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Romance / Re: Really Want To Get Married, (my Addiction/lust Is Consuming Me) by PastorOlokonla: 9:47pm On Mar 05
It wouldn't stop after marriage.

Sorry to break it to you.
Family / Re: ....... by PastorOlokonla: 9:43pm On Mar 05
You are going to keep losing money to forex. You guys are simply gambling.

Forget what people say and look for a tangible business or leave the country.

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Health / Re: Housewife Commits Suicide In Front Of Enugu Police Station, Leaves Behind 3 Kids by PastorOlokonla: 9:35pm On Mar 05
In this present Nigeria. Born only one child for your peace of mind if just going into marriage. Do not succumb to any pressure.
Romance / Guys Is This True by PastorOlokonla: 9:33pm On Mar 05
What do you think

Romance / Re: Why Are Guys So Heartless To Their Fellow Men? by PastorOlokonla: 9:27pm On Mar 05
1Sharon:


So why is it that most of them end up not paying back?

The bigger question is why the entitlement to other people's money? I don't get it.
They are the most stingiest and love to complain.

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Family / Re: Police Invitation; What Could Go Wrong At The Police Station? by PastorOlokonla: 9:24pm On Mar 05
Nothing could go wrong. Just go with two big coolers of party jollof rice and a big bottle of wife.
You should be fine.
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Aide, Israel DMW Curses Estranged Wife Sheila (photos) by PastorOlokonla: 9:20pm On Mar 05
The mumu Davido worshiper is still a child.

A big ugly man-child!

I am glad the smart lady left him.
He is not emotionaly matured enough for marriage.

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Religion / Re: Healing: Masquerades Go To Church With Native Doctor For Thanksgiving by PastorOlokonla: 7:19pm On Mar 05
BolaAThubv:
Writing Igbo with Yoruba language... Sounds funny

There is nothing funny or wrong with Yoruba, Igbo or Hausa accent, they all a majority language spoken in Nigeria. I am sure if I write in Igbo with a French or Spanish accent, you will be very impressed .
Religion / Re: Healing: Masquerades Go To Church With Native Doctor For Thanksgiving by PastorOlokonla: 7:16pm On Mar 05
BolaAThubv:
Writing Igbo with Yoruba language... Sounds funny

Nwanne, jikwe nwayor!
Religion / Re: Ten Reasons Why The Gospel Of John Should Be Rejected by PastorOlokonla: 4:50pm On Mar 05
NumberOne2:


STOP trying to make the bible believable, THAT IS THE WORK OF GOD. There are many who believe it as it is. Just share it "as is" and let God do the rest. Go read the scriptures, Salvation is not of works...

PS: Instead of removing, why not write your own. The gospel according to Maksky. shocked

The first epistle of Maksky to the church in Ugheli....I don write to una...
Religion / Re: Budget Parts Of Your Offerings To Feed Poor, Unemployed– Kumuyi tells Christians by PastorOlokonla: 4:42pm On Mar 05
I don't expect him to tell me what to do with my money, he is a man like myself and I stopped giving to churches long time ago.
He literally has no control over my life seeing we all have access to the same Bible.
Travel / Re: UAE Lifts Visa Bans On Nigerians by PastorOlokonla: 4:37pm On Mar 05
Them lift am or not? I no dey go arab countries.
Travel / Re: Another Plane Crash In US Claims Several Lives Weeks After Wigwe's Incident by PastorOlokonla: 4:23pm On Mar 05
There a lots of small plane ownership in the us

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Needs Restructuring With Proper Foundation — Tinubu by PastorOlokonla: 3:49pm On Mar 05
What happened to the state police idea
Religion / Re: Healing: Masquerades Go To Church With Native Doctor For Thanksgiving by PastorOlokonla: 3:16pm On Mar 05
Mmawun ne je uka!

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Romance / Re: What Do You Do When Your Spouse Keep On Cheating On You by PastorOlokonla: 7:20am On Mar 05
I will sit her down and have a heart to heart talk, the purpose is to find out if she is tired with the marriage, I want to give an option for reconciliation. If she is tired of the marriage, I will start divorce proceedinga the next day and will still continue taking care of her even when divorced.

If she is remorseful and promise to change, I will give a benefit of the doubt and forgive while I still continue to observe.

If she continues to cheat, I will divorce without looking back.
Its not a do or die the way many Nigerians make it out to be. My happiness and peace of mind comes first.

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Romance / Re: Urgent Message To Single 30+ Men by PastorOlokonla: 7:15am On Mar 05
One of the most dumbest post I have seen on NL no offense bros.
You tell someone who cannot take care of himself to go marry and start having children, are you going to help take care of his family.

You may be under 20 self and have never known what family responsibility is.

DO NOT MARRY IF NOT FINANCIALLY CAPABLE. MARRIAGE IS NOT COMPULSORY.

Your peace of mind and happiness comes first.

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Family / Re: **** by PastorOlokonla: 6:34am On Mar 05
UnfairLife7:
wow!!!

