₦airaland Forum

nikkyshyne: I dont mind me some flowers. I'll put it in my room, living room, corridor any where the space is available so i can look at it everytime and

Are you a Guru Maharji?

slimyem: It not our culture and our weather doesn't make it appreciable
There is also no relationship between caring for a flower and a man..A woman who knows how to cook correct soup will know how to care for her man.
That op's line should be changed to "buying her a gift for no reason is always a good idea"

Roses come in different colours btw..red,pink,white,burgundy...

Hahahaha! Just taking time now to read your post, bursted into laughter!

The way to a man's heart is his belly huh? No wonder my naija sisters are giving too many naija men pot belle these days. Well, a romantic man surely knows the value of flowers for a lady. A bouquet of flowers spices the love. Nurture and tender the flower just the same way you would want your man to nurture, pamper and TLC you.
Gift for where? BB levels abi? Oya what is the color of a typical dollar note?

dayokanu: Sorry my son, Slight correction from Mum

When dealing with Nigerian girls replace flower with Blackberry, BIS, Brazilian hair, Chicken and chips, Suya, Indian hair, Money, Money and more money

basically with money you can never go wrong with Naija babes

You are looking for trouble you this kolo man!

There are no bad dogs, but bad handlers.

RIP to the young girl.

Dogs are like we humans sometimes. Subject to emotional anguish and seeking for a way to release that anger in them. I once experienced and sae where a pitbull attacked a two day baby that had just arrived in this couple's home. Thanks to a quick medic and the chopper, the baby was rescued on time.

I have equally experienced where a female Stafford was shielding me away from a male pitbull. Simply because she felt, the pitbull was becoming a nuisance for me to handle.

RIP to the girl once again. Nevertheless, the owner still deserves to be questioned on how she has been handling these dogs. In the UK, people are generally not allowed to breed and keep these breed of dogs as pet which is different from other European countries and the States generally.

Question sounds rhetorical to me.

It is like asking, what is wrong with a daft man saying daft things?

He is naturally DAFT!!!

Bill or no bill.......Jonathan does not give a damn!

slimyem: ^Nope!
Wetin I wan take flower do?

Na una dey encourage our Naija brothers not to be romantic. A woman who knows how to care for a flower surely will know how to care for her man.

I am sure most Naija women do not even know the color of a rose flower.

I suppose this topic is directed at families with christian background.

Seeking for justification as to church going is simply for me a religious exercise. I hate religion. That said, a man of the home should first and foremost learn to develop a personal relationship with God. Irrespective of what the family church they might all be attending.

The reason why most men fail in attending church these days is simply from the fact that the church sadly no longer serves as an example of love giving and sharing. It is all about selfish interests, collection, connection and mostly show off by most church members.

"Bringing her flowers for no reason is always a good idea."

Do our Nigerian sisters appreciate flowers?

Who is betraying who right now?


Igbos.......really must suck to be one!

nues aweso: The Nairaland Tribalists and Bigotry Front(NTBF) explodes, rejects amnesty, fingers Seun: It is Seun that needs amnesty!

Oh dear......Nairaland, a microcosm of Nigeria truly indeed!

This is just plain madness.

These are really worrying and disturbing times.

Generalization - hallmark of silly reasoning.

Oh my pineapple juice....

You look ripe to be plucked. Attractive on the outside, and juicy right in the inside. *swallows saliva*

Every sip of you, waters down my hunny thirst. My friends come around asking what I should entertain them with. They without restraint, walk to my fridge corner, open it and there you stand - tall, glaring and daring! Amongst the beer, wine, rum, and various other juices! I immediately rush over to protect you from all the hands and eyes of the thirsty peeps. Only my mouth deserves this pineapple juice.

And oh yes, we have a date tonight. I cannot stop sipping you, just as you look forward to another night of me getting intoxicated by you.

Shout out to my pineapple juice.

Every relationship ideally starts as friendship. But not all in cases though. Some have it different.

What matters most is knowing when to step-up the game and take things further and serious.

Sincere 9gerian: Why do you always tremble and foam at the mouth whenever you see or hear Sincere 9gerian? Why are you so insecure? Can't you stay on the topic for once in your life? If discussing Sincere 9gerian will alleviate your anxiety and shore up your confidence, kindly create another thread for that purpose.

