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[quote author=Ijele-igbo]1. Ask about “that thing”

If you had a job interview you were
nervous about, or a doctor’s
appointment, a meeting about a
possible promotion, or just something
you had once mentioned was coming
up and he makes a point of calling you
up after to ask how it went, he is
serious about you. Men who aren’t
serious about a woman make a point
of not asking for too many details
about her life.

2. Clarify missed calls

Did he take hours to call back? Did he
completely forget to text back? If
you’re just someone he is having
temporary fun with, he isn’t
concerned about you getting pissed
about those things. But if he makes a
point of saying, “Hey, sorry for taking
so long, I was hung up in etc, etc” or
“Oh my god I just realized you sent
me a text when I was at work and I
completely forgot to answer! I’m so
sorry!” then you’re not someone he is
willing to let go of easily. (Men know
how much delayed call or text-backs
upset us).

3. Offer to help

When you mention that you’re
moving, or putting together some
furniture, or looking for a new car,
does he jump at the chance to help?
Does he often look for ways he can be
of service to you? Men don’t do that
just for a woman they are trying to
sleep with or casually date for a short
period of time. They save that type of
effort for ones they are serious about.

4. Plan ahead

If you’re just a fling to him, you are
(unfortunately) kind of replaceable.
But, if he is serious about you, no one
else’s presence will do. You’ll know
that is the case if he asks you a
significant amount of time ahead of
time to reserve a day so that you can
be his date to something. That means
he wants to guarantee he gets your
time.

5. Care about your career

If he really cares about you, he wants
all the other things in your life that
make you happy to go as well as
possible! If a man has clearly put time
into thinking about your career, and
coming up with suggestions for how
you could advance it or be happier in
it, he plans on being around for a
while. He is making sure things in your
future will be good. Because he plans
on being with you then and he wants
to be with a woman who is happy.

6. Brags about you

If he isn’t serious about you, he may
bring you to a party or a friend’s get
together, but he’ll most likely leave
you to fend for yourself. If he is serious
about you, he is proud of you, and he
will make a point of being near you to
introduce you to people and tell them
all about you and your
accomplishments.

7. Just wants to cuddle

No man who is trying to keep things
casual is going to make the terrible
mistake of sending a, “Can’t you just
be next to me so we can cuddle?”
text. They know that sends a serious
signal. If a guy sends this type of text,
he likes you.[/quote]All what you have said can be summarised as one thing - ATTENTION.

Give any lady your attention, and she is all yours.

Should Buhari choose to contest with a credible VP like Fasola or Adams, YES I will vote for him.

I want to see a new Nigeria in my time. A new Nigeria with accountability. A new Nigeria with sincere and honest leaders. A new Nigeria with no wasteful, clueless and wicked leadership.

The GEJ project is an utter failure and disappointment to we sincere Nigerians.

MissRaissa: Why would I come here to look for content? My online publication focuses on POSITIVE stories involving Africa. Half the posts and topics on this forum are nowhere near positive.

I asked a simple question about President Jonathan, why can't you all answer without being hostile?

You said I asked a sensitive question? What is SO sensitive about this question?

From what I've gathered thus far, you all have no legitimate reason to dislike this man.

Kindly give us your legitimate reason as to why we all should like this man.

Do you know of Alams, Salisu Buhari, Anenih, Ali, Okupe, Maku, Otedola, MEND, Boko Haram, etc?

You claim not be a Nigerian, you do not know what is currently obtainable in Nigeria, you do not know of the disgraceful infrastructure Nigeria is shackled with and how it has deteriorated further. Yet you want us to give you legitimate reasons as to why we dislike the scumbag of a president?

You are a paid sycophant!

OP, have you actually taken out time to find out what is stressing her out?

Nigerians - we are indeed our own worst enemies.

I hope these guys are truly dealt with and disgraced heavily. I heard one of them, his dad is even a pastor.

For the ediotic tribalists feasting on this topic, there is no point coming to your fetid level and engaging you.

It seems, it is a curse to be a Nigerian.

GEJ is a certified m0r0n. The whole world knows that.

tomakint: But Pataki why are you taking Nairaland too seriously, is everything alright with you son?

Have you sold your nature and environment e-books today? Keep laughing like a demented goat - foolish boy.

londoner: Your own Nigerian brothers are the cause of your own woes abroad. It is because of what Nigerian men have done in South Africa that their wives are receiving such bad treatment........admit the truith at least.

This is a biased assumption of Nigerian men coming from you. We have the likes of playmode on this forum married to a SA woman. Most often than not, all you have ever heard about the ills of Nigerian men are stereotyped BS.

SA unfortunately where the least inconsequential thing could turn out to be the route of been discriminated upon. In this case, it is about Nigerian men marrying their beautiful SA women.

MissRaissa: I don’t expect everyone to love Jonathan. I just don’t agree with the harsh things people have said about him. I still think he’s better than most African leaders. I believe with the RIGHT entourage he has potential to make Nigeria a great nation. That’s just my opinion.

