash prices for domestic airfare.

Jennyclay:
You earn 200k monthly and in your mind you’re earning much Mtcheww!!

If you carry me for chopping with that money I can’t even pick up to 4 clothes and the money will be exhausted not to talk of bag and shoes

Biko, just stay away from a relationship in order not to put someone’s daughter in abject poverty.

So Jenny, how much should a man earn before he can take you out on a shopping. Just curious!

Rostikol:
The Easiest Way To End Hunger Is To Turn Your Compound To A Farm!

You walk around these neighbourhoods where people are complaining of hunger, and you see in their front compounds and in their backyards, LAND JUST LYING FALLOW.

Why?

Convert that land to a MINI-FARM.

Plant tomatoes. Plant yam. Plant fruit seeds. Plant melon seeds. That's Egusi. Plant okro!

Start a small poultry in your backyard for your chicken and eggs.

What the hell is wrong with us as a people?

It is all this ''I must be oyinbo by force'' that is hurting us.

Before colonial rule and this our oyinbo system that followed, our ancestors never depended on the kings and chiefs for their food.

They planted their food everywhere they saw land.

Their houses would have an area to plant food somewhere. Houses would have yam barns to store yams in the backyard.

The only time you hear in our history that people were hungry was when there was a FAMINE, ie no rain.

There was nothing like abundant rain and fertile land, yet people going hungry. Impossible!

Today you walk around these neighbourhoods and just wonder, ''why can't these guys plant onions or cassava in this place''?

Urban farming is as African as Proverbs and Palmwine.

It even beautifies the environment!

If even one-fifth of us decided to convert our premises to mini farms, food will be become abundant in the country and very cheap!

Urban Farming

Do not listen to nay sayers or respond to detractors. Some people only like to complain and never for once try to proffer a solution to their problems or try something new.
If I live in Nigeria, I will have small farms.
Even people in the villages are arogant and refusing to far, they would rather open new topics on NL how they bought two pieces of tomatoes for N600 in Luzada market.

EreluRoz:
Yes, the milk in that tea will sustain her.

Not her, him!. He is a guy.

wunmi590:
Good day my beautiful people,

After devouring the food I brought from home immediately I stepped my foot into my office, I was hungry again after 2hours, so I decided to eat something to rest my stomach from the every second cry of hunger..

These are the items i bought

1. Bread 🍞 (N1,200)
2. 150cl Eva bottled water 💧 (N300)
3. Satchet peak milk 🥛 (N150)
4. Satchet milo (N150)

Total: N1,800

I wanted to manage till I get home, but believe me, I might not survive it, so that I won't go and faint on the road 😆 HungerBad, continue to rest in peace sir.

Before I used to buy that bread for 600 and its even bigger than this current one, now they increased it and still reduced the quantity...

Ogbeni, you dey enjoy nor be small. Abeg remain the cap for me.

advanceDNA:


U should be arrested by EFCC....how can u be eating two heavy meals just 2hrs apart...

U still add Milo and peak milk....

The guy na politician walahi, se as him they enjoy.

Take Ajaero seriously at your own peril. Why can't the fellow be sacked?

Nefort:

Do you have a girlfriend?

I am a pastor and not allowed to have a girlfriend.

javascript1901:

Are you not married?

You wan marry me make we share offerings. hahahah

derecho:
All these pipu think Nigerians a stupid.
How can you "lead" what you don't believe in?

How did you come to the conclusion they don't beleive in the protest?

Ajaero wan cash out but Tinubu don carry am handicap! Expect sheyi Tinubu to lead protest in Abuja. hahhaha

Shomek:


you are ungrateful

Ungrateful for what?

DaHighLife:


You are not wrong.
I cherished the ability to pick my kids up from school and spend more time with them. However, I also found joy in returning to the office at least half the time.

Most times now when going out my kids will ask " Daddy where are you going" hahahah. I am now under 24hrs surveillance because of WFH.

