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slimyem: As far as the husband is concerned,she's in hell.
I'm guessing he knows already and doesn't care.
The story didn't even mention that its a secret

Oh really? Hmmmm......

No matter how promiscuous a married Nigerian man is, he cannot stomach the thoughts of his wife being humped by another man. Except they both (man & wife) agreed to an open swinging relationship.

Lol.....

I observed the few Nigerians I visited in their homes had dining set, but never really used them.

Right from our childhood days, my parents never allowed us to eat anywhere else except on the dining table with the right dining set.

Prolly that is why till date, I cannot use my hands to eat any "okele" whatsoever. I always request for a fork. Same rule I have in my home about always eating on the dining table at all times.

kulyie: *singing in saint janets voice* toko balelaleju aseyun,tomoge ba moko do o a loyun,broda rora shey....ma bere lowo awon boys,eni toba ti to si ni ko nowo e,eni tioba ti to si,eni ko ma wo mi,abi kowa rimi leyin isin.eyin boys sho shinle?,to ba nle,egbe tibi jo,tiobale,ewarimi,eri mi leyin isin,elere nta jedi,ale wa,afato wa,opa eyin wa,etun le test e

My Yoruba is now rusty. I am finding it hard to fully interpret your Yoruba. But anyways, ko si wahala. Mo sha gbodo debe by all means jare.

Interesting......

The man cheats and lets her wife knows...telling her, she can go to hell with it.

The woman cheats and keeps it a secret from her husband.....



Who is really fooling who in this context?

kulyie: ok,shey kin pe e loruko?kin fa e nirungbon

Chai.....you know how to cool my mind by your side. Omo Egba gidigan ni e!


Lorioke ati petele.....ibe lagbe bi mi oh!


Gbe kiniyi sumo mi joor oh....

kulyie: bet shebi isoju mi loti'n toast jidegirl,ha iwo mokunrin yiiii,ojukokoro eti poju.o mo nkan to fe,boya emini abi jide girl fun idi eyi,miosemo,loba jidegirl

Sisi ologe.....olomi eleyinjuege! Na only you....ko ma si elomiran na! Jidegirl bi ti ba wo?

Ara kin sa fun ara na! Sho fe kin commit suicide bayi sha? Ma gbe kini yi sa fun mi na?

Neither my mother nor my wife owns me.

jidegirl12: Amu ise ya gbaa ni thread yi

Ka ni wipe, iwo arabinrin yin single penren.....chai....ma ti pe ise si e lara tipe tipe!

Baba Oyo: O ye ko trust, mo n se gudugudu meje ati yaya mefa..... mi o fi igba kan tu'ra s'ile.....lol....you have refuse to give Pataki the location and address to Endowed Avenue. .....ko da o.....FedEx lo need address yen, a kan fe drop Prado Jeep ti mo ra fun e lati Amsterdam ni....lo ba tan.

Baba yi o nogere sha! A she e daamo pa! Se mo wipe, Kulyie o gbadun omo okunrin to ba endowed! In fact - Oluwabukunmi in surplass! Emi ki she - omo animafishaun oh!

Chai - ara ben ti mo fe da! Ti Kulyie gba ti gba.....oro ti pari ara re! Forward ever ni omo!

Baba Oyo - ale oni yi ni Queen's night ni Holland oh. E shamo! Awon boys gbodo fi ikan gbara ni ale yi!

Emi omo gudugudu aya meje! Akinkanju Omo of Endowed State.

kulyie: hahahah emi wa gbe,idi wa naa de gbe but kiloni lati offer awon girls nitori pe iru figure 8 sepe sepe wa ma'n scarce gan o :p

Ori mi wuuu oh.....wa lagimo walai! Figure 8 ke?! Walai......mo ready lati ku sibe! Emi omo oba debedebe......omo gbogbo accelerator pumping - no brake failure since 1877, upcoming senator lomo na! Lets go dia!

Oya Kulyie.....ewo lo fe? Iya Charlie, Dollars tabi Euro lati Amsterdam?

Bi omo dun, to tun rewa....mo le fi 10,000 fe! Mo ma remix e pa walai!

Baba Oyo: @Pataki.....eyan Pataki, ore e miiii.....o refuse lati mu mi lo si agbo ile Kulyie ni Abeokuta, o wa expect ki n fun e ni juicy story. .....gba fun muri ni gba fun gbada o.
Onisokuso omo..........lol

Baba e ren nle oh! . Kulyie o ti gba fun wa na. Awon omo Abeokuta lagidi.

Suuru lere oh......lol

Jidegirl12, ma ko igbo simi lapo joor oh!

