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CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Donates Chairs To Kirikiri Prison. by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:47am On Apr 22, 2024
Good shagging for 'Brotherhood'.
You gerrit?!

BusinessRe: Nigerians Went To The Chinese Supermarket In Abuja To Confirm by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:32am On Apr 22, 2024
"For Chinese Only".
In communist China, it would be "Blacks Not Allowed".
My people still sell their lives for cheap labour despite history teaching us that they started off like us.
I won't even blame the government. I'm going to start my blame on the people who find tasteless Chinese meals more appealing to our own very gidigan. wink Amala Shitta forever!

Ask MannaBBQ 🙋🏽‍♂️

CelebritiesRe: "It's Confirmed Chief Priest Is Not Small. Money Na Water" Cubana Chief Priest by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:55am On Apr 20, 2024
jazzman7711:
What does this guy do for a living? He owns some nightclubs? Anything else?
What's your point? You want your own celebrity spot? or you want to start laying allegations you know about. What do YOU do for a living (Mr Hotshot)..just shush, okay.

RomanceRe: Bride Mocks Her Ex For Saying No Man Would Ever Marry Her (Photos, Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:22pm On Apr 18, 2024
tanigororo:
Someone Son Don Buy Market
Exactly

Nairaland GeneralRe: My Wife Stopped Any Sexual Interaction Between Us After Finding Out I Cheated by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:28am On Apr 18, 2024
advanceDNA:
If u like ......nor see
It's 4am. I won't wake up to start trading insults. Okay.

Some things can be very obvious.

Nairaland GeneralRe: My Wife Stopped Any Sexual Interaction Between Us After Finding Out I Cheated by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:24am On Apr 18, 2024
advanceDNA:
we just create excuses for these people....
I see lipsrsealed

FoodRe: Ooni Unveils Tingo Drinks, Says Nigeria Can Contest For Global Markets by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:21am On Apr 18, 2024
Bourgeois king. wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Wife Stopped Any Sexual Interaction Between Us After Finding Out I Cheated by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:14am On Apr 18, 2024
Are you sorry about your infidelity or you're sorry you got caught? shocked
Imagine a return match from her? How would you feel? undecided
Water will find it's level eventually if you're lovable and forgivable, if you're not then you have a serious relationship issue that won't just go away until you have a total mindset overhaul on commitments.
On the other hand what have you sown? If you're reaping something else maybe you need to change to livestock farming grin before it's too late coz it could be something you need in a woman so badly that she ain't got.

Nairaland GeneralRe: My Wife Stopped Any Sexual Interaction Between Us After Finding Out I Cheated by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:57am On Apr 18, 2024
advanceDNA:
Na their way.,.....

Once a man's status change,especially when they are doing more with their money at home.... U automatically become little in their eyes...make God nor let person marry "money for hand back for ground" woman....

Focus on getting back on ur feet....ignore am sexually.


Btw....Nor lose guard oooo....na so paternity fraud dey happen because she fit dey carry am go outside...
What would you expect?
Women are wired to be cared for and in turn they support you. It is also in their nature to compare themselves to everyone that is above their predicament (as it is to them).

Men need to study the fillial orientation of women they date... what are her core values?
Is it 'scratch the surface' spiritual or she's just magnetic to every street knowledge. Have you had time with her mum, friends or even her siblings. The problem is we may completely ignore the red flags.
I love women regardless of how much is left in my bank account. I must also add that it's easy for me to get all the support I need home and away cry
Go back and do your homework properly or someone just may have been doing a better job.
Don't be a nagging prick. Keep your cards to yourself and stay fly (don't lose your romantic value).
And whatever you are, get acquainted with everything detestable about simps...yuk!

RomanceRe: Female Boko Haram Members Who Have Repented Cry Out, "Men Don't Want To Marry Us by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:35am On Apr 18, 2024
Most of the problems with this nitwits stems from the fact that they want to get married.

They can't even define poverty.

The bravest of them are ready to die just to get heavenly virgins as conjugation.
Crazy Boko lots.

RomanceRe: Korra Slept With Her Friend's Fiancé While Pregnant - Ex-husband Reveals by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:32am On Apr 18, 2024
Enough of this ass-shaking-strip act paparazzi.
Wetin abi who Korra and her frustrated ex help?
Let oyinbo boy rant (na him cross)

Why bloggers like to dey pamper rubbish like that..e don do now.

CrimeRe: The Origin Of The Ban On Spraying. by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:37pm On Apr 17, 2024
We are who we are.
It's a law meant to ridicule a class of people.
It's the Animal Farm (George Orwell).

CrimeRe: EFCC To Arraign Cubana Chief Priest For Abuse Of Naira by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:36pm On Apr 17, 2024
jkpbestseries:
No one is bigger than the Law
https://www.nairaland.com/8064311/confirmed-chief-priest-not-small


You hear that. Chief no small. No by Risky Bob.
CrimeRe: EFCC To Arraign Cubana Chief Priest For Abuse Of Naira by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:25pm On Apr 17, 2024
Raskimonojendor:
They will be mates in the prison..I like how EFCC is using the so called influencers as scale goat. It will help them propagate the campaign against naira mutilation.
post=129485020:
"It's confirmed Chief Priest is not small. Money na water" Cubana Chief Priest boasts as he's granted N10m bail
Na Naija we dey. That kinda mud is meant for the likes of Bobrisky. Get it?

CelebritiesRe: "It's Confirmed Chief Priest Is Not Small. Money Na Water" Cubana Chief Priest by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:14pm On Apr 17, 2024
Pastoshizzy:
Cubana and Bobrisky no be mate.
Just like I said.
Observe!

CrimeRe: Two Soldiers Arrested For Stealing Armoured Cables At Dangote Refinery (pic) by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:39pm On Apr 16, 2024
They should be drafted to the front lines in Sambisa jungle.
A total waste of tax payers money. Soldiers should no longer worry civilians abegi.
Das why dem dey kee dem up and dan.
Prestige no dey Nigeria Army again.

CrimeRe: EFCC To Arraign Cubana Chief Priest For Abuse Of Naira by Pastoshizzy(m):
Raskimonojendor:
They will be mates in the prison..I like how EFCC is using the so called influencers as scale goat. It will help them propagate the campaign against naira mutilation.
dey play cool
https://www.nairaland.com/8064311/confirmed-chief-priest-not-small
CrimeRe: EFCC To Arraign Cubana Chief Priest For Abuse Of Naira by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:14pm On Apr 16, 2024
Cubana and Bobrisky no be mate.

Science/TechnologyRe: CERN Tests World Most Powerful Particle Accelerator During April's Solar Eclipse by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:39am On Apr 04, 2024
NinjaMetahuman:
Good one.

We are living in Sci-Fi age now.

I hope the particle accelerator won't explode to create a bunch of metahumans grin
CBW's 'Speed Force'.

Science/TechnologyRe: CERN Tests World Most Powerful Particle Accelerator During April's Solar Eclipse by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:37am On Apr 04, 2024
DIVINEEVIDENCE:
You'll never see your favourite agbado miscreants on this kind of thread.

Their spirit abhors science, development, progress, deep scientific research, wisdom, technological advances, knowledge and understanding.
You're tribally biased. The people that invented THAT are not like you. They embrace and accept culture and ideologies as they come.
So who's your favorite 'agbado miscreant'?

People with your prejudiced mindset are evolving. I'm a mix of 2 worlds (one you accept, the other you abhor)

People like you will never have a say anywhere except on Nairaland...cause you talk trash.
Sorry!

Science/TechnologyRe: CERN Tests World Most Powerful Particle Accelerator During April's Solar Eclipse by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:30am On Apr 04, 2024
Feels like a CBW "The Flash" episode. Particle Accelerator...Speed Force.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brentford Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 30th March 2024 by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:26pm On Mar 30, 2024
Wetin 'man yu' dey do me!
I ain't even watching.

TravelRe: Gabriel Diya, Son & Daughter Drown In Swimming Pool In Spain - Inquest Hears by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:08pm On Mar 15, 2024
satan get power sha (always on guard 🥊). But then all power belongs JESUS.
Don't mess with the lucifer.
Pastor wey go flex with hin family, satan don arrange demons.
Pastors dey and 'men of God' dem dey. If you go Bible School graduate you be Pastor but if God has warned against events to happen to a 'beloved' through the regular communication channel... na that one be 'man of God' konfam.

May the departed souls rest in peace.

HealthRe: Father Of Four, Chris Ozobia Commits Suicide In Enugu by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:21am On Mar 09, 2024
slaawomirr:
A united voice and protest will always occur if the president is from the minority
You already said it. Division as it is doesn't have any thing to do with me minority or otherwise. So far you're not from my village (for Naija) you're not my brother. Tribalism runs deep in our fabric (fear of the misunderstood). But as it is we have something in common - POVERTY ('owu').
E get as things go eventually work out.
The common interest is- no matter where you japa go you will always come to terms with the fact you were born a Nigerian.
FamilyRe: Mum Rejects My Babe Cos She Is Not Fine by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:21pm On Mar 06, 2024
That is not a good enough excuse.
Try and read in between the lines if there could be other reasons for her disapproval. Don't feel offended, she's your mum and she wants the best for you.
Never let your bae know what's up.
If your mother may be vague. If your relationship with the lady has been tried and tested, get other successfully married family members to get her to see why you wanna spend the rest of your life with the lady.
Sharing your situation on social media could be a mistake though...but then...💝
Best of luck b.
CelebritiesRe: Israel DMW Pained As Ex-Wife, Sheila Courage Returns Bride Price Via SMS Alert by Pastoshizzy(m): 1:21pm On Mar 06, 2024
Social media sh!t life.
RomanceRe: What's That Red Flag You Are Secretly Attracted To In The Opposite Gender by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:09pm On Mar 04, 2024
The nymph wink
Christianity EtcRe: Who Is JIHMARTA And Why Do Most Celestial Church Prophets Mention It by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:01pm On Mar 03, 2024
Pseudo Christianity.
Music/RadioRe: This Is Why I Am Changing The Kind Of Music I Listen To by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:43am On Mar 01, 2024
RickyJesus:
You humour and perspicacity . Rest.
I take that as a compliment. Thanks. Do have a nice day.
Music/RadioRe: This Is Why I Am Changing The Kind Of Music I Listen To by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:46am On Mar 01, 2024
RickyJesus:
That's the name of the group.
Your mention is uncalled for in the first place. I had the name right the first time. I've had their tracks at any time.

Music/RadioRe: This Is Why I Am Changing The Kind Of Music I Listen To by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:09pm On Feb 29, 2024
RickyJesus:
From how they stood, it's actually wind, fire and Earth.
You're talking about the picture. I was thinking bout the music. undecided
Music/RadioRe: This Is Why I Am Changing The Kind Of Music I Listen To by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:12pm On Feb 29, 2024
Me. I'm old skool like Earth, Wind and Fire.

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