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vicoson: You obviously are talented at insulting people, you wouln't let any oportunity pass you by. What is your problem with someone's English? Men are not known for this kind of attitude. Apparently, you only know how to respect women must you pick a fight with everyone that disagrees with you? You must be deluded to think you can just come here and force this nonsense of yours down people's throat. It's enough please. Keep your opinion to your self.

Be at least fair for once in your life. If you cannot do that in your home, don't exude that same attitude over the internet.

Pataki did not start the insults. I made posts directed at you, one of your fellow brothers quoted me on two different instances - simply to insult me. Someone I never even knew of his cyber existence.

Another moooron with English spelling deficiencies now quotes me, writing in an appalling manner and you expect me to dance azonto on his post?

See, I am not deluded. I could choose to respond with better insult to what you have just spewed at me. But most certainly, I know you will take out the internet frustration of my insult on your beautiful wife!

How are you and your wife doing? Hope all is well at the moment and you have stopped sulking huh?

And please, stop winking at me. Or are you gay?

vicoson: you are beginning to sound like smart alec. If you do not have comprehension problem, you would be able to see that I lay more emphasis on APPRECIATION. How will it come if one didn't do anything of note? You think you are the smartest person on this forum? I wonder the kind of values you'll inculcate in your children.

Oh oh! When last did you appreciate your wife for the even the little she does at home? You come here telling us she is dirty bla bla bla.

What I think of myself on this forum does not matter here. You brought your issue here possibly expecting that everyone will show empathy to your plight and join you in the cause of shouting your wife and mother of your kids down.

One thing I would teach my children is that: so far they have NEVER seen me making love (having sex) to their mother infront of them, I would also ensure that they would NEVER see me hate, fight, denigrate or insult their mother infront of them.

If the bedroom is where we make love (have sex), it should also be the place we settle our quarrels. Not going around like a spoilt brat sulking and spewing that forgiveness is a privilege for my spouse.

May God help us all - Amin!

byvan: I wonder why no one is seeing that Vicoson's wife is getting it wrong somewhere.

Oh, all you heard is the man's side of the story. Who knows if he has also cheated on her or what not? I don't ever believe a one sided story from a nagging, self-pampered, 'over-educated' proud man.

He has successfully painted himself as an angel.It takes two to tango. If he wants a change in his marriage - he should first start with the man in the mirror.

jidegirl12: Maa Jo lo mo n weyin E Pataki eeyan iyi... Agglomeration of balderdash

* back to work*

LOL!

I never even knew my posts/comments here ruffles the feathers of some dunderheads.

Men used to the stereotype of denigrating their women - mothers of their children. All they see is their vain self righteousness and worthless holiness. Imagine one telling me....forgiving his own wife is a privilege for her - ha! Awon asinwin okunrin yaapa si bi yi mhen!

I crush cyber idiots in whatever shape, size or gender!d

donchris999: Mugu of the highest level. Self-indictment on the yoruba women. See how you acknowledged that your women are promiscous and adulterous in nature like your men. I never knew till today that yoruba men have started marrying igbo women. So that is the easiest way to escape from your promiscous and adulterous nature. Instead of you lots to tackle the problem to the roots, y'all have given up turning to igbo women. So you have realized that our women are beautiful and faithful. Lol. How is your igbo wife guy. Whom are you lots leaving for your women, is it swines, because we igbo men and even hausa(the sharia kings) dont tolerate that promiscuity, adulterous, lazy and dirty things. We treat our women like queens that is why we dont engage in all this marrying several wives and concubines. I doubt igbo women will marry a yoruba man after one stupid yoruba man bathed an igbo lady with acid last year just because the lady refused to engage in the yoruba trademark which is "wife go and sale your body for your husband' lazy men, who use their wives to make money without qualms. What a culture. Pataki the isi aki. Now get out of my sight and go and take some hot slaps from your wife for being a dirty lazy Yoruba idiota of the ape planet. Mugu raise to power 70*70.

Now it becomes glaring why exactly your community has rejected you. You are highly unstable in your thought process. No coherent flow of thoughts and words. Must really be sheer agony on your clan having a demented goat in their midst all these years. See why I called you a child with mental issues. In medical terms you are clearly a bipolar gerbil!

