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coogar: pataki, excuse me if i may......
what is 69?

This is a position where the climber and the climbed are both lickers and pleasure givers. It is a position where the ratio of being licked is equal and proportionate to the ratio and amount being dispensed.

armyofone: Pataki, gallon ke take it easy with that pineapple juice . fermented pineapple juice is intoxicating.
tried to revive my Hauwa and Omoge. . . but the thing no gree. hope your weekend is going nice.
nig churches, smh they are in their own world.

Fermented pineapple juice is good for a woman. Make the creamy juice very very delicious for a married man who likes her woman.

A man who drinks fermented pineapple is on a long thing! That shyte works like a natural stimulant.

As for the Nigerian Church, I actually heard it live from a RCCG church. Glad to have you back again. Semper fi!!!

@ topic,

It is very very important! I was once at a church all night programme somewhere in Europe, and this Nigeria church was laying out marital rules for couples in their church. The most important rule was that: couples should never give them o-ral sex! I was astonished.

I looked at myself and thought.....this can never be my church! I have to be eaten and chewed down there.....and I have to eat her too in pleasure!

This is why couples must have gallons of pineapple juice right inside their fridge. Both couple deserve their pleasure in marriage.

honeric01: hmmmmm Lord have mercy!

So you mean you cannot or have never done a 69 with your woman?


Hmmmmmm Lord have mercy!

@ OP,

Does your sister go to bed naked every night?

Does she wear transparent night gown dress that wakes up Prof. John Thomas?

For most ladies here, a man can be tired as a dead wood....but once Lord Animal is alive and hungry, and there is a ready delicious pinky just within reach regardless of whether Pinky is on holiday, or receiving her monthly guest......Lord Animal just wants to be pleased.

The woman in qiestion needs to question how often and regularly she seducts her man even without her knowing she is doing such. Otherwise....

kulyie: lol,yup

You only have one brother in the midst of you ladies right?

Baba Oyo: Town...State....and Family name noted. .....em.....em.....Pataki.....abeg where you dey.....Pataki my paddy.....how u dey ? hope u are good? Pataki.....eniyan Pataki....you need anything? Just tell me.....car loan or money for Xmas goat? am here for you friend !!!!!!
Have you eaten lunch? Do you like Amala ? correct Amala dey Oyo we can try it out friend. Anytime you want okay?

Na me and late Adedibu dey run thingsss for Ib some years back. I was still in Ibadan yesterday. Remembered some of them amala joints we rocked some years back Dugbe, Ring Rd, Gate, Gege oloorun, etc.

Anyways, I dey find omo ele tutu aka miss endowed to use step down from all these heat for naija oh! Lol

Once lost interest in a lady because she was not wearing a bra and she felt it was fashionable to come and visit me in that state.

kulyie: alakoba omo.this guy one koba me.you dont expect me to put the pics of my backyard or front view pics in a place as public as nairaland.but just take it from me sha,we dey endowed in akintude family :p

I know of one Akintunde family in Ogun State precisely Abeokuta. Well heavily endowed in the backside. Are you one of them?!

Personally I had my reservations about Buhari approving the ediotic amnesty that the scumbag was offering Boko Haram.

You are not winning the war against Boko Haram, yet you are proffering amnesty to those murderers! Jonathan is truly a misfit for a president.

Please can this topic hit the front page?

Sincere 9gerian: Unfortunately, I created the thread late into the programme. I didn't see all of the programme but I saw a well built school (outside of it) and some tarred roads. The striking thing about the roads was the poor quality.

Arsssshole Rock sycophant aka Sincere jonathan, please humor us with one good quality road done by Jonathan when he was governor of Bayelsa state.

Straight forward NO.

Tigerhead: I want to report a very tribalistic post by beaf!

https://www.nairaland.com/1255020/how-boko-haram-disgraced-jonathan#15207887

He needs to be banned as a lesson to other tribalistic bigots.

Tiger head = Tiger battery.

The most useless battery ever - what is tribalistic about his post?

Ikenna really needs to start banning all you dunderheads who don't know what really constitutes tribalism.

coogar: don't believe denzel......coogar is a saint!
i don't run games - i come here to learn and read stuff to entertain myself.

Father forgive coogar for this lie.

Nice write up mate.

Keep it going. True loving women appreciate the effort you undertake to appreciate them in loving words.

Double post.

OAM4J: Ladies and Gentlemen of Politics Section,

I think we have had enough debate on the new moderator. Ikenna351 has not made any new rule. He has only advised people to stick to using Igbo, Yoruba and Hausa on NL just like we have done in the past. He has not and he is not banning anyone for using Ibo, Yooba or Yoruba etc for now.

Ikenna351 is here to join the fight in putting an end to tribal attacks which am sure many of you want. Even if some of you dont believe in that mission, please let him do his job and let the attack stop. So far he has not done anything outside the rules of Nairaland.

So I plead with you all to let us rest the matter and focus on discussing Nigerian politics. For instance, Boko haram has rejected amnesty even before it is offered, what is now the way forward to our security challenges?

Thank you all.

This is the voice of reasoning right here. Far more appealing than the gra-gra Ikenna coming here to be shouting like he is one demi-god.

You have spoken well like a true son of the soil.

Odua bless you.

OP,

There are a few issues I will like to point out for you if you are interested in knowing.