I never knew you're joking o. I was just trying to lend an helping hand to someone stranded. Although i have just 7k left in my account but i believe i can still help out of it. Expecially to someone that has nothing. Please sir i will mention you on a dead thread with my account number. Thank you so much. May God ulmighty bless you and continue to enlarge your coast.

Help me manage am bros.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Judge Orders Trump To Pay $364 Million, Strips Business Licenses by PastorOlokonla: 6:26am On Mar 05
Thank you so much sir.[/quote]

You can take off your account info.
Family / Re: **** by PastorOlokonla: 5:59am On Mar 05
UnfairLife7:
wow!!!

I never knew you're joking o. I was just trying to lend an helping hand to someone stranded. Although i have just 7k left in my account but i believe i can still help out of it. Expecially to someone that has nothing. Please sir i will mention you on a dead thread with my account number. Thank you so much. May God ulmighty bless you and continue to enlarge your coast.

You are welcome bros. God bless you.
Health / Re: .. by PastorOlokonla: 4:28am On Mar 05
jmoore:

Experience is the worst teacher. The op is lucky to be alive. Many didn't survive their own experience to tell the stories.

Experience is the best teacher. It doesn't have to be your own experience. It may be others like the op.
Family / Re: **** by PastorOlokonla: 11:09pm On Mar 04
Sandralight:


Lol everybody and their mother know you were trolling, when you sent 80k to jewe, all nairaland begging associates knew about you, I hardly visit nairaland and I still saw that post thanking you for the 80k, so that was why many were saying you should drop your account number.

My suggestion is next time you want to do a social experiment, try and use a new account and see whether anyone will offer any help, trust me, they won't.
The people saying send you account number, check their previous posts and non of them have ever helped anyone

Nor vex bros, I will take to your advice next time. Which 80k are you talking about?. I honestly cant remember!
Family / Re: **** by PastorOlokonla: 10:08pm On Mar 04
UnfairLife7:
you can send it now. Probably mention me with your account number elsewhere.

Thank you. I trully appreciate.

Congrats,

you are the first winner, send your account number and first thing tomorrow, you will receive a good amount in your account.

Thank you once again for your kind gestures. I was bored and only conducting a social experiments.

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Family / Re: **** by PastorOlokonla: 9:34pm On Mar 04
Thanks everyone.

Family / Re: **** by PastorOlokonla: 9:32pm On Mar 04
FavoredbyGOD:


Send account details sir

I got already. Thanks.
Family / Re: **** by PastorOlokonla: 4:15pm On Mar 04
Chibuzoripob:
sad yo name is Pastor OLOKONLA as BIG,FAT,LONG PENI*. 2, You bypass buka,mama Put,iya chinedu,Mama Tawa Abula joint and enter Asian restaurant ,ate and leave plate.Only to regain yo sense back after eaten.Dey play oo,u hear undecided

Sir, I really need help and NL is like family to me. As a Nlander, I consider you my brother and God can use you to bless me.
Family / Re: **** by PastorOlokonla: 4:14pm On Mar 04
Blacklion3:
I hope you get the needed help.

Thanks my brother
Family / Re: **** by PastorOlokonla: 4:13pm On Mar 04
UnfairLife7:
i have just #7,000 left in my account, but i can spare you 1k if you wouldn't mind. Can you share your account details with me?

Are you for real. I would not mind at all. God bless you. Tell me when to send account number.

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Family / Re: Pastor Suspends Wedding Due To Bride's Family Member's Absence (Video) by PastorOlokonla: 6:27am On Mar 04
Alliswell248:


Stop pls....
Listen to yourself.
Change the moniker.

When it is the turn of your daughter, give her the stupid advice....

Pastor my foot.

Calm down my dear, too much emotions in play. The law does not actually require the presence of the parents before a valid wedding is recognized by the law of Nigeria. I promise you I did not write the law.

Now per traditions and customs, it is beneficial and required for the parents prescence and consent.

The two are totally different and the parents cannot prevent two willing adults from marrying if they are determined. I have seen these play out in real life.
Crime / Re: I Drank Sniper On The 25th Of February by PastorOlokonla: 5:08am On Mar 04
O boy, Nairaland nor com get joy, person cannot even drink sniper in peace.

Op do not take your life, your situation can still change but death is an irreversible finalty.

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Family / Re: **** by PastorOlokonla: 4:40am On Mar 04
Thank God my wife just borrowed me 1000 Naira. Good people of Nairaland, I only need N1000. Anybody willing to borrow me N1000 before friday when I get my paycheck. I work on the Island.
Sir/ma God loves a cheerful giver, do not read and move on.

If God lays anything in your heart, even N500, I would really appreciate.
Nairaland / General / Re: Why You Should Share Less About Yourself With Others by PastorOlokonla: 4:14am On Mar 04
realestate99:

Pastor Olokonla, you are right.

Why are you putting my name in bold?

Mind you I am a minister and I do farming by the side so I have this big farm hence my moniker.

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