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Celebrities › Re: 'Pity Men': Williams Uchemba Laments Outfits Women Wear To The Gym by Pastoshizzy(m):
Tonytonex:
but why some girls no get shame na.
Be wearing clothes that revealed their pucies
I guess men are exempted from this shame of yours when they wear tight shorts. If na another person's private part dey disturb you.. exercise from your house.

Celebrities › Re: 'Pity Men': Williams Uchemba Laments Outfits Women Wear To The Gym by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:36pm On Apr 25, 2024
Namaster:
What is this one saying?

What should they wear to the gym?

Jalabia and hijab?

Most women wear clothes that are specifically designed for mobility to gym.

This is the kind of guy that'll say a woman deserved to be raped because of the clothes she was wearing.

Focus on why you are in the gym. Do your reps and sets and geddifok!
I wonder o!
Immature men.
Celebrities › Re: 'Pity Men': Williams Uchemba Laments Outfits Women Wear To The Gym by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:26pm On Apr 25, 2024
Why become a pervert because you want to work out. Women are not sex objects..if you can't get that into your dick for brain then you're a walking time bomb. A social menace to society.

Apart from the jugs or bumbum she's carrying, what else she got?

Na the same mental retardation dey make Sir Stewpid from obodo oyinbo go marry professional twerker wey shag all his and her crew round (very generous, this twerker).

Commot eyes oga. Nothing dey there jare.

Health › Re: "Thousands Of Doctors Could Be Considering Leaving The UK" - GMC by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:16pm On Apr 25, 2024
He shouldn't do that to me


https://www.nairaland.com/8066592/why-it-difficult-get-these

Doctor Yemi must come close to this description. International Standard For Single Ladies (ISSL). The last time I saw a yardstick such as that, the lady banker settled for a potbelly divorcee carpenter with 6 children from his previous marriages (5 girls and a boy). I pray that will never be your portion Labakẹ baby.

Politics › Re: Senator Ayogu Eze Is Dead by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:32pm On Apr 25, 2024
I know some brain sick a-hole is going to blame 'Emilokan' for the death of this man. Never heard off him till his death.
Rest in peace senior citizen.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Over 100 Students Arrested In California, Texas As Gaza Protests Intensify by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:30pm On Apr 25, 2024
Down to Zionist State Of Israel.

Business › Re: 140-yr-old PZ Cussons Considers Leaving Africa Over Nigeria’s Sales Plunge by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:22pm On Apr 25, 2024
Imperial Leather ❌
Carex ❌
Cusson Baby ✔️
Premier soap✔️ (Premier Cool)
Robb ❌ (na 'Aboniki' kill that one that year)
Venus ❌ (Pluto ni grin)

Auction bonanza loading.

Health › Re: "Thousands Of Doctors Could Be Considering Leaving The UK" - GMC by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:17pm On Apr 25, 2024
labake1:
Dr. Yemi should come back home let get married
Doctor Yemi ti lọ fun Spanish t'o ṣan. Iss too late grin

Crime › Re: Rampaging Cult Members Intercepted By Edo State Vigilante (Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:04pm On Apr 25, 2024
Ikembeku:
Thunder fire the red oik drinking demon that brought cultism to AFRICA


SOYINKA
Brought cultism to Africa!
Really! undecided
Na wa for all this JSS3 dropouts. cry

Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Says Nothing Will Be Left In Israel If It Dares To Attack Iranian Territory by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:18pm On Apr 24, 2024
Even as a Christian. I never will support Zionist State Of Israel.
A lot people are ignorant about this people we call children of the covenant of Abraham and their historical and spiritual significance since Jesus till date.
Jesus was actually born in a Palestinian landmark you know.
Food › Re: Big Balls Bush Meat Caught Inside My Old Grandma Car Engine(photo) by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:20pm On Apr 23, 2024
What more?... it's protein.
Don't kill the eater with your silly imaginations.
If you don't like confam bush meat (easy catch as it is) then that's your problem.
That there is not a sewage rat.