Emi omo angeli Gabriel. Baba Oyo shey baba nla shege fun awon omo red light district lati Amsterdam de Utrecht titi de Rotterdam! Ni shey ni ina oju Baba Oyo ma tan wayi bi ina moto celica pelu awon omo ti won do bassstard ninu oko dudu!

O sha mo wipe awa omo odua, a ni akinkanju weapon of mass destruction laabele to tun wa fructoseous!

Hahaha.....

Bi omo dun, to tun rewa, mo le fi one thousand fe!

Baba Oyo, emi o ko ye je oh! Shey wipe, e do awon omo ti won hunger fun oko dudu? E lahun sha! Afi ke pada wa si Amsterdam - the return of Abijawara of Oyo!!!

When you are busy eating, don't talk.

Solozzo: Wrong!! You missed her marital status issue, and the risk she poses to herself and her husband's distress if deported. Her husband and his mother are have sued immigration to court over this. She had no evidence of previous mental illness nor criminality and husband and her mother in law have means to support her in the UK. Her suicide notes and her desperation indicated a strong emotional relationship with her husband and that's what counts. The assessing psychiatrist may even recommend a stay of execution of the deportation order. Case closed. I know how the system works quite well as I had worked in Australia, a British sister nation, as a psychiatrist for eight years. We have written similar reports in the past, urging supports and review of such cases by immigration.

You are very wrong. And please, if you don't know how the British system works, stop commenting on this topic. You probably live in Australia. Different countries have different immigration procedures.

You are entitled to your opinion. However, the British government strongly believes this is a sham marriage. You would write a stay of execution for a woman who no longer has a visa to stay in the UK? Hilarious.

Coldfeet: @ Op if all the women or just me here on nairaland should apologise on behalf of your wife! Would you go home tonight and do these things to try and save your marriage?
1 If she's in the kitchen hug her from behind!
2 If she's sitting down watching the tv stand in front of it with your arms stretched out!
3 If she's having dinner take a spoon and eat out of her plate!
4 If she's in the shower join her with your cloths on!
5 If she's already in bed pull up a chair and sit in front of her till she wakes!
6 Say this words to her...
Sweethrt I am hurting! I may not mean much to you anymore but you mean the world to me! Your family may be more important to you than I am but you see you are most important to me! Our marriage is falling apart and so am I! I love you and I want u by my side till the end!!!! If the divorce papers are close by please tear it up! Give her a light kiss on the forehead and leave her presence! IF YOU ARE THE HEAD OF YOUR HOME ITS TIME TO ACT LIKE IT!!!

If your wife is not a jezebel and your problems are not your undoing! you will get the AM SORRY! You seek!

This is a happily married woman saying am sorry on behalf of your wife! Best of luck!

Listen to the words of wisdom right here OP. This woman said exactly what I was too lazy to type out and was intending to paraphrase.

Life is too short esp. between couples to hold on to trivial things. Even the bible enjoins one to forgive 70x7 times in a single day!

Coldfeet has spoken it all. Hope you would hearken your ears and listen.

taharqa: Good Move.... Long overdue. Track d Boko Idiots beta electronically... The law shld howeva be beta strengthend in order to protect d Privacy of ordinary law abiding Citizens b4 d 2 year time lag for d full actualisatn of d project

Wow.......the beautiful brain of a fish!

coogar: •a nigerian woman
•married to a british guy.
•she attempted suicide to evade deportation.

they are not going to deport her again after this incident - she's smart!

She will be subjected to a mental health assessment by two psychiatric doctors, a professional mental health nurse and a social worker.

Now this is where I presume it gets tricky - she is due to be deported from the UK, hence she currently has no right of stay in the UK! Her now high medical expenses will be paid by the UK government from tax money.

If she is found to be psychologically OK following the mental health assessment done, she will be put on the next available flight to Nigeria!

If she not mentally stable - suicidal in thoughts and speech (nigerians sabi do am wella sha), her whole immigration story will now be properly scrutinised, including biological evidence to her age, and if found incorrect - she will still be deported!

Either ways, her best option is to quietly return to Nigeria and follow the right thing. She already screwed things up for herself.

"19 years old girl" fled to the UK 3years ago. That means she was 16years of age at the point of entry into the UK. How was she able to finance her student visa following the death of her father? LIE No 1.

A 16years old girl cannot be allowed to travel internationally without a guardian. Who was her guardian or the sponsor? Why are they not showing responsibility for her presently? LIE No 2.

It is not clear whether her student visa expired and she completed her course and now has two offers to study law. Why not continue on your student visa? Why seek for Asylum? Thereafter, she got married - and now seeks for stay due to spouse ties? Oh please - something ain't just right.

If her case is indeed genuine, she should return to Nigeria and file for a proper right to stay from Abuja or Lagos.

A woman who manipulates her age, her visa stay in the UK, from student to asylum seeker.....to whatever else now.......she is well indeed capable to manipulate and invent a sham marriage.