1. You and the other dunce claimed I am looking for married women on the forum.

2. You now state I have an igbo wife (Orisirisi!).

3. You now stated again....you doubt if Igbo ladies would even date Yoruba men based on your demented thought process.

I could go on and on.....breaking down your foolishness to you. However suffice it to say that tribalism does not make you articulate. See Achebe for further reference.

Igbo ladies appreciate a real man. A man who does not drag his wife in open shame like the OP. A man who respects his wife as his equal regardless of educational status or background. You reek of foolishness. You are incoherent in your words and you need mental help. You are truly a living disaster waiting to explode in the hands of an innocent igbo lady! May God help the woman who has the misfortune of saying or has said: "yes I do" to your goat-shaped mouth!

Ewure jati-jati!

samyan12: Since d rship is over, dere's not much u can do about it again. And u don't hav to tell ur parents about it. Speak to ur sis, tell her d error of her ways.its your friend I really pity, but what's done is done, u all hav to move forward. Apologise to ur friend too.

ww.that's all.

Gbam!

donchris999: Pataki or isi aki. It is people like you that made adolf hitler killed 6million jews. Your father must be regreting why your mother didn't swallow that sp***tozoa with her mouth that brought you to this world. I guess you are a b..astard no wonder your useless till eternity. Hahahahaha.... Look at isi ewu comparing igbos and yorubas in promiscuity. Obasanjo slept with his son's wife, ekiti state house of assembly speaker was and is still sleeping with the chief whip with the assembly money. Alani bankole a man of 71 years dimeji's father impregnated 3 girls at the same time who all gave birth on february. A man who is incharge of an orphanage defiling minors from the age of 10. Dimeji bankole embezzling the house of rep money only to end up on nollywood actress. The other day a man took speaker lagos state house of assembly to court ikofuriji to court for sleeping with his wife. An ACN chieftain in lagos hamzat was shot and killed because he was sleeping with another man's wife. He was even killed infront of the shameless woman. Just recently a yoruba actor solomon akiyesi was about concluding his third marriage in the church before he was bursted. Pataki, i know the only reason why you will train your son is to see him marry a beautiful woman and you usurp the woman like obasanjo your mentor. Why does this thing run in your in your blood. At the end of the day b..astards are littered everywere. Go to the ministry of women affairs and check the statistics of the highest rate of b.astar.ds in the six regions of nigeria. No doubt southwest dwarfs the others. Did you know why your forefathers decided to adopt the culture of tearing your faces with tribal marks? Ask you father he will tell you. But, i will give you a clue why. They want you guys to be ugly like chimpaze so that you will not be attractive to the opposite sex. Still this idea could not curb this promiscous nature of the yoruba man, that is why an ugly man like adedibu and tokyo still have many wives and concubines and still defile minors. Dont you ever in your life compare the igbos with yorubas when it comes to promiscuity and adultery, no wonder you are here looking for your share of married women. B.as.tard son of a ba.star.d. If you need awolowo poison to end your miserable life, i will direct you were to get it at ikenne in ogun state. You guys are known as cowardz. B.ast.ard animal who still shytes on nylon and have a torn face all in the name of tribal mark in this 21st century.

You lot do not know how relentless I can be. See how I am making you bleat like a deranged goat. Take a breather, you must be really fagged out after that nonsense you posted three times!

After all this composition of baloney or as I used to state: agglomeration of balderdash, why are your igbo sisters leaving the village and trooping to the West to marry Yoruba brothers?

Even Ojukwu your role model has a bassstard Hausa child. Not to derail this thread, are you one of those igbo boys who will come online and start making a messiah of yourself all because you married an illiterate as a wife?

See, denigrating my tribe does not move me one inch. I am beyond that nonsense. I see a lot of insecurities with you people. Your wives are mostly living in horror all because you people have refused to drop some of your ediotic village mentality. Ask the OP's wife if you are in doubt.

armyofone:

Stop laughing. Need to book a flight asap. Mama needs to her future SIL.

troy20: lay off d guy abeg.who isnt proud? Does who point at pple bein 2 proud hav d greatest pride.u dnt hav 2 hide behind nairaland 2 pick some1s personality just cause u want 2 earn a few likes 4rm d gurls here.ur comments arnt real u my guy.