Remember when OBJ asked Stella to go shop as he was going back to Ota Farm to join the Adams Oshiomole's nationwide strike.

greypencils:
I get you 100% o. I done suffer no be small. To my wife, it's as good as you are unemployed. The only difference is money comes in monthly. As I am typing this, my wife done text me say if I am chanced, make I help her pick beans. Even if you are glued to your laptop morning till night, her own na say as long as you dey house, you are free to do chores.

You are living my life brotherly. I had to convince my wife that I am working even though I pay all the bills 100% hahahahha.

exegesis:
Lol. You must be an extrovert. I've been working from home for five years now and I love it. Yeah, people call me anti-social ail but I don't care. They're not paying my bills. I make excuses whenever people want to visit or vice versa. Yep, it gets lonely sometimes but I enjoy my own company. Luckily, my husband works in another state and my kids are in boarding schools. The only time you see people in my house is if my husband is around or my gym days. We set up a gym in the house for us and our family friends for me to keep fit. I can stay a month at home without stepping out of my house. I order everything and it's brought to the house. My family friends always say I don't belong in Nigeria because I behave like white people. Lol. I actually thought there was something wrong with me because I count the days until my kids and husband will leave so I'd be alone. Took a psychological evaluation and they say I'm okay. I'm what they call a solitudinarian and I'm okay with it. To each their own, I guess.

I set up a home gym as well and fully control my food intake and never weight.

Evidenx:
where una dey see this work from home weh una dey do self? Make una show me way na abi na yahoo una dey do?

I worked the same company for 4 years before I opted to work from home.

greypencils:
Been working from home for more than two years now. I swear it fukcks with your brain. The only plus is me getting to raise my kids myself and spend the most time with them. Otherwise, it's boring as hell. Evening strolls and weekend Jaye doesn't compare to working with one beautiful girl across the room. I like me some office sexual tension just like the OP. It's not like you are going to capitalise on it but let it just be there. It gives you an edge. Working from home will make you fully domesticated. Doing dishes? That's my thing now. You got too much time on your hands to not do the dishes.

You 100% get my point. The next one year I will be done working from home and move on 100% to my own company with staff.
I am fully domesticated and wifey once asked if there is food to eat once whe she got back from work.
The kain bad eye wey I loom am enh.

Jewessgratitud3:


How can I see you and hug you pastor. *She'd tears of joy**

As you started my day with such huge blessing, that is how you will wake up to massive blessings upon blessings upon blessings everyday of your life in Jesus name.

God bless youuuuu.. I can't thank you enough. Only God will bless and reward you richly all the days of your life and you will never lack in Jesus name.

Thank you so much! I really appreciate.

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SirLakes:

President ti sope ke lo gba ounje ni Bourdillon

Bourdillon bi ti bo. Awa nlo re ba'Asiwaju l'Aso Rock. Se'n wa gba owo oko?

Jewessgratitud3:


Hi
Here

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Nigerians like big grammar. See as they have been throwing up the term "geometric" all over the place. It takes very little to excite a Nigerian.

lacapine:
Please house help me. My sister has been in a relationship with a guy for the past 10 years and the relationship is sexual. The boy is 37 while she is 34. The boy keeps claiming he doesn't have money to marry her, my sister will say why am I pushing marriage,will I give them money to sustain the home? I have called the guy and asked him questions and he said if I have 100k, I should give him, so they can marry. Abeg how do I handle this issue?

My sister works but she is always broke. The guy is an artist who does art work but sales is poor. Not that I ever knew when sales was good.

How should I handle it?

You call a 37 year old dimkpa with a greying aji ike a boy?

You, your sister and the "boy" are not serious!

Jennyclay:
All these nonsense combination of food you broke people do eat always make me laugh.

Rice, plantain, stew, egusi, ogbono, spaghetti and beans all mixed in one plate.

Nawa oo!!

Are you this bitter in real life! Take a chill pill and enjoy life sometimes. I know you are craving attention but take it easy inugo!

This prayer day ticket will favour me and my family!

SirLakes:

Baba e lo sun nah

Sun bi to bo! Ebi npa mi , o ni kin'lo sun!

African man and woman nyash na 5 & 6, see the way mugu dey smile like say him win lottery.

Body go tell am!