Pure hogwash.

Can't bring myself to vote. Simply because all the babies are cute!

mawuqueyan: Pataki Hiannnnn.... ....

@op,madam av said it all...oweva,some wives stopped receiving compliments cos dey stopped bn bn nice and stylish all in d name of am married so ℓ̊ dnt nid †̥☺ impress my hubby again...
B4 ℓ̊ met my 'guy' ℓ̊ luvd heels and ℓ̊ wear dm almost every day. After we startd dating, ℓ̊ still wore dm frequently and he luvd it so much on me which made me receive d 'wow' compliment often...after a while ℓ̊ gradually stopped wearing it and as such ℓ̊ received lesser compliment... Not †ђξ so 'wow' compliment again.
Sumtyms ℓ̊ stand infront of my mirror Wearing flat and compliment mysef wellwell while he luks and laugh
Am a free spirited person,if Ɣ☺ΰ dnt compliment me,ℓ̊ wl ask Ɣ☺ΰ and if Ɣ☺ΰ don't ans, ℓ̊ wl compliment mysef as long as ℓ̊ fil gud...
Simple!

A lady on beautiful heels......wows my heart!

And how often do you compliment him??! Don't just be a receiver......please give we men the compliment too.......we really do need it.

greatgod2012: @pataki/uju, pls, i take God beg both of you, let sanity return, let go and let be plssssssssss.

Alright ma.

Ujjoan: You are a big fooool!
I see you hiding behind the skirts of those busy body women. Don't you have any shame? Are you a man at all?
You are disgusting!
Men like you are a disgrace to tho whole gender.
*spits*

Reh reh reh......bleating of a goat.

You want me to be man to a goat? Please I will pass.

Your husband loves you just as the goat you are.....

Wakaa from my face you obdurate goat!

alutacontinua: You're not being sweet here. What happened to the avoidance technique?

I need to come under your teaching guidance for that.

How soon can I start please?

alutacontinua: And is this not sweet Pataki that i was asking if he's double some days ago?

What happened to everybody?

Still the same sweet me. Only that I don't suffer fools gladly.

There is a time for everything. I take good mental notes to avoid some people on the forum. Uju as an example. Even when she started denigrating Yoruba men on this board, I would deliberately not post therein.

I begged her yesterday, to kindly avoid me on this board. But a goat is still a goat......baby uju, she holds the power (Aretha Franklin's remix).

Ujjoan: You can chicken out if you want to, just don't hide behind the whole 'you-are-a-kid' story . . . it's pathetic!
Mtcheeeeeew!
*This place is no fun anymore . . . walks away*

It is so easy to see you have nothing intellectual upstairs. You came on that thread, and your first post ever at me was an insult. I first cautioned you and even begged you to avoid me, but yet you continued with your cyber rambunctioness, while yet you have the temerity to say I undertake in pathetic e-thuggery!

Dress a goat with chicken feathers, it would always still be a goat. Your ban was not just enough for you, you returned today and started a fresh course of your internet madness throwing insults at me, and you claim you have a sweet life in the real life? Only a goat does not listen to words of caution and keeps coming back only to be flogged.

Your life is all about looking for whom to insult, whether it is the yoruba race or a person. This is why I see you as a kid. The true attributes of hoyden.

You are a disgrace to the female gender. It is sad insulting a lady, but sorry to say you are not a lady. You are a goat covered in chicken feathers.

Yours sincerely - Pataki.

Ujjoan: That's if you don't chicken out again and report me to Admin.
Go ahead, get me banned . . . I'll just open up another ID anyways. . .

LOL! You thought I got you banned? I was banned as well FYI. Unlike you, I served my ban as deemed necessary. Hence, I did not respond to you immediately you were banned and came with your ID to post your childish insults at me.

I can see it is so easyyy to open you up, tempting as it were to do, I honestly see you as a kid.

You type like a kid and it just does not feel right. As I earlier said, I don't want to derail this thread. I have deliberately chosen not play in the dirty e-squabble you are madly asking for like a dog on heat. I will ignore you for now. But trust me, I am lurking around.

Cheers.

Yours sincerely - Pataki.

Ujjoan: Yes oh, I had a heart to heart with him about how to cure your foolishness. He was quite helpful . . gave me the shrink's number and all.
Yea . . . he's sweet like that!

Uju, seriously I don't want to derail this thread. Your response smacks of a kid forced into early marriage.

I know how to taunt you and how to make you become a well noted rabid female ediot on this board. Trust me, I am good like that. You would so much hate me and start seeing your husband as me. So please, learn to avoid addressing me with insults for the sake of your treasured marriage.

A stitch in time......

Yours sincerely - Pataki.