You must be living a sorrowful life if your posts depends on how many likes you get. If I had to cross check your profile, I won't be surprised if you are one of those jobless 'first to comment' crew. Long been on this forum to know what to say and how to bring my comment across. If you find it not real, move on! Pataki will spit out his mind not minding whose ox is gored!

Now coming back to your gobbledygook, every man is certainly proud. However, if your so-called pride exist just to be used to spite your wife, as an example the OP claiming that his wife barely has an O'level certificate while he is a graduate. That is utmost foolishness and pride in a relationship! No real man should ever come online and denigrate his own wife, mother of his own kids! Nor even draw comparisons between himself and his wife.

Everything the OP said was simply all about how good he is and what kind of devil and low life he married as a wife. A nagging man - what a disgrace to real men. Pffffff!

It seems you lot do not know how to respect your women.

Furthermore, kindly work on your written English. It is appalling. In the earlier days of NL, you would have been banned for this eyesore English you have subjected one to.

LOL!

Use your woman power on him. Fasting or no fasting, once you are able to seduce your man sexually.....he has no choice than to succumb!

thelastPope: This what you get from insincere arm chair critics that litter cyber space. They are only in it for their personal interests. Even if GEJ did not notify him duly

You wallow in unprecedented idiocy. What is Shehu Sani's personal interest? Pls care to enlighten us. How do you appoint someone without proper and due notification? Or you think everyone is hungry for the oil money that Jonathan is foolishly throwing here and there?

Who in his right mind negotiates with terrorist? How do you reconcile that with grieving families who are crying for justice in this country over the agony and tears that Boko Haram has permanently subjected them to?

What has been the accomplishment of Jonathan over all the previous useless committees he has been setting up for one national matter or the other? If you cannot sit down and critically think, you are a hopeless entity in this country!

Shoe for the shoeless one!

Nigeria is a practical ediotic joke!

Gullible Nigerians!

Fake story, who does not know this ain't just real and true.

Jonathan can never fight corruption. He does not give a damn remember?!

When a man is watching football, every other thing has to freeze.

Sorry, but just accept men as we are.

donchris999: Oboy, u say am jealous of you. For what na? I don't even post in family section, so why should i be jealous of you. I just come to the family section of nairaland once in a while and i have observed your post to be annoying. Always taking a swipe on men to look like an angel. Are you not the same pataki that was abusing a man that opened a thread crying that his wife called his mum v**ag**na. Instead of you to advice the man on what to do, you were claiming your usual saint status blaming the man for his wife's vulgar words on his mother. That was when i knew you were a wolf in human form. It is people like you that make men look like beast and you claim to be a saint. How would a man be encouraged to come here to seek advice when people like you will start to blame the man. Always saying the man is at fault when its clear the man is here to seek advice. If you cant advise a man without blaming him like you always do why dont you respect yourself and ignore those thread. People like you are criminals looking for victims to devour. They come as angels and kill like the devil. Am sure this was how some women were decieved in social networking sites by men like you claiming to have the best for them only for you to end up killing them in hotels. Thief, ole, criminal. And as for age, this is a faceless forum, so, you think you are an elder to me? I dont want to even go to the parents side your mentioning because if i go there you will regret signing up on nairaland. Thief. I wonder how i can be jealous of someone i aint competing with. A criminal for that matter. A covetous boy.

I keep making this mistake of not reading people's post before responding to them. Just skimming through your post, I realized you are a blawdy mooooronic being. Rancid troglodyte!

Have you found the awolowo rat poison you seek for? You would do the world a lot more good if you can sample that rat poison.

Killing in hotels? Is it not your foolish igbo brothers who recently lured Cynthia from Abuja to Lagos and killed her? The problem with you people is that, you see everyone like yourselves. You have a troubled life. And perhaps spending more time in a mental home will bring happiness and relief to your clan rather than this cyber rambunctiousness you have earmarked for your life. It is people like you, impregnating your fellow sisters and raising bastard kids here and there in your village!

You have nothing for me to be envious about. Arssswipe, keep looking for your awolowo rat poison. The help you seek is in that rat poison. Apoda oshi.

Oh shyte!!!