The best way to be sincere is not by lying! You are an unrepentant liar. And whilst this topic has nothing to do with the politics section, I find it distasteful that your penchant as being a mendacious oaf is turning your head to think you are fighting liars on this forum.

If you can lie in open statements as this, little wonder you have no conscience when you are foolishly defending the lies of our scumbag President.

Baba Oyo: Oya na.....lets go searching together. After Amala binge in Ibadan.......next is Abeokuta.....l'egbe yen na.....ni angle yen......oya na.....lets go diaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Amala binge ke? I no wan follow one miss endowed dey talk and na amala and gbegiri dey gba for my mouth oh!

armyofone: praying and lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from every P-juice induced 'y-hawing.

gotta ride the bulls eyes

Oh lala......do you know a woman who gives her man early morning BJ and a good night BJ under a P-juice intoxication is a trust worthy woman?!

I heard from the grapevine, coogar once had his phallus broken.

jennykadry: @patakiii oooooo

I have a cousin for you. As for naija church being against oral s3x, that church is not where I would wanna go to. I am still too young to live an oral s3xless life

Does your cousin have succulent lips? I mean those kind of lips that will grab the head of Lord Animal and all the raging hormones inside Lord Animal will be begging to be released all at once??!

I imagined myself with my wife in that church for the next five years and soon and very soon we will be calling ourselves mummy and daddy as pet names. I want a situation where even before I ask her sef.....she has already removed my boxers right as we are entering our house and oh blue blistering barnacles......69 don start!

berem: hmmm... i couldn't help but comment this early morning that he is a confirmed LIAR! SMDFH ....

I am on my mobile, hence I cannot find that exact post where he expressly spoke of his frustration from Sahara Reporters due to their constant post verification hence he had to join NL. Suddenly he has turned himself to claiming he is fighting against liars on the forum. Why didn't he state that here:

Sincere 9gerian: Ok. I see you know me from Punch and SR abi. The username Ifeanyi-Democracy4ever is perfect for me because I dislike doing ANONYMOUS things. But for limitation of username space on NL, i would have maintained the same. I love democracy, even though we are yet to reap the full benefit of democracy in Nigeria. But with time, we'll get there.

jidegirl12: Babyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

Jeezzzz this is exactly what too much pineapple juice cause .... Thanks Pataki I'm full.

Holler me babè .... lets get this show on the road.

Omo olę

Oh you had it?! Oya come and give testimony!!

I told you, you will thank me later.

Sincere 9gerian: I first heard about Nairaland on a TV programme about 2 to 3yrs ago. I guess it was during a talk show on AIT that one of the guests mentioned Nairaland. The name instantly made an impression and registered in my head.

From then I started visiting as a guest ones in a while. I finally joined late last year out of anger to tame the rampaging LIARS and propagandists.

How did you get to know about Nairaland?

Stop lying my friend! You want to tame rampaging LIARS, while you are a chief LIAR!

We all know you were frustrated out of Sahara Reporters simply because they would first check and verify your lies before deleting it from their site. Whereas on NL, you are allowed to propagate your ediotic lies!

Who is he?

Soon and very soon.....we are gonna have:

A. Dangote Economy

B. Dangote Currency

and finally:

C. Dangote Nation.

@ topic,

2years of child spacing does it ideal for me.

Chai chai........this Vivian chick.......she set oh!

Father forgive me of my dirty thoughts right now!

Chai!4;&85:5%,`£§£§¥^€`$£§_[_]¥{=°€

coogar: better be careful before you break his phallus....
he's not a horse or a donkey - ride with care.

This is where the engagement of the mouth is needed. After a rough ride......wildcat needs to be soothed and massaged seductively by the tongue. Or how else can a loving man trust his wife to Yee-haw his wildcat the next time without thinking of her breaking his phallus?!

sapien: Instead of facing your partner during sex, you back him, while sitting on his John Thomas, grinding away!

While she is moaning: Yee-haw!! For my Nigerian Yoruba sisters, they moan: Ye-pa!!

Ishilove: God will give me a man who will dislike Mouth Action

Try RCCG churches. Make sure you go for one of their soon to become senior pastors.

coogar: if 69 is what you do then is ea for the midgets?

Hahaaha....you are a kolo person!