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Family / Re: How Do I Scold My Ill-behaved Wife? by PastorOlokonla: 6:04am On Mar 01
Yamleg:
In what ways do you discipline/scold your wife once she goes out of being well-behaved?

Op who get yam leg, you or your wife?
Family / Re: Happy Birthday My Messiah❣️ by PastorOlokonla: 6:03am On Mar 01
Happy birthday O oga Messiah.

Thank you for taking good care of our dear NL member. Wish you long life and may all your dreams come true.

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Family / Re: How Do I Scold My Ill-behaved Wife? by PastorOlokonla: 5:41am On Mar 01
Yamleg:
In what ways do you discipline/scold your wife once she goes out of being well-behaved?

Discipline/Scold, are you a school principal and is she your student?

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Food / Re: Can You Rate My sapa Noodle! by PastorOlokonla: 5:39am On Mar 01
Kobojunkie:
With a total of approximately 2400 calories in one plate for just one meal, what more do you need? undecided

Ok
Romance / Re: I Wish I Was Born Into A Rich Family by PastorOlokonla: 3:35am On Mar 01
You can create a rich family for your kids. MKO Abiola was born into a poor home.

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Politics / Re: How Nigerians Abroad Will Be Affected By Tinubu's New Policy On Foreign Workers by PastorOlokonla: 3:12am On Mar 01
Omoawoke:
Stupid and very dumb assumption

Dude is an illiterate. Its a good policy and will affect people like Adenuga who imports indian workers into Conoil and Glo.

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Politics / Re: How Nigerians Abroad Will Be Affected By Tinubu's New Policy On Foreign Workers by PastorOlokonla: 3:11am On Mar 01
Your topic does not make sense. How will this affect Nigerians abroad?

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Romance / Re: Help!! I Can't Sleep At Night When My Lady Is Around by PastorOlokonla: 2:44am On Mar 01
I can never lose sleep over sex, maybe you are new to sex, you will tire eventually and sex will no longer be a big deal to you.
Food / Re: Can You Rate My sapa Noodle! by PastorOlokonla: 2:39am On Mar 01
muller101:
Fried egg and boiled egg all in the same plate. You be thief?.

Na sapa noodle my brother.
Health / Re: What Helps You Sleep At Night? by PastorOlokonla: 10:13pm On Feb 29
I sleep listening to audiobooks every night for the past 4years. I could never sleep without my books.

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Food / Re: Can You Rate My sapa Noodle! by PastorOlokonla: 9:45pm On Feb 29
mariahAngel:


Your wife is motivating you ni. cheesy
You try sha.



As in! grin

The motto of this year is "no gree for anybody". I don decide not to gree for my wife.

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Food / Re: Can You Rate My sapa Noodle! by PastorOlokonla: 9:32pm On Feb 29
NoSmoking:


Common

U can read nah


Abeg nor attack my sister. Lol

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Food / Re: Can You Rate My sapa Noodle! by PastorOlokonla: 9:30pm On Feb 29
advanceDNA:


EFCC we need you here

Bros why na! I thought you are my friend. Lol
Food / Re: Can You Rate My sapa Noodle! by PastorOlokonla: 9:29pm On Feb 29
mariahAngel:
Looks so good! ✨
Nicely dished. 👌🏼

Did you make the meal yourself?

Yes! What do you think. Hahah.
I started learning how to cook this year since my wife started her shakara.
Food / Can You Rate My sapa Noodle! by PastorOlokonla: 9:25pm On Feb 29
So I was craving desperately for noodles today and I decided to make one.

1. Fried seasoned stir fried onions.
2 fried seasoned eggs
1 boiled egg
1 noodle
1 can of sardine.
1 hotdog
1 I fried seasoned plantain.

What am I missing?
Can you rate my noodles, I honestly believe I can cook more than most ladies on NL. Hahaha

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Politics / Re: Igboho Tells FG To Release Nnamdi Kanu, Says He Is Just Fighting For His People by PastorOlokonla: 8:56pm On Feb 29
Release him and seize all his travel documents. Let him carry on IPOB activities from Nigeria and lets see how convenient that is.
No leaving Nigeria.

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Career / Re: Work From Home Wahala by PastorOlokonla: 8:24pm On Feb 29
javascript1901:


Nah. I'm male

My apologies!