Hilarious pictures and comments.

donchris999: Oboy, am beginning to think ur a lunatic. You didn't read the guy'z post and your spewing this gibberish. SMH...... What is wrong with this pataki that sees no wrong in women even if they are at fault. In your quest to please all this married women on this forum for whatever reason, you are making yourself look stupid and dumb. Boy, how old are you? Married women is not the key oo. Be objective and stop this your blaming men in all the threads in this family section even when it is clear that the woman is at fault. Since you didnt read the guy'z post as you claim, why bother to insult him just to please women with this your evil intention. Pataki or whatever u call yourself, grow up and leave married women alone.

What has necessitated this cyber-attack and puerile drivel that you have directed at me? Are you an insecured brain dead goat - suffering equally from some form of jealousy?

Where have I stated that I did not read the first post before commenting? I said: "I did not read the whole length of comments posted here". How does that equal to not reading what the poster posted as the first comment? You are extremely stewpeed as a person, and plagued by idiocy from the foolish clan you were ejected from.

You had nothing upstairs to counter my points other than invectives. Is this how you talk to your father at home? Or does your father/mother use insult to greet you everytime? [s]Werey omo, oloribuku anumanu, oya wake up and fold your mat![/s] Traumatized child! Seek therapy before you drive another Nigerian lady mad with the foolishness of marriage you silly boys spew at ladies.

Furtheremore, do you also blame the woes and travails of your father and yourself on your mother? What an agony the poor lady must have gone through in her life. Raising a demented boy like you. You have no public forum decorum. If you were well trained by your father, you would dare not ask for my age. Even your father will slap your foolish mouth right now if he had the opportunity to read the claptrap you just spewed at me. Asinwin omo.

FYI, I have no interest in NL ladies. Whether married or singles. Apparently, my comments annoy braindead nitwits like you, well I love that!!!

What a dingbat!

vicoson: Man, when you offend someone,courtesy demands that you apologise, when someone apologises, courtesy demands you forgive. That's how it works. For a relationship to remain healthy, the people involved must learn how to say SORRY and THANK YOU. Anything short of that is an ABUSE! Get this into your thick head. You are on a public forum, teach people good manners!

Thick head? Are you equally having a form of mental delusion?

When was the last time you appreciated your wife in the house? When was the last time you even surprised her in the kitchen? You think leadership in the home is by demanding and sulking inside your own house? Leadership in the home is by example. I am not perfect, but I prefer to go by biblical instructions when it comes to husband and wife matter. Learn to forgive someone 70x7 times in a day. You have an unforgiving spirit and you want your wife to quickly apologize just to satisfy your foolish ego.

Stop demanding that she should be the first to apologize to you at every instance of offence in your house. Even God resists the proud. Your proud disposition is nauseating to say the least of words.

Pay tax to thieves, liars and looters in government? No thanks.

vicoson: Man, are you serrious? Which concept is this? So the offender is now justified simply because the offended is upset? Well, I've read somewhere that forgiving someone is not the person's right but just a priviledge, so I don't know how to reconcile this. Do you care to explain?

You are a proud person. Whether you choose to divorce your wife and keep someone else later in the future, this same proud attitude of yours will spring up.

I am not even going to bother to explain anything to you. Forgiveness is a privilege - in this case, for your wife? I strongly pity your wife.

Nigerian men sometimes - pffffffff!

I strongly fear that military are going to take over government once again.

This scumbag of a president keeps taking the piss at all times!

vicoson: You are correct about many things you said here except pride. I thank you all for your contributions. Let me alsouse this opportunity to advise us. If you offend someone, don't be petty, Just acknowledge it and apologise. Be contented and appreciative of what you get. Once again, thank you all.

Let us get one thing straight and clear from your advice proffered in your comment. Sincere apology does not come because you demanded for it.

A sincere heartfelt apology only arises when you show in LOVE and good deeds towards that person. Sitting or standing at one corner and expecting your wife to come and apologise is utter claptrap.

It is well as you do the right thing to save your marriage.

vicoson: you want to know my faults? They are as follows:
1 I've never cheated on her before n after marriage.
2 I help in chores without any appreciation.
3 I refuse her sex in the morning since she'll not be able to do anything afterwards
4 I take my daughter to school everyday since it is my daughter
5 I keep to myself since I don't have mouth to talk.
Am no saint. Sometimes I tongue lash her to burst her bubble with no success- girl believe so much on herself. Now I just ignore her. Whenever she decides to come down her high horse, I might look at her. Right now, the room is full so I'll just wait outside untill there is space for two.