Family › Re: Father And Son Dead While Attempting To Take A Cellphone Out Of A Pit Latrine by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:57pm On Apr 22, 2024
Now I'm sure there would have been more peace in the world if not for that evil invention - Phones. I'm sure it was a smartphone.

Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Donates Chairs To Kirikiri Prison. by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:47am On Apr 22, 2024
Good shagging for 'Brotherhood'.
You gerrit?!

Business › Re: Nigerians Went To The Chinese Supermarket In Abuja To Confirm by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:32am On Apr 22, 2024
"For Chinese Only".
In communist China, it would be "Blacks Not Allowed".
My people still sell their lives for cheap labour despite history teaching us that they started off like us.
I won't even blame the government. I'm going to start my blame on the people who find tasteless Chinese meals more appealing to our own very gidigan. wink Amala Shitta forever!

Ask MannaBBQ 🙋🏽‍♂️

Celebrities › Re: "It's Confirmed Chief Priest Is Not Small. Money Na Water" Cubana Chief Priest by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:55am On Apr 20, 2024
jazzman7711:
What does this guy do for a living? He owns some nightclubs? Anything else?
What's your point? You want your own celebrity spot? or you want to start laying allegations you know about. What do YOU do for a living (Mr Hotshot)..just shush, okay.

Romance › Re: Bride Mocks Her Ex For Saying No Man Would Ever Marry Her (Photos, Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:22pm On Apr 18, 2024
tanigororo:
Someone Son Don Buy Market
Exactly

Nairaland General › Re: My Wife Stopped Any Sexual Interaction Between Us After Finding Out I Cheated by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:28am On Apr 18, 2024
advanceDNA:
If u like ......nor see
It's 4am. I won't wake up to start trading insults. Okay.

Some things can be very obvious.

Nairaland General › Re: My Wife Stopped Any Sexual Interaction Between Us After Finding Out I Cheated by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:24am On Apr 18, 2024
advanceDNA:
we just create excuses for these people....
I see lipsrsealed

Food › Re: Ooni Unveils Tingo Drinks, Says Nigeria Can Contest For Global Markets by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:21am On Apr 18, 2024
Bourgeois king. wink
Nairaland General › Re: My Wife Stopped Any Sexual Interaction Between Us After Finding Out I Cheated by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:14am On Apr 18, 2024
Are you sorry about your infidelity or you're sorry you got caught? shocked
Imagine a return match from her? How would you feel? undecided
Water will find it's level eventually if you're lovable and forgivable, if you're not then you have a serious relationship issue that won't just go away until you have a total mindset overhaul on commitments.
On the other hand what have you sown? If you're reaping something else maybe you need to change to livestock farming grin before it's too late coz it could be something you need in a woman so badly that she ain't got.

Nairaland General › Re: My Wife Stopped Any Sexual Interaction Between Us After Finding Out I Cheated by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:57am On Apr 18, 2024
advanceDNA:
Na their way.,.....

Once a man's status change,especially when they are doing more with their money at home.... U automatically become little in their eyes...make God nor let person marry "money for hand back for ground" woman....

Focus on getting back on ur feet....ignore am sexually.


Btw....Nor lose guard oooo....na so paternity fraud dey happen because she fit dey carry am go outside...
What would you expect?
Women are wired to be cared for and in turn they support you. It is also in their nature to compare themselves to everyone that is above their predicament (as it is to them).

Men need to study the fillial orientation of women they date... what are her core values?
Is it 'scratch the surface' spiritual or she's just magnetic to every street knowledge. Have you had time with her mum, friends or even her siblings. The problem is we may completely ignore the red flags.
I love women regardless of how much is left in my bank account. I must also add that it's easy for me to get all the support I need home and away cry
Go back and do your homework properly or someone just may have been doing a better job.
Don't be a nagging prick. Keep your cards to yourself and stay fly (don't lose your romantic value).
And whatever you are, get acquainted with everything detestable about simps...yuk!