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Romance / Re: Why Do Cheaters Keep On Cheating Even After Getting Caught? by PastorOlokonla: 6:18pm On Feb 29
femi4:
A stolen ponmo tastes better than a bought one

I don't agree with you. You have to rush stolen ponmo and and hide to eat it so no real enjoyment.
Romance / Re: Hardship: How Some Ibadan Men Depend On Girlfriends For Breast Milk To Survive by PastorOlokonla: 6:13pm On Feb 29
Can you drink tea with breast milk? Asking for a friend ni o.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Will Transform Nigeria Just Like Lagos – Alake by PastorOlokonla: 6:08pm On Feb 29
Where is the transformation in Lagos where more than 85% is still squalor and slums.

Mo sorry gaan!

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Politics / Re: You Are Not The Only Voice Of Nigerians, Wait Till 2027 - Tinubu To NLC by PastorOlokonla: 5:55pm On Feb 29
Ebi a piawala misi!
Food / Re: Hardship: FCT Consumers Turn To ‘awara’ As Substitute For Meat by PastorOlokonla: 5:48pm On Feb 29
Wtf is Awara?

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Family / Re: Mum Rejects My Babe Cos She Is Not Fine by PastorOlokonla: 5:44pm On Feb 29
I married without the initial consent of my parent. Took my friends, drove down to the registry and I was married and nobody knew in my family at the time.

I am the one marrying and not my parents. Ability to make difficult decisions is what makes you a man.

My mum reported me to my uncles and later at my church wedding, she dey do face, me i nor send even though, I love her and was the favorite child.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Cheaters Keep On Cheating Even After Getting Caught? by PastorOlokonla: 5:13pm On Feb 29
Why would they not keep on cheating when they are been accepted after cheating.

If your partner cheats and you remiain in the relationship, you are telling him you are ok with that lifestyle.
Travel / Re: Japa: Mind In The West, Body In Africa by PastorOlokonla: 5:09pm On Feb 29
I enjoyed Nigeria more after I Japad. I will be coming back to live part-time in Nigeria again after 15 years of Japa.

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Romance / Re: What Can Someone Deduce About You From Your Social Media Accounts by PastorOlokonla: 12:03am On Feb 29
Nothing.
Religion / Re: Is There Any Sane Lesson From Genesis 38? by PastorOlokonla: 11:56pm On Feb 28
Dtruthspeaker:


You were even mad enough to create a thread for this?

See why i always say you muslims are mad?

Every sane person knows that marriage is not the wrong exactly as no one says a christian marrying an atheist or an ibo marrying an hausa is wrong.

But of course, madmuslims like you are not capable of seeing this.

And the obvious lesson is to know that God sees everything you do and He will respond to any evil you do.

Why the abuse and name calling? Are you 12?
Politics / Re: Economic Hardship: I Take Full Responsibility - Tinubu by PastorOlokonla: 11:35pm On Feb 28
Good one mr president.

I think I may be proud of my country again.

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Romance / Re: 61 Days After: Was I Right To Stop Bet9ja Virtual? by PastorOlokonla: 10:36pm On Feb 28
In life, do not anything have control over you. We call it a life out of control.
I can start and stop anything I want.
Career / Re: N200k/month Earning Is No Longer The Way Out by PastorOlokonla: 10:28pm On Feb 28
Nicoddemus:


Poor girl with empty brain

She is just catching cruise to seek attention. Nothing more.
Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Help Guys, How Can I Overcome This Strong Urge. by PastorOlokonla: 10:25pm On Feb 28
Ahmadusmanu:
Whenever I walked past someone sitting down and staring at me,I always have this strong urge to give them a dirty slap on their face.i nearly slapped a lady at the hospital today.pls help,I don't want to get into trouble.

Its a normal thing. You are suffering from a disease called "slappingitis".

If you go chemist, them go give you medication.
Family / Re: Genuine by PastorOlokonla: 10:23pm On Feb 28
RaniOpe:
2k to 5 people.

I have 10k left from my giveaway allotted to nairaland and I want it disbursed totally today.

Drop “full” account details. I’ll pick winners based on my discretion.

Thank you.

GTB 002254440419. Seun Osewa. God bless you

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