Sorry to barge in on your thread, I have not read the whole length of comments posted here, but I feel I can identify with you very well on this comment of yours. It may sound crude and insulting, but this is from man-to-man now.

1. You are full of pride. You think your woman should be far below you. As an example to that, you made reference to your academic accomplishment and her not having anything.

2. You are full of hurt and you have an unforgiving spirit and attitude towards to your wife. The hurt from the past, you hold on to them like as if, they make your life happy. Why not let go of all these useless past hurt and be happy with your wife? Do you want to go to your grave carrying the unnecessary burden of hate and an unforgiving spirit towards to your wife and the mother of your kid(s)?

3. Doing chores in the house, is not a crime! In fact, you both own the house and you are both responsible for it! Mind me asking, what kind of chores do you do sir? Have you ever washed the toilet and bathroom you both have your bath in?

If you want a meaningful relationship, humble yourself, forgive your wife, and communicate love effectively with her. Pride and unforgiveness are the biggest problem in your marital life. Let go of the past and enjoy a promising and loving relationship with your wife.

Two can play the game. Fortunately or perhaps unfortunately she played the game better.

A woman @ 32, definitely would want that security which marriage brings along. And a man @ 33, should reasonably have been settled down in marriage. He cannot eat his cake and have it. Banging a 32yr old lady and no serious committment shows he just wanted his pleasure, but the lady knew where she was going.

Both of them are wrong. But in the proper context of things, she has used pregnancy to tie the dude down. I once know of a friend who was in such entrapment. He immediately proceeded to the registry and married another lady. Thereby the family of the other pregnant lady had to bear the shame of their daughter having a child without being married.

Your friend needs to man up and bear responsibilities for his foolishness. Whether both your friend and the lady would thereafter be happily married is something for them two to ponder over.

jidegirl12: Throws holy water back on Pataki's face

Mon gbadun for sure...Akamu to wa fructoseous ( jeez oyinbo yen ma wo cocoa house)

O ti sign! Shey emi ni iwon dami omi lu? Odindin baale ile, eniyan pataki ehn?! O dabi eni wipe, o ti 'due' fun koboko dudu!

Afi fructoseous na! Onisokuso!!!

Mr. Jide must be a fulfilled man everyday watching you gulping the whole sweet juicy lump down your throat!

*Sprinkles holy water and anointing oil on Jidegirl12*

Ma so mi lenu iwo ara birinyin oh. Shebi oti ko akamu to dun labe baale ile baayi? Sha ma gbadun oh!

Baba Oyo, what did you do in the Netherlands?

Gbogbo awon omo red light district le ti ma fe do tan sha!

armyofone: Don't join dayo, he loves whining when it comes to spending on a lady

I know you well , you will fill her counter top with flowers. Imagine coming home from work holding chocolate/walkers and some cute petals. She go put funnel for your mouth and soak you with P juice



mama won't say nada, as long as her daughter is happy she will even help in schooling you

Hauwa, take me home to mama.

armyofone: ofc we do, not the one you plucked by the street side. Real and expensive petal.

Hope mama knows you are gonna make a bruva rob the bank to get u that expensive petal.

[quote author=baby_123]Dogs get jealous too you know. Especially when they have been treated like babies by their owners, then all of a sudden, attention is taken from them unto the new baby. It is a competition thing. Am sure in its mind it was eliminating its rival. I am stunned how anyone can give a pit bull free access to a baby or even let it come close to a baby. i fear that breed no be small. So big, strong and dangerous. They can crush bone like biscuit. [/quote]LOL! I used to have phobia for dogs. I overcame my phobia through the help of a pitbull and a staffordshire.

So yes pitbull looks scary, but if well trained....they are more homely than those Chiwawa (or however they are spelt as).

Nevertheless, a dog that has tasted raw blood and raw meat, in my opinion deserves to be put sleep. That is what those four dogs have gotten though. Shame the owner is not going to be held responsible in this case.

coogar: one dog = a pet, 4 dogs = potential killers.

Regardless of number(s), dogs are like babies. You cannot stop taking your eyes and attention away from them. Constantly need to be monitored, fed, walked, instructed, loved and where needed beaten.

The only difference is that babies grow up. A dogwill forever be a dog. Some dogs I do agree should not be kept as pet except by professional dog handlers.