Romance › Re: Female Boko Haram Members Who Have Repented Cry Out, "Men Don't Want To Marry Us by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:35am On Apr 18, 2024
Most of the problems with this nitwits stems from the fact that they want to get married.

They can't even define poverty.

The bravest of them are ready to die just to get heavenly virgins as conjugation.
Crazy Boko lots.

Romance › Re: Korra Slept With Her Friend's Fiancé While Pregnant - Ex-husband Reveals by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:32am On Apr 18, 2024
Enough of this ass-shaking-strip act paparazzi.
Wetin abi who Korra and her frustrated ex help?
Let oyinbo boy rant (na him cross)

Why bloggers like to dey pamper rubbish like that..e don do now.

Crime › Re: The Origin Of The Ban On Spraying. by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:37pm On Apr 17, 2024
We are who we are.
It's a law meant to ridicule a class of people.
It's the Animal Farm (George Orwell).

Crime › Re: EFCC To Arraign Cubana Chief Priest For Abuse Of Naira by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:36pm On Apr 17, 2024
jkpbestseries:
No one is bigger than the Law
https://www.nairaland.com/8064311/confirmed-chief-priest-not-small


You hear that. Chief no small. No by Risky Bob.
Crime › Re: EFCC To Arraign Cubana Chief Priest For Abuse Of Naira by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:25pm On Apr 17, 2024
Raskimonojendor:
They will be mates in the prison..I like how EFCC is using the so called influencers as scale goat. It will help them propagate the campaign against naira mutilation.
[quote author= post=129485020]"It's confirmed Chief Priest is not small. Money na water" Cubana Chief Priest boasts as he's granted N10m bail
[/quote]Na Naija we dey. That kinda mud is meant for the likes of Bobrisky. Get it?

Celebrities › Re: "It's Confirmed Chief Priest Is Not Small. Money Na Water" Cubana Chief Priest by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:14pm On Apr 17, 2024
Pastoshizzy:
Cubana and Bobrisky no be mate.
Just like I said.
Observe!

Crime › Re: Two Soldiers Arrested For Stealing Armoured Cables At Dangote Refinery (pic) by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:39pm On Apr 16, 2024
They should be drafted to the front lines in Sambisa jungle.
A total waste of tax payers money. Soldiers should no longer worry civilians abegi.
Das why dem dey kee dem up and dan.
Prestige no dey Nigeria Army again.

Crime › Re: EFCC To Arraign Cubana Chief Priest For Abuse Of Naira by Pastoshizzy(m):
Raskimonojendor:
They will be mates in the prison..I like how EFCC is using the so called influencers as scale goat. It will help them propagate the campaign against naira mutilation.
dey play cool
https://www.nairaland.com/8064311/confirmed-chief-priest-not-small
Crime › Re: EFCC To Arraign Cubana Chief Priest For Abuse Of Naira by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:14pm On Apr 16, 2024
Cubana and Bobrisky no be mate.

Science/Technology › Re: CERN Tests World Most Powerful Particle Accelerator During April's Solar Eclipse by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:39am On Apr 04, 2024
NinjaMetahuman:
Good one.

We are living in Sci-Fi age now.

I hope the particle accelerator won't explode to create a bunch of metahumans grin
CBW's 'Speed Force'.

Science/Technology › Re: CERN Tests World Most Powerful Particle Accelerator During April's Solar Eclipse by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:37am On Apr 04, 2024
DIVINEEVIDENCE:
You'll never see your favourite agbado miscreants on this kind of thread.

Their spirit abhors science, development, progress, deep scientific research, wisdom, technological advances, knowledge and understanding.
You're tribally biased. The people that invented THAT are not like you. They embrace and accept culture and ideologies as they come.
So who's your favorite 'agbado miscreant'?

People with your prejudiced mindset are evolving. I'm a mix of 2 worlds (one you accept, the other you abhor)

People like you will never have a say anywhere except on Nairaland...cause you talk trash.
Sorry!

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