I am suspecting that you are a Nigerian. You have no objectivity on this matter. And you would do well not to annoy the senses of frustrated Nigerians about the scumbag of a president.

For you to be comparing Jonathan as being better than most African leaders clearly indicates you are here to be praise singing the scumbag into our ears.

Sincere jonathan,

I hope you know you are dealing with intellectuals on this board.

It really must suck to be an Arsssshole Rock Sycophant.

tomakint: Another big reason why you have stopped being 'Pataki' on Nairaland! Use your eyes to see, use your brain to think, stop being a loner and hater just for the fun of it, if you must criticize please do with a REASON

It seems you have developed a penchant for following me up and down bleating like a demented goat and regurgitating the same ediotic balderdash. I pity your nairaland existence.

If it were not that you are a troubled disturbed being, what in the foolish comment of yours above represents any iota of intellectual reasoning?

What do you know about Agricultural farming? Which of the States have you visited to know the rice programme they are implementing? It is asinine beings like you that continue to support the scumbag without actually using your cranial cavity to think if the scumbag is right. Do you know of the YES programme that Lagos State is undertaking @ Badagary? Tell me one rice development project that the Federal Government has successfully implemented?

Demented dolts scampering the internet looking for praise singing articles of the scumbag without sitting down for a second to mull over the entire veracity of the article. Foolish boy!

MissRaissa: Greetings all,

I am new to Nairaland, I just joined today. I've noticed that many Nigerians have very few good things to say about President Jonathan. I understand he has his faults and all, but he's a better leader than most African leaders.

I just don't understand why you HATE him so much. Please help me understand.

To like Jonathan implies liking corruption.

To like Jonathan implies embracing ineptitude.

To like Jonathan implies liking deception and lies.

To like Jonathan implies making allies with looters, thieves, murderers, certificate forgerers, criminal minded militants, terrorists, etc.

So now you can understand why Nigerians HATE the scumbag of a president.

black male: So what happens to humanity,justice,all the innocent lives crushed in the most cruel way possible. Is AMNESTY the best option 4 GEJ!! commander in chief Of Nigeria....SMH 4 ur children....

Don't ask me, ask your scumbag of a president.

My children have no pact in the madness called Nigeria.

Igbos are the most ungrateful wretched bunch of whingers one can ever come across.

So the scumbag should not grant amnesty to Boko Haram and they continue to slay your industrious brothers and sisters in the north huh?

7842I: If you have anybody as intelligent as Afam in your community, your life would have turned out better than this.

Afam - intelligent (in the same sentence)? Sounds like a perfect oxymoron.

The same Afam who in his illiterate foolishness was educating me that the murdered baba fuugu was not a Boko Haram member?

talktimi: #---->attemptingtogiveadamnaboutyouropinion

Attributes of a goat is what your quoted post above reeks of.

talktimi: why don't you shut your own lousy trap you miniature donkey, the moment the people of that senatorial district or the senator dropped in question complain then you will have the right to. Why e dey pain you sef mr democrat ?

See the doofus that always claim he does not like to insult people on the forum.

You are criminal minded if you support Akpabio and his utterances. You are a disgrace to a corrupt free Nigeria that some of us honest Nigerians are clamoring for.

Some ignorant comment by the author of this post.

Nigerians do not have or shown disdain for local rice. Well in fact, Nigerians love local rice. Our problem with local rice is that it is full of stones. No one wants to be eating rice and start having to break their teeth cracking stones in the pleasure of enjoying their meal. This is why exotic rice is most preferred.

Tolu should have undertaken a mini-research for local food vendor to find out how often people demand for ofada rice. Go across ADP states in the SW and enquire what is the preference of most people when it comes to local rice or exotic rice.

It smacks of laziness and pride when you write an article based on your meeting an important person in the rice importation and exportation business.

Sincere 9gerian: Another rant of a notorious HATER. If you had written otherwise, the world would have been surprised.

My friend zip your ediotic illiterate gob if you have nothing intellectual upstairs to spew out.

It is well known that local rice from Nigeria is far more nutritious than the rice being exported mainly from Thailand into Nigeria. Nevertheless, it is still gross failure from our government in promoting local rice production. Even foreign investors are not interested in coming to Nigeria to invest in rice production. Where is VEETEE rice today? Every investor know, Nigeria is the haven of corruption! No thanks to our useless scumbag of a president.

I am very privileged to information. I have even attended several states rice farmers meeting in the SW. I know what these farmers go through. Should we start from the use of tractors, availability of rice seeds and the politics behind it? Or should we talk about farmers not having technical input from the government towards sustainable farming practices?

You must be heavily drunk to think that everyone drinks from the bottle of foolishness that you are well known for. I won't even be surprised if Tolu equally goes the way of Ruben Abati in the long term of things.

This is all crap!

How many rice processing factories are in Nigeria? I have toured the whole of SW and I cannot find a single large-scale rice farm. Furthermore, the sole reason why Nigerians have strong preference for exotic rice than locally made rice is simply because of impurities in our local rice. Therefore the scale of local rice production is very minimal in Nigeria. To improve rice production in Nigeria, we need world class rice processing factory. Otherwise the dude thinking of rice farming is only wasting his time.

The NERICA project being funded by the FG and ADB, has not yeilded much. It is all an experimentation process.

I have extensive inside information especially on rice cultivation and this report by Tolu (who was my classmate in Primary school), is pure praise singing of the clueless administration of Jonathan.

South Africa is abroad?

Orisirisi sha!

LOL

Sincere 9gerian: Those who have not sinned should cast the first stone!

So because of an incident that happened14yrs ago, the man should be permanently cut off from the society?
"Holy" and all righteous haters will not stop being mischievous.

Many of those persons worked ON GROUND (not on the internet) for the success of PDP and deserve some compensation. If they were not good enough to be considered for ministerial position or other very demanding positions, atleast they can be compensated by posting them into federal board positions.

May corruption and ineptitude be magnified in your life just as Jonathan has exalted corrupt men into his administration.

I am sad that in my life time, Nigeria is the prime example of 21st century corruption globally.

"I voted for Jonathan not PDP" - una see una foolishness so?

Enjoy the freshhhh air abeg!

ballabriggs: Who be these ones, money wey Oronto give dem done finish?

We dey wait make una dey come. This time around na we go fight una.

You wey dey abroad, na you wan fight abi?

obadiah777: LOL I WILL PM YOU HOWEVER DOES THE PM THING WORK ON HERE ? THERE IS EVEN A MOVIE SITE WHERE YOU CAN WATCH MOVIES AS SOON AS THEY COME OUT. I WATCHED DJANGO UNCHAINED AND LIFE OF PI AND FLIGHT THE DAY THEY CAME OUT AND AFTER WATCHING THOSE MOVIES, THEY HAD NOT COME OUT IN ENGLAND YET. THE DAY LIFE OF PI CAME OUT IN ENGLAND, IT HAD ALREADY BEEN ON THIS SITE LIKE WEEKS PRIOR. ON THIS SITE THERE ARE OVER 15,000 MOVIES. I JUST WATCHED SPIKE LEES LATEST FLICK ON IT TOO CALLED RED HOOK SUMMER. AM TELLING YA, ON THE NET YOU HAVE MORE OPTIONS. PLUS IF YOU WANT TO GET INTERACTIVE YOU CAN COME ON NAIRALAND SCREW A TV. I NEVER OWNED A TV FOR 3 YEARS STRAIGHT NOW

Bros, abeg send me this link. pnaija@gmail.com

Thanks.

Okwara Victor Emeka and Kalu Okoro Okeke, why are you people a disgrace to Nigeria?

Why why why

dayokanu: Mac,

Dont mind them jare

#Teamboringsex rocks

12 rules to avoid or@l, penile, vagin@l and whole body cancer and most especially to avoid the wrath of the gods

Thou shall not mention or make any sexuall reference at any time
Sex only at night and in the dark,
Thou must not see each others blockos and wetincall
Booby touching is only for pikin alone
Sex only in the bedroom on the bed or Mat,
Nobody utters any sounds at all.
Both partners tie wrapper before the act. You must be covered during the entire encounter
Call your partners Baba Saheed and Iya Dorcas or Daddy and Mummy
Sex mustnt exceed 5minutes per round before you roll to the side and snore off
Kissing is banned and punishable by flogging
Heading or carrying microphone is punishable by Hanging
Chopping igbin can only be allowed if the man would purify his mouth with conc HCl afterwards

Missionary is the only acceptable position with the woman below and the man on top, The woman below should only open the thing small and never open yakata else cancer might h-enter

Oba awon weere ni e oh! I laugh so tey...... my pari dey pain me.

tessybaby: I remember I dated a guy who had the biggest d.ick I have ever accomodated and the first time we had sex I was in serious pains(am talking about that kind of pain that makes it impossible to walk properly or even urinate but damn I loved this guy so I decided to continue dating him hoping my v g would get used to after some time. It actually got better as time went on but unfortunately we broke uo due other reasons.

Are you talking about me tessy?

Afam4eva: You won't believe how creative these people can be. A topic about brushing teeth can ensue like this.

Neutral poster: Here are 10 ways to brush your teeth

Igbo poster: THanks for the advise. At least Amala eaters can now keep their mouths clean

Yoruba poster: @Igboposter, How did Ojukwu brush his teeth after eating akpu on his way to ivory coast

Igbo poster: GO and brush your Amala mouth efore talking to me.

Yorubaposter: if you can't eat Amala then go back to your village.

etc

etc

That's how an innocent topic can be reduced to a tribal thread.

See the beautiful mind of a disgraceful tribalist.

How wonderful it would have been, if you can convert this ingenuity of yours to something productive and worthwhile for Nigeria.

SMH.