1. NEVER ever be desperate for marriage. A desperate woman is a frustrated woman. In the older generation, the women got married far much younger than what is most obtainable these days. Nevertheless, if you are destined to get married, you will get married to a good man.

2. You seem to be scared of challenges in life. You would rather want to quit things than take things head-on. That you perceive that your boyfriend's family does not like you is a challenge! But it is saddening when you think you should call the whole relationship quit! Wake up and smell the coffee, a relationship is not a bed of roses. If your bf's ex could warm herself to the family, so can you also! Use the power of a woman that lies in you. Stop being naive. Find out from your bf how his ex was able to do it. Stop being timid! If you are already timid right before you have a home with your bf, once you have a home with him, any member of his family can easily walk into your home, and do a simple 'shakara' and you start running to a corner to hide yourself.

3. If your bf's ex is still a friend to any member of the family, the best you can do is to tell your ex to inform her that her presence is really not helpful in his life and relationship. And you have the responsibility of warming yourself further to the family. Make friendship with them. If you choose to end the relationship simply because you are shy to address your challenges, you would still meet the same challenge in subsequent relationships you go into or possibly even worse off challenges.

Where are the Arsssshole Rock sycophants to explain this madness by the government of retardeen scumbag?

Is this the fresh air the scumbag promised us?

A government by the scumbag for the scumbags.

Thieves and rogues in government!

Sincere 9gerian: I knew that all along. The major reason I'm SOLIDLY and unshakeably behind the president.

Will this sort of report EVER make front page? Did I hear someone say NEVER? The question is why? Seun, why?

The Arssshole Rock sycophant spewing his reeeetarded claptrap again! Don't you get tired of crying like a dunce over and and over on this forum?

Jonathan was clean and honest in 2007 (past tense) - now he is a scumbag in 2013 (Present tense). El Rufai.

Once a scumbag, always a scumbag.

bankoleben: ...and who cares if you are 'SOLIDLY and unshakebly' behind the president. What difference does that make? You obviously think people take you serious!

When did thia carnival take place?

A good step in the right direction.

tomakint: A deserved judgment for a 'local player'

What makes you any different from the ALUU people?! Asinwin somebody.

And for the imbe-cilic goats "liking" and "gbamming" your post, it clearly indicates that you people do not deserve to live in a better and sensible society!

Idowuogbo: Kai!! La ro kutu kutu!!! Who vex u? Roftlmao!!'

Anyone reading the posts of those silly two twerps would think they are morally righteous beings on this forum.

Babyosisi is the worst form of woman specie I have ever encountered thus far on this forum. Once it is about her tribe and her people, she loses all forms of decorum and automatically becomes a demented bleating goat.

Both parties in this case are wrong. This should have been the stand of that stewpeed tribal nwando. I blame the foolish corp member more though. Banging desperate and sex starved women who are raising children deprived of a loving family into the society.

nwando: [size=18pt]I bet he will tell his parents back home that Abakaliki people wanted to use him for rituals
He won't tell the truth how his womanizing nearly cost him his life
He is lucky one eye still dey
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Let him manage that one

You reek of astonishing stupidity and evil babyosisi. No wonder you can go about banging cyber administrators across different foras and not feel right to condemn this evil act possibly done by one of your igbo sisters.

Your sisters are busy popping bassstard kids here and there without a proper family. And at the slightest provocation, they make a young idiotic man blind.

slimyem: ...for an elderly,you do and talk a lot of crap!!!
See you painting these women like they just decided to act crazy but conveniently leaving out the jerkish part you must have played in influencing their actions and transformation into "scary monsters".
Keep up with your lies, nonsense and image badgering of Nigerian women.You'll get what's coming to you soon.probably this corper's fate or worse!

You spoke my mind here. Is this not the same old man that was reported on this forum to be banging one 18yr old girl and got her pregnant?!

Yet the old fool does not know when to zip his rancid gob and act like an adult at most times.

The worst enemies of Igbo are Igbos themselves.

Easily deceived by money.......they immediately just lose the whole plot.

Pathetic.

Sorry to say, I see no smartness with this new moderator though.

You have been made a moderator, the next thing is to come up with your own draconian rules.

You will soon learn that gra-gra does not pay!

If you want to steer people away from tribalism...
.initiate intellectual debating threads/topic. This is what I expect the moderators of this forum to come up with. Not this infantile rants of banning here and there!

Shior!

FreeGlobe: You will be the first to delve into education and personalities but if I decide to reply you with that you will start ranting. Obviously you didn't know some of the words the zealous op flaged have been established beyond doubts to be harmless except insecure folks protesting against them. For instance Yoruba have been proved on this section to be harmless by Dede1 and supported by katsumoto and accepted by Oamje4. How will a car mod without any knowledge of events about the word flag it? the word Mr globe was banned for is a vague word and I don't think its directed at any body or group but trust the insecure ones to catch feelings

Stop whinging and serve the seven days ban. Next time Mr. Globe or whatever the useless troll calls himself will think twice before opening his tribal infested gob.

This forum deserves some rest from some bunch of tribalistic nuisances.

See him in seven days time.

FreeGlobe: when and how did that become a swear word on nairaland? help us with links. The zealous mod should ban you too for mentioning the words too. Afterall, we can't ascertain you represent the tribe in question

My friend you are not educated. The link you seek for is situated as the first post on this very thread.

This is why you disgraceful peeps get banned over and over again. No intellectual substance uptairs.