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Romance › Re: Man Breaks Up With Girlfriend Of Three Years Cause He Has Never Seen Her Angry by Pat081: 9:04am On Jan 03, 2019
I dnt believe dis bcoz 9ja gals always get angry over small things
Crime › Re: Drunk Plantain Seller Raped To Death In Ghana (Photo) by Pat081: 6:59am On Jan 03, 2019
Some guys are born useless wot happiness or enjoyment do dey see in rape, wen u can get dem with d sum of 3,5oo over night
Health › Re: 'beard Gang Can Give You A Vaginal Infection' - Nigerian Doctor Claims by Pat081: 6:49am On Jan 03, 2019
This doctor is sick or he needs help
Politics › Re: PDP To Buhari: For Peaceful Polls, Let IG Retire Jan 15 by Pat081:
PDP re so dull or let me say they are brainless, if dis one go like they are saying, it is nt d same APC that will put another one dia too huh?to do what they want for them
Romance › Re: See How Watching Porn Can Make Men Stupid By Scientists by Pat081: 4:59am On Jan 03, 2019
SweetBuns:
No wonder some guys here who say they don't need woman I.e they masturbate are very stupid from the things they post here. I'm talking about the Association of Feminist Bashers (AFB)

Stupid men indeed
d thing pain u ooooo huh And if dos guys u re talking about talk to you will u agree to date demhuh Or u re saying dis because u re getting old and nobody ask u outhuh? I can still be of help to u
Politics › Re: We'll Take Legal Action Against Those Behind Photoshopped Image, Lagos Police by Pat081: 2:56pm On Dec 28, 2018
D tin just dey make mi smile who is telling lies now
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Man Wears 2 Different Colour Of Shoes To An Interview. See What They Did To Him by Pat081: 2:47pm On Dec 28, 2018
He is a big fool and senseless so if his brother ask him nt to put on clothes or ask him to put his hand inside hot water he can nt use his own head to think abi
Crime › Re: Guest Beats Up Woman Over Son’s Failure To Greet. by Pat081: 6:12am On Dec 28, 2018
Madukaele:
Yoruba LAND and greetings
dat is how u know a child dat cum 4rm a good home, so lpob can cum 4rm dia so call holy land and b jail in Zoo land by Afonja
Family › Re: My Teenage Sister Already Having Sex With Yahoo Boys & My Father Is An Extremist by Pat081: 6:01am On Dec 28, 2018
chigoziri2403:
let her hustle hard, buy the old man a jeep, and build a mansion, her sins would be forgiven instantly
money rules the world
I had a relative like that, her father always traced her to hotels, even used a cutlass on her, but when she started flying to Qatar, and bringing goodies, she became her fathers fave, the person whom has the final say in everything concerning family matters
and u think every father will b like dat ur relative abihuh?
Politics › Re: Names Of 190 Policemen That Escaped From Fighting Boko Haram Terrorists by Pat081: 5:26am On Dec 27, 2018
mradonis:
Congrats to them. BetteR to run and live than die for nothing worse than an xmas chicken. Even xmas chicken die for a purpose.
but if it is to go after dos Yahoo boys u will see dem showing power
Romance › Re: Is it True (pictures) by Pat081: 12:52am On Dec 27, 2018
Dat Yoruba own is true dey will not nt village people know dat dey have d money
Crime › Re: Aisha Omolola, ABU Student Commits Suicide, Drops Note (Photos) by Pat081: 12:03am On Dec 27, 2018
Naughtysite:
What do you expect when the economy is dwindling and the only economic policy we have is fighting corruption
why dnt u do d same because of the economy u re talking abouthuh But we dnt knw why she do dat but d gal is still a fool 4 doing dat
Romance › Re: "I Need A Very Rich, Wealthy Man To Marry Me In 2019"- Busty Lady Says (Photo) by Pat081: 11:59pm On Dec 26, 2018
No enjoyment in big boobs and big ass cum see d one I carry 4 River side dis night she just dey slp like little kid
Romance › Re: 3yrs Old Lion For Sale by Pat081: 11:52pm On Dec 26, 2018
I will love to have it pls, I will need it wen I want to use ATM machine no matter how long d line will be dey will let me use d machine 1st wen dey see Lion people fear it more than police sef
Crime › Re: Two Men Land In Trouble For Killing Police Officer by Pat081: 11:44pm On Dec 26, 2018
Wot of dos people police use to kill toohuh?we dnt use to hear anything about it again
Romance › Re: A Drone Delivers Wedding Ring To A Ghanaian Couple, Guests Wowed (Photos) by Pat081: 4:25pm On Dec 26, 2018
SilentListener:
The bride looks like a gorilla some people are just born ugly*spit*
show us urself or any member of ur family to see and so far d gal is beautiful in d eyes of d man d rest is ur problem
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool vs Newcastle United (4 - 0) On 26th December 2018 by Pat081: 4:18pm On Dec 26, 2018
Is now Liverpool 1 new cast 0.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool vs Newcastle United (4 - 0) On 26th December 2018 by Pat081: 4:18pm On Dec 26, 2018
Is now Liverpool 1 new cast 0
Travel › Re: What My Sister Did To An FRSC Man by Pat081: 11:30am On Dec 25, 2018
I still remember dat day like It happen yesterday d name of d officer is Ebere Chioma she ask for my driver's license which I forgt at home because of d place I have to gt to b4 time &all others tins re ok she still books mi more than d money have with me she just told mi I hv to pay or they will take my car to dia office if nt because of one bus driver dat help mi out dat dat so one day she too cum to our office to ask 4my boss help too b4 I let her in weeks pass
Bluette:
Try to overlook the grammatical errors abeg.

It all started 2 weeks ago, my sister was fined by the Almighty FRSC officials to pay a sum of money due to a crack on her windscreen. She begged Mr. D for pardon and leniency, she tried to explain the sun was the main cause for the crack, but all her pleas fell on deaf ears so she was fined. My sis looked into the man's face and just smiled. "No problem I will make the payment" she said.

She did exactly as she said, she paid the money but she hasn't gotten over the issue. She told me she is patiently waiting to see the guy again on the road, that she has something to tell him. I asked her what it was she won't tell me.

Fast forward to this morning, I followed her to the main road to get something and then gbam! She saw Mr. D, "Haaa, look at that monkey faced guy that I begged". Then my sis parked, sis "you would be late for school o" I said, she just smiled and said she has to see the guy. I started getting worried, i know she isn't up to something good. My sis signalled to the man, he came, she greeted him so well, waoh! Asked after his family and then she asked if Mr. D could remember her face, the man said "No", she then explained what transpired between them & how she wanted to explain but they were too busy writing the amount she will pay. The man didn't say a word, out of the blues my sister calmly asked "now that I have paid, have u been promoted?,  has anyone recommended you to your boss for a job well done?,  has your life changed from what it was?"� Then she hissed at him and drove off.

I looked back and saw the man standing in total shock and utter embarrassment, God!  I wasn't able to laugh when sis asked those questions but I kept replaying the scenes and I couldn't control my laughter. So these are the questions she has for the man. Though, I felt sad for the man but I also faults him and FRSC as a whole. If u observe so well, FRSC officials takes interest in private cars than public buses / cars. Are public buses invisible to the eyes or do they pay them their dues "bribes"?. The manner in which u correct a private car owner concerning his seat belt, tail lights, extra tyres, fire extinguisher, cracked windshield, should also be the same way u correct those public bus drivers.

For Pete sake, they carry more people & goods than private cars and u see them parading the roads with broken tail lights, nylons plastered windshield, don't even talk of extra tyres, rear mirrors, and seat belts. It's 0.01%. They are more on the roads now, due to the festive period. FRSC Officials pls do the needful concerning those commercial vehicles. And to Mr. D so sorry about my sisters outburst lol, u should have gotten over it by now.

What has FRSC done for you that till date, you can't get it off your mind?
Romance › Re: Lady Prints Her Photo On Her Boyfriend's Boxers To Prevent Him From Cheating by Pat081: 10:29pm On Dec 23, 2018
If I say dat some ladies gt fish brain now u will nt blive mi can you see dis one now
Romance › Re: 20 Things Every Girl Wants But Will Never Ask You by Pat081: 11:50am On Dec 23, 2018
Premiumwriter:
you're obviously stup*d
d thing pain u so much ooooooooo
Politics › Re: See The Moment Buhari 4+4 Hits The Street (photos) by Pat081: 10:02am On Dec 23, 2018
Righteousness89:
Whatever happens will not Affect me!
Neither am I after Atiku!

All I desire and Pray for Nigeria is for Pmb to be taken off! Any of the Contestant should takeover...

I have my Candidate across parties and that's how I vote!
my own personal prayer is dat God should put d best person dia
Politics › Re: See The Moment Buhari 4+4 Hits The Street (photos) by Pat081: 7:58am On Dec 23, 2018
Righteousness89:
CANCELLED!
It will not Stand! Neither will it Come to Pass!
is better u let ur mind b 50 -50 lf bubu win life goes on and if ur brother Atiku win life will still goes on dan 4 u to put all ur life on Atiku and he loss u may do wot is bad ooooooo
Sports › Re: Manchester United Fans Celebrate After They Won Against Cardiff by Pat081: 6:29am On Dec 23, 2018
Hope it will not b other way around in man u next game
Christianity Etc › Re: Free Shopping At Apostle Suleman's Church In Lagos, Omega Fire Ministry by Pat081: 10:43pm On Dec 22, 2018
OgogoroFreak:
I heard it's for those with "membership card". And only tithe payers have membership card.
lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Leicester City (0 - 1) On 22nd December 2018 by Pat081: 6:12pm On Dec 22, 2018
Wordson:
As a Liverpool fan, make I sit don, chop pop corn and await commencement of match... If Chelsea win fine...
Na 33 beer I dey drink 4 man city loss oooo but Liverpool should now work on dis 4 point now
Christianity Etc › Re: Free Shopping At Apostle Suleman's Church In Lagos, Omega Fire Ministry by Pat081: 5:56pm On Dec 22, 2018
oruma19:
In the end, God will bless daddyfreeze for bringing these pastors to consciousness and also bless the pastors for yielding to the truth.. Its a win-win for all and the church. Nice one
and do u think is 4 every bodyhuh?Church member only
Health › Re: Tragedy As FAAN Staff Collapses And Dies At Lagos Airport (Photos) by Pat081: 3:54pm On Dec 22, 2018
DrObum:
30mins for ambulance to show up?

Which way Naija?
very useless people but if it hv to be one of dos useless people on top dey will show up in 2mins oooi
Romance › Re: Zimbabwean Man Sets Himself Ablaze After Finding Out His Wife Had 3 Lovers by Pat081: 3:13pm On Dec 22, 2018
Dat is why I dnt love too much devil can make u to do anything in d name of useless love
Politics › Re: Ezekwesili, Other Presidential Candidates Give Conditions For Violence-free Poll by Pat081: 3:07pm On Dec 22, 2018
Jonathan:
It’s like this woman is a cursed bastard.
I voted in Osun State and there was nothing like military intimidation or harassment of voters .
Yall need to stop mentioning Osun in your bullshit .
We voted for Oyetola and he won !
We will vote massively for Buhari too and he will win again .
Sai Baba till 2023 .
Pigs and idiots should go and die
U need prayer for dis ur useless comments and if u want ur life to end d way d election in dat state went keep saying nonsense and mind u people vote for PDP more than APC dat day and is dat not why we hv 48 party dat day so dat people will nt vote for PDP
Foreign Affairs › Re: Former US President Obama Surprised Hospital Patients With Xmas Gift (Pictures) by Pat081: 10:38am On Dec 20, 2018
If it is in Nigeria dey can only do dis wen dey need our vote useless people
Crime › Re: 45-Year-Old Man Arrested For Raping His Teenage Housemaid In Asaba. Photos by Pat081: 8:55pm On Dec 19, 2018
[b][/b][i][/i]Na dem dey can do anything to get rich